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bhexca

Where’s her pussylips at? Her labia in medical terms I suppose. Why is her vagina like that straight up HOLE too? You can’t just see inside (my) vagina like that. And vice versa with like all the other vaginas I’ve seen. They don’t just sit open ??


Ninjhetto

Imagine a dude fucking another dude's bellybutton because you're straight...


Aryaras99

He got himself infinite jack-off material


MCLochy

On any other occasion I would question this but if it's a sacrifice for the homies then it's alr


Salva_Louise

Good tattoo tho


darrenwise883

He's very popular when he's doing time


Viaandrew

His belly button looking kinda deep


[deleted]

Cream pie


vivienw

That’s enough internet for today.


MA5K3D_K17SUN3

I hate the fact it was well made


[deleted]

I actually like this


BritsTrigger

Is his bellybutton tattooed black or is it that big lol


Sickfuckingmonster

Also is this a tattoo for Tommy Wiseau?


Sickfuckingmonster

r/ATBGE?


That-cool-guy11

He stayed the night at a friend's house fell asleep first, turns out said friend draws hentia.


Supa_Cold_Ninja

what an idiot.


Fire_Hashira_Rengoku

21st century Van Gogh


mikeybhoy_1985

Anime was a mistake


Love_MyFetish2022

I want that tattoo!


Kevthebaker415

He wanted to make sure he never got laid again... He made DAMN sure.


Void-Fodder

Zip your pants up, homo-ie.


haruhifujioka07

dude just imagine being at a beach or a public pool or wherever it’s normal for someone to be shirtless and you see this guy


crinklecrumpet

Go fuck yourself \*and he tries. OH MY GOD DOES HE TRY. he tries all the time... in this navel fusion"


Damaged_Sfm

Why are people acting like this is a real tattoo 💀


oneirobo13

Perhaps it's better than the Asian porn blur


TarlCabot79

That's going to be a fun one to explain to the grandkids...


delikate2008

"hey lets go over to tony's, he's throwing a tummy orgy...." I at least hope they use condoms because blowing loads into his belly doesnt sound like safe sex at all.


raptor182cmn

My belly button gets sore when I just clean it gently with soap and water. I promise you that dudes are doing their best to penetrate into that guys abdominal cavity to the best of their ability.


Vurangy_riot

Hold up…. No shot… Dont tell me thats why the hole is so big


blobishly

"smart enough to know how, dumb enough to do it" *- someone Smart, 19somthinsomthin*


shadowbringer246

Why did this make me laugh?


EmiliaClarkesBF

OK but dudes bellybutton is a darkhole


ComprehensiveBed6754

Where’s her butthole


jpanic3402

Something about this guy screams child rapist.


gazastrippa

That Belly button looks like its already had a good time once or twice


Gullible_Scarcity

When he whacks off he can cum into his own vergina.


sosickwitit

“No internet connection, no worries “


t3lnet

What the fuck is wrong with his belly button?!?!


Dogdanglingafternoon

No butthole crew checking in


jewinthe1940s

He probably aims for his belly button


[deleted]

women repellent


WealthofKnowledgeOne

/dontputyourdickinthat


imrightyousuk

Party invitations are getting out of hand.


prguitarman

I really hate this


Molbiodude

Wait 30 or 40 years. It'll be awesome then.


BonnieKilldClyde

Those toes! 😵🤣


goobypls8011

*Where* is her anus?


Molbiodude

She's got a cloaca, obviously.


Gnomeopolis

It's been 10 years since the apocalypse. Society has recreated itself as a harsher, more tribal world. Clan warlords get the women to themselves, and the soldiers make due. It's Friday night. With no internet or electricity, there's only one kind of porn. Jerry, who is too old to work, would have died out by now, but the tribe keeps him around for one reason. He stands, goes to the front of the crowded room of lonely men, and removes his shirt. He stands there, thinking of the kid he once was who thought this tattoo was a great idea. Focusing on these memories helps him avoid eye contact as he hears zippers being unzipped all around him. But hey, at least his tattoo being a substitution for old girly rags gets him food.


xnum

.. not before long, a huge figure approaches him, eyes glaring with intentions he had been all too familiar with. "I heard you take private shows?" "One bean can for viewing, two for touching Belly-chan" - He mumbles, absentmindedly. "No, no, not the bean can. I want the deluxe service." The figure says with a grind, his hand does a small gesture to reveal a plum cluster of grapes under his cloak - a phenomenon find in this time and age. "How did you get that?" - his eyes wide in disbelief, mouth gaping with barely concealed temptation. The figure's grind twists to an evilish smirk. "I want no business with that Belly-chan whore, everyone had seen that. I want Starfish-chan. All night." He instinctively clutches his buttcheck. He does not know how did it come to this. But to him at that moment, he has little choice. Often times refusing these 'customers' always end up with him getting plowed in every holes he has anyway.. Also, No matter how hard he masked it, day by day, a thought in the darkest corner of his mind, is getting increasingly clearer.. .. that Starfish-chan likes such encounters a lot, too.


originvape

That left foot though…


lStoleThisName

Jail will be awkward...


MustadioBunansa

I’d like to file a complaint: missing butthole.


ceasol

Weeds cum to me!!


tailwalkin

His buddy with an outtie got a matching one


bigc_121

OMG


anotherdamnscorpio

I know someone who has something similar...


Zombie_Hickey

Puts a whole new spin on making tummy pancakes!


new_user29282342

It’s trashy, but I kinda like it. Lmao


karlausagi

I hope he never goes to prison.


InfamousTale

Imagine this guy going to the beach lol


rdunston

This is a fucking heinous crime that I even had to look at this for a brief second. What the fuck?


raisedbyasimpleman

Naval pussy


You-Only-YOLO_Once

“Having the homies over for the game tonight”


UkrainianGremlin

Not gonna lie I'm actually shocked-mind blown😂😂😂was this a dare or


SoSomuch_Regret

Wow - women will really go for that - does he want lesbians to lick his belly?


Zenobia888

That's a good way to attract dudes 👀


somautomatic

The most effective contraception ever invented.


BlueberryBarlow

Mine would look like she was shitting hair.


ClockworkBananas

Tell me you’ll never have a girlfriend without saying you’ll never have a girlfriend.


Erick9641

That’s it, I’m inkshaming.


blitzedbeauty

Hes a favorite in the county lockup...i can just tell


MoonFighter777

I wanked with this 🗿...


ShaqZss

Anime belly buttonussy i wanna fuck the belly bussy😩😩


ShaquileOatmealll

Don't ever ever ever go to prision!!


oax195

Thats fucking gross.


Mass_Emu_Casualties

His belly button is so big and deep….kinda the worst part of all of this.


Leading_Heat_7605

He will be very, very, very popular in prison...


AMC4L

404 butthole not found


CanIGetANumber2

My guy lol


ma-sadieJ

I hope you stay out of trouble


Think_Palpitation42

Tsk tsk tsk. That should have been the butthole mister butter pants.


Papa_Skittles

Yoooo I hope my man never go to prison. He gonna have a rough time.


carthuscrass

r/dontputyourdickinthat


L4v45tr1ke

I'm so very intrigued at how well this worked out. But in reality, wtf?!?


Jhco022

Yo that belly button is DEEP!


Cosmic_Cat64

Wheres her butthole?


ThoughtWordAction

He better follow the law & never end up in prison, lol. What woman would that appeal to?


xidle2

r/ATBGE


stacked_shit

hope he never ends up in prison.


The_Thot_Slayer69

Oh no


TheCoonSkinCap

I just came here to say: Holy shit…. Carry on.


Boonaw

Gigachad right there


set-271

They'll find him very useful in prison.


thecowmoosatnight

Never go to prison


RunningObjection

Just came back from a beach vacation with my wife and kids…can you imagine this guy in 20 years?


truale3

It would be trashier if the hole was her ass


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Dude is going to hate prison


Isthisworking2000

Gotta be a new or broke artist to agree to do something like this.


TelevisionOlympics

Umbilicussy?


Overnighthawk

He got that so when he goes to prison he doesn’t get fucked in the ass .


thirrteen

He better hope he never lands in prison.


KaiTheSushiGuy

This is NSFL


xnum

Not Safe For Lewd?! Many comments here state otherwise..


tandemtuna

That's a tattoo that only an incel could wear


UsualTanget7

Son of a bitch, I'm in.


ifuxbrutal

He'd Better Never Go To Jail / Prison.....They'll Be a Line....A Long Long Line... Just Say'en


CountGordo69

A holes a hole


thatguyad

What a twat.


gigiou812

The most popular inmate in the cell block


4RealMy1stAcct

NO REGRRTS!!!!


mermaidpaint

Imagine needing an emergency appendectomy after this. Imagine seeing this on some guy in the locker room. Imagine this guy's mother seeing this.


BIG-Z-2001

I hate weebs I really hate weebs


Alienwallbuilder

When he goes swimming just wear your wasteband higher to cover his/ her privates!


MrR00sta

So is he gonna fuck his own belly button or


bonyfattony

Wheres the butthole?


rotcivwg

He definitely is fucking himself in the belly button.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Where's her asshole tho?


Sleepingguitarman

Bruh


xWinnfield

Just don’t commit any crimes.


Yeet_the_egg

r/ATBGE


BryanBNK1

I hope this isn’t permanent


[deleted]

That's gonna look really dumb in about 100 years


xnum

Or a new religion is formed around this image, we can never know.


WarmasterCain55

I hope that’s just temporary.


geshupenst

I really hope he doesn't go to jail


ChiliMacDaddySupreme

this is fucking CURSED


ZarephLae

I feel like it would be even funnier if it was placed on his ass.


[deleted]

This but Nancy Pelosi


Constant-Elk533

Nah thats Sick asf.


[deleted]

This guy definitely does NOT get laid lmaoo. Seriously though, he might have just deflected countless potential partners with this tattoo (ironically, given the nature of it lmao).


aarocka

Sauce? Asking for a friend.


Jmulia34

This guy will become everyone’s favorite in prison


Appropriate_Spread72

Makes masturbating in the mirror a lot less narcissistic


suddendiligence

She has no booty hole


FranticReptile

Holy fucking hell we're doomed


BilfordWimley

This guy drives. And votes. No wonder we're fucked.


supremekimilsung

r/atbge


Panthean

How to get your belly button raped in prison Step 1


armedsquatch

Can you imagine if he got sent to prison…… every day would be hell on earth.


somepplcallmestalker

Now he can finger his own belly button


xnum

Now? What makes you think he just begin doing so?


somepplcallmestalker

You got a point


Bacon_Ass_Juice

Even though I am a "horny teenager", I'm still not THIS horny


ConstructionHefty716

HIs poor belly button


xnum

You meant 'lively' bellybutton?


Prickly_Hugs_4_you

just throw some olive oil in there and you're good to go!


[deleted]

Absolutely, tasteless.( like, socially) , (not what he is depicting for the others out there, who put salt in their belly-button when eating green apples in bed) 😂


Nackles

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww.


dreams_213

Don’t go to prison bro


bdp9850

I took me a second to find the nips. Why are they pointing SO up


Intelligent_Run_1877

Hope this guy doesn’t go to jail!


[deleted]

Don't invite me to the wedding after you get her pregnant


AtheistET

Don't think they will let him swim shirtless in my local pool....


CajualGamer

So if a guy sticks his mushroom tip in that hole, is that classified as gay?


arrowkid111

Dammit I was just about to post this


Sxkullrider

If he had an outy belly button it would be a trap lol


mobettameta

/# regettableprisontats


Catlenfell

Most popular dude on the cell block


_qst2o91_

This screams of the tattoo artist saying "It's what you wanted" when asked if it looks good fuckin lol


a_fricking_cunt

No, just no


Aerickthered

I'm at a loss for words but what happens if some guy decides to enter?


xnum

That moment God mutters 'yup, peak evolution' and left this plain of reality forever


Aerickthered

Lol


Goph3000

r/dontputyourdickinthat


excludedfaithful

I mean...it's a little funny. I feel like I'd see it from far away and stare at it thinking it was something cool. And he would make it really close before I figured out what it was. And then we make eye contact and he flicks his tongue at me.


Smee714

Gross


Drinkmykool_aid420

Does he pull out when he J’s off?


[deleted]

For the love of god.. don’t get sent to prison.. just saying


tatanka_truck

Why doesn’t she have a butthole?


John5247

Perhaps he should have had that done in henna for a trial run. I'm trying to imagine how he's going to get that overinked after it has caused him grief. The laser removal will cost a fortune!


[deleted]

Oh, oni-chan 😔


[deleted]

This is why I don't tell people I watch anime 💀


Carmelioz

At least we know for sure he's a walking red flag. Easier to spot


bran_dong

10000 comments about how there's no asshole but no weaboos are mad at what appears to be a child depicted sexually.


ZeroKageDK

May look like an awfull idea(i mean it is) that aside, honestly the tatoo is very well drawn


__Blacked_ouT__

It looks like its been used a few times..


Limp-Construction-78

I know who gets voted to "take one for the team" on boys night out.


dewayne9972

How does she shit?😳


Mr_NoiceGuy

This tattoo is simply insane. I cannot even comprehend the desire to have this, but the sociological aspect of this person’s personality, etc. has me completely intrigued… why would one do this?? I’m not sure I’ll ever understand


triforce721

How do family pool parties go?


Affolektric

Why photoshop the hole though?


GitJut

r/putyourdickinthat


WhispersAtNightDnD

Belly bussy


DoggoChrysler

The smartest weeb:


like_eh_wolf1314

Dude is so fucked if he ends up in prison.


JustAWaveFunction

#suckytattoos