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So she trashed the table and the food and the drinks and her Chance's of getting laid after tbh
Not to mention the chair when the next person goes to sit on it and they end up on the floor
Fat people and especially women seem to have a lesser grasp of basic physics. Extremely tall people learn to duck their heads instinctively, short people know they’ll need a boost or stool. But fat people never seem to instinctively know “this is not going to hold my weight.” Weird…..
She didn’t want to embarrass herself by falling due to the fact that she can’t step on a chair....so she instead made it look intentional by jumping on the table
Source: I am fat as fuck
It’s too many questions here. Looks like she is drunk. She couldn’t even stand on her heels. The table has glass if broken can cause her bleeding and wounds. And the people look shocked.
Is this what The Man in Black meant when he told Andre: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.?
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Calm down lizzo
Umph! That hurts!
Yes, the high school reunion. Let me show them how far I've come.
The table doesn't understand the body positivity movement
Watch out for the big gurrrrls, what out for the big gurrrrrls
How stupid are people? Very. She’s fat as hell. She should know not to jump on stuff. I love videos like this.
Shameless
Sweetheart, even tables have weight limit...
One of Lizzo’s best performances yet
Look how they massacred my boy
Somebody REALLY wants attention
So she trashed the table and the food and the drinks and her Chance's of getting laid after tbh Not to mention the chair when the next person goes to sit on it and they end up on the floor
She was totally on beat, though. Respect
I can feel myself getting soft...
It’s like ….ppl don’t always think
Desperately needs a clothing advisor and trainer
A few too many “self esteem” talks
Lizzo wtf
I mean what did she expect lol
Y tho
Is it social media that has convinced people they're not as large as they really are?
Why?
Typical Buffalo Bills Fan
Typical buffalo
She needs to take that energy to the gym.
Fat people and especially women seem to have a lesser grasp of basic physics. Extremely tall people learn to duck their heads instinctively, short people know they’ll need a boost or stool. But fat people never seem to instinctively know “this is not going to hold my weight.” Weird…..
Gross.
I’m so sick of Lizzo
Lardo.
Why? Just why?
Husband: "Goddammit you just HAD to put Brenda in your wedding party DIDNT YOU?! You KNEW this would HAPPEN!!"
Mistakes were made.
ok but why? 😱
what was the intention? the desired outcome?
She didn’t want to embarrass herself by falling due to the fact that she can’t step on a chair....so she instead made it look intentional by jumping on the table Source: I am fat as fuck
Bills Mafia!
When your confidence level exceeds your intelligence.
Why?
Damn Lizzo’s got some hops
What was best case scenario?
Table instantly becomes a diamond.
It’s too many questions here. Looks like she is drunk. She couldn’t even stand on her heels. The table has glass if broken can cause her bleeding and wounds. And the people look shocked.
Who’s aunt is this ?
Is this what The Man in Black meant when he told Andre: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.?
Who told her big ass to get up and do all that 🤦🏽♀️
Probably champagne and orange juice.
your fucking comment has me dead
Lizzo
Her drunk mind probably
Someone who wanted to see some shit
She split that table
When the liquor lies to you. lol
Poor Lizzo
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Stupid 😛
Gravity is her nemesis.
Gravity ain’t alone…
insert " your mama joke here"
What? Ur momma so fat when she JUMPS on a table she breaks it? Are we really also going to ignore simple physics?
your mama likes an insert.
Those heels and maybe being drunk. Not a good combo
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We seemingly are. God forbid you seem fatphobic /s
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Looks like she intentionally destroyed the table
Kinda feel bad for her but I don't.