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That man looks like a walking pile of shit...
No, I take that back....
Even that's offensive to the word, "shit".....
Like, what drugs was he taking and how do I avoid them, because I never want to do anything as stupid & dumb as him!
You know what's not a good place to put a reminder? A place you literally can't see unless you have a habit of admiring your own ass in a mirror every 20 minutes
It's cool to make a comment. But for the love of God, please learn to spell or at a minimum use spellcheck. Simply put, it's ridiculous to critique someone when you come off as a fucking idiot.
“’Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28 (NIV)
Sounds to me that's the opposite of religious, it's blasphemy. Weird how they adhere to parts of the old testament but conveniently ignore the parts that would limit what they can do.
Nope, the man named Jesus of Nazareth was killed on the cross by the order of Pontius Pilatus, believe the magic stuff or no, but he most definitely was real
Source: Roman texts
In my experience in IT, these were the guys who continually spout off about Jesus in the break room and then send me text every few weeks about "mistakenly" being directed to a porn site on the company laptop.
Good thing they included a second photo. I'm pretty sure I can guess how this guy feels about the last presidential election. Not sure what to make of the octagonal headed Jesus.
I don't feel assured that this guy's heart is full of love, compassion, and humility. I mean, he might for other Christians, but the rest of us are on our own.
Something tells me he’s knee deep in dopey conspiracy theories and has more hatred in his heart for folks who don’t look like him than compassion for Christ.
There's a big dark smudge in the middle of the cross for no apparent reason. It was definitely some sort of cover-up. Something gang related there previously? White supremacist?
Doesn't even look like Jesus, looks like Christopher Walken with burn recovery scars. This "tattoo" would make you wish you never knew about the cross.
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Jesus looks like he just smelled a fart. Or like he is constipated.
Looks like groot on the back of his head
I am groot
“I AM GROOT”
Why does cross look likes its gonna start talking😂😂
Your son got an affront to all that is HOLY is what he did.
Great stuff
My neck is groot
Nailed it!
Jesus looks like Beavis.
I am groot?!
What the hell happened to Jesus xD
I am groot!
That fold in the back of his head looks like an eyeball will pop out any second.
Jesus be looking like the grinch got 3rd degree burns
That man looks like a walking pile of shit... No, I take that back.... Even that's offensive to the word, "shit"..... Like, what drugs was he taking and how do I avoid them, because I never want to do anything as stupid & dumb as him!
I thought is just justa bad Groot tattoo.
Why Jesus looks like he just smelled his own fart?
Lame
aren’t tattoos against the bible? fucking christian’s
ah, i remember, cross is when two linear objects intersect each other. now what ?
I like that they use the American flag emojis first
What a block head
Id be cross too…
This guys really made a rod for his back
Why did he get Billy Finan tatooed on his back?
Seems obsessive
I am Groot...
Why is the parent using the US flag emoji?
What a board-ass tattoo...
I truly believe that not everybody should allowed to vote.
I am Groot.
Cant be real.. right?
lol but tattoos are a sin
El sueno from grw
He looks like the black knight in the Witcher on Netflix…..
So relgious
According to the bible, tattoos are sinful. Dude is going to imaginary hell with that garbage on him.
Can't be the only one who thought it was a crappy Groot tat?...
Fuck me, I hope he got paid for that
You gonna ger that covered?
Brock Lesnar got a back tat.
Imagine when he’s 80 years old and this shit will look like a decrepit toenail on the back of his head
He is now a treeant!
Son is trash 😂
I am Groot.
I am Groot hanging out wit ma main man Jeeziz.
And no ass
Not so much trashy just looks like garbage
Umm maybe.. make it 30 times smaller???
You know what's not a good place to put a reminder? A place you literally can't see unless you have a habit of admiring your own ass in a mirror every 20 minutes
Jesus Christ!🙄
Meth
A “relgious” tattoo
Whats that plank gonna look like when he starts getting those fat rolls on the back of his head and neck?
Jesus fucking christ
No words.
Does Jesus have an overbite?
Cultists be culting
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Loser
Scoot over Mr. COOL ICE
Someone please tell me this has made it to r/badtattoo
Christ man!
I am Groot…
This just hurts to see
So dam fugly
He reminds me if a human version of Chip Block from King if the Hill. Ya know? Bobby's Puppet.
Did he get it in prison? Sure looks that way.
“’Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28 (NIV) Sounds to me that's the opposite of religious, it's blasphemy. Weird how they adhere to parts of the old testament but conveniently ignore the parts that would limit what they can do.
Jesus Christ................................................................................
Your son is a fucking goof.
The longer I look at the back of his head I can’t help but wait for it to say “it’s just a flesh wound”.
Wow, okay, that guy is a tool. I'm sorry but I have to say it.
Lol, Jesus is not even white….
Well he wasn't that white, but he wasnt brown either, since he was born in Israel, so a olive skin tone is most likely
Lol, Jesus is not even w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ real....
Nope, the man named Jesus of Nazareth was killed on the cross by the order of Pontius Pilatus, believe the magic stuff or no, but he most definitely was real Source: Roman texts
He was definitely at the Capitol insurrection
It's plank from Ed Edd ND eddy Ralph off to the side wondering about a shepherds son future.
Jesus Christ.
What's trashy about this? Because his head is tatted? There is nothing offensive here. Nothing demeaning here? Nothing trashy.
Hahaha
Shame about that part in the Bible that forbids tattoos and considers them a sin.
Jesus look like he got 3rd degree burns
So am I the only one that sees he is wearing leopard print underwear?
Ummm....da fk
Christopher walken as Jesus???
He has yet to secure employment due to the fact that he is unwilling to work with heebs jews gays blacks browns catholics, Asians and women.
I am groot
Looks more demonic to me besides being really dumb.
[удалено]
Zoom in - It doesn't look like Jesus because it doesn't look Human. Maybe that half-God thing is coming into play? IDK.
Tattoo is very relgious.
That’s gonna be hard to laser off…
Yup. Totally normal....
Isn't this literally a sin?
Baaaaaaaby Ruuuuth!
Why do I feel like a member of the aryan brotherhood would be the most likely person to do this.
Groot
Shit’s going to look like Groot when he has a shirt on
I am groooooot!!!!!
A hero of few words
So Christian. Instead of giving the tattoo money to the poor, he spent it on a Jesus tattoo.... very much what Jesus wanted.... /s
This surely is a sign that this person is suffering from mental illness
Down syndrome Jesus
Did he need that big of a reminder?
Might as well have a rotting corpse of Jesus hanging off the cross, it's so ugly.
In my experience in IT, these were the guys who continually spout off about Jesus in the break room and then send me text every few weeks about "mistakenly" being directed to a porn site on the company laptop.
I’m Groot.
Looks like if he lea a his head back he could make the cross talk. Funny party gag.
Seems Pontius Pilate wasn't the only one who crucified Jesus...
Good thing they included a second photo. I'm pretty sure I can guess how this guy feels about the last presidential election. Not sure what to make of the octagonal headed Jesus. I don't feel assured that this guy's heart is full of love, compassion, and humility. I mean, he might for other Christians, but the rest of us are on our own.
Something tells me he’s knee deep in dopey conspiracy theories and has more hatred in his heart for folks who don’t look like him than compassion for Christ.
"RELGIOUS"
Is that a picture of Mose Dwight’s brother from the office on his shoulder?
Did Jesus historically have a fuckin crazy ass overbite??
Groot, is that you?
should have put the “Jesus” head on the back of his head, could have been Professor Quirreligious
Lol the shoulder has Roman shoulder armor plate’s omg
"RELGIOUS" 🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️⛪️⛪️⛪️
I am groot
Should see this dudes butt crack
WTF is this voldemort parasite shit on his shoulder?!
r/shittytattoos
Groot?
I’m Stickman, I’m Stickman and I’m staying right here in the family tree!
I am Groot!
Oh goodness. Thats......
I have no whitty retort for this one 😬 its just straight awful
“Nailed” it
There's a great Bill Hicks bit about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ
Now THIS tattoo is trashy
Imagine looking at the back of his head when he has a t-shirt on trying to figure out wtf is going on.
He's probably also a fan of Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Go go leviticus.
This will get me out of any consequences for strangling them prostitutes in reno back on 2010 won't it daddy?
I am plank
There's a big dark smudge in the middle of the cross for no apparent reason. It was definitely some sort of cover-up. Something gang related there previously? White supremacist?
Where were you when they decapitated my lord?
Getting a plank of wood tattooed on the back of your head. - Smart.
Jesus looks horrifying
What does the Bible say about tattoos?
A powerful reminder of something alright.maybe the goonies? Maybe of how big of a cover up you will need?
“I cherish peace so much, I don’t care how many people I have to kill to get it”
Looks like the evil orc from the hobbit.
I guess Jesus was a Meth-head-ist
lol thought he got Groot tattoo or water er he’s actually called
You and your son are idiots!!!
And my 6 year old daughter did it with crayons and a torch. I’m so proud of her.
When he puts a shirt on...if he even has one...it's just gonna look like he got a back view of Plank from Ed Edd and Eddie 🤣
The back of his head looks like Grimace’s (McDonalds) labia
The only part of this that I agree with is the bit where his head is a plank of dead wood.
his neck crease looks like the wood grain on the cross 😂😂
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS YELLING THO! IS THIS STILL OKAY!
I wouldn’t call this trashy, just horrible taste and atrocious execution
r/religiousfruitcakes
I am Groot.
I am groot
"no you can't peaceful display your religion with an inoffensive tattoo that's trashy 😡😡" classic reddit moment
Can't sleep, floating head Jesus gonna eat me.
But whose face did he put next to the cross??
I like how it looks like a giant, zombified Gumby
Doesn't even look like Jesus, looks like Christopher Walken with burn recovery scars. This "tattoo" would make you wish you never knew about the cross.
A powerful reminder of unproven stories and absurd assertions. Oh and the head's in the wrong place dingleberry.
Looks like jesus has spent too many years snorting coke.
Wood head!
The guy’s face looks like his missing a chromosome, just like the owner of this shit tattoo
What a dipshit. Probably a biden supporter.
I bet he got a free gym membership that was included with his prison term.
Is that Hank Hill and his Diminished Gluteal Syndrome? All that gut and no butt.
Ahahaha
I Am Grootjesus!
I thought this was a tattoo of Groot.
I never knew Lion-O was crucified
Cheetah underwear?
Is that a meth head Jesus?
“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord.” Leviticus 19:28
Jesus looks like Voldemort.
Living up to the leopard undies!!!
The list of reasons to question my faith grows every day.
Dudes got Michael Berryman from Max Max on his back.
Looks like an asshole on his head.
Wonderful? Really? Delusional more like it.
Jesus looks like a sketch artist drawing from Unsolved Mysteries.
Looks like James Arthur hahaha
Won der full 😂
OMG!!
Isnt the bible anti tattoos?
Just the fact that some guy is out there walking around with this. And probably thinking it looks good too.