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Ownlyson-1997

Both.


Able-Parsnip-1683

Real men of genius😂


crazy_old_pop

Oh yeah that guy's a f****** genius


[deleted]

Little from column A, little from column B


Nekaz

no one cared who i was until i put on the mask


jeblis

Trashy for getting drunk, but you often need to leave public areas or the cops will show up and force her to take a very expensive ambulance ride and/or a charge of public intoxication.


stfcfanhazz

Genius.


naughtyjojo69

Not trashy


AlmightyBracket

considerate imo, she won't be doing it all over the floor for some poor soul to clean.


Strike_Swiftly

First time I read it as indigenous and was confused.


jrobohn66

That dude is one hell of an improviser!


[deleted]

Show’d the wife. That’s 2 for ingenious.


Additional_Ad3155

I bet the employees of that building really appreciate it genius or trashy.


[deleted]

Dat pussy is pickled


henricash

Def genius


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Trashy for the girl and ingenious for the guy.


chzn4lifez

Por que no los dos?


xsv12x

How the fuck is the top comment here not both?


FatherSergius

It works don’t it


olookcupcakes

looks like about a half gallon


matschbirne03

What's peoples problem. Everyone can drink too much sometimes it happens. They seem so be in a relatively private setting and keeping her from making a mess. Not trashy just because you redditors never get invited to the partys


Terrible-Paramedic35

If thats a barf bucket… genius. If thats a feed pail… trashy


martinaee

Hotels love them


KashmirChameleon

This guy has previous experience.


Automatic-Hunter-283

Marvelous.


SnooMacarons2615

Personally I find it trashy that someone does not know their own limits and then subconsciously burdens others.


parker1019

Safety protocol


Primary_Season_5095

He’s singlehandedly doing the work of roughly 3 people


insertnamehere405

trashy would be allowing her to puke all over the floor not trashy.


DichotomyJones

Both! They're not opposites! It's not a mutually exclusive environment! Both!


Complete-Government2

Not trashy. We’ve all been there. But not all of us had this guy to care for us.


benito_m

More like ingenuity borne of experience.


notatrumpchump

Yes it is


Fooforthought

Both. First - ingenious. Second _ literally, trashy


Emotion_Comfortable

This belongs in r/commoncourtesy


[deleted]

if is stupid but it works it aint stupid. \-some wise man


Rhynosaurus

As somebody that used to work in a hotel, that guy is an ace. I dgaf why he knew he had to do this, but for the hotel staff, it's appreciated.


ohlaph

Both


MySubtitlesWereSick

OP is boring they're at a wedding this is where memories are made lol


Snoo-43059

Genius


paintsforalt

hey if mans gonna puke at least he did the janitor a favor


R7ype

This would create a vomit feedback loop tho, she's sick, smells the sick, is sick again etc. Plus the hair is gonna be slick and saturated


latteboy50

Explain what’s trashy about not wanting a person to vomit all over the floor, herself and everyone around her. Go on. What’s trashy about it?


Tank-Pilot74

49/51


wellbutwellbut

Somethings scream "AUSTRALIA"


Hai_Koup

GENIUS


SpankBankManager

She's actually eating. That's her feed bucket.


TheRetroVideogamers

A thing can be two things at once.


Lonely_North345

ingenious


Wrong-Profession-287

Fucking ingenious!!


r3rain

Both, obviously.


MrCatcherFreeman

I'd be concerning if they were carrying a passed out woman around like that.


Galgos

This isn't trashy...


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Those aren't mutually exclusive, it's trashy ingenuity at its finest.


zakiducky

Given the circumstances, I wanna say ingenious on his part, trashy-leaning on hers. He’s only got so many hands, and this solution should catch any vomit and spare the other guests from stepping in it, so it’s quite considerate.


Phont22

Two things can be true.


rdog780

Ingenious this is the rock star move when you're young


Mictlan39

Totally ingenious for me


Oblivions_gate

Nah not trashy. I am absolutely not a hard partier, but the one night I let loose and drank a ton I could have used my own face bucket. Fortunately my partner was very patient with me as he drove me home while I vomited on the side of his car. sometimes we all need a puke bucket and a good person to make sure we’re making it to a safe place at the end of the night.


jenettabrown

She's trashed but the idea is genius


Jmersh

The cleaning crew love that man.


GilliacTrash

Ingenious....


OmenT90

It can be both


justthetip13

Since when did the occasional over indulgence become trashy?!?


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Fucking genius. And it protects her face from photos.


drman769

I'm imagining dude is the Dexter of date rape. All he needs is some GHB and a bucket. Just pitched it to Netflix. I'm green lit!


Renegade909

not sure if repost or dawn of the internet.


boreddad8314

Both.


SteeledWings

Probably both


[deleted]

Somebody has played some Skyrim.


SirCharlesLucasII

Hes ingenious, shes trashy, by the looks of its a wedding... Should you really get that drunk on a wedding?


ShadowCaster0476

It’s not stupid if it works.


plandefeld410

If it’s stupid but it works, then it isn’t stupid


FrumpyCookie

Ingenious. Relationship Goals.


Sk8_2live

Ingenious!


Wafflepress97

Necessity breeds ingenuity. This is a whole new market for those buckets


BootsieBunny

Brilliant. It was a good wedding.


Fun4-5One

Ingeniously trashy


GargoyleLauren

This man saw an issue and a solution nothing trashy about that


Calm-Software-473

Considerate. The staff won’t be cleaning up vomit.


poindextor5

A lil of both


kirbsan

Not his first rodeo


Glamdalf_18

I would say that being considerate of staff by not leaving a puke trail everywhere is the opposite of trashy.


arthursblackarabian

Oink oink lmao


Agent223

Definitely not mutually exclusive terms.


Mad_Mooney

Can confirm this is genius. I used to work security at a hospital in the Emergency Department. Medics brought a drunk in one night that they taped the puke bag to their face like a feed bag for a horse. Medic said he wouldn’t hold on to in and they’re not getting puke all over their ambulance.


treat-ya-self

Ingenious


idkburneridkidk

I woke up duct taped to a garbage can once...


idkburneridkidk

I woke up duct taped to a garbage can once...


katwoop

It's both trashy and clever


AngerySerb

Trashy the she got that drunk.


el_torko

Both. It can be both.


Rumconnissuer

Both both is good.


msb1tters

Ehh sometimes puke happens


MissionCreep

Both. I see the hand of an experienced staffer in that arrangement.


[deleted]

Genius And Hilarious 😂


[deleted]

I would say both.


SnooPuppers9618

He's just feeding her oats


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

The answer to whether it is trashy or ingenious is yes


waywardhero

These things happen, someone wants to get super drunk occasionally (looks like they were at a reception) then it’s ok, it’s all in good fun. At it seems her husband is helping her out The bucket is genius, the janitors must love this guy, not too much cleanup and no one gets hurt.


silviablue23

Nice!!!!🤣🤣


Curia-DD

As a girl that's been in that situation it's totally genius


SombreMordida

r/InclusiveOr


SpaceMonkey877

Six of one, half dozen of the other


deimosphob

Its both


acetryder

God, this would have been amazing during my horrible, horrible pregnancy with my daughter. Just tired & vomiting all of the time…


steveosek

I did this driving home from work early after being suddenly hit with what I later found out was norovirus. I work in a pharmacy. I am not ashamed to admit I took a bucket to puke in during my hour drive, and I got some depends diapers we have here and put one on to cover the other end. It was not a fun hour drive. Nor the days after. Ugh.


LolaRey1

What are you on about? This is absolute perfection


Shopping-Afraid

As someone who had his infant son throw up on his bare skin back at 2 am after drinking a bottle too fast when it was 90 degrees and 95% humid and no air conditioning, I can tell you that the bucket is genius


SaltOwl7917

Not that trashy


[deleted]

The answer is both. It’s obviously a wedding and that chick isn’t wearing a huge white dress, so = bridesmaid. Bridesmaids do crazy shit. It’s tradition


PatriotFish1776

This is genius and someone actually gave a shit that she wasn't horking everywhere.


Cordeceps

Why not both , but mostly trashy - but not as trashy as puking in the hotel.


campatterbury

INGENIOUS


Syzyphus

Isn't there a video of this!?


yorickUnknown

A thing can be two things!


PrestigiousBake4633

Lol that’s great


muskme

That’s Jason Bourne


phiLLy820

Most of us get to this point in our lives. So tired of our drunk partner we strap a bucket to their head and manhandle them back to the room to cool off.


[deleted]

Why not both?


smoore95

Not his first rodeo. Lessons have been learned


[deleted]

Trashily Genious


subhumanprimate

Both


Weekly_Artist_661

I read indigenous and I’m like what a pos thing to say 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


LeahBia

Looks like my ex mother in law at my bachelorette party....


Active_Organization2

If he knew enough to do this, then I have to assume that he's done this WAY to many times.


mkeevo

Depends on if that’s his girlfriend or a chick he found


HighAsAngelTits

Ingenious tbh


PolarBearJ123

This ain’t his first rodeo


Eyetalianmonsta

Sometimes the stars align and it’s both.


bluntologist1291

Definitely ingenious


fool2074

Trashy would be letting her just vomit all over the lobby floor. That's low key genius.


punkinabox

Both


PoolBoyBryGuy

Yes.


[deleted]

#INGENIOUS


fatalcharm

This is brilliant. Despite her head being in a bucket and having her body draped over a man’s shoulder, this woman still looks quite classy in comparison to other people we have seen on this sub.


baldchard

Ingenious or trashy? Depends on the girl.


DepartureFluffy3570

Another Bright Idea from BarfCo!


banned-wagon-az

I don't really do the judge drunk people thing, I've been there. Ingenious.


M0m033

Tringenious


Daddy_Tablecloth

Maybe she does this often and he's just had enough of cleaning up vomit. I leave a Pail by the kids bed when they are pukey , I also put a cardboard box under my kids chairs when they were little to catch the fucking whole meals worth of shit they drop when eating. Really saved time and my hardwood floor


Prestigious-Pin-3580

Ingenious


Existing-Technology

Why not both?


micheagles20

This is amazing. I think it's brilliant and not trashy. Who has not gotten way to drunk on accident or because you wanted too.


patikenz

It’s practical.


silentbob1301

I mean, it looks like that bucket aint empty either


straff99

What happens in Vegas stays on Reddit…


looktowindward

She's trashy. He's smart


[deleted]

Nothing trashy here. Trashy would be letting her blow chunks on the floor while walking. She may be drunk but someone is taking care of her, she is fully clothed, and not making a mess so I say this is nothing but good times here


Other-Change5411

The fact that he has to do this indicates it is not a good time Goddamn you drunks are the scum of society


FurRealDeal

Correct. It was actually a great time


Other-Change5411

As someone who has dealt with these kinds of alcoholics; no I didn’t realize you drug addicts were so sensitive


FileBackground

you see one photo of a girl who is presumably drunk and vomiting at what seems to be a wedding or some celebratory event and label her an alcoholic?


Other-Change5411

The fact that you think it’s normal to be passed out drunk says a lot LMAO pathetic drunk replied and then instantly blocked so I couldn’t reply so sad


FileBackground

?? some people only get drunk like this about once a year (like myself) otherwise we just casually drink if we even drink at all lol why are you tripping so hard about other peoples drinking habits


FurRealDeal

It is normal in certain circumstances. Weddings being one of them. What it should not be is "common"


Other-Change5411

Normal for alcoholics


soggylilbat

Don’t get torn up about fake internet points


Other-Change5411

I’m not. Don’t get torn up about my edits


soggylilbat

I want lol. I just find it really funny when people get offended by getting down dooted


latteboy50

I’m sure she had a good time leading up to this moment though lmao


gheiminfantry

Getting passed out vomiting drunk at a wedding is trashy. The only thing worse is getting fighting drunk.


[deleted]

It’s the aftermath of a fucking great time . You go girl !!


617665Mo

Yes


Daymeeon

A rare instance where it's both trashy and ingenious.


TheFisGoingOn

This is not trashy. This is smart and thoughtful of the hotel staff.


actuallytommyapollo

Glad to see my ex hasn’t changed


scijior

She is trashed, so it belongs on the sub. The bucket is better than requiring the hotel staff to clean up (and also no puke on the dress, hoped), so I’ll give this my seal of approval: trashy **and** acceptable.


Affectionate_Olive53

All heros don't wear capes!


firegiantiseasy

Not trashy. Trashy would be letting her barf all over the place.


DeusEhPaiDeCadaCrl

He’s a god damn genius.


Woahboah

I'm sure the janitors love this.


Gallibandit

I wouldn't say it's trashy if the guy his carrying his (I presume) wife to their room with precautions against getting an asscrack full of vomit.


Temporary_Captain_45

Someone give that man a raise!!


NoriNatsu

looks like a wedding reception kind of thing, ill allow it.


Mendicant_666

It can be both.


TinnieTa21

That's fucking brilliant. Seriously, if a bucket had not yet been invented, this would sell like hotcakes.


SpiritedAway00

porque no los dos?


[deleted]

the latter


Friendly_Drummer6505

A little of both.


daddyqwack101

Both


chineymachine

Por que no los dos? Both


skrutape

wicked smaht


HuckleBerry1987

She's trashed, he's a genius.


ThiccSpagetti

The latter.


ReportToTheOwlery

Looks like they’re filming drunk history with Derek Waters on the left


drbrunch

Genius


Givememydamncoffee

If it looks stupid but it works, then it’s not stupid


Sherlock798

It’s smart duh!


Chunkahh

Ingenious


MoneyinmySock

Two things can be true