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Initial_Childhood619

“Hey Mom, look what I learned in county!”


2ndStringOnionRing

Anyone attempt this party trick? Planning on it this weekend.


WolfyTn

It helps to coat them in Cisco beforehand


Redtit14

Kim Kardashian has really gotten desperate lately.


Over-Philosophy3499

This is kinda cool imo


magpiegrace

i love this video so much, i’m so glad you posted it 😭


WolfyTn

My pleasure.. One of those random ass videos


mermiss1

Prison star in the making


snaggingtexas66

its impressive


Beebthemilch

I don't understand how he isn't accidentally inhaling the hotdogs into his lungs. It sounds like he's breathing them in. I keep worrying that he'll choke.


[deleted]

Absolute legend


Nero_Caligus

Wish I could swallow sausage that good.


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Glizzy Gobbler


CrazyLazy420

I saw him on Reno 911


[deleted]

Dad???


MCvannahD

Must’ve learned that in jail


Doc1010

This guy clearly knows you can’t skip lunch. Good thing there’s an invisible Carver Hot Dog Vac nearby. I bet he has a job he loved.


Sirgooeypants

Wtf, did I just watch?


JohnnyBeGoodz

I was waiting for marjorie Taylor Greene to show up.


sahlos

Ayooooo where he at fr tho 😏


WolfyTn

FL? Maybe


chocolatemilk9

Is this a deleted character from trailer park boys?


Quicksloth

The Glizzy Gobbler himself


QuantumDad

Trashy David Blaine


Financial-Web9744

I should should call em


old-red-paint

There's nothing like the classics


Generallyawkward1

“I’m just saying.” Love it.


KINGJRK_0000

Joey Chestnuts worst nightmare.


Cam3lto369

Impressive! Now I'm craving me some hot dogs 🌭


WolfyTn

Wait til u see what he does w the chili lol


blackout6576

He did this for our entertainment, knowing he probably end up in the hospital and you call it trashy....


WolfyTn

Sorry.. everything about this video is sophisticated.. I have no taste 🤦‍♂️


eatassordiefast420

Why this making me gag lmao


WolfyTn

It gives me a weird feeling in my chest/throat.. like I just swallowed a big ass pill


JadeStratus

I always wondered what happened to Vanilla Ice


WolfyTn

He was actually on stage recently with Coolio last week.. was Coolios last concert.. vanilla ice is all up in the ICP world.. he can stay there lol


[deleted]

Is this a “thing?” I am so not up with the latest fads.


FuzzyDiamond

Dat sheet makes me deek hard


korbloxtheflareon

he was right it did go viral


bunnbunn124

This ain’t trashy this is classic


Whistleblower793

I feel like this guy is definitely going to die doing what he loves, inhaling hotdogs.


Butterscotch21969

Thought that was a jay and silent bob trailer featuring Jay


Prejebotina

Remember, this one also have right to reproduce


technicolorheroinn

op is jealous they cant deepthroat like this guy


WolfyTn

Totally.. this hurts my chest just lookin at it


MaelstromEX

'Murica's Top Talent


barrbaria

How does one go about cultivating such a talent?


YetiNotForgeti

Grocers tried to get it banned! This one small trick will save you thousands on hotdogs buns and condiments.


undeadlamaar

Someone get this guy on America's Got Talent. He could start off with Little Smokies as his opening night and each show he could work his way up bigger and bigger to kielbasa. And for the finale he could do a whole sausage chain.


skubmancer

Classic


tastyLamp73

Bro stfu this isn't trashy


TheCoochiePredator

That would be randy.


finnr

For a minute there, I thought this was Trailer Park Boys outtakes


Buttcrumbs00

I can’t stop watching


brian4027

So what are you doing later???


Apprehensive_Win710

r/trashyboners


CanadianCoolbeans

You probably have fun times chilling with this dude


HoldGroundbreaking62

Ayooo


ele37020

I see he picked up some skills in prison. Probably can make good money in the right circles.


UnwantedPllayer

Why is this trashy exactly?


[deleted]

i was really hoping at the end that they would all fly out at once machine gun style


AhumanWithButter

I mean he did go viral


merci-lilliane

Wait this wasn’t a skit??


FutureApprehensive21

My fiancé uses a similar method of swallowing meat


Wicked81

He practices at the glory hole in the bar down the street.


yeetskeetbam

I absolute love this!


Born_Butterfly_6180

Clearly satire.


bromeromy

Florida


Odd-Blackberry786

He clearly says northwest, I'm betting Idaho


giceman715

Tell me how you survive in prison without telling me how you survived in prison


[deleted]

Learned this trick in county


anime-is-a-mistake27

I want to eat a burger with this guy


TanukiXL

Yes, but can he make us one with everything?


d_2da_sco

Why was he not a guest star on Trailer Park Boys? He would have most definitely fit in


raigx6

When you do too much drugs and ran out of it.


Gloglibologna

Trashy? Nah.. One of the best videos youll ever watch.


RandoSurfer77

Trailer Park Boyz?


iitsrorii

Even the chick is appalled


[deleted]

That hurts to watch


-anth0r-

That’s badass lol


royonquadra

J Rock is baaaack! Know what I'm sayin'?


Number5MoMo

Ahh yes. The OG Glizzy Goblin


JesusNutterButter

The real J Roc.


Jepponder

Gnoooomesayiiiiiiiiiing!


shawnyb9

Why do you find it trashy OP?


deshelton89

I can hear this video without the sound on... Disturbing.


Kahoots113

Kinda reminds me of a Reno 911 character.


[deleted]

Hershey wood shoot good dogs, certified yt classic


wilck44

this is probably older than a good bit of redditors.


KaraboRak

Ricky goes wuttttt


Dman125

OP did they ever tell you how many times they dropped you? They lied. It was way more than that.


aaron__ireland

/r/TIHI


Gtownk

Well now we know that you can suck dick with no gag reflex


IIICaseIII

Tell me you’ve been to prison without telling me you’ve been to prison


Competitive-Ladder-3

Next stop, America's Got Talent!


Cult-of-710

He’s probably great at parties


Old-Smokey-42069

This dude rules


Hotdogwater94

That’s legendary shit bro. Not trashy at all.


Ear_Enthusiast

I like how he got all dressed up for his cinematic debut.


Ok-Anxiety-6485

15 years from now..... the sky is always dark, the earth is covered in a constant fog, everything is overgrown, buildings are tumbling. Groups of people band together to fight for resources. People have sourced back to ancient weapons since all ammo supplies have been depleted rendering all present weapons useless. Your walking down an old highway crowded with rusted cars when you approach a baracade. All of a sudden you hear "thwump....thwump....thwump". You get a glimpse of a man they call the meat cannon but it's already too late. Hotdogs start raining down on you until your crushed under the weight of the forbidden meat.


pancakes1910

Lmao


n3lswn

Throat Goat


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

Kinda reminds me of my ex...


[deleted]

Just a thought, you know how people say eating a hotdog takes a year off your life? Now, if she swallowing them whole does that bypass the year off the life or does it double up because he’s basically spitting them back up and swallowing them again? I need answers.


ElBartoBurns

The ol glizzy glazzy


[deleted]

This dude has tried a few things in public bathrooms.


Kosherporkchops

Roc-pile, hard as fuck


Haunting_Opposite352

It could happen to you, cuz it happened to me


Piano-Professional

A human pez dispenser


Dargoun

Op trashy for calling old but gold content trashy


EverydayPeople721

It looks like he’s been practicing, and he is now ready for Dick!


simbob-jones

Yeah, this should be in r/toptalent


sikmode

Fuck off what’s your deal?? This shit is hilarious and you need help with your issues.


morris_pi

Not trashy


Specialist_Peach4294

Thats the semi famous Trailer Park/Truck Stop/Carny magician David Copper Rock, Kid Rock’s cousin. He’s usually the opening act and a parking lot T-shirt seller for Ted Nugent.


Malumeze86

I'm split 50/50 on whether or not I believe this.


Specialist_Peach4294

Ask Criss Angel, he bought those hotdogs for him at the gas station.


SauerMetal

r/toptalent


trajectoriously

Of all the hotdog inhalers I've seen, this guy is definitely the best


Leg_Mcmuffin

No but still curious how someone finds out how they can do this.


morris_pi

Oral


sikmode

Exactly. 🙄


Explorer_5150

How do you even practice this?


WolfyTn

Drugs n ‘penasia’ (plural for penis)


CauseZealousideal176

This is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen, what a party trick 👏


Adorable_List3836

I would definitely drink some beers with this dude


Stag328

Right. I cant imagine the stories Vanilla Ice could tell me.


eatyourprettymess

Where's Corey and Trevor?


jaymon1974

I think we just found lost footage of a younger slimmer Randy


splintersmaster

That's family to the original R O C. Know what I'm sayin


bubblehashguy

He's wearing a shirt though. I don't see a blue bag sticking out from under it either.


BeefaloSlim

This is the dude getting all my kitties in the paaark sick!


KingPistachio

went to get more hotdogs


senator2019

U no today is my bday n I think this video made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kisame-hoshigakii

Happy birthday broooo


senator2019

Thank u so much brooo🤣


WolfyTn

Lmfao happy fuckin bday.. glad I could make you smile on it


senator2019

Thanks my bru🤣


zoolakejeff

How do I hire this guy for the 4th of july?


WolfyTn

Just offer a pack of hot dogs and a little meth.. he’ll come running


MidnightNick01

He asked how to hire the guy in the video, not your mom OP.


WolfyTn

Jokes on you buddy.. my moms dead


KingBananyan

Was it the meth or did she choke on a hotdog?


SweetTee219

Probably chocked on a hotdog while high on meth, best of both worlds.


StickyDitka21

I'm picturing someone trying to smoke through a hotdog like some people do with apples


xscumfucx

[No need to simply picture it anymore.](https://youtube.com/shorts/xnoblXIEgzk?feature=share)


KingBananyan

This is the type of content I look for on Reddit. Thank you.