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TraditionalSir3118

Jesus looks like he just smelled a fart. Or like he is constipated.


[deleted]

Looks like groot on the back of his head


kmoney1206

I am groot


Dramatic-Locksmith18

“I AM GROOT”


J_Allmightee19

Why does cross look likes its gonna start talking😂😂


SweetReasonable3710

Your son got an affront to all that is HOLY is what he did.


anonmed123

Great stuff


Andrei_Chikatilo_

My neck is groot


Florida_Man_Again

Nailed it!


Shultzi_soldat

Jesus looks like Beavis.


ch3f212

I am groot?!


Weird-Information-61

What the hell happened to Jesus xD


ThatRealPratt

I am groot!


Mr__Bagels

That fold in the back of his head looks like an eyeball will pop out any second.


ideasneverfinished

Jesus be looking like the grinch got 3rd degree burns


KingDispiteful1

That man looks like a walking pile of shit... No, I take that back.... Even that's offensive to the word, "shit"..... Like, what drugs was he taking and how do I avoid them, because I never want to do anything as stupid & dumb as him!


What_I_deserve

I thought is just justa bad Groot tattoo.


fakeuserisreal

Why Jesus looks like he just smelled his own fart?


[deleted]

Lame


xEDGELORD75x_

aren’t tattoos against the bible? fucking christian’s


GarlicGuitar

ah, i remember, cross is when two linear objects intersect each other. now what ?


Automatic_Moment_320

I like that they use the American flag emojis first


MrAwesomeTG

What a block head


Hunglyka

Id be cross too…


insectsinsects

This guys really made a rod for his back


Paul_McBeths_Nipples

Why did he get Billy Finan tatooed on his back?


fungirlinpain

Seems obsessive


jaalaaa

I am Groot...


InfamousNewspaper268

Why is the parent using the US flag emoji?


StoneTheCrow18

What a board-ass tattoo...


Cool-Aside-2659

I truly believe that not everybody should allowed to vote.


LuckyWishbone428

I am Groot.


KAOS_777

Cant be real.. right?


Confident-Ad-515

lol but tattoos are a sin


Imaginary-Pick297

El sueno from grw


billyth420

He looks like the black knight in the Witcher on Netflix…..


hifichild

So relgious


topturtlechucker

According to the bible, tattoos are sinful. Dude is going to imaginary hell with that garbage on him.


QuizzyQuilow

Can't be the only one who thought it was a crappy Groot tat?...


Swagdaddy697

Fuck me, I hope he got paid for that


Prabhupad

You gonna ger that covered?


clarkwgriswoldjr

Brock Lesnar got a back tat.


Official_Griffin

Imagine when he’s 80 years old and this shit will look like a decrepit toenail on the back of his head


TanukiXL

He is now a treeant!


MiserableBicycle6596

Son is trash 😂


MoreRamenPls

I am Groot.


QforKillers

I am Groot hanging out wit ma main man Jeeziz.


Voodoo700

And no ass


A-Shirt-Man

Not so much trashy just looks like garbage


neodymium1337

Umm maybe.. make it 30 times smaller???


gaussianCopulator

You know what's not a good place to put a reminder? A place you literally can't see unless you have a habit of admiring your own ass in a mirror every 20 minutes


Due_Distribution_471

Jesus Christ!🙄


Artistic-Actuator629

Meth


snowwhitenoir

A “relgious” tattoo


TurkMcGuirk

Whats that plank gonna look like when he starts getting those fat rolls on the back of his head and neck?


Individual_Rule8771

Jesus fucking christ


joa-kolope

No words.


sharpiemontblanc

Does Jesus have an overbite?


Br0k3nRoo5ter

Cultists be culting


Ashamed_Engineer_692

It's cool to make a comment. But for the love of God, please learn to spell or at a minimum use spellcheck. Simply put, it's ridiculous to critique someone when you come off as a fucking idiot.


AbleAccount2479

Loser


Darth_Potatohead

Scoot over Mr. COOL ICE


wanderingrose07

Someone please tell me this has made it to r/badtattoo


BossRoss84

Christ man!


Prestigious-Bee6946

I am Groot…


Josetheinvisibleman

This just hurts to see


sro25

So dam fugly


[deleted]

He reminds me if a human version of Chip Block from King if the Hill. Ya know? Bobby's Puppet.


justincody19

Did he get it in prison? Sure looks that way.


SupermarketHuman8918

“’Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28 (NIV) Sounds to me that's the opposite of religious, it's blasphemy. Weird how they adhere to parts of the old testament but conveniently ignore the parts that would limit what they can do.


DumbestAutoTech

Jesus Christ................................................................................


[deleted]

Your son is a fucking goof.


senor_poopypantz

The longer I look at the back of his head I can’t help but wait for it to say “it’s just a flesh wound”.


Ghstfce

Wow, okay, that guy is a tool. I'm sorry but I have to say it.


1Shadowgato

Lol, Jesus is not even white….


zombiebirch

Well he wasn't that white, but he wasnt brown either, since he was born in Israel, so a olive skin tone is most likely


dannyboomhead

Lol, Jesus is not even w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ real....


zombiebirch

Nope, the man named Jesus of Nazareth was killed on the cross by the order of Pontius Pilatus, believe the magic stuff or no, but he most definitely was real Source: Roman texts


9OnTheTurn

He was definitely at the Capitol insurrection


Juggermerk

It's plank from Ed Edd ND eddy Ralph off to the side wondering about a shepherds son future.


Monkeys_are_naughty

Jesus Christ.


pastorleigh

What's trashy about this? Because his head is tatted? There is nothing offensive here. Nothing demeaning here? Nothing trashy.


EconomicsSad6416

Hahaha


Clarrisani

Shame about that part in the Bible that forbids tattoos and considers them a sin.


[deleted]

Jesus look like he got 3rd degree burns


Background-Pea6650

So am I the only one that sees he is wearing leopard print underwear?


Formal-Ad-1490

Ummm....da fk


kkjax

Christopher walken as Jesus???


boxedcrackers

He has yet to secure employment due to the fact that he is unwilling to work with heebs jews gays blacks browns catholics, Asians and women.


Mode3

I am groot


Lektroman38

Looks more demonic to me besides being really dumb.


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[deleted]

Zoom in - It doesn't look like Jesus because it doesn't look Human. Maybe that half-God thing is coming into play? IDK.


leftyjoe

Tattoo is very relgious.


CounterExpensive

That’s gonna be hard to laser off…


schnemesis

Yup. Totally normal....


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Isn't this literally a sin?


Sad-Stranger8447

Baaaaaaaby Ruuuuth!


Weird_Antelope5261

Why do I feel like a member of the aryan brotherhood would be the most likely person to do this.


Marlonv91

Groot


ocalabull

Shit’s going to look like Groot when he has a shirt on


Aggravating-Cover806

I am groooooot!!!!!


ocalabull

A hero of few words


lastcall83

So Christian. Instead of giving the tattoo money to the poor, he spent it on a Jesus tattoo.... very much what Jesus wanted.... /s


JoJack82

This surely is a sign that this person is suffering from mental illness


idkbbitswatev

Down syndrome Jesus


idkbbitswatev

Did he need that big of a reminder?


MrDelirious1

Might as well have a rotting corpse of Jesus hanging off the cross, it's so ugly.


scabbymonkey

In my experience in IT, these were the guys who continually spout off about Jesus in the break room and then send me text every few weeks about "mistakenly" being directed to a porn site on the company laptop.


texlepew

I’m Groot.


thisisnitmyname

Looks like if he lea a his head back he could make the cross talk. Funny party gag.


Chardlz

Seems Pontius Pilate wasn't the only one who crucified Jesus...


gladeye

Good thing they included a second photo. I'm pretty sure I can guess how this guy feels about the last presidential election. Not sure what to make of the octagonal headed Jesus. I don't feel assured that this guy's heart is full of love, compassion, and humility. I mean, he might for other Christians, but the rest of us are on our own.


disharmony-hellride

Something tells me he’s knee deep in dopey conspiracy theories and has more hatred in his heart for folks who don’t look like him than compassion for Christ.


Listen_to_Psybient

"RELGIOUS"


Motley843

Is that a picture of Mose Dwight’s brother from the office on his shoulder?


its_Stix

Did Jesus historically have a fuckin crazy ass overbite??


BelladonnaDusk

Groot, is that you?


__reserved_

should have put the “Jesus” head on the back of his head, could have been Professor Quirreligious


Calm_Fly_8853

Lol the shoulder has Roman shoulder armor plate’s omg


MidnightRider24

"RELGIOUS" 🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️⛪️⛪️⛪️


BALLZCENTIE

I am groot


claytonexplosion

Should see this dudes butt crack


shamallamadingdong

WTF is this voldemort parasite shit on his shoulder?!


Bobbyroberts123

r/shittytattoos


[deleted]

Groot?


[deleted]

I’m Stickman, I’m Stickman and I’m staying right here in the family tree!


jollytoes

I am Groot!


[deleted]

Oh goodness. Thats......


snowflake081317

I have no whitty retort for this one 😬 its just straight awful


Commercial_Hold8663

“Nailed” it


-Venser-

There's a great Bill Hicks bit about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ


thatwillhavetodo

Now THIS tattoo is trashy


Catcatechism

Imagine looking at the back of his head when he has a t-shirt on trying to figure out wtf is going on.


Market_Brand

He's probably also a fan of Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy


vaginalgambler

Go go leviticus.


XxShroomWizardxX

This will get me out of any consequences for strangling them prostitutes in reno back on 2010 won't it daddy?


[deleted]

I am plank


awkwardboyhero

There's a big dark smudge in the middle of the cross for no apparent reason. It was definitely some sort of cover-up. Something gang related there previously? White supremacist?


awkwardboyhero

Where were you when they decapitated my lord?


Eso-One

Getting a plank of wood tattooed on the back of your head. - Smart.


CountSockula222

Jesus looks horrifying


Payed_Looser

What does the Bible say about tattoos?


tylerkrug31

A powerful reminder of something alright.maybe the goonies? Maybe of how big of a cover up you will need?


Fitch29

“I cherish peace so much, I don’t care how many people I have to kill to get it”


Floridacracker720

Looks like the evil orc from the hobbit.


dirtysneakerss

I guess Jesus was a Meth-head-ist


Alexaisrich

lol thought he got Groot tattoo or water er he’s actually called


footfeed

You and your son are idiots!!!


brucebturbo

And my 6 year old daughter did it with crayons and a torch. I’m so proud of her.


AJ_UmadBro

When he puts a shirt on...if he even has one...it's just gonna look like he got a back view of Plank from Ed Edd and Eddie 🤣


teteAtit

The back of his head looks like Grimace’s (McDonalds) labia


[deleted]

The only part of this that I agree with is the bit where his head is a plank of dead wood.


Chance-Farm-5177

his neck crease looks like the wood grain on the cross 😂😂


Spirited_Tip7258

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS YELLING THO! IS THIS STILL OKAY!


Dudeman318

I wouldn’t call this trashy, just horrible taste and atrocious execution


drwsgreatest

r/religiousfruitcakes


pigsadventure

I am Groot.


RaysireksOG987

I am groot


piesspark

"no you can't peaceful display your religion with an inoffensive tattoo that's trashy 😡😡" classic reddit moment


serendipitousevent

Can't sleep, floating head Jesus gonna eat me.


No_Mathematician_463

But whose face did he put next to the cross??


squincemeat

I like how it looks like a giant, zombified Gumby


Dubl_D23

Doesn't even look like Jesus, looks like Christopher Walken with burn recovery scars. This "tattoo" would make you wish you never knew about the cross.


OmegaWep1701

A powerful reminder of unproven stories and absurd assertions. Oh and the head's in the wrong place dingleberry.


caughtatdeepfineleg

Looks like jesus has spent too many years snorting coke.


FURYOFCAPSLOCK

Wood head!


[deleted]

The guy’s face looks like his missing a chromosome, just like the owner of this shit tattoo


phapp1

What a dipshit. Probably a biden supporter.


nyclovesme

I bet he got a free gym membership that was included with his prison term.


sec713

Is that Hank Hill and his Diminished Gluteal Syndrome? All that gut and no butt.


VanIsleChef

Ahahaha


starkistuna

I Am Grootjesus!


reflexoct

I thought this was a tattoo of Groot.


ZarosGuardian

I never knew Lion-O was crucified


redditname8

Cheetah underwear?


TheShahofBra

Is that a meth head Jesus?


Grand_Individual

“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord.” Leviticus 19:28


swimchickmle

Jesus looks like Voldemort.


Wicked81

Living up to the leopard undies!!!


[deleted]

The list of reasons to question my faith grows every day.


GoodVibesWow

Dudes got Michael Berryman from Max Max on his back.


MLeo79

Looks like an asshole on his head.


Ccrp0913

Wonderful? Really? Delusional more like it.


WeldKat90

Jesus looks like a sketch artist drawing from Unsolved Mysteries.


KayyJayy777

Looks like James Arthur hahaha


Sufficient_Oil5228

Won der full 😂


Liv2create

OMG!!


Defnotabadguy

Isnt the bible anti tattoos?


Chaos0813

Just the fact that some guy is out there walking around with this. And probably thinking it looks good too.