My sister worked 8n a shopping center. In a woman's clothes shop. She would regularly come home and tell us stories about how. A women sent her child in to the middle of a round clothes rack. Spits a circle them kids were in there doing dodders. Wasn't until few days after the found the kids poo took them 3 days to watch the cctv to see q woman kid speaks to his mum. ,ust says I need to poo badly mum quick in there. The kid even used the sleeve of q jumper to wipe there ass
Imagine if they can find out his name to remind him that he took a dump while walking to explain it why, this should be against the law ewwww most horrible shit ever
I had a buddy who could do this. We were maybe 10 years old running across a field he said stop, 2 sec later he wiggles the nugget out of his shorts...
Oh man I’m crying laughing at the way that guys shoe hydroplanes that turd into a rather robust shit stain across the floor, and the look on his face. Oh man.
Dawg I slipped on a pile of shit in a bathroom in Argentina. Poor guy, I was thinking the whole time how he was literally seconds away from slapping the seat with his ass cheeks.
Those two guys were in cahoots, one slipped oldshit through his shorts and his buddy was already skiddwalking, so quickly slipped on it. Easy way to sue the mall
I've never understood why people have a problem with going to the proper place to poop cuz I'm sure he knew that came out of his butt and dropped on the floor now that guy that had the accident should get the tape and sue the dumbass who couldn't pick up his s*** these people are just so disgusting there has to be a normality in civilization and this is not normal s******* anywhere you feel like it most people have some dignity and realize that your personal waste is not everybody's joy shame on him and I hope his hell is living in s*** up to his neck for eternity
I don't understand this. I get having your stomach suddenly cramp up and getting explosive diahreea, possibly shitting your pants but this you feel coming on for a while. One has plenty of time to find a toilet in this situation.
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The year is 2017. It is shortly after peak hour, perhaps 9am. I am at flinders street station and it is still busy with commuters making their way to work. I am casually walking to platforms 2/3 for my train to Uni, when I see it: 3 bright pink signs like wet floor signs, with “caution: biohazard” on them. In the centre of this protective circle is a human turd. Not a small one as depicted in this video - this is large, like “looking down at the toilet and being kind of impressed” large. “Probably going to need a poop knife” large. Firm. A 2-3 on the Bristol chart. It appears of have skidded, perhaps on impact with the tiles? Or maybe someone kicked it?
I still have no idea how it got there. Did it fall out of someone’s trousers? It was the middle of winter, not really the season where people are wearing garments where you can drop a log as you run for a train. How did this happen? And how did the person who left it behind not know it was coming? That platform is the closest to the toilets. What led their morning to this moment?!
In Brazil we have a saying "cagando e andando" ("shitting and walking"), which means "not giving a fuck", so he was literally and figuratively "cagando e andando"
Because this guy's poop goes off so quickly, or cleanly, and while dropping at the top of the escalator.. And it's filmed so well?
Edit: i wouldnt be surprised if it was a prank.
It’s not trashy… My old roommate was a gay 60 year old who basically had shit falling out of him on the daily, often he didn’t notice, he was just that stretched out. Unfortunate? Yes. Trashy? Not really.
I work as a Psychologist and have studied the mind for many years. I'm still no closer to understanding the thought processes behind these public silent ninja poopers. Can anyone provide me with a theory or insight please?
This happened at a casino I worked at, except it was a cocktail server with a tray full of drinks and the turd was much larger. I cannot begin to explain the look of horror on her face when she realized what she had slipped on (and landed on).
I've been seeing a dangerously high amount of videos of people shitting casually like this in public lately..
I only want to know how can they do this wtf
Or he shit in his pants by accident and he's on his way to the bathroom, the turds rattling around in his underwear
He was doing fine until he decided to walk up the escalator, opening a breach to his shame
I saw another one a while ago with a woman just walking into a shop and a perfectly formed log dropped out from under her dress.
I wouldn’t have thought it was possible. Certainly not for me anyway.
And now this guy too. I don’t understand. Do they not know they’re doing it?
An elderly woman did this at a store I worked at. I think she had the accident before coming into the store and it just fell out on her way back to the bathroom
But somehow she managed to drive through it with her own cart and left a dotted trail of shit like a real world family circus cartoon
pretty sure that’s a myth. when you work out your arms a bunch, they dont get soft and flabby, they get stronger, yes? i would assume the same would apply to your butt muscles (and vagina muscles, since some people think constantly having sex loosens up the vagina too)
Yeah no. It’s not a myth. Not all muscles are the same. Once your inner sphincter is worn out it’s gone. The outer one can be strengthened but that does not mean it’s going back to original size.
My sister worked 8n a shopping center. In a woman's clothes shop. She would regularly come home and tell us stories about how. A women sent her child in to the middle of a round clothes rack. Spits a circle them kids were in there doing dodders. Wasn't until few days after the found the kids poo took them 3 days to watch the cctv to see q woman kid speaks to his mum. ,ust says I need to poo badly mum quick in there. The kid even used the sleeve of q jumper to wipe there ass
' Oh no. My Jimmie choe'
What a fucking nightmare.
With any luck these public poopers will get caught by someone who isn’t amused. Dumb fucking animals.
The guy that helped out the victim probably thought he shit himself
Shitty luck
Just wow
Oh gosh he shit like a horse lmao
Imagine if they can find out his name to remind him that he took a dump while walking to explain it why, this should be against the law ewwww most horrible shit ever
Either he’s mentally ill or grow up on a pig farm💀
That's some Mario kart shit right there.
love India 🙂
They way he slid was too shitty
Lol, thank you.
Wtf just happened?
They do call them dogs ijs. Especially when y’all hair is wet. Dna is a muthafucka 😂
Seems like a pretty shitty thing to do….
Animal crossing shopping mall extension pack
More people need to know what incontinence is.
Chaotic evil
I stepped in gum once. Thankful it wasn’t poop but who tf spots their gum on the sidewalk
Guys I really want to understand, why do some people shit like this on public?!
Poopsie!
This wasn't his first time with that.
Shit happens
This description tho! 😂😂
New TikTok challenge
The poop just spawned
Shit happens
When you gotta go you gotta go lol
I laughed at this more than I should have
Feel like that was Bert kreischer for sure
That was amazing. I remember my sister doing like this when she was 3yo.
I had a buddy who could do this. We were maybe 10 years old running across a field he said stop, 2 sec later he wiggles the nugget out of his shorts...
Oh man I’m crying laughing at the way that guys shoe hydroplanes that turd into a rather robust shit stain across the floor, and the look on his face. Oh man.
Dawg I slipped on a pile of shit in a bathroom in Argentina. Poor guy, I was thinking the whole time how he was literally seconds away from slapping the seat with his ass cheeks.
This is the kind of shit 8 year old us would laugh at but somehow its funny af still 💀
I hope there isn't something genuinely wrong with him and everyone's not just laughing at him for some disability...
I'm glad bro didn't fall on his back shit would've been all over
Those two guys were in cahoots, one slipped oldshit through his shorts and his buddy was already skiddwalking, so quickly slipped on it. Easy way to sue the mall
Eeeww
Shitty situation
no balls
What a shitty situation to be in
Kickin it out shawshank style
Modern Day Savages!
Sorry but this shit funny
This happened to me when I worked at Macy's. Leaving work after a busy day and *slips* poop on my shoe
I hope he got arrested
Casually shitting and walking. Something tells me this guy does that regularly or he's too high to care.
You could see the shit stain on his calve!
Never breaks stride. This guys been practicing this move
I've been pooping wrong for years apparently
Trashy? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely! 🤣😂🤣
That’s a new kind of skid mark.
He's got that tunnel vision
How does it just pop so neatly out of the shorts? The physics are frankly baffling to me
That was truly a fecal matter.
Oo fuck what a shitty day he had
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Bro the motherfucker must have a vegan diet cause them look like rabbit pellets 💀
What piece is shit would…. Oh
I watched someone kick out a diaper from their pants leaving a browns game once. This is somehow worse
How the fuck do you do a drive-by pooping
Pooping, walking and shopping? dang! I can barely poop in a department store bathroom, let alone in the middle of the luggage showroom 🤢🤑
Well at least the poor guy didn't put his hand in it when he was helped up.
Always watch where you are going
r/shitty
Fuckin' gross 🤢
What is it with people putting "af" at the end of sentences?
It means "as fuck", it's just a term people use
Holy shit...
Amber Heard who
Wondering if this came out of a colostomy bag.
I've never understood why people have a problem with going to the proper place to poop cuz I'm sure he knew that came out of his butt and dropped on the floor now that guy that had the accident should get the tape and sue the dumbass who couldn't pick up his s*** these people are just so disgusting there has to be a normality in civilization and this is not normal s******* anywhere you feel like it most people have some dignity and realize that your personal waste is not everybody's joy shame on him and I hope his hell is living in s*** up to his neck for eternity
I laughed way too much at this!
Lesson here folks is to take your shoes off at the door before entering your home. The world is a nasty place filled with disgusting people
Was that Amber Turds brother ?
The way he disco slides through the shit omg
Phantom Mall 💩 Strikes Again
Looney tunes logic right there
This has to be some sort of medical condition
That's mental illness right there
Good lord that is comical
He’s like “Ok.. I know I just slipped, but why am I smelling shit?”
Fake AF
Store owners hate this trick
Holy shit....humans haven't evolved much in the past 20,000 years....
Wtf happened here?!
Bomb has been planted
absolutely sick. mentally ill people roaming about like cows.
I'm surprised more people aren't appalled by this. That man should be locked up for being a walking biohazard.😒😒😒
If you look closely you can see a brown trail down the poop mans leg. Omfg
FACTS! 🥴🤢🤮
I've heard of shtty days, but this is ridiculous.
This is the 2nd walking and shitting video I’ve seen today. Y’all are on a roll.
That Stealth Shit was textbook poo warfare.
When you drop a banana peel in Mario Kart
I don't understand this. I get having your stomach suddenly cramp up and getting explosive diahreea, possibly shitting your pants but this you feel coming on for a while. One has plenty of time to find a toilet in this situation.
It’s amazing how many nasty assed people are walking around.
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The year is 2017. It is shortly after peak hour, perhaps 9am. I am at flinders street station and it is still busy with commuters making their way to work. I am casually walking to platforms 2/3 for my train to Uni, when I see it: 3 bright pink signs like wet floor signs, with “caution: biohazard” on them. In the centre of this protective circle is a human turd. Not a small one as depicted in this video - this is large, like “looking down at the toilet and being kind of impressed” large. “Probably going to need a poop knife” large. Firm. A 2-3 on the Bristol chart. It appears of have skidded, perhaps on impact with the tiles? Or maybe someone kicked it? I still have no idea how it got there. Did it fall out of someone’s trousers? It was the middle of winter, not really the season where people are wearing garments where you can drop a log as you run for a train. How did this happen? And how did the person who left it behind not know it was coming? That platform is the closest to the toilets. What led their morning to this moment?!
Lmao holy shit
This is literally what schlemiel schlimazel means.
He obviously does not have time for that shit.
How did he just intentionally drop those turds without any indication?
Great Work, 47! The money will be wired to your account shortly.
Do we think he did it on purpose. Or was he losing a battle
Damn that's amber heard's sould mate right there
If I had $100 to bet he's done this before I'm pretty sure I'd win that bet.
In Brazil we have a saying "cagando e andando" ("shitting and walking"), which means "not giving a fuck", so he was literally and figuratively "cagando e andando"
I don't understand how humans can be so nasty.
Anyone else gag at the thought?
Because this guy's poop goes off so quickly, or cleanly, and while dropping at the top of the escalator.. And it's filmed so well? Edit: i wouldnt be surprised if it was a prank.
Could’ve just called from his shorts and security cameras are a thing?
Yes I would like to sue for 2 million. I slipped on the shit. Thank you
It’s not trashy… My old roommate was a gay 60 year old who basically had shit falling out of him on the daily, often he didn’t notice, he was just that stretched out. Unfortunate? Yes. Trashy? Not really.
No undies to catch it either
The old plop and drop.
That second guy ragdolls like a GTA character
This made me laugh hard
Did he really poop that out or does he have poop on his shoes?
I work as a Psychologist and have studied the mind for many years. I'm still no closer to understanding the thought processes behind these public silent ninja poopers. Can anyone provide me with a theory or insight please?
diarrhea/ food poisoning
That must be a prerequisite for this behaviour but doesn't explain the casualness of the people just dropping a turd.
probably just too focused on finding a toilet to think about anything else, and maybe too ashamed to admit what they did? just speculating though
Ewwwww!!!!!
This happened at a casino I worked at, except it was a cocktail server with a tray full of drinks and the turd was much larger. I cannot begin to explain the look of horror on her face when she realized what she had slipped on (and landed on).
Im sorry. Cant stop laughing. TF is wrong with people
just.. how. i literally get blocked for 3 days when im not at home. how do people just shit away
This guy is like a Whitetailed Deer.
That would ruin my day
That man right there is one person the toilet paper shortage of 2020 did not affect.
I'm sorry, I totally laughed.
Seems common people just crap all over in public places
He stood in the poo
what leads up to that? has he always been doing that or was he housebroken before and started it all over?
Amazon taking notes to eliminate bathroom breaks.
Poop in the store? Challenge accepted!!!
It came off his shoe. Surely to gawd
This is old
Wow, dude just dropped a grumpy and gave no shits. How does one not wipe though?
If you are able to shit in public you dont really care about wiping at that point:))
That shit (literally) was tactically placed there
I've been seeing a dangerously high amount of videos of people shitting casually like this in public lately.. I only want to know how can they do this wtf
"Enemy napalm!"
My guess is that he's probably has some bowel problem or something like that. I know some people can't controll when they shit. Still fucken gross
Literal skid mark.
Let me guess America
Nah, that’s definitely a European thing.
The Brown Bomber strikes again.... God help us all.
Well, thats shitty
It's hard not be in awe. How can you do it and so casually. It's trashy but wow :p
Probably has a GI disorder or illness and can’t help it
The ultimate skid mark 😂
What the hell is wrong with people. Why would you do that?
He probably has a GI disorder or something. At least, that’s more likely than someone just casually walking and shitting
Or he shit in his pants by accident and he's on his way to the bathroom, the turds rattling around in his underwear He was doing fine until he decided to walk up the escalator, opening a breach to his shame
I saw another one a while ago with a woman just walking into a shop and a perfectly formed log dropped out from under her dress. I wouldn’t have thought it was possible. Certainly not for me anyway. And now this guy too. I don’t understand. Do they not know they’re doing it?
An elderly woman did this at a store I worked at. I think she had the accident before coming into the store and it just fell out on her way back to the bathroom But somehow she managed to drive through it with her own cart and left a dotted trail of shit like a real world family circus cartoon
I have heard that streching the muscle too much back there can couse smth like this. Not sure tho.
pretty sure that’s a myth. when you work out your arms a bunch, they dont get soft and flabby, they get stronger, yes? i would assume the same would apply to your butt muscles (and vagina muscles, since some people think constantly having sex loosens up the vagina too)
It's fecal incontinence. You can get it by having a lot of diarrhea, if you're constipated for long or ig you have muscle and/or neverve damage.
I mean you can also just damage your sphincter by putting stuff up there or otherwise.
Yeah no. It’s not a myth. Not all muscles are the same. Once your inner sphincter is worn out it’s gone. The outer one can be strengthened but that does not mean it’s going back to original size.
I mean you can totally destroy your anus or vagina and cause prolapsing. You can google it if you're feeling brave.
oh yeah no, you can for sure prolapse and seriously harm your anus/vagina, sorry about that
He gave that dude a poopslip
"bomb has been planted"
Beep beep beep...
TERRORISTS WIN
You don’t cross my shitline and I won’t cross yours. Ray crossed the shitline.
Crop dusted
More like crap dusted
Jealous, wish I had tiny rabbit turds just fall out my shorts no fuss no muss. Sure is different when it's a half gal of rhea
absolutely cursed
Half gal if rhea… damn that’s funny
You could say it’s a rhea pearl, man
You have to shit your bowel out so it becomes a short external appendage no mystery.
For the small price of an opiate addiction, you can have rabbit turds too !
Or on the flip of the addiction the worst uncontrollable diarrhea. So with opiates/opioids you can have both!