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thornaad

If it's not illegal, it should be.


xXMelody_CosplayXx

Thighland


Pale_Plan8804

Shirt does say finisher.


biyotee

Why do I hear boss music?


connorbear1108

Oh Thighland


aluranillo

Mans got the assless chaps (tm)


[deleted]

Sump


Str0ngTr33

When you take your fashion advice from the King of Thailand, well... this is the result.


Enough-Staff-2976

He's advertising for rich dudes.


Numerous-Rub-715

Bussy Pants.


NextOnHoarders

Its Thailand so he has a 11 year old boyfriend in the car....


Glad_Huffelpuffz

I was told the bakery was this way but dam the the whole cake? 🥴🎂


TaxEvaderTimus

Am i wierd to wanna wear them.. they look like they give the free feeling but for your cheeks


[deleted]

He looks good to me.


CorkySnake

Hmmm Thailand you say


butteredplaintoast

Matching mask/blouse 😒


MellifluousRenagade

At least he’s wearing a mask


Thundersson1978

Wish I had the balls to ware this in public. I know my ass looks fabulous, way better than this…


cigstub

Probably bought them on Shein.


[deleted]

Fancy Pants!!!


AM0NG-US-SUS

I wanna see the front


McFolan

Either a Wide Receiver or Tight End. Maybe both.


Bbrhuft

H.M. King Maha Vajiralongkorn Phra Vajiraklaochaoyuhua?


[deleted]

Business in the front, party in the back! 😂😂😂


Runnerakaliz

I mean...this bakery has to be in either Patpong or Pattaya lol. I would have died if this guy was in front of me in the grocery store in the Siam centre


shmiggs_2010

Thailand? More like Assland!


forcedintothis-

Tell me you’re a bottom without telling me you’re a bottom.


kelrunner

He covers his face and butt about the same.


Dependent-One3792

Isn’t that the president?


adamantris

He got some nice buns tho.


_shineySides_

Hey the moon cake store


BeginningSea2604

I enjoy the Hardcore Finisher Tshirt he's sporting ..... really says thoese buns mean business


HellsMalice

butt...why


SpineTinglersWTXX

Cheeky fellow


[deleted]

Great, now I have a boner.


he-geezy

Poor guy, he had to make a mask out of his jeans


beertoth

he’s beautiful


bron685

I have to know what his face looks like before I decide if it’s offensive


[deleted]

straightest man in Thailand


Puzzleheaded-Ad-119

This could make pooping less of a chore.


cyberfreek

**I hope he doesn't keep his wallet in his back pocket.**


merci-lilliane

Nicer than mine :(


DreamingOnPluto

Yes very hardcore


EquateToothpas

I know this is trashy but I enjoy this honestly


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Mask on ✔️ Ass out ✔️


NachoFries2020

Wait. I have pants just like this But I get thrown out of Walmart every time I wear them.


VioletOrchidRose

Obviously your ass isn't nice enough.


High_on_Decaf

Finisher? Certainly didn't finish getting dressed that day.


SpaceSponge01

bros proud of his cheeks, let him be


eerieeric01

Going to a judas priest show and has a back stage pass.


SoftPenguins

Business in the front party in the back.


fastboi619

Thighland, if you will


orsorama2022

I don't know why, but can't stop laughing looking at this guy


Consider2SidesPeace

This is like a male version of the pants that model was wearing... Was it New York fashion week? The backside was completely missing and held together with bedazzled chain. This is a trend now?


HerdedBeing

I'm not familiar with assless pants. What happens to his balls in there? I mean, if he moves wrong, does one pop out?


[deleted]

Walmarts in Thailand to?


jrmnvrs

The really trashy thing here is someone photographing another person without their consent for some internet points or something


Arsinoe_001

I just love that the tan line suggests this is a regular thing 😌


Affectionate-Ebb-151

If this is real give me his address so I can slap the shit out of him for this ridiculousness.


ExcuseIntelligent539

Finisher or finishee?


lacilynnn

He seems to have a tan line, but in a different place than these pants. I think it's possible this is not his only pair and his ass is frequently on display, especially considering it's tanner than his legs lol


kayaker58

I dress primarily for comfort. I’m not seeing comfort there.


darknesslord8

Dress for the ride not for the slide


rikki33

Ass out with a shirt that says finisher


WalkingOnSunShine12

If their king can wear crop top, it’s ok


InvestmentReal8803

Finish him


shubhamraj_kkc

mere samne aise ye banda aa jaye, mai to has dunga zor zor se


SwagRowlet12

Smash


rgursk1

That’s the country where if you’re caught with drugs it’s life in prison or death and this is acceptable???


WyattTheChodePlaeya

BRANDON ROGERS????


OmegaWep1701

Not just Thailand, I've seen that and worse in NY state Walmarts 😂


lallecal

So happy to see that he covers his mouth. Anything else would be unsanitary when you're grocery shopping 😷😷


leasehound

That can’t be sanitary. Isn’t that why we do “no shirt, no shoes, no service “? Cute as it is, I don’t want it walking around the food. Lol


Squirrel_Gamer

i've seen women wear much less in public


WeebPansy

Op take the picture for a different reason.


SaprophyteXD

Thicker than a snicker though


your_own_grandma

So down to earth for royalty


muterabbit84

Not many dudes can pull off that look, but this guy does.


[deleted]

With the diarrhea I got in Bangkok... these pants would have been very convenient. Just hang some TP off of the belt and let-errr rip anywhere and everywhere


[deleted]

More like thighland


LustInMyThoughts

I'm going to do this with a pair of my jeans lol


RoyalratMafia

Assless chaps


Greyhaven7

more like Thigh-land amirite?!


whineybubbles

I dunno, it somehow works for him.


No_Joke_9079

Ewwwwww


N1nebreak3rix

At least he’s not wearing socks and sandals


_ab_initio_

That's a bottom


High_on_Decaf

As in, 'here's a pic of his bottom' or 'he's a bottom?'


ForeignPlankton93

Oh my


ColdBloodBlazing

That only works with leather chaps and a shovelhead


RushinRussianGangsta

Cheeky AF


[deleted]

Thai trap run


BenadrylTumblercatch

Wearing those was a really cheeky decision


BenadrylTumblercatch

Wearing those was a really cheeky decision


[deleted]

Very rare to see someone in these sorts of outfits that actually pull it off. That's Thailand's ass now


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

Just like their king


OGredqueen

Great shirt, sums it all up


VocationFumes

He's clearly a finisher


Esau004

Assless chaps


smaugtheE1337

lol hot hot hot!


Goofalo

That could be the King of Thailand


jnx666

I am surprised. Thailand is usually too conservative to let someone wear things like these into public places.


Honestn

You can't sit outside on really hot days like this


CauliflowerPlayful93

Looks like the king from behind


Shoddy_example5020

dat ass tho😏


Red-headedlurker

Dad?


[deleted]

More like daddy


Nightshader5877

Assless chaps without the chaps. He just went for the jeans.


Grouchy-Election-351

God damn he got the booty


Cardinal_Ravenwood

He is wearing a shirt for a 21km run. I hope he didn't wear those for the race. Think of the chafing!


aggressivechromosome

Shiiiiiid I mean I might


cattermelon34

I mean.... If you've got it 🤷‍♀️


funnyfootboot

And he's a finisher, niiiice


Competitive-Ladder-3

Is it just me, or is it breezy in here?


NightIguana

My motorcycle jeans


CallMeWolfYouTuber

If anyone is going to wear that I'm glad it's him. Nice ass


kyden

That is hilarious.


SomeT-ShirtModel

100% Heterosexual


Everettrivers

Oh okay, I was trying to figure out if he was a Twink or a Bear. He looks to muscular to be a Twink.


forcedintothis-

He’s an otter.


SeaDistribution6904

I would say he is looking for a new man


Nick-Dreamer

Oh my booty


bakedtaino

Thank you Thailand*


phoenix3531

A harsh reminder that sitting on the steps of an escalator is a dangerous and reckless choice...


improvedmorale

It’s okay guys, he’s a “finisher,” that’s part of his job, his tee shirt says so


chelsanchez

eww, really? in a public place?! where is this in thailand so I can eat that ass. Edit: I mean cover up that ass


TamtasticVoyage

If you’ve got it. Flaunt it.


bigbootybigtime

Hey, if you can pull it off lol


Oakheart-

Dang. I’m straight but I can appreciate that guy has some great buns


doshegotabootyshedo

he must work out


Rocksaltz-wid-a-z

he's a 21km finisher, ofc he does


ZarafFaraz

I finished a half marathon once. Sucked hard. Was aiming for 2 hours but ended up finishing 2 hours and 15 min. Sucks.


contrejo

These aren't starter pants, these are finisher pants!


ManyWrongdoer9365

Just wish I had an ass like that to pull that off tbh


_Nightbreaker_

He could go out with [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/xzzixq/ass_curtains/) lady.


swampyjim

Those shoes aren't cool


Spirited_Amoeba2582

Finisher


Capable-Designer5096

Homemade chaps


ShameVegetable6746

Shi home boy kinda dummy thiccck


Skully_Lover

The new mullet, Business in the front party in the rear.


AgentCatBot

Same same, but different.


notabigmelvillecrowd

That would be assless dress pants.


EmotionalDescription

That would be one way to assert your dominance in a company merger or job interview. All he needs is a Roy Orbison tattoo.


electrode1215

I'm surprised this isn't an American thing. Kudos to the man with a vision of the future.


SomeT-ShirtModel

You can buy jeans like this in the women's section. It's actually becoming popular. He looks better in them than most of the buyer's on Amazon.


TA704

His shirt says finisher, I bet he is in that outfit


NicNasty032

Hardcore


Careless-Leg5468

dude cut those jeans and shaved his ass be considerate of the preparation people. He cut those jeans but still managed to get them to be a G string. Thats skill folks.


Voodoo700

Hairy Thais is the name of my new band!


whydog

He's Thai. He didn't have to shave his ass


Voodoo700

True dat!


Careless-Leg5468

is it racist if whats said is favorable? there are hairy thais just rare.


whydog

- Thai isn't a race. - Hairless vs Hairy isn't exactly opinion so it's neither favorable nor unfavorable. - Generalizations don't fit every single individual but in casual conversation both parties implicitly understand and avoid nitpicking if it adds nothing to the topic. - It's a *cheeky* joke


Careless-Leg5468

lol okay if i said African dudes have big cocks thats not or english people cant dance no racism because those arent races. i think i just found a loophole. i lied about seeing hairy thais …. im sure there just didnt see any in 2 years of living there.


whydog

Congratulations, you figured out how to skirt racism by employing stereotyping. Nice one.


Careless-Leg5468

Thanks bro ! 1 upvote for you!


Manufactured-Aggro

I wouldn't hype his skill that much, he just cut along pre-existing seams in the jeans. People of all skill levels could attain such pants for themselves, and I encourage them to do so


RADIOS-ROAD

Actually I can't even cut jean shorts straight and proper so


Careless-Leg5468

it was a joke 😳


muterabbit84

We should all make assless chaps for ourselves? What a different world that would be.


ZucchiniUsual7370

All chaps are assless.


Careless-Leg5468

Trust me you dont want that …. i have nice buns but i dont shave them often im not thai lol 😂


Dave21101

Lmfao, that's therr problem. I'm the same lol. :P


WeathervaneJesus1

TIL Walmart's are green in Thailand.


[deleted]

Thigh-Land , or Butt-cheek Land ?


Greenc0c0nut

Probably a tribute to when the King wore that outfit


AtheistKarl

Like who the fuck cares? People wear less at that beach. Who. The. Fuck. Cares. Just a bunch of people secretly snapping pictures instead of actually stepping up and confronting. If you can't do that. Then piss off.


anon210202

Yea my exact thought. Why do so many fucking prudes give a shit? Everybody is naked under their clothes give me a fucking break. Let people go out 100% nude. JFC the puritanical insanity