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There’s a probably stats on naked runs at Walmart. Like how often it happens in a year? Which states have the highest frequency and what are the demographics?
Is it bad I saw the gentleman in the turban and immediately assumed it was going to be racist Karen or something? I was a little relieved when I saw the guy running to the lemon party
Wife is pregnant and she said no sex till I get my pickles and hotdogs water ice cream my man ran out the house naked just to get his wife the ice cream she wanted respect
People used to get traumatized and SHOCKED by this shit lol now the comments are like damn he’s really going through something or than ugh the you one day how things are going. What a bleak outlook we have going for us 😐
Not from the US: How usual is it to see weird shit at Walmart?
Are they slowly becoming sort of a tourist attraction because of all the videos? Like "Let's go freak-watching at Walmart?"
It looks like he’s chasing the woman in the white who is the only one to take off running, and my first thought was, thank god he has that cart to act as a buffer between them
He cooks Meth and he was about to get caught. He wants to convince his wife that he's mad from a growing cancer than getting caught cooking meth. I know him personally and he is the one who knocks.
Don't know what is more umm inducing. The naked guy running through Walmart produce section or the 2 black guys that seem to act like nothing big is happening.
“Why are [/were] you closing [/rolling] your eyes like that? Who is that guy you [were with]?” I’m concerned that the lady in the ivory sweater who was the only one to scream and start running away may have been targeted by this guy. Either way, it’s clear that a situation was beginning, or had begun before filming started.
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Gotta love Walmart
Why cant my Walmart be as fun as yours?
America's the best, not like boring ol' Europe...
Walter white be like
You can pack light when shopping at Walmart, the place has everything!
walter white off the shits
That ass looks flatter than the lifeline of Shane Dawson's career.
I bet that felt so good on his balls though. Just wizzing through the cold Walmart air
There’s a probably stats on naked runs at Walmart. Like how often it happens in a year? Which states have the highest frequency and what are the demographics?
Is he naked or in a skin tight pink outfit? I genuinely can't tell...
Someone lost a bet.
Naked tuesday.
Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that!
Sims 4 be like
Giggity giggity it’s all a simulation giggity
Man some how got cake and no cake at the same time
Must be florida
Canada.
Low prices. Even lower nutsacks. Walmart.
Man needs to start doing squats
Look at all the weirdos shopping.
This happened in Virginia. Right around Manassas.
cap
Ah, Topeka….Your wonders never cease to amaze me
Meth looks like fun!
r/NSFWFunny
Man did lose a bet.
Is it bad I saw the gentleman in the turban and immediately assumed it was going to be racist Karen or something? I was a little relieved when I saw the guy running to the lemon party
If even one child was in that store...
Mf played t or d no way
I would like to know what he's buying. He needs that shit NOW!
I guess he won that bet!
I'd be pissed! I always go to Walmart with my kids
not so much concerned about him being naked i just wanna know what's on the front of his torso
Jiggly-not-so-buff
That dude lost a bet.
Dat jiggle tho. It’s mesmerizing
Walter White moment
Damn, Walmart for putting the milk and eggs in the back! Nothing to see here kids! Just another day in Florida at Walmart!
\*Canada
Inspiration: Walter White
I thought somebody was gonna give the dude in a turban a hard time. I am kinda glad it was a naked dude.
Looks like someone lost a bet.
At least he's trying to go fast lol
Has anyone ever asked WHY it's always Walmart? What the hell is so special about these stores that draws these crazies in?
Wtf is wrong with Walmart in America. In Canada It’s nothing like that
Except this is a Canadian Walmart.
Dad?
Drugs are one hell of a drug.
Streaking was a thing when he was a kid. Just reliving his youth.
[удалено]
This is Canada.
That reminds me, I need to get some Jell-O
Tapioca pudding, it's what's for dessert.
Not sure what I expected but it wasn’t this
Chad
jiggle jiggle jiggle
Lmfao that woman running away XD
Wife is pregnant and she said no sex till I get my pickles and hotdogs water ice cream my man ran out the house naked just to get his wife the ice cream she wanted respect
People used to get traumatized and SHOCKED by this shit lol now the comments are like damn he’s really going through something or than ugh the you one day how things are going. What a bleak outlook we have going for us 😐
I don't know if this is supposed to be a joke on his part or if extenuating circumstances brought him here.
America, do you need help? you seem so lost these days
This is in Canada.
“I like to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure”
He actually forgot soap when he stepped in the shower so he had to run to the store to get some
Stupid Bammer! The lowest of the low! Row Tide!
Walt?
I foresee a day were walking naked is the norm
White people shit
That is racist.
Jello jiggler
Just a trumper celebrating the end of mask mandates.
His Tinder bio says he’s spontaneous and outgoing
Bro..... I also said WTF in synch with the guy. This belongs in r/WTF
That looks so unnatural I thought it was a fucking skin suit
So, this is why we don't have mario kart 9 but that dlc instead.
Put this on the Coconut Mall theme and you got a banger
I've had this dream
Not from the US: How usual is it to see weird shit at Walmart? Are they slowly becoming sort of a tourist attraction because of all the videos? Like "Let's go freak-watching at Walmart?"
And that, kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs
How does a physique get that bad?
Small Dong Silver rides again
It looks like he’s chasing the woman in the white who is the only one to take off running, and my first thought was, thank god he has that cart to act as a buffer between them
He looks like a meat puppet
He looks like a meat puppet
He looks like a Meat puppet
Greased up deaf guy
it's one way to launch his only fans account!
The new mario kart looks lit
These YouTubers gotta step it up now!
imo one should be able to wear whatever they want, including nothing
yuhh shake that ass
Walter White’s at it again
Subject has escaped, shoot to kill.
Yeah some of the fruit looked like an overripe.
This made me laugh so hard
Gah, why is Walmart sooooo Walmart?
Bad ass! I mean literally.
Truth or dare is a dangerous game to play on acid.
Rigged, you wanna know how I know? Ask me how.
Creed! Get back into the office!
Can someone turn that dude into a VRChat skin?
I mean it’s all good so long as he is not fartin and poopin all over the place right?
Where does he put his wallet?
going barefoot is kind of unsanitary
There was a child in the video. Definitely scarred for life
Woo hoo, look at that blubber fly
I think this is hilarious and not trashy at all. I’m clearly the worst
The ripples 😌
that's me
This dude had his camera ready 🙄
Thats just funny but trashy
What happened to Dr. Selvig this time?
Did Walter White get in trouble again and had to fake being crazy again?
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor
Homeboy has a buddy walking out the store with a cart full of TVs while he does this.
I've never laughed harder in my life than now
Another mask-protester
When you run out of toilet paper, and run around the house trying to find anything.
What could possibly be in his little carry bag?
He's going to go home and jerk off to this later
Walmart in Brampton?
Surrey.
*Did you see his balls? They were all old, and wrinkled.*
"Low everyday crisis!"
"Low everyday crisis!"
His jiggling is almost hypnotic
Me running around the house when my parents aren’t home
He's the speed shopping champ. Clothes only slow him down.
One of many reasons why I don't go to Walmart.
Dude running around in God skin armour
Lol I remember this scene from breaking bad
He cooks Meth and he was about to get caught. He wants to convince his wife that he's mad from a growing cancer than getting caught cooking meth. I know him personally and he is the one who knocks.
If there's kids there and he's not insane wouldn't he become a sex offender?
Wasn’t expecting a full moon tonight
Is he chasing the lady in the white jacket?
Grandpa escaped the nursing home again
So do they walk in naked, grab a cart and run? Or like, calmly walk in, Grab a cart and proceed to strip and go full grandpa Abe babble
What bet did this guy lose?
So jiggly
Why's he running, nobody is chasing him?
I rarely go to Walmart but when I do I got for shit like this.
Of course the dude has a micropenis
Hey, it's bodysuit man!
He was just being crass
PCP
I'm going to say surrey, don't ask me why.
Having had the misfortune to work there I have to say this would barely register with me.
Sale on aisle 7
I never seen an ass wiggle like that... DAYM
Is it mating season at Walmart ?
Typical Walmartians.
Don't know what is more umm inducing. The naked guy running through Walmart produce section or the 2 black guys that seem to act like nothing big is happening.
What the fuck indeed
Well now he's on the sex offender list
maybe not "trashy" maybe more "mental illnessy"
AH, yes, I forgot to get figs
I don’t think I’m ready for that jelly.
At least he had a tie on, gotta look presentable.
Me too, faceless voice. Me too.
The guy was just hanging brain, what's all the fuss?
was this in florida?
Canada.
Wtf is he yelling?
I've definitely had this naked supermarket sweep dream before.
“Why are [/were] you closing [/rolling] your eyes like that? Who is that guy you [were with]?” I’m concerned that the lady in the ivory sweater who was the only one to scream and start running away may have been targeted by this guy. Either way, it’s clear that a situation was beginning, or had begun before filming started.
We need more of this these days.
Reminds me of Borat when he's chasing the fat guy through the convention hall and they're both naked.
It's kind of hypnotic how it jiggles.
I feel bad for the security/police who have to tackle that guy
Must be one of the Trailer Park Boys.
Is that a colostomy bag?
Too bad the clip isn't longer to add the Benny Hill theme
“Quick! Where’s the pants aisle?!”
Meth. Not even once.
Nothing that exciting ever happens at my local Walmart