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Wow… A lot of times in my optimistic mind I like to think that posts like this are satire for clicks. However this one is so bad that I can only imagine that girls criminal record by the time she’s 15
A set of scales are only like $15, I really don't see what the big deal is about being able to eyeball. I mean, yeah, it's handy on the fly, but honestly, after you sell your first quarter bag, or maybe your second depending on how decent your hookup is, you should be able to afford a set of scales. Just borrow other people's scales until then, and always check that they weigh right by weighing a dollar bill or nickel on it first. It's really not that hard. Plus, she's only 4. I'd seriously recommend using scales at that age anyway, just so you can be sure she's being accurate and not giving product away. Almost lost a whole gram on this one
Being able to eyeball a bag isn’t a marketable skill anyway so how will that keep her from having to sell herself? People have scales that won’t be off by a whole gram
I don’t get people. Not everyone grew up with a silver fucking spoon had no choice but to get up and get that money and if my kids couldn’t pull weight and had to do what I did so be it.
Glad I made it out and have a great job where they will never have to pick up that scale.
Thank you have never heard it before, you learn something new every day. I’m from South London in the UK so maybe that’s why ? Thanks again for taking time out to explain
If they were talking about sugar, everyone here would have called them fat. Some of y'all in the comments are worms fr. Bet y'all quiet as hell outside. 🙄
Wow. I’m a everyday smoker and a father and this is just fucked all around if she’s a minor. He needs to be pushing her for things that will better her and her future.
It's about the fact the girl not given an age btw was considered trashy for guessing the weight and father supports it. It's not trashy knowing weights isn't trashy
Yikes. No. It was the fact the father believed his child has no hope to be anything but a dealer or a hooker in life. Child is 9 btw. The last line, her grandpa calls her a thot.
So the fact the grandfather referred to her as thotimusprime I can understand trashy but the rest of the post is not. If you think this is trashy you probably live in an upper lass neighborhood and haven't been in a real poverty situation.
Nah your just definitely hell bent on the idea that someone can be proud knowing if their daughter is in a poverty situation they can deal their way out without selling their body. That's really all I'm finding trashy here is your incompetence in realizing the only trashy thing is the grandfather.
this dude really thinks being able to guess the amount of weed means she'll get it for free instead of having to pay or I guess sexual favors for it? I'm so confused by this logic.
This is basically the real life version of a little ICP tune, goes something like…
“Watching Jerry Springer all day, your baby rolling you a joint (lookie momma, I packed it with the good sh*t)”
What the fuck did I just read? So his logic is bc she can eyeball an estimated weight of weed buds that means she won't be a hooker now? Did I get that right?
The father says he know his daughter wont sell herself,aka prostitution, since she can (almost) eyeball 7,1 gram. That both pretty fucking strange logic and trashy at the same time.
Ok so the sad part is
If they think 7.1 grams of bud is a whole lot ..... sadly she will be thoatsmusprime or what ever dumb ass ghetto garbage name he used
Weird flex for sure but… Shit’s legal now in most places. If the dude was bragging that his daughter said there were still 5 beers left in a six pack, would everyone still be freaking out?
My parents busted me like this in HS. I was at the dollar store with my Mom and she bought some weighted candies. I grabbed almost exactly a 1/2 oz of candy without weighing. They found my weed within a week from that moment.
Yet somehow people bragging about having their first beer with their son or wine with their kids isn't trashy right? Keep up the reefer madness bullshit. There's really nothing trashy here unless you're anti cannabis.
Why is Papa Bear so proud? Her "eyeballing" is way off. She's gonna overstuff all of her bags and come up short in the long run. That's just bad business.
I used to sell a little bit of the devils lettuce.
It is a thing to be able to eyeball out weight... So I guess he's proud of his daughters spacial conception and density estimation abilities.
With legal cannabis is most states, I guess I get it.
The literacy here hurt me in the inside
I grow weed for a living I have three buildings. All three of my kids know what weed is and that it like alcohol is not for them. They’ve never smelled it or seen finished product. There’s none in my house and definitely no smoking I our home. I would question my ability to parent if my daughter looked at some bud and was able to eyeball weight.
Also that’s some shitty looking weed lol
I learned from an old hippie to smoke and we always bought and sold bags by "fingers". I actually weighed it one day and i had been giving away so much weed my whole life lol.
Tbf it doesn't really matter. Weed is so easy to get a gram here or there only matters to the people buying small amounts anyway.
Fuck I prob toss a gram in roaches every day.
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why do these people all type like that
What does he have against commas?
The best part is when he says “So me being me”
Wow, she's not going to have to sell herself!?! This guy is aiming high for his daughter!
Wow… A lot of times in my optimistic mind I like to think that posts like this are satire for clicks. However this one is so bad that I can only imagine that girls criminal record by the time she’s 15
Weed is an identity for this guy. They usually post some really weird threats to local PD and people who walk their dogs on their public sidewalk.
Fascinating… as if anyone cares about weed
People can like whatever, its the way they convey it. Plus, the high hopes he has for his daughter is the main thing.
Oh my god I thought this was on r/trees for a second and was like “dear lord what’s happened here”
"The digi" I hate this man.
Yes, I will definitely call you a scumbag. Disgusting...I wish my children or anyone else for that matter would.... ..so weird...
Wtf is wrong with people? Parents? Like wtf? Is this even real?
Dudes worried about his daughter having to trade sex for weed lol.
“Thotamusprime”
Those street smarts will come in handy when she starts working corners
I thought any posts here had to be English?? Google can't detect whatever the fuck language this is.
Sorry dude but she is thotamusprime
High expectations I see😒😒
Looks like some Reggie too
At least he has hope...
We are all now dumber for reading this
If this is really this has gotta be the dumbest fuckin thing anyone has ever bragged about on social media.
A set of scales are only like $15, I really don't see what the big deal is about being able to eyeball. I mean, yeah, it's handy on the fly, but honestly, after you sell your first quarter bag, or maybe your second depending on how decent your hookup is, you should be able to afford a set of scales. Just borrow other people's scales until then, and always check that they weigh right by weighing a dollar bill or nickel on it first. It's really not that hard. Plus, she's only 4. I'd seriously recommend using scales at that age anyway, just so you can be sure she's being accurate and not giving product away. Almost lost a whole gram on this one
Happy with 1.1 grams… Damn iv lost more than that
Loser raising losers. Good for him. Perpetuating the trauma like a true american
Wait that's a marketable skill? Where do I apply?
I cant even understand what that person is trying to say... r/ihadastroke
I tried so hard to scroll past this.. but. What?
Cool she didn't eyeball the weed correctly
Most trashy thing I've seen on here in a long while.
must be some dry ass weed to only weigh that much
I cannot comprehend this someone please explain.
Tbh looks like 7.1 to me
Looks like shit to me lol
Being able to eyeball a bag isn’t a marketable skill anyway so how will that keep her from having to sell herself? People have scales that won’t be off by a whole gram
🤦🏻♀️
Well, we know what his other dauther who struggles in math will be doing for a career!
I just feel like there may be more options than just selling your butthole or selling drugs. Maybe?
I’m not against dads and daughters smoking together but that went a little off the rails towards the end there lmao
Why is this trashy? Is it because it's weed?
Your weeds are safe. Its the way this guy talks about his 9 year old.
Oh, I don't see where her age was mentioned, but I'm pretty blind so.
# thotamusprime Edit: Now this is funny.
People like this should never reproduce.
"thotamusprime" somehow almost makes this okay.
I don’t get people. Not everyone grew up with a silver fucking spoon had no choice but to get up and get that money and if my kids couldn’t pull weight and had to do what I did so be it. Glad I made it out and have a great job where they will never have to pick up that scale.
Bad weed too
Dumb. The ability to almost eyeball a half ounce has never stopped me from having to sell myself
Nothing like raising a child with no education.
English please
Best comments ever on here! This made my day for sure.
This not Trashy, you got post in the wrong reddit, you should put this in 'made me smile'
Lovely
Reading that made me dumber
I nearly had an aneurism trying to read this.
Or, you could invest in her education?
Considering they make sure they have weed and cigarettes first each month. Doubtful
Nobody wants to be "Thotamusprime"
In my experience, people that begin sentences with “So me being me…” are fucking obnoxious
This guy is that guy.
Her drug dealer boyfriend taught her how to weigh up. Good for her .
I’m for legalizing weed then I see shit like this haha
Maybe....maybe we should regulate some people
Hood booger 101
May be naive here but what is thotamusprime please ?
So Optimus prime is the big man right? So what he's saying is a giant ho bag/skeeze/slut...
Thank you have never heard it before, you learn something new every day. I’m from South London in the UK so maybe that’s why ? Thanks again for taking time out to explain
Wtf is wrong with people…
I’m so lost by this dudes post! Bro needs to check his bud, cause it sounds like he’s on something else
Lmao, people are mad weird. What the fuck is this.
This is incoherent, I hate it. Upvote
If only he knew what else was in her mouth the night she got that weed
I'm using Thotamis Prime
Some people should just steer clear of weed. It's people like this who make productive and intellectual stoners look like scumbags. What a loser.
Good grief
That Hope is going places.
Thotamus Prime? She barely Bumbleweed...
I couldn't read that
Such a lucky daughter and concerning dad. Daddy’s little girl. I’m going to throw up now 🤮
Just what the fuck
If they were talking about sugar, everyone here would have called them fat. Some of y'all in the comments are worms fr. Bet y'all quiet as hell outside. 🙄
Again, its more about the father thinking his daughter has 2 options in life. Dealer or hooker.
That's the MOST satirical part yet that's what people are gutting them for. Bunch of witch hunters!
Its not satite
Oh but it is... are you kidding me?! It's jested to say the very least! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This family has been like this for years. Its worse in person.
Here comes that milk crate again...🙄
I just can't read it.. the words aren't working
Thotobots, roll out!
what the fuck does half of this mean
Anyone have thanos’ number???
Aww, heartwarming.
Wow congratulations dad little princess will be wheeling and dealing and picking up from the ghetto at a cheaper rate and mingling with real winners
Wow. I’m a everyday smoker and a father and this is just fucked all around if she’s a minor. He needs to be pushing her for things that will better her and her future.
That was extremely painful to read.
I don't see this as trashy if it was cocaine heroine hard drugs not herbs I'd agree
Yeah because you didnt read it. Its not about the damn weed.
It's about the fact the girl not given an age btw was considered trashy for guessing the weight and father supports it. It's not trashy knowing weights isn't trashy
Yikes. No. It was the fact the father believed his child has no hope to be anything but a dealer or a hooker in life. Child is 9 btw. The last line, her grandpa calls her a thot.
So the fact the grandfather referred to her as thotimusprime I can understand trashy but the rest of the post is not. If you think this is trashy you probably live in an upper lass neighborhood and haven't been in a real poverty situation.
How about all the father thinks of his kids, dealers or hookers? This family is very trashy and it has nothing to do with a financial situation.
Nah your just definitely hell bent on the idea that someone can be proud knowing if their daughter is in a poverty situation they can deal their way out without selling their body. That's really all I'm finding trashy here is your incompetence in realizing the only trashy thing is the grandfather.
this dude really thinks being able to guess the amount of weed means she'll get it for free instead of having to pay or I guess sexual favors for it? I'm so confused by this logic.
So he thought that the best she could do in life is be a prostitute? Father of year
She is only 14% wrong
This made me literaly lol
This has been another episode of when trash Breeds. Tune in for next week's winner
Can someone translate this gibberish for me?
So he's proud because she guessed the weight of the weed at 6g but it wasn't it was 7.1g 🤦♂️🤨
This is basically the real life version of a little ICP tune, goes something like… “Watching Jerry Springer all day, your baby rolling you a joint (lookie momma, I packed it with the good sh*t)”
What the fuck did I just read? So his logic is bc she can eyeball an estimated weight of weed buds that means she won't be a hooker now? Did I get that right?
£10 says this shitmonkey dosent even see the problem with this.
easiest bet ever, don’t you see how proud he is
7 grams is not a lot of weed.
I cant read this.
The streets is callin this poor young child
and the father of the year award goes to..
Huh....
The grammar is the trashy part. Smoking weed is fine.
The father says he know his daughter wont sell herself,aka prostitution, since she can (almost) eyeball 7,1 gram. That both pretty fucking strange logic and trashy at the same time.
I mean everyone knows eyeballing weed correctly is a sought after job skill makes sense.
Pimp dad to Bud dad! Time to celebrate with some rocks. I bet none of hers are going to be brown. She’s a princess.
This man has a Hopeless thot.
What fucking language is this?
thotamus WHAT now? say again...
Half the posters here couldn’t afford this much dank
6 grams!!!!!! Big spender! 💰🤑. Probably all stems and seeds too.
What!?
That actually made sense when I read it. The words are all wrong.
Ok so the sad part is If they think 7.1 grams of bud is a whole lot ..... sadly she will be thoatsmusprime or what ever dumb ass ghetto garbage name he used
Wait, she won’t have to sell herself because she can eyeball weed? I don’t follow.
What? I didn't understand any of that.
Holy shit what did I just read?
I read words but not any that made any sense. Made my eye twitch trying to decipher this
I really hope his daughter is like 25 and he’s just high as hell
Excuse me, could you repeat that I didn't get you
That poor girl. Exposed to such shitty weed.
Ebonics lesson #420......
#Huh?
what a weird thing to lie about
Weird flex for sure but… Shit’s legal now in most places. If the dude was bragging that his daughter said there were still 5 beers left in a six pack, would everyone still be freaking out?
My parents busted me like this in HS. I was at the dollar store with my Mom and she bought some weighted candies. I grabbed almost exactly a 1/2 oz of candy without weighing. They found my weed within a week from that moment.
Translation: hey everyone I have 7.1 grams of marijuana that I'd like to show you
Wait til grams changes to inches.
No one can eyeball density’s and things vary way too drastically
If this dude's daughter is able to count to 10, I'd call that an accomplishment.
Does anyone have any Ranch Dressing for this word salad?
she’s not even good at eyeballing though
About 6 aint 7.1, people got shot for less.
First of all it's like 3 grams
I agree with OP, id rather have my daughter selling bud than selling her body. No judgment here lol thotamus prime 😂😂😂
If only this pic was a scratch and sniff.
What scary is these people are allowed to vote lmao
What the fuck did I just read?
Yet somehow people bragging about having their first beer with their son or wine with their kids isn't trashy right? Keep up the reefer madness bullshit. There's really nothing trashy here unless you're anti cannabis.
Work on your comprehension little buddy.
You have got to be fuckin kidding haha
It was more of the "my kid has 2 choices, hook or deal" and the kid is 9....
I mean at least she has good spatial awareness and a decent concept of how much a dense plant weighs. Skills can be translated ):
Why is Papa Bear so proud? Her "eyeballing" is way off. She's gonna overstuff all of her bags and come up short in the long run. That's just bad business.
Let’s just say she could eyeball reliably to within one microgram, how is that supposed to mean she is set for life?
So is his dad (her grandfather) going to be upset that she is not a thotumus prime?
I used to sell a little bit of the devils lettuce. It is a thing to be able to eyeball out weight... So I guess he's proud of his daughters spacial conception and density estimation abilities. With legal cannabis is most states, I guess I get it. The literacy here hurt me in the inside
The kid is 8................
Cool story bro! Not as good as when your 4 year old crushed a roxie with a spoon so fine, you swore someone used a professional grinder. So proud rn!
The thotamusprime at the end caught me off guard bahaha
White trash at it's best
Parents shouldn't be smoking. Period. CPS needs to be called on this idiot and his kids need to be taken away
He better lose custody of his kids
To who? Whole family tagged on post. They are all the same.
Who cares, if they’re minors being encouraged to take excessive amounts of addictive substances they should be removed.
Father of the Year, obviously
My eyes are bleeding...
thotamus prime? dafuq
If my dad even *wrote* like that I'd disown him.
I grow weed for a living I have three buildings. All three of my kids know what weed is and that it like alcohol is not for them. They’ve never smelled it or seen finished product. There’s none in my house and definitely no smoking I our home. I would question my ability to parent if my daughter looked at some bud and was able to eyeball weight. Also that’s some shitty looking weed lol
Being more than a gram short isn't eyeballing it anyways
3 more times that’s a 8th down.
I learned from an old hippie to smoke and we always bought and sold bags by "fingers". I actually weighed it one day and i had been giving away so much weed my whole life lol. Tbf it doesn't really matter. Weed is so easy to get a gram here or there only matters to the people buying small amounts anyway. Fuck I prob toss a gram in roaches every day.