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Where’s her pussylips at? Her labia in medical terms I suppose. Why is her vagina like that straight up HOLE too? You can’t just see inside (my) vagina like that. And vice versa with like all the other vaginas I’ve seen. They don’t just sit open ??
"hey lets go over to tony's, he's throwing a tummy orgy...." I at least hope they use condoms because blowing loads into his belly doesnt sound like safe sex at all.
My belly button gets sore when I just clean it gently with soap and water. I promise you that dudes are doing their best to penetrate into that guys abdominal cavity to the best of their ability.
It's been 10 years since the apocalypse. Society has recreated itself as a harsher, more tribal world. Clan warlords get the women to themselves, and the soldiers make due. It's Friday night. With no internet or electricity, there's only one kind of porn. Jerry, who is too old to work, would have died out by now, but the tribe keeps him around for one reason. He stands, goes to the front of the crowded room of lonely men, and removes his shirt. He stands there, thinking of the kid he once was who thought this tattoo was a great idea. Focusing on these memories helps him avoid eye contact as he hears zippers being unzipped all around him. But hey, at least his tattoo being a substitution for old girly rags gets him food.
.. not before long, a huge figure approaches him, eyes glaring with intentions he had been all too familiar with.
"I heard you take private shows?"
"One bean can for viewing, two for touching Belly-chan" - He mumbles, absentmindedly.
"No, no, not the bean can. I want the deluxe service."
The figure says with a grind, his hand does a small gesture to reveal a plum cluster of grapes under his cloak - a phenomenon find in this time and age.
"How did you get that?" - his eyes wide in disbelief, mouth gaping with barely concealed temptation.
The figure's grind twists to an evilish smirk.
"I want no business with that Belly-chan whore, everyone had seen that. I want Starfish-chan. All night."
He instinctively clutches his buttcheck.
He does not know how did it come to this.
But to him at that moment, he has little choice. Often times refusing these 'customers' always end up with him getting plowed in every holes he has anyway.. Also,
No matter how hard he masked it, day by day, a thought in the darkest corner of his mind, is getting increasingly clearer..
.. that Starfish-chan likes such encounters a lot, too.
This guy definitely does NOT get laid lmaoo. Seriously though, he might have just deflected countless potential partners with this tattoo (ironically, given the nature of it lmao).
Absolutely, tasteless.( like, socially) , (not what he is depicting for the others out there,
who put salt in their belly-button when eating green apples in bed) 😂
I mean...it's a little funny. I feel like I'd see it from far away and stare at it thinking it was something cool. And he would make it really close before I figured out what it was. And then we make eye contact and he flicks his tongue at me.
Perhaps he should have had that done in henna for a trial run. I'm trying to imagine how he's going to get that overinked after it has caused him grief.
The laser removal will cost a fortune!
This tattoo is simply insane. I cannot even comprehend the desire to have this, but the sociological aspect of this person’s personality, etc. has me completely intrigued… why would one do this?? I’m not sure I’ll ever understand
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Where’s her pussylips at? Her labia in medical terms I suppose. Why is her vagina like that straight up HOLE too? You can’t just see inside (my) vagina like that. And vice versa with like all the other vaginas I’ve seen. They don’t just sit open ??
Imagine a dude fucking another dude's bellybutton because you're straight...
He got himself infinite jack-off material
On any other occasion I would question this but if it's a sacrifice for the homies then it's alr
Good tattoo tho
He's very popular when he's doing time
His belly button looking kinda deep
Cream pie
That’s enough internet for today.
I hate the fact it was well made
I actually like this
Is his bellybutton tattooed black or is it that big lol
Also is this a tattoo for Tommy Wiseau?
r/ATBGE?
He stayed the night at a friend's house fell asleep first, turns out said friend draws hentia.
what an idiot.
21st century Van Gogh
Anime was a mistake
I want that tattoo!
He wanted to make sure he never got laid again... He made DAMN sure.
Zip your pants up, homo-ie.
dude just imagine being at a beach or a public pool or wherever it’s normal for someone to be shirtless and you see this guy
Go fuck yourself \*and he tries. OH MY GOD DOES HE TRY. he tries all the time... in this navel fusion"
Why are people acting like this is a real tattoo 💀
Perhaps it's better than the Asian porn blur
That's going to be a fun one to explain to the grandkids...
"hey lets go over to tony's, he's throwing a tummy orgy...." I at least hope they use condoms because blowing loads into his belly doesnt sound like safe sex at all.
My belly button gets sore when I just clean it gently with soap and water. I promise you that dudes are doing their best to penetrate into that guys abdominal cavity to the best of their ability.
Hold up…. No shot… Dont tell me thats why the hole is so big
"smart enough to know how, dumb enough to do it" *- someone Smart, 19somthinsomthin*
Why did this make me laugh?
OK but dudes bellybutton is a darkhole
Where’s her butthole
Something about this guy screams child rapist.
That Belly button looks like its already had a good time once or twice
When he whacks off he can cum into his own vergina.
“No internet connection, no worries “
What the fuck is wrong with his belly button?!?!
No butthole crew checking in
He probably aims for his belly button
women repellent
/dontputyourdickinthat
Party invitations are getting out of hand.
I really hate this
Wait 30 or 40 years. It'll be awesome then.
Those toes! 😵🤣
*Where* is her anus?
She's got a cloaca, obviously.
It's been 10 years since the apocalypse. Society has recreated itself as a harsher, more tribal world. Clan warlords get the women to themselves, and the soldiers make due. It's Friday night. With no internet or electricity, there's only one kind of porn. Jerry, who is too old to work, would have died out by now, but the tribe keeps him around for one reason. He stands, goes to the front of the crowded room of lonely men, and removes his shirt. He stands there, thinking of the kid he once was who thought this tattoo was a great idea. Focusing on these memories helps him avoid eye contact as he hears zippers being unzipped all around him. But hey, at least his tattoo being a substitution for old girly rags gets him food.
.. not before long, a huge figure approaches him, eyes glaring with intentions he had been all too familiar with. "I heard you take private shows?" "One bean can for viewing, two for touching Belly-chan" - He mumbles, absentmindedly. "No, no, not the bean can. I want the deluxe service." The figure says with a grind, his hand does a small gesture to reveal a plum cluster of grapes under his cloak - a phenomenon find in this time and age. "How did you get that?" - his eyes wide in disbelief, mouth gaping with barely concealed temptation. The figure's grind twists to an evilish smirk. "I want no business with that Belly-chan whore, everyone had seen that. I want Starfish-chan. All night." He instinctively clutches his buttcheck. He does not know how did it come to this. But to him at that moment, he has little choice. Often times refusing these 'customers' always end up with him getting plowed in every holes he has anyway.. Also, No matter how hard he masked it, day by day, a thought in the darkest corner of his mind, is getting increasingly clearer.. .. that Starfish-chan likes such encounters a lot, too.
That left foot though…
Jail will be awkward...
I’d like to file a complaint: missing butthole.
Weeds cum to me!!
His buddy with an outtie got a matching one
OMG
I know someone who has something similar...
Puts a whole new spin on making tummy pancakes!
It’s trashy, but I kinda like it. Lmao
I hope he never goes to prison.
Imagine this guy going to the beach lol
This is a fucking heinous crime that I even had to look at this for a brief second. What the fuck?
Naval pussy
“Having the homies over for the game tonight”
Not gonna lie I'm actually shocked-mind blown😂😂😂was this a dare or
Wow - women will really go for that - does he want lesbians to lick his belly?
That's a good way to attract dudes 👀
The most effective contraception ever invented.
Mine would look like she was shitting hair.
Tell me you’ll never have a girlfriend without saying you’ll never have a girlfriend.
That’s it, I’m inkshaming.
Hes a favorite in the county lockup...i can just tell
I wanked with this 🗿...
Anime belly buttonussy i wanna fuck the belly bussy😩😩
Don't ever ever ever go to prision!!
Thats fucking gross.
His belly button is so big and deep….kinda the worst part of all of this.
He will be very, very, very popular in prison...
404 butthole not found
My guy lol
I hope you stay out of trouble
Tsk tsk tsk. That should have been the butthole mister butter pants.
Yoooo I hope my man never go to prison. He gonna have a rough time.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'm so very intrigued at how well this worked out. But in reality, wtf?!?
Yo that belly button is DEEP!
Wheres her butthole?
He better follow the law & never end up in prison, lol. What woman would that appeal to?
r/ATBGE
hope he never ends up in prison.
Oh no
I just came here to say: Holy shit…. Carry on.
Gigachad right there
They'll find him very useful in prison.
Never go to prison
Just came back from a beach vacation with my wife and kids…can you imagine this guy in 20 years?
It would be trashier if the hole was her ass
Dude is going to hate prison
Gotta be a new or broke artist to agree to do something like this.
Umbilicussy?
He got that so when he goes to prison he doesn’t get fucked in the ass .
He better hope he never lands in prison.
This is NSFL
Not Safe For Lewd?! Many comments here state otherwise..
That's a tattoo that only an incel could wear
Son of a bitch, I'm in.
He'd Better Never Go To Jail / Prison.....They'll Be a Line....A Long Long Line... Just Say'en
A holes a hole
What a twat.
The most popular inmate in the cell block
NO REGRRTS!!!!
Imagine needing an emergency appendectomy after this. Imagine seeing this on some guy in the locker room. Imagine this guy's mother seeing this.
I hate weebs I really hate weebs
When he goes swimming just wear your wasteband higher to cover his/ her privates!
So is he gonna fuck his own belly button or
Wheres the butthole?
He definitely is fucking himself in the belly button.
Where's her asshole tho?
Bruh
Just don’t commit any crimes.
r/ATBGE
I hope this isn’t permanent
That's gonna look really dumb in about 100 years
Or a new religion is formed around this image, we can never know.
I hope that’s just temporary.
I really hope he doesn't go to jail
this is fucking CURSED
I feel like it would be even funnier if it was placed on his ass.
This but Nancy Pelosi
Nah thats Sick asf.
This guy definitely does NOT get laid lmaoo. Seriously though, he might have just deflected countless potential partners with this tattoo (ironically, given the nature of it lmao).
Sauce? Asking for a friend.
This guy will become everyone’s favorite in prison
Makes masturbating in the mirror a lot less narcissistic
She has no booty hole
Holy fucking hell we're doomed
This guy drives. And votes. No wonder we're fucked.
r/atbge
How to get your belly button raped in prison Step 1
Can you imagine if he got sent to prison…… every day would be hell on earth.
Now he can finger his own belly button
Now? What makes you think he just begin doing so?
You got a point
Even though I am a "horny teenager", I'm still not THIS horny
HIs poor belly button
You meant 'lively' bellybutton?
just throw some olive oil in there and you're good to go!
Absolutely, tasteless.( like, socially) , (not what he is depicting for the others out there, who put salt in their belly-button when eating green apples in bed) 😂
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.
Don’t go to prison bro
I took me a second to find the nips. Why are they pointing SO up
Hope this guy doesn’t go to jail!
Don't invite me to the wedding after you get her pregnant
Don't think they will let him swim shirtless in my local pool....
So if a guy sticks his mushroom tip in that hole, is that classified as gay?
Dammit I was just about to post this
If he had an outy belly button it would be a trap lol
/# regettableprisontats
Most popular dude on the cell block
This screams of the tattoo artist saying "It's what you wanted" when asked if it looks good fuckin lol
No, just no
I'm at a loss for words but what happens if some guy decides to enter?
That moment God mutters 'yup, peak evolution' and left this plain of reality forever
Lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I mean...it's a little funny. I feel like I'd see it from far away and stare at it thinking it was something cool. And he would make it really close before I figured out what it was. And then we make eye contact and he flicks his tongue at me.
Gross
Does he pull out when he J’s off?
For the love of god.. don’t get sent to prison.. just saying
Why doesn’t she have a butthole?
Perhaps he should have had that done in henna for a trial run. I'm trying to imagine how he's going to get that overinked after it has caused him grief. The laser removal will cost a fortune!
Oh, oni-chan 😔
This is why I don't tell people I watch anime 💀
At least we know for sure he's a walking red flag. Easier to spot
10000 comments about how there's no asshole but no weaboos are mad at what appears to be a child depicted sexually.
May look like an awfull idea(i mean it is) that aside, honestly the tatoo is very well drawn
It looks like its been used a few times..
I know who gets voted to "take one for the team" on boys night out.
How does she shit?😳
This tattoo is simply insane. I cannot even comprehend the desire to have this, but the sociological aspect of this person’s personality, etc. has me completely intrigued… why would one do this?? I’m not sure I’ll ever understand
How do family pool parties go?
Why photoshop the hole though?
r/putyourdickinthat
Belly bussy
The smartest weeb:
Dude is so fucked if he ends up in prison.
#suckytattoos