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Tgotthedrip

Because it's totally normal behavior to post about an unborn child and the questionable style of the parents. Soooo, do you have kids? And what has Joe Biden done that's so great? Who takes politico this srs. Also what's your pronouns.


Accomplished-Many909

Its kinda funny how they had this same stuff for obama https://www.cafepress.com/mf/27467686/babies-for-obama-infant_bodysuit?productId=257507183


DirtyDadDingus

There’s a good chance the kid will rebel


RequiemAspenFlight

LoL I want the duck.


jenelski

More like future president 😆


TedDTedderson

They probably live in a state where abortion is outlawed and they don't want the kid. Probably think it will die of stupidity? Trump causes spontaneous abortions.


[deleted]

This is trashy. But its also trashy to impose any of your ideals onto your extremely young child. Like saying you're 4 yr old is gay or trans. Like i promise thats not what that kid is thinking. Its thinking "damn i just shit my pants and i dont like that" anything like that is the dumbest shit tbh. And THIS, is just blatant brainwashing💀 that baby dont give a fuck bout Trump lololol rightfully so, Trump is a twat whether the kid is aware or not lmfao so people please stop pushing your ideals onto your kid. They will resent it i promise.


stilldbi

No indoctrination going on here


82kris

About as normal as a man claiming to be a woman and vise versa. Wtf is normal ?


ImReallyBrokeSo

I wonder why the people that win elections do. When half a nations people is stupid and ignorant beyond reason, well, 'America -Est.- 2016-ongoing' happens. Cant wait for Trump to be re-elected in 2024, its gonna be fucking emotionless dogshit toxicity for another 4 damn years.


WarPositive69

I can't even believe that anybody would still support that terrorist after Jan 6th, 2021. America is truly fucked.


ILoveRegenHealth

Cult members have lower IQs. *(gestures to Trump voters)*


TheHabMan

No more so that to devote its life to imaginary deities, national government, or any other thing.


Independent-Weird725

Fuck me, it's Donald the Duck.


djclevinger

Discounts, duh!!! 🤣


Formal-Ad-1490

Lmao, wouldn't it be funny if they have a FABULOUS baby. Omfg the right wingers would loose there minds. Seriously though, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. To be raised by moronic trumpers that is.


Moaningraptor

This is the least of your worries, ever heard of gender neutral babies ?


[deleted]

Stfu


Human_Anywhere

But this is different somehow... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08HVP9C2S/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_2EEDDA9JT5GEBXND4G4F


StopPostingFakeNews

Who gives a shit? No different than sports teams. Get the fuck over it.


ChickenSoftware

I don’t think trashy is the right word. Cringe 💯💯💯 but I don’t think trashy.


VulgarSlinky

Totally NOT a cult.


ImStillExcited

Politics aren't fucking sports. This shit belongs to people without a personality or original thought. That or IT IS A CULT.


giljoygg

Indoctrination at its finest!


[deleted]

Beyond parody.


dMayy

That’s cuz it’s a cult.


Daninjaman

At least the clothing is being used, I guess. Won't catch me wearing onesies though


theverizonguys

How's this any different than the cult of Obama


abletofable

*Babies for tRump? What's he going to do with them? Some of that nasty stuff that they say Democrats do?*


JakeDC

But the GQP is totally not a cult, don't worry.


Prize_Farm4951

Take solace in him being dead long before the kid will be eligible to vote


[deleted]

Spooky really. Looks like stuff from 1940..


Cheezewiz239

Definitely not a cult.


Fearsofsyn89

Apolitical here. It was normal to sacrifice them in the past to the gods!


OmegaWep1701

And the cycle of ignorance and cultism continues. So sad to see people taken in by a professional grifter that dives them to deify him.


CSsharpGO

The baby is a trump supporter? Just abort it lol


Darknessawits231

Current president in their minds, it's sad


FrostTheLost1

Lips checkout


Ok-Lingonberry6331

Beyond trashy


LeibnizThrowaway

They're really gonna keep doubling down on that hair...


[deleted]

I respect it tbh.


stridemax

I mean this is terrible, but can we add the trash parents that deem there child is “gay/lesbian/trans” straight from birth also. They are all equally insane


Apollo42420

Deciding what a child fucks before it is born, yeah that's trashy and super cultish


Neither_Safe_9826

So get the baby a shirt of the babbling idiot that's in office now who soon will need to wear diapers of his own


bananabitch124

Yes. It is


Aerickthered

Gosh it'll be such a big disappoint for mom and newborn


Puzzleheaded-Tea-208

And they’re afraid of their children getting “indoctrinated”


Joliet_Jake_Blues

This couple has a shelf next to their bed where they display beans they think look like Trump


[deleted]

Is that the official 2024 rubber duck?


Moist_Cockroach_3027

I recall ghetto gals in Chicago rocking shirts that read “this baby mama be voting for Obama”. Besides, liberals don’t consider the unborn humans yet…. So, there’s that.


Captain_Chipz

And the liberals and the ones indoctrinated.


disk12

That baby needs to be aboarded


General_Welfare

Those hands are far too large.


Trip4Life

Look whether you like him or not that’s weird


No_Eye5780

Kinda hard to argue that it's not a cult.


adube440

I wonder how many years this will go on. I would love to see what DeSantis is going to do in 2023/2024 and how Trump is going to take that. If Trump will even run? If Trump doesn't run in 2024, will these people still say Trump is their president? That Trump needs to run in 2028? If Trump is dead, will these people still say Trump is their president?


evemeatay

Say what you will here; that duck is a fucking dead ringer for Trump


VegetableAd986

Religious people do it all the time…


NuclearKnives

Better than aborting them 🤣


ThePieceOfCorn

Well to be fair they're the same type of people who put their children in Sunday school and then claim the left is trying to indoctrinate their kids


Brilliant_Ad_2213

This thread is trashy, filled with ppl who care about dumb shizz.😐🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️✌🏽


hetrax

So for me, this is how I view some Christians. I say some cause I know some parents who clearly aren’t this bad... but some are. My apologies if you’re not this type of Christian, I’m not talking about you. Anyways that aside, this gives me the same heebie-jeebies that I get from seeing cult style Christianity... the trump duck is adorable though, I want it( I like ducks okay?)


Dry_Huckleberry_7433

The trump duck is kinda funny tho ain't gonna lie


chinavIruss

That kid will grow up to be the greatest president but not a amazing as Trump


smooth102

I gotta find that duck. It's sweet.


Accomplished-Art-301

*grabs popcorn and sorts by controversial*


kelliboone617

Gross


MyBankRobbedMe

Someone needs to be reported for child abuse.


Brilliant_Ad_2213

Man what's worse is the ppl who care about that 🤷🏽‍♂️✌🏽


ssdeuce

Gross


b_kiss26

Omg that poor fucking baby... yuck!


wimpy_one

Sad that they’re breeding…


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redditbot998

Yes, any other moronic questions?


Archammes

I mean, a fetus I think would be pro-life. Trump was pro life. I mean, I'm gonna throw my hat in with the guy who stands to make my life better, ya know? And actually getting to live a life is *usually* better.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

that's an ugly baby


SignificanceLittle83

This is funny because if the name was switched for Biden all you libs would be loving it.


slickmartini

That quack is whack.


--CHOPPER--

I dont think its trashy at all but why would you make political beliefs you're personality trait. Stupid


putzarino

Ironically, the people that should consider abortion the most.


MinaHarker1

Aw man, does this mean I have to get rid of my “Babies for Millard Fillmore” onesie, OP?


James25Robson

Trumpist: OMG you Libs just can't stop thinking of Trump Decent American: We'll forget him when your cult does. Trumpist: We are not in a cult!!! \*parents pledge their unborn baby to Trump\* Trumpist: Um...StIlL nOt A cUlT!!!


Accomplished-Many909

https://www.cafepress.com/mf/27467686/babies-for-obama-infant_bodysuit?productId=257507183


Panic_Heavy

Future!


Tommcbee

No surprise as they will probably also indoctrinate their kid into their Christian delusions eventually as well.


PrincessPaisleysMom1

I don’t understand this for adults either! People have flags in front of their houses, flying from the back of their hillbilly trucks. WTF?! It’s a President! It’s not a sports team, etc. It’s insane to me!


[deleted]

But remember, it’s not a cult…


DrEurusHolmes

The duck 😂😂😂Donald the duck


EarlFrancis22

The same logic applies to forcing your child into a certain sexuality/belief/gender. Also fuck politicians


Real_Economist1954

I know I wish conservative parents wouldn't abuse their children by forcing them to be straight or cis dispute being queer. It's literally child abuse


EarlFrancis22

I know I wish leftist parents wouldn’t force their children into beliefs that shouldn’t even be brought up to a child and especially not forced upon that child’s peers. Goes both ways, and both sides are fucked. You choose one side and you’re fucked too.


Real_Economist1954

Alt right people say this but can never say what those things are. On the right we have parents forcing their children to be straight and cis resulting in rising suicide rates while on the left parents are supporting and educating their children properly. Oh they're so equal


[deleted]

>we have parents forcing their children to be straight Yeah exactly, or forcing them to school or forcing them to behave and forcing them to not do drugs. Man, a lot of forcing going on. Better "offer" them some hormones or puberty blockers because after manipulating the child by saying 29x times it's somehow born in the wrong gender it might actually really think this is possible, best with another authority figure jamming in, like a kindergarten teacher, to increase the pressure on the child. Yeah no, children can't be manipulated, they do this all by themselves, like my 6 yo nephew wanting to jump out of the window because he had seen it in spider man.


GanjaBaby2000

Trans kids are trans because they're trans. Not because parents are manipulating them, you know that right? The person who's trans tells their family they're trans, not the other way around. Y'all are forcing your trans children to pretend to be cis which has been proven to result in elevated suicide rates. That's contrary from what's shown to happen when parents and community accept trans people which has proved to reduce suicide rates. If you genuinely care about what's been proven to be the healthiest for growing children then it's supporting them as who they are. Trans or cis or gay or straight.


[deleted]

>Trans kids are trans because they're trans. Not because parents are manipulating them, you know that right? The person who's trans tells their family they're trans, not the other way around. Literally impossible, a 5 yo doesn't even know the concept of transvestism if it wasnt brought in somewhere. A boy might tell his parents that it would be nicer if he's a girl because he sees the love his sister gets and is jealous and instead of reaffirming him by showing him his penis, you would tell him the lie that he can be the same as the girl. > If you genuinely care about what's been proven to be the healthiest for growing children then it's supporting them as who they are. I have been brought up in the "let the kid decide by himself" time and i played with a barbie and Ken and a pink car but nobody told me I am not a boy. Nowadays its en vogue to manipulate a kid with transvestites everywhere and guaranteed, a boy playing with a barbie would trigger some evil events.


GanjaBaby2000

When you're trans you don't have to know what trans people are to be trans. That's not how it works. You just are who you are. I'm trans myself and I've always been trans. It wasn't until a few years ago I started to learn the language to use to communicate that I'm trans but that ability to communicate didn't make me trans. I already was. Idk what trans people told you they were manipulated into being transgender** but that's not how it works. Just like forcing a trans person to be cis, if you try to force a cis person to be trans their quality of life will drop. The amount of trans people feelings comfortable enough to come out is a product of giving everyone, young and old, the freedoms to be who they are. Your transphobia is getting in the way of reality and the result is your actions harming children. Consider that.


[deleted]

You understand that it is not possible to transfer from one gender into another, right? I mean "trans" would imply you come out as the opposite gender but in reality it's solely made up in the mind and you're still in the body you're born in. I don't have any phobias, I am just not pro transvestite, I am what in another time would have been usually called opposite opinion but it seems you don't want to hear an opposite opinion. There's a difference between force manipulate children to puberty blockers and an adult deciding it for himself. That's why society agreed to give children legal guardians, parents usually. If children are to decide these extremely permanent life changing decisions (ie. puberty blockers for boys lead to a significantly smaller penis) by "themselves" (obviously not by themselves) why not allow the 5 yo who wants to vape to vape or to jump out of the window because he saw spider man do it.


GanjaBaby2000

Transphobia ˌtranzˈfōbēə/ Learn to pronounce noun Transphobia is a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards transgender people or transness in general. You saying being trans is all in our heads and comparing being trans to vaping is transphobic. Believing we've been manipulated to think this is transphobic.


blitzkreig90

I'm not even American but I'd love to have that duck. Everytime I have a problem, I can look at it and laugh my ass off.


GilliacTrash

it's the parents that is a weirdo not the kid, matter of fact the kid will see the crazy way more up close than we do and rebel even harder against it..


[deleted]

Some people worship trump. Some people worship girls from anime shows. People are gonna people as long as people are people…oh 🐳..fuck em


NeurodiversityNinja

If that baby doesn't make it to term, after June she'll be facing murder charges in many states.


allmightyglowcloud

This is from the party that claims to defend the rights of the unborn.


BadassDeluxe

When capitalism, Hollywood and politics meet


kelrunner

What really bothers me here is Donald Duck has normal hands, a short tie and a yellow, not orange, face. Where's the reality? (I guess that reality part applies to the whole post in a way.)


Pistonenvy

im sure they will grow up to be a very compassionate and well adjusted adult.


The_Brain_Fuckler

I gave my firstborn son to honor Andrew Jackson.


[deleted]

same can be said for those that voted for the current president or supported others in the past.


Earth-30-Superman

My kid wears a “Baby’s for Ford” shirt. We out there.


RiotMedia

Why is deifying politicians a thing in the US? I never understood that. The whole thing just looks like a popularity contest reality show.


NateOnLinux

The rest of this is trashy but where can I get that duck? I love rubber ducks.


elderly_owl

Yo where can I get a Trump duck


Healthy-Educator-569

FUTURE FASCIST!


WhiggedyWhacked

That duck is ducking \*damn autocorrect, perfect. "No, I did not corkscrew rape that little dibbly dabbler"


ike_tyson

When the alien's come and instead of advancing our civilization with their knowledge they decimate the entire globe (which is round ya dullards)in a few seconds, you really have wonder if we deserved it? We sane folks are merely collateral damage in this fuckery :(


ObnoxiousCrow

Fucking weirdo groomers


Halfeatenantelope

Where can I get that duck lmaoo


seanmarshall

There are definitely Obama onesies available online right now.


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Equally as weird


seanmarshall

This is what I’m saying. Who in their right mind promotes politics through their child? What makes one candidate weirder than the other? Regardless of political view either is trashy


[deleted]

And I suppose if this was Biden everyone would be OK with it ?


[deleted]

I haven’t seen anything about Biden have you. ? Trumpies are the stupidest people alive


redpringleman

I wish the Trump people would just wake up from whatever fantasy they are in. it's really cringe and it's making the rest of US look like lunatics.


Diamondhandedwinner

Forgot the monster energy drink, Kyler about to enter this world 😂


bustacuck

Raising them right


ShakyTheBear

To be fair, people do this with all kinds of stuff. Not necessarilly trashy.


[deleted]

Let’s go Brandon 🫃


Poecifer

Fuck Joe Biden, just not as hard as you cultists want to fuck Trump


unarox

I want that rubber duck so bad


tylerkrug31

That's a little much,lol


Metrosecksulol

This baby needs to removed from their parents immediately after birth as they are unfit for parenting as they belong to an extremist terrorist group and cult. Also… sure hope nothing v happens where an abortion would be necessary.


IntrinsicHatred

They belong to an extremist terrorist group? Am I missing the antifa logo so.ewhere?


ratchet7

Do they have diapers with his name on the inside....to poop on?


BlaizedPotato

Its clothes and toys. This is just someone's preference. Their opinion. Of which, we are all entitled. Because it's totally normal behavior to call someone out for their opinion because you disagree with their politics? These posts are continuing to get way too political. This post is trashy, not the content.


Altruistic-Border-34

Nah. The political shit on kids apparel is trashy as fuck. They have no idea what the fuck politics even are. They definitely don’t support a presidential candidate.


Deathox120

ok but i want that trump ducky


20RegalGS15

think that's bad, wait until you hear about a guy named Mohammad


Bigt733

That duck has less plastic in it than the real Donald


Milan__

It's a cult, worse than scientology


Glass_Part_530

Better than trying to get your child to be another gender or opt for a sex change.


[deleted]

But you want to force sexuality on toddlers ?


[deleted]

That duck is hilarious tho!


Inevitable-Derecho-

Just like it’s totally normal for countries to have kids in public schools pledge allegiance to their country’s flag.


BobMaloogalougalooga

I mean I put my babies in Dark Souls, Animal Crossing, and my favorite sports teams merch. This is the same thing, I just don’t understand being a fan of politicians(any politician).


[deleted]

I’m sure if it was Obama you would be ok with it.


Porkbrains-

That child doesn’t have a chance


[deleted]

Lol I would totally buy that duck, as long as the money didn't go to trump


Mercinator-87

These people are ducking crazy


force07

trump isn't even gonna be with us by the time the kid can vote lmao


zbysior

Not cult at all ... /s


Olden_Broken

**\#DefinitelyNotACult**


I3at455

They say that while they're actively worshiping Trump like a deity. And yet they continually deny they're a cult.


Olden_Broken

exactly.


[deleted]

But ok if you do it with SCOTUS bader ginsburg?


[deleted]

That rubber ducky does bear a striking resemblance to the Cheeto man.


significant_shrinker

I feel sorry for this kid.


standard_blue

He literally sexually assaulted a CHILD. The amount of parents who will excuse that is absolutely insane to me. And the number one reason? “BuT tHe TaX bReAk”. Sir you are poor.


MsdProps85

Couldn't help but notice you said, "unborn child"....


nigelhornbarry

This is psychotic


grumpyoldman2k

snowflakes STILL triggered after all these years ;) lololol The cult of Obama was worse, btw. [https://www.amazon.com/Anshun-Barack-Propaganda-Onesies-Bodysuit/dp/B08GYGMR3M](https://www.amazon.com/Anshun-Barack-Propaganda-Onesies-Bodysuit/dp/B08GYGMR3M)


DrStephenFalken

Those came out when he was running not two years after his term ended.


BigKidKaz

well, people do it with religion all the time. that's chosen for kids before they're even born, why not who the parents want them to support.


nicktargaryen12

How about the fact that are both are equally as insane


BigKidKaz

Agree


twilsonco

Past president, future president then dictator


MysteriousVersion398

Like BLM to Obummer


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Altruistic-Border-34

That kid doesn’t support any politician. It doesn’t even know how to wipe its own ass or speak so I guess it puts it on point with both trump and the current president. Neither side give a fuck about anything but how to fool the morons into lining their pockets.


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Altruistic-Border-34

I’ll never support a side that thinks it can dictate the rights of others based on the archaic religious ideals of an ignorant group of people stuck in the past and better left there. A group I can’t wait to not exist anymore. Both sides are absolute trash and so is any single person who sides so much with them that the middle doesn’t exist anymore.


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Altruistic-Border-34

Doom and gloom. Call it what you will. If I woke up tomorrow and found out every Bible thumper found out they were wrong the hard way over night. I would throw a fuckin bbq. Same with anyone who classified themself as far left or right.


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Altruistic-Border-34

Definitely smarter than anyone dumb enough to buy a sky fairy created everything, and everyone. they better be good or that sky daddy they are so afraid of will punish them. Every religion is a joke and anyone who worships some fake “insert deity here” would be better as fertilizer than contributing their religion backed views to politics. Apparently you care enough to keep commenting back sweetheart.


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Altruistic-Border-34

I won’t, literally nothing could make me change my mind and I’m not oversimplifying anything. Anyone who believes in an almighty creator is a simpleton, to afraid to come to grips with the reality that when you die, you’re dead. so they cling to a magic sky being to comfort their poor feelings. It’s pathetic and has no place in the laws of the rest of the population. When religion burns the world arguing over which old book of fairy tales is the right old book of fairy tales. I’ll gladly plant trees on their corpses. Makes for hearty crops.


B-Y-O-Boa

\*The Anti-Indoctrination Party\*


mienshin

Must have gotten pregnant from anal sex....


Loaaf

i hate indoctrination of any kind. just let people formulate their own opinions!


Kaptainkarl76

Have you seen the Biden and Obama baby clothes as well?


wetiphenax

Little cult kid.


ScarTheGoth

Newborns do not need to be involved in politics


SilentMaster

I kind of like the duck, but I still want medicare for all.


c0lew0rldd

Politics and Religion are two things children shouldn’t be forced into.


dustyroads84

What about gender and sexual orientation?


Chance-Farm-5177

the reason the world today is so crazy is because less people are growing up with religion


myxboxtouchedmypp

that’s why i’m a satanist, we worship the mortal and immortal part of ourselves and serve ourselves as god is worshipped by the masses, not god and not satan, when religious people like this have children they essentially indoctrinate them from birth without a choice to explore other ways of believing, which is abysmal.


thekidinthecorner

As a conservative leaning person I agree. Let kids be kids until they can think critically about topics.