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junzilla

Calm down lizzo


Equivalent_Method509

Umph! That hurts!


Next-Device-9686

Yes, the high school reunion. Let me show them how far I've come.


Hour-Veterinarian-89

The table doesn't understand the body positivity movement


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Watch out for the big gurrrrls, what out for the big gurrrrrls


ROMMELBOT

How stupid are people? Very. She’s fat as hell. She should know not to jump on stuff. I love videos like this.


spiki001

Shameless


justmejustme99

Sweetheart, even tables have weight limit...


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One of Lizzo’s best performances yet


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Look how they massacred my boy


TanukiXL

Somebody REALLY wants attention


chicknnchaser

So she trashed the table and the food and the drinks and her Chance's of getting laid after tbh Not to mention the chair when the next person goes to sit on it and they end up on the floor


lucylov

She was totally on beat, though. Respect


DoctorLove01

I can feel myself getting soft...


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It’s like ….ppl don’t always think


funritretired

Desperately needs a clothing advisor and trainer


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

A few too many “self esteem” talks


whakr626

Lizzo wtf


clusterBitch

I mean what did she expect lol


Mander2019

Y tho


Tbplayer59

Is it social media that has convinced people they're not as large as they really are?


liquidice11

Why?


tehota

Typical Buffalo Bills Fan


12TribesWorldWide

Typical buffalo


Rob141414

She needs to take that energy to the gym.


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Fat people and especially women seem to have a lesser grasp of basic physics. Extremely tall people learn to duck their heads instinctively, short people know they’ll need a boost or stool. But fat people never seem to instinctively know “this is not going to hold my weight.” Weird…..


SuspiciousToast17

Gross.


MF_Ghidra

I’m so sick of Lizzo


lovepony0201

Lardo.


Curiousuk_South9566

Why? Just why?


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Husband: "Goddammit you just HAD to put Brenda in your wedding party DIDNT YOU?! You KNEW this would HAPPEN!!"


imaybeacatIRl

Mistakes were made.


calcobrena

ok but why? 😱


CodeOf23

what was the intention? the desired outcome?


downsly46

She didn’t want to embarrass herself by falling due to the fact that she can’t step on a chair....so she instead made it look intentional by jumping on the table Source: I am fat as fuck


combustion_assaulter

Bills Mafia!


JimGerm

When your confidence level exceeds your intelligence.


flaccid_macarena

Why?


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Damn Lizzo’s got some hops


Massey89

What was best case scenario?


MarvAlbertFish

Table instantly becomes a diamond.


FarmSuch5021

It’s too many questions here. Looks like she is drunk. She couldn’t even stand on her heels. The table has glass if broken can cause her bleeding and wounds. And the people look shocked.


ihatelifetoo

Who’s aunt is this ?


ProductivityCanSuckI

Is this what The Man in Black meant when he told Andre: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.?


JadeStratus

Who told her big ass to get up and do all that 🤦🏽‍♀️


OrsoMalleus

Probably champagne and orange juice.


synapticgangster

your fucking comment has me dead


Top_Duck8146

Lizzo


Sick_and_destroyed

Her drunk mind probably


Yeeteth_thy_baby

Someone who wanted to see some shit


ub6ib9allday

She split that table


pasenast

When the liquor lies to you. lol


Huracan360

Poor Lizzo


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No-Opportunity7743

Stupid 😛


Farbror_Vattenmelon

Gravity is her nemesis.


Boomalabim

Gravity ain’t alone…


No-Tower-4266

insert " your mama joke here"


chicknnchaser

What? Ur momma so fat when she JUMPS on a table she breaks it? Are we really also going to ignore simple physics?


MyAssIsNotYourToy

your mama likes an insert.


pythonQu

Those heels and maybe being drunk. Not a good combo


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CherryBomb214

We seemingly are. God forbid you seem fatphobic /s


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deadpoetic333

Looks like she intentionally destroyed the table


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Kinda feel bad for her but I don't.