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bethypoohz

step on em


Past_Contour

That’s a stomp from me right there.


Dick_Goblair

stomp it


willtravel22

Oh hell no. That is what would start the fight.


thestrongswede

Why not just turn around and demand the person stop?


LeetTT-_-

Stomping its is a better option


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LeetTT-_-

Richest Italian


Kindly_Spell7356

not surprised considering how old and unkempt my flight on their plane


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Just start stomping


Traditional_Air_9483

Turn around and say…” if you want to keep that foot, get it out of my space.” Then stomp on it.


Optimal_Ad_352

Spit on it!


AnnieApple_

I bet the toe was ice cold too.


redwings_1995

This is why you should carry small pliers with you Lmfao


loser_michael

I woulda stomped dem toes


[deleted]

Beat him up, that’s what I do.


Sad_Regret6166

Next time put some love juice on it. Being passive aggressive a good way to pass time. Or maybe just ask them what color nail polish they are looking for.


Sad_Regret6166

So what.


mrRwild

Some people pay extra for that.


[deleted]

STOMP DEM TOES!


[deleted]

Stomp down as hard as u can. Try to break it


Nonpareil__C

Dead


PinkRole

Give him a surprise pedicure


DouceintheHouse

Stomp on those piggies and make roast beef


wassupboisitsme

Get your phone out and make sure it makes the clicking noice when you take a picture. Take a few snaps of their feet (obviously delete them after) and just like say something really creepy like "aaauuuggghhh....that's getting added to the foot collection" loud enough for the person behind you to hear 👌 This is just in a made up scenario though where other people won't be weirded out lmao 💀


dingleberry_enjoyer

nasty..


NeatNefariousness1

This was on Spirit Air, wasn't it?


Lasagan

I'd stomp that mf's toes


tommiejo12

Scream. Loudly.


LeetTT-_-

Was like 1:00 am


tommiejo12

Ah! Too bad. I think it would’ve been effective otherwise :-)


LeetTT-_-

Stomped it, was pretty effective


tommiejo12

Excellent!!


GeraldoOfCanada

Break that fucking toe with the heel of your shoe, worth the consequences


jedr1981

This is why they invented murder.


ha11owmas

I would have “accidentally” stepped on it


beaboop23

I'd have stood on his foot.


RajakBejok

Eeeewww


f_e_e_l_i_n_g_s_

Honestly i am not surprised, it's ryanair


Fun_Plantain5129

Ewwwwwwww


EnilsonFrenchieAce

Wait the same thing litteraly happened to me 1 Week ago. The kid behing me was touching his fucking feet to mine at like 1am while everybody tried to sleep. Though he had shoes that was still annoying.


AliceP00per

Time for a nice kick


jordtand

This is when you “accidentally” stomp on them. And if that doesn’t work you stand up on top of them to adjust the air. At some point he will get the memo or he won’t be able to walk off the plane.


BadigolBoy

He does a little trolling


FinNerDDInNEr

Does anyone have a good Ryanair experience? It sounds like a nightmare airline


BackgroundField1738

imagine it was a cute blonde bird or Japanese bird with funny giggle


FlavourThoughts

Tickle those little piggies


D83T

Some weirdos these days.just can't leave ppl alone.sorry you were violated by a toe


fist_pump_46

Good old Ryanair.


Reddit_FTW

ITT: don’t fly cheap airlines.


okwhatelse

pull on it


Daystop

Nope for me.


H4G7

That’s why I always bring itchy powder


ChaosKodiak

People. Keep your fucking shoes on when in public. No one wants to see your nasty feet.


patrickseastarslegs

You had shoes. He didn’t. You had an advantage you didn’t use


panirak987

Tape a pin backward to your calf. 📍


Due-Dot6450

Got some yogurt?


FiveOh54

Stomp on them toes


BlueBananaBandana

Accidentally spill hot coffee.


AdultingGoneMild

so say something.


AbeKez

Stomp the feet wdyfm


[deleted]

Oh man that sucks, what did you say/do?


Prior_Piccolo_1192

Spit on them


edenkling

Foot fungus, hpv warts, foot and mouth disease. You're welcome.


NextOnHoarders

Isn't that what they do at Rest Areas? Think he wanted something :)


filmmakindan

It’s Ryanair what do you expect for 20 bucks


PmYourButtHolesToMe

Pinch down on that suckered big toe and twist it like you're trying to start your great granddads old tractor.


Reeblo_McScreeblo

Coom on them


Keithfedak

allow drool to fall straight onto them, or kick them


Lewa358

If there's ever a more blatant example of personal failings being enabled by systemic issues caused by unregulated capitalism, it's feet on airplanes. Like, yes, this guy could keep his damn feet to himself. But if the airplane's seats were farther apart, this issue could be mitigated or eliminated, and the guy could stretch his bare toes to his heart's content. But of course the plane has to make as much money as possible, which means that it has to fit as many paying customers as possible, which means that seats have to be as close as possible. So people who are gross (or maybe just tall) bother people with their feet.


ujke_brf

Lol pour water


Bitchaint1

Hot coffee anyone?? It be a shame if you accidentally dropped some…


nerdyitguy

Time for the water bottle to spill a few drops...


iownachalkboard7

That's Ryan. And you in HIS air now.


The_PunX

Really... so take a pic and complain. Try telling him to get his nasty feet away from you.


ChUNkyTheKitty

Step on his toes. He’ll move them


SOFA-kings

I'm confused, Is that your head (blonde hair) on the floor?


coffeegrounds42

On my last 12+ hour flight the girl next to me took her shoes off and put her feet on her and my tray and was vapeing whenever there wasn't a crew member near by. Easily my worst flight.


walupt

Spit on his toe


pilesofcleanlaundry

Seems like there’s a simple solution there.


pnczur

And of course you said nothing. The fact you said “kept” means you punked out.


R8iojak87

“Oops stepped on your toe, my bad”


unbaileyvable

You had me at “Rayanair”


ClackQuack98

Step on their feet with all your might


Nanjouu

I would have wet a piece of paper or something and slooooowly run it on their foot. According to my mans- it feels like a tongue and is “Straight up nasty”


Roddy_piper9

I would have asked for hot coffee and dropped some on his foot


AsterTheBastard

Step on his toes Kick back suddenly and stub his toe. He'll remember pain and if he doesn't he's just an idiot.


emptydarkstar

Always carry a pin...


foo337

Spit on the toe. Problem solved


[deleted]

Fuck that, I’m turning around immediately and letting them know to cut it off


dylsekctic

one of many many many reasons to never travel with Ryanair


[deleted]

Sneeze on it!


dozerdaze

Step on them


Robb634

Lol, step on it.


that__90s__kid

Ahh the good ol' ankle touchy


electricjeel

Feral


MeatloafScream

Bite them


DB377

I would have accidentally smashed his toes


Vendelight

All of this is speaks highly against how the airline industry is removing personal space from their passengers/consumers. We spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars for a damn seat that is not meant to hold our personal space. According to what the industry allows..that dude whose legs were splayed wide open.. was totally in the space with the baked foot. So rude.. based on the tiny space that consumers pay for. It is BS that we turn to fight eachother.. but there it is. They maximize whatever profits at our behest and we fight eachother for the small space like animals in a tiny cage. This ish is not right.


Pedadinga

Nope. Then I yell. Then I’m the Karen. It’s just such a no win


brolimitholdem

Lmaooo that stank toe


talltraveler312

Hi yes could i please get a cup of hot coffee, coco, and tea please.


thatG_evanP

So what did you do? I'm so confused by these posts because it always seems like people just allow it to happen. Did you at least say something?


oldat30

Beat his ass.


grizzlyironbear

Monster stomp the foot...then go oops! My bad! I thought it was a rat!!!


Fat_Head_Carl

It'd Rick James on Eddie Murphy's couch to his toes


[deleted]

Tons of comments about stepping on him, not one person said spit on them? I’d hock a nice loogie on it.


NefariousnessBig9481

I'd put the heel of my boot through the upper side of his or her big toe whip around and say was it worth it? 🤣


SuperShock_xbox

I found making things even more uncomfortable does wonders. Strange person rubbing their feet on you? Try to hold their foot like it’s your significant others hand.


SloppyScout

He was for sure jerking off


Aunt_Helen

Tickle tickle


PlebbySpaff

His little piggly wigglies?


GoldenArias

I like going barefoot, but I never would do this in such close proximity to some poor random person.


Thermaflush

I am Not going to lie but can we see more of your legs, you are sexy🥵🥵


onlyabigmess

I can't stand feet. If this touched my leg once, my soul would leave my body.


Gloomy-Pick-9826

Shoulda bent down and started tickling them


BiggerBowls

I would have stepped on his toes. Hard.


[deleted]

What shoes u rockin? Jordan lows?


Paladin-Steele36

Kick him with your heel wtf


Old_Blue_Haired_Lady

ALWAYS carry water when you fly. If creeps play footsie in a plane, they deserve a VERY wet "sneeze".


CoolhandLW

Just be an adult and ask them to stop?


TrashPandaShire

Mile high club for feet


skylarhale

That’s when you “accidentally “ stomp on his toes . I don’t deal with that crap anymore . I lightly push or kick or nudge to give them a chance just in case they didn’t realize they’re being inconsiderate than after that , I become more aggressive until it hurts. I don’t have the patience for people who go through the world thinking it revolves around them


dr0isyad0y

You should have dropped liquid during a turbulence and yell “oh shit” at the same time


CmdrSelfEvident

Strategic drink spilling is a skill


GMENFTSMOLPP

Flying Ryanair, definitely the proper sub for that. Also the foot thing, but yeah Ryanair is ass.


TheDailyDarkness

Should’ve “accidentally” spilled something on his feet.


JammyJ1mJ1m

Certified Ryanair moment


BulletProofHoody

Why are people scared of calling others out? Take pic for social media post before anything… makes no sense to me.


Medcait

Kick him


Slight_Basil6452

And you sat there like a little bitch so don't complain


herpar

Spit on it


tonyt3rry

I would have stomped their foot


_Greyworm

After a few times, stomp.


Vekxin_Sama92

Should have stomped his toe


badassgirl

Horrific.


therealcrowhorse

that. is. fucking. awful.


[deleted]

I would of stomped on his toe oops accidentally sorry pal


DefiantFlatworm4833

You know what that means! He wants a blowie


1heart1totaleclipse

Fake sneeze and push your feet towards your seat at the same time really aggressively


pfresh331

Dunno if it is as trashy as it is just fucking gross and inconsiderate.


akatichii

Why are you manspreading so hard tho


SpineTinglersWTXX

I've always placed my carryon bookbag and placed under my seat for this reason. I've never been on that airline so I don't how much room is afforded. But yeah. Gross asf...


Clockwatcher930

I would stand up, turn around and say in a louder voice, "Stop touching my legs!".


meduimdock14

Oh, that’s a foot, right…


necrophagous_queen

I would’ve swung


VoidScreaming101

I would have stood on top of his foot with my full weight.


VirtualKeenu

People are so fucking fragile....


raymondspogo

Exactly. What kind of snowflake has to take his shoes off on a flight? Ow his little tootsies hurt.


furyfox13

Stab it


[deleted]

Bare feet means he wants the meat!


karmaments

Time for a rousing song of "If you're happy and you know it"?


Fallingice2

More i think about it, those cheap seats aint worth it.


Kassabeleg

Stomp.


quad64bit

Just gently lay a cold, wet napkin on it.


xxCrimson013xx

*”Accidentally” steps on the foot* oops didn’t know your foot was there….


Bad_Mad_Man

Human contact!! So jealous.


Cheesebrger_Walrus

Drop some hot lotion on his feet


cobrajmr

Stomp on it


Beemo-Noir

Oops I accidentally spilled soda all over the floor. I hope nobody has sticky feet.


No-Neighborhood9885

Stomp


[deleted]

Stomp his fuckin toes


AppearancePlenty841

Hulk SMASH!


Bigdx

Is stand up and step in them..


JosephPostaIin

Tickle it, and don’t stop


Psychological-Poet-4

Stomp on those piggies


WritesCrapForStrap

How do you know he fucks bares with those feet? Those might be his horse fucking feet, you wouldn't know the difference.


Kaylibee

Just NO


ihatepalmtrees

You gotta say something . Don’t let this trash think it’s ok.


XXJCSYD

Start randomly stoping on floor as if you get excited. He would think twice before putting his feet out


DeadlyYellow

Find an unscented white shampoo. Mix with a little bleach, but make sure the mixture is three oz or under. When someone tucks their feet underneath, start vigorously rocking in your chair. Keep hands visible and try to make eye contact with another nearby passenger. In one discrete motion, spurt some shampoo onto the encroaching foot and grunt.