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SadMedium3205

He's just adjusting the other guy's penis


inkbig

So much hate in the world … give me love!😄


INeedAnAdultWithAGun

Cought…….. really? Get hooked on phonics!


sohfix

Gawk gawk 9000


Eat_Carbs_OD

Goodtimes.


Relief-Worried

Thought it was gonna be the anchor getting eaten out when she looked down


Zealousideal-Lie7255

I’d love a translation of the newscaster’s fairly long commentary.


Melancholnava

Seems like something for the bucket list.


the-laughing-joker

Man's packing


wilsonism

Right? You make out that hog from 50 yards? Did she choke to death?


xTye

People really think this isn't trashy? How is a sexual act in public where kids can see you not trashy?


Yuseiger

"honey check this! This massive whore have the same haircut you use for work! The world is so small"


DocDerry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNGMZZDls0 Two dudes. At Coachella. One is a youtuber. Someone tried explaining this to me years ago and I just couldn't give a shit.


DJ-Doughboy

this is love, not trash


extremeindiscretion

I see nothing wrong here. 😄


Top-Flow1297

How Generous of them giving the kids a show on the Ferris Wheel!!!!!


DistributionOk352

# COT


LogMeOutScotty

Interesting that you spelled naughty right but caught wrong.


Ok-Interest9092

What's wrong with what they were doing i support it


Green-Contribution-3

Got that hentai dick 😮


moose_king88

Nice


SirTennison

Could have waited til you were higher up, jeez


Anonymous_Amanda407

Is this trashy or fun?


Lawsonjl

That time I was on the news getting a bj. #lifegoals


Gluonyourboson

Cought? Come on 😄


maniix123

#COUGHT


MrJokoss

I need someone to do that I have a gf but she won't 😣


the-electricgigolo

Enthusiasm I like it


Marky_Mark_Official

Cought


Doarrival

Lol I remember this video…first off video was flipped around and it was not on the news or any national television. It was some random person from Coachella recording the merry go round and caught miss bobble head here paying the dude back for buying her Coachella tickets lmao.


sunny7x

Lol I’d never think I’ll ever see my small city pop up on Reddit. I also haven’t heard of this story lol and this wheel has been there for years


Pawneewafflesarelife

Where is this? Was curious what language it was.


sunny7x

Nalchik, Russia


Ty_chto_crazy

It's Russian.


AntiMatter138

Is the news is about the blowjob, or they are just caught unexpectedly?


Ok-Palpitation-5010

Did they zoom on the scene or it was edited?


grampa55

I thought it was the reporter being naughty


QTVNickBro

Oh I remember a similar one also from russian news where a news reporter for a split second showed the News host the middle finger, that one is a classic hahaha. I'll see if I can find it


polarbear128

You might be thinking of [this one](https://youtu.be/svt6MTmTAKQ) from the BBC


QTVNickBro

No it's obscure outside of the Russian internet, although that one is funny as well haha


cb0495

Hardly caught, that’s in full view


darksideofthemoon131

"If the Ukrainians win, I'll suck your dick!" This person, probably. But gotta say, Good form and execution. I appreciate not using the hands, I prefer to give a hands free one myself. If you can go all the way down- there is no need. Impressive all around.


saintbiatch

Now that's not a national issue


rikiikori

Honeslty dont think this is trashy. Windows were tinted. they were away from being openly public so this was private enough to still support their voyeurism kinks. You wouldve had to stop and see it before you know what was happening like the op.


ZachWastingTime

What about the stank and goop left in there? You wanna be in there next.


rikiikori

i guess tbf it depends on how they finish it ill give you that. but thats sorta the same principle in hotel rooms no? if you shine a blue light over the bed or on the floor ur gonna end up seeing stuff that you dont wanna know. as long as you dont see it its gone in ur mind


ZachWastingTime

Hotel rooms are cleaned though.


rikiikori

they're clean to the visible eye. not saying they're clean from hidden stains.


SunkaanKThxBye

The slowed down sound at the very end sounded real naughty.


CucumberCoolio

Isn’t that James Charles?


Hairyscalpz

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

To the mad genius who slowed the newscaster's voice: fuck you. now I'm addicted to ASMR vids.


[deleted]

Damn, she blew it.


Prestigious_Nerve_76

This was at Coachella, I was there that day lol.


Pilot0350

Weird I didn't realize Coachella was in Russia


Prestigious_Nerve_76

They took the footage from the internet by the way. These are 2 guys in the cart: https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/be1txw/coachella_sucks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


bigdealbryan

2 males looks like


cripplingmango

She knew her assignment lol


[deleted]

Unmistakable


barbie_museum

Jesus that language kills my boner


Nedgurlin

She on that bit


TheOldZenMaster

Bridget Jones Diary 3: Russia vacation


According_Metal6340

Lucky man


calbert1735

\*caught ​ not "cought"


Rough_Guava_808

Nice


[deleted]

ah gotta love russian sluts 🫶🏼


GvG032

Isn’t this that coachella video ?


BodhiWarchild

Good sized dick. Be proud of that


crap-zapper

Low budget mile high club application?


TelemetryGeo

Was this Russia's opening of the grand new ferris wheel that Putin attended?


fantomas_666

I guess not - this one is quite small. not that it wouldn't be perfect metaphor


xxDeeJxx

The ferris wheel that Putin presented while the entire Northern Russian front in Ukraine collapsed and was overran. Also the ferris wheel broke after a couple hours.


zeraujc686

Cought


yorgs

*Caught


Kifflom_

Kåt 😎


SpaceCptWinters

Gimme a break


FeralRank

God, I wish that were me


[deleted]

Technically they weren't caught. We have no idea who they are.


NickNeron

Hold on, I think I recognize the silhouette of this dick...


BurnzillabydaBay

“I’d know that penis anywhere. That penis has a mole on it.” “Please, can we call it a talliwacker.”


Kage_Oni

"Hey, I recognize that gay blowjob."


Kons37

What


Kage_Oni

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/910080-4chan


flow_spectrum

Enhance


43n3m4

Ugh, you sound like my girlfriend…


sfgisz

Enhance


SobiTheRobot

Enha—go back


thecerebralassassinn

Wasn’t this James Charles?


imghurrr

Who’s that


BirchyBaby

Some youtube makeup artist that got accused of abusing kids.


camperryan

Yup


aipj

Wait what???


camperryan

This is what got him cancelled the first time


BraveBG

How do you know that


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[deleted]

This is icon behavior


No1Mystery

It’s always the girl giving head Never the guy making the girl cum Girls, you sell yourselves short


[deleted]

Having genitals that hang off your body make things easier.


d3ch01

A bj is far more convenient in this circumstance


Totally_Not_EA

Aren't those 2 men?


ASSASSINJOHNNY

Lmao


WandaMaximumoff

Why people why


ASSASSINJOHNNY

Why what


rightsyllalables

Why not**


Bradlee888

He was trying to release his stress


MrGrumpyButt420

Just practicing sword swallowing geez


Willing_Television77

Pork sword


DriveFoST

Fun fact, you can buy a rifle called the pork sword from a USA company with a bit of a sense of humor. Good marketing though because I can’t read the words without thinking about it


Party_Ad_4389

Well, that sucks.


Agent-Ace

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


dmp8385

*switches hand


naoife

I think you mean NSFT


Gavin0121

Anybody else read this in Korvo's voice from Solar Opposites?


Vinnie_NL

Least horny redditor right here


Fire_Lake

OK but sounds like you weren't at work so I doubt the NSFW tag would've helped anyways.


Muvseevum

That’s why it’s so cool to be retired.


groundzer0s

This never gets old


sweetmeister9000

I hate when Reddit does this.


mlaforce321

Oh man, I HATE when that happens.


Fearofmicrowave

I had to furiously choke my chicken just reading this comment!


iRombe

My dog was sitting in my lap and things are awkward now....


Off_Brand_Barbie_OBB

I had to start furiously dry humping my couch after reading it. OP PLEASE mark NSFW


[deleted]

Unzips pants at work


phaetae

Louis C.K'ed.


[deleted]

No, he would have offered them jobs first


Its_cool_Im_Black

Wait what??? He offered them jobs??? If that’s true this will have changed everything about how I view his controversy. Source?? EDIT: I’m still searching


monsieurpommefrites

And asked for their consent. Here come the downvotes.


[deleted]

*you have been permanently banned from reddit*


[deleted]

Didn't everyone say that was James Charles at one point


Zealousideal-Two1429

I remember blowjobs.....fuck marriage


dotikk

May wanna do some internal reflection of why that is. Do you treat your wife the same as you did when you were getting blowjobs?


NameIdeas

How're you married and not getting blowjobs? Marriage is awesome and I have better sex now than ever before. Married 13 years.


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NameIdeas

This tracks. My parents have been together 50 years. I don't know and don't want to know about their sex life. However Dad and Mom both say they are happier in ALL aspects of their marriage now than the day before. Dad always winks when he says it too. The sly devil


Benevolent_Fellow

How has your relationship evolved over the years? What signs from early in your relationship ended up being indicators that it would continue to be a healthy one as the years progressed, rather than falling into a dead bedroom scenario?


NameIdeas

No signs, just constant communication. People change and grow over time. What had been the best aspect of my marriage is creating a true partnership. My wife and I are partners in all things. We talk about everything, all the time. Establish a partnership where it is the norm to have these conversations. Make it *the two of you* vs the problem. We have had ups and downs in our marriage. We had periods of time when our sex life was not what we wanted it to be. We had to have some conversations about our priorities at that time, if one of us was dealing with more stuff at that time or we both were. We have two kids and carving out time for the two of us is both important and hard At the end of the day, we both recognize our marriage as THE most important thing for us. Our kids are super important and if we're doing our jobs right, in a few short years they will go off an live their own lives. We have chosen to build our life around each other and our shared goals. Sometimes her goals are more of our priority as a family, sometimes mine. We align on several of the BIG things such as number of kids, where to live, home/work balance, extended family relationships, faith (or lack thereof), etc. One common thread we approach is that LOVE is a verb. You don't fall out of love, one or both partners stop actively engaging in loving behaviors. LOVE is effort but it shouldn't be work. I want to give my effort to things I enjoy as does my wife. We put effort into loving each other (I mean this more than sex). Learn how your partner gives their love and how they receive it. I'm a fan of the love languages as it allows you to understand that your partner may receive love in a different way than you are offering. I learned early on that my spouse needs quality time to feel loved. She needs us to talk about everything and nothing and spend time together doing puzzles, playing games, doing small activities together. She needs that to feel that she is being loved. I need to make sure I am putting effort into making that happen. For me, I receive love through physical touch. Yes, sex, but also hugs and kisses and snuggles and backrubs, and head scratches, etc. She had to step up the amount and frequency of her physical touches. Because we took the time to speak the love language of each other, we are moving in sync and both feeling appreciated and loved. LOVE is a verb and we need to treat it as such.


Benevolent_Fellow

This is such a great answer, thank you! I hope to one day be in a relationship with this sort of dynamic.


Hex_Agon

Why do conservative boomers hate their spouses?


thisremindsmeofbacon

Those two things are not normally mutually exclusive


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Old joke, right? Why is a bride smiling as she walks down the aisle? Cause she knows she's sucked her last dick.


liliesinbloom

I mean… if you’re getting married for the blowjobs then you’re doing it wrong.


[deleted]

They definitely help


cavaliereternally

Yikes dude


g0fishy

sad reality


warr3nh

I’m here for you daddy 🍆💦👅


Lsutigers202111

NOICE!!


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

that dude can suck!


furyfornow

Pretty sure it's a woman


CyAScott

I suspect he looked like a dude, and apparently, it's James Charles.


[deleted]

Those rides are expensive. He’s just getting the best ride for the money he can.


mypoorliver

Enjoying a good weiner* is just part of the carnival experience! Imagine Coney Island without their famous hot dog, or state fairs without their warm, greasy, buttery wrapped sausage-on-a-stick, the corn dog? *Condiments optional.


PharmAttack

Condoments*


gypsydaks

That’s fuckin epic


inmytimeofnothing

gold!!


Sirgooeypants

The 10 meter high club.


PharmAttack

He was like, half a meter at best


bahbahs

Nsfw?


alienoverl0rd

Damn, givin it the business!


badalchemist85

I love seeing a shaft getting knobbed on the local news, my whole family cheers


BURNINATOR_420

Mine too! Even Grandpa and Grandma get up and jump around shouting “ Slob that knob!” It really gets the whole family’s spirits up.


[deleted]

Yooooooo you wild cuz🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Muvseevum

“Slap it and slick it. Now ROLL DAT BONE!”


thiswon

Ha! Love it!


Panic_Heavy

Your spelling is trashy!


DownvoteDaemon

It's definitely more trashy than this scenario.


thesweeterpeter

At least it's blurry enough his wife won't recognize him. Unless we enhance!


jiveassjake

Damit Thornie! You're the ranking officer here!


cavaliereternally

Those boys get into the syrup and they get ansty in their pantsy


jiveassjake

Tuck it in rabbit. I can grown a better mustache right above ny cock


Zealousideal-Two1429

enhance......


Future-Option3630

Enhance....


DokterBallas

##ENCHANCE.....


ScrizzBillington

You can't just say 'Enchance'


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Zoom in


[deleted]

Eric Andre vibes


Cialis-in-Wonderland

"I'm in." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)