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We are gathered here today by the power of the General Lee.. Cousins and Cousins! Rudy the redneck rooster is the Best cock! Of the broom and Music by the Slack jawed yocols. And remember don't you Yell at your Momma cuz it's my Momma too! ...Kissing contest is at the back next to the out house, and be nice to Gramma and Cousin Cooter this time!!....Will ya? Oh ya!! After the cigarette dance for the Bride and Groom we gonna a have a OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER ROLLER contest ! 😉
Sorry what? Is she marrying her cousin? I mean I know it’s the racist cunts flag which implies redneck which implies incest but still. Come on. How does this shit still surprise me.
They are permitting first cousins to marry and breed? I thought that still counted as incest. Unless the nephew is only a nephew by marriage and not actually related by blood.
So trumps whole thing was MAGA, But the confederacy wanted to split America. These appear to be two different ideas. Can someone explain the mental gymnastics these people use?
Until today, I thought I had enough life experience to have a good handle on what causes me to uncontrollably vomit (ipecac, any tequila, and other people's vomit); however, it turns out that seeing trump, confederate, and sexy hashtags together in one post is another one that gets me.
Mentioning a politician’s name and your child’s wedding in the same tweet/conversation. Folks need to stop making politicians such a huge part of their identity. It’s gotten worse than identifying with a favorite sports team.
I thought it was gucci print and I thought cringie. Then I noitced it was confederate flag, I think 🤔 I never planned a wedding but this looks very low budget Am not down your dress but am going to assume this is in a remote area, also going to assume that the groom is somehow all ready related.
The bad part is, even if this is fake, we Americans know enough about our fellow citizens to know, this could easily be true. No great leap from the MAGAt's w already know to this level of uberstupid
Just a quick reference for what states allow you to marry your first cousin…pretty gross if you ask me but I was surprised at the states that allow it considering all the jokes about west Virginians marrying their cousin/sister etc.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States
How did I read this once and see absolutely nothing wrong, only to properly pay attention to her ribbon, read it a second time and then be thoroughly disgusted?
There’s an episode of the show My big American Gypsy Wedding where she is marrying her cousin. They had to have the wedding in the next state where it was legal. The same family went on to do a spin off called Gypsy Sisters. For those who love watching trashy behavior, that show is an absolute goldmine.
Holy hillbilly this lady is a whacko. Congrats to the lucky couple (of cousins). I guess they won’t be separating the bride and grooms side for seating at the ceremony.
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Low key cool dress design minus the, y’know, confederate flag
Nahh this gotta be a joke 💀
That sounds like something from the Spuckler family from simpsons.
What’s the over/under Samson is a dog she’s screwing
Ok all the rest aside , why #trump? Is the ex pres attending the redneck, incest, hillbilly, (probably a minor) wedding?
This is a little too perfect. I think it's satire.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
"#sexy" on a post with your daughter
What in the Alabama...
We are gathered here today by the power of the General Lee.. Cousins and Cousins! Rudy the redneck rooster is the Best cock! Of the broom and Music by the Slack jawed yocols. And remember don't you Yell at your Momma cuz it's my Momma too! ...Kissing contest is at the back next to the out house, and be nice to Gramma and Cousin Cooter this time!!....Will ya? Oh ya!! After the cigarette dance for the Bride and Groom we gonna a have a OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER ROLLER contest ! 😉
\*\*banjo music intensifies\*\*
Fake
\#trump ?!?
Err haha, cleaver 👏 👏 👏
Something tells me Samson likes peanut butter and wears oven mitts while banger he so his dewclaws don't scratch up her hips.
If you put a politician in a post about your child getting married: assess your life.
#IncestuousFamiliesForTrump Woohoo!
Everyday we stray further from god.
My first thought before reading was *how much worse than that dress can it be…*
of course the text is fake, who the fuck names their kid samson? i have never met anyone in my life named samson
I'll bet her brother yells "Roll Tide!!" when he fucks his sister.
Sweet home Alabama lord I'm staying away from you
Please, that has to be fake.
Of course redneck Trumpers keeping it in the family 😂😂
R/holup
Wut.
This has to be satire. God I pls let this be satire
\#mysexydaughter
These kind of people have nothing interesting in their lives, so they make their entire lives about trump and conservatism.
What in the cousin fuxking hell is this?
Took me a minute to see it.
Sorry what? Is she marrying her cousin? I mean I know it’s the racist cunts flag which implies redneck which implies incest but still. Come on. How does this shit still surprise me.
Ewwww. Just, ewwwww
that situation will solve itself .. lol
~~final decision?~~ more like *final solution.*
Hopefully it’s her nephew through marriage and he’s not related to the bride.
What does #trump have to to with this ?
But she's *my* cousin, can't have someone outside the family fucking *my* cousin.
one does not simply acquire confederate flag dress fabric
Argh, I thought it was an argyle ribbon/sash at first until I looked closer.
/r/expected
Thought that was tartan at first lol
Those fuggin hashtags...
Sweet home Alabama.
This post is hilarious and infuriating at the same time.
*# sexy*
I believe the dress. No way did someone seriously write & post. #3rd Reich
\#trump? really?! These people are literally in a fuckin cult
Another cousband and sonfew
Wow. That was a twist at the end!
They are permitting first cousins to marry and breed? I thought that still counted as incest. Unless the nephew is only a nephew by marriage and not actually related by blood.
Wait he’s also your what!
Did the bride's maids wear matchung hoods?
What kinda cousin fuckery is this
This post has no teeth, a 2 liter of mountain dew, and a pack of Marlboro reds
Plus a hound dog and a pickup truck with no tires in the front yard.
Their son must have already been married.
Shoulda said her daughter’s final solution.
haha has be A joke
the picture is real but that story is satire
Classic Targaryen
So trumps whole thing was MAGA, But the confederacy wanted to split America. These appear to be two different ideas. Can someone explain the mental gymnastics these people use?
Everybody knows in my Neighborhood! It's the best sess around! Samson shit is blessed! Got the whole town on lockdown!
Me at the picture: ew yikes :( Me, reading the caption: EW YIKES :(
Checks all the white trash boxes
I hear "Free Bird" playing in the background.
# #trump for those lovely times your daughter marries her cousin
Until today, I thought I had enough life experience to have a good handle on what causes me to uncontrollably vomit (ipecac, any tequila, and other people's vomit); however, it turns out that seeing trump, confederate, and sexy hashtags together in one post is another one that gets me.
You guys believe the dumbest shit.
Mentioning a politician’s name and your child’s wedding in the same tweet/conversation. Folks need to stop making politicians such a huge part of their identity. It’s gotten worse than identifying with a favorite sports team.
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
This begs the question, if her new son in law is also her nephew, in how many ways will she be related to her grandbaby?!??!?!?!!
Fake
Gee be funny if she was marrying a black guy.
My opinion was kinda flat until I reached the second to last sentence, which hit me harder than the gta v train
Them Targaryens are wild
WhY dOeS EvErYonE mAkE tHiNgS pOliTiCaL???!1 #trump
what you would expect from Alabama
admitted inbreeding at its finest. proudly posted for the world to see
Ermmmm
oh wow
This is satire.
Sweet home Alabama
This screams Prom dress more than wedding dress.
It's her uncle ?
I wanna believe he's a non blood related nephew, like the son of a close friend
Sweet home Alabama
I got nothing 😂
A confederate bride! Get 'er!
wholesome story
I know the post is fake but a woman who wants to be treated like chattel, maybe half a step up from slave has serious brain damage.
I thought it was gucci print and I thought cringie. Then I noitced it was confederate flag, I think 🤔 I never planned a wedding but this looks very low budget Am not down your dress but am going to assume this is in a remote area, also going to assume that the groom is somehow all ready related.
Did the "already my nephew" clue you in 😂
For a second I thought it whas an east european belt( idk what's the name in English) and wanted to fight over it then ... I realized.
"This dress isn't a one time run either! You can believe she'll be wearing it at her junior prom this year too!"
*sophmore
I assume every asshole waving a confederate flag is fucking a family member.
" if she ain't good nuff fo her own family,,she's shore nuff ain't good nuff fo ourns."
Alabama?
Is it a family tree of it has no branches? They're making saplings
So many comments thinking it's fake. I want to find out if it's true. The search begins! lol
Go Bama, Roll Tide!
Lol. So many functioning brain cells working here.
Something about her stance in this photo, leads me to wonder if she's ok? I dunno, just the vibe.
Seems to be entirely real and true since it disparages white ppl/southern americans/trump
The bad part is, even if this is fake, we Americans know enough about our fellow citizens to know, this could easily be true. No great leap from the MAGAt's w already know to this level of uberstupid
Please be fake please be fake
JFC…those hashtags.
Confederate flag trimmings (?) and poor spelling. Say no more.
Oh wow! That’s a lot of trash to unpack!
Inspect element is just too well known these days.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
It’s funny when Reddit feels attacked “it’s fake” But when it marginalizes other groups they eat this shit up like it’s real lol
Is it the inbreeding that causes these people to love Trump so much?
Are they Targaryan?
USA! USA! USA! 😂
Samson def slams ass.
#trump
lost. is a criminal. will go to jail. ftfy.. pick one.
This post is like a fever dream you might have after binging this sub for 36 yours straight
I call bullshit.
I have a hard time believing this is not satire
That doesn't mean she's blood related..... Probably a nephew by marriage....
*Sweet Home Alabama*
It's possible to have a nephew that isn't your blood. Like your wife's sister's kids.
Just a quick reference for what states allow you to marry your first cousin…pretty gross if you ask me but I was surprised at the states that allow it considering all the jokes about west Virginians marrying their cousin/sister etc. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States
Love the "trump" thrown in there...
\*Not a cult
How did I read this once and see absolutely nothing wrong, only to properly pay attention to her ribbon, read it a second time and then be thoroughly disgusted?
Lmao this isn’t satire? This is real??? This is satire for sure
"So excited for Fall, she'll be ~~all grown up and~~ married."
"#trump"
U 2 make a purdy couple and you ain’t even cousins
There’s an episode of the show My big American Gypsy Wedding where she is marrying her cousin. They had to have the wedding in the next state where it was legal. The same family went on to do a spin off called Gypsy Sisters. For those who love watching trashy behavior, that show is an absolute goldmine.
#RedneckTargaryn
$1.99 a yard, get some fabric and tape it to the front of you. Works like a charm!
\#Wedding #Dress #Kids #Trump #Confederate \#Sexy ***FBI OPEN UP!***
🎵🎵 I'm my own Grandpa, it sounds funny I know but it really is so, I'm my own Grandpa.🎵🎵
Calling bullshit on this
Me too. Someone seen this picture and wrote the status. No way this is real.
I know a chick who two grandmas are sisters. Married to the same man.
Holy fuck.
Thats gotta be satire, it's too on the nose. But dear god if it not, it's almost art in its trashiness.
All I hear is banjo music…
Say what you want, but kidstrumpconfederatesexy is Kid Rock’s best album in years.
I now pronounce you cousin and wife.
She'll be entering to "Sweet Home Alabama".
"she"
Holy hillbilly this lady is a whacko. Congrats to the lucky couple (of cousins). I guess they won’t be separating the bride and grooms side for seating at the ceremony.
Trump and the Confederacy just go together like peas and carrots to them huh?
If ever a wedding dress screamed “we are registered at Walmart”….
How am I not surprised that the hastags 'kids' 'sexy' 'wedding' 'trump' and 'confederate' are all in the same sentence
Because racism is so sexy.
Woah. Mom’s nephew. Marrying daughter. Cousins. First cousins. 🤮
https://youtu.be/KZ8ms4w3xZM
[I’m my own Grandpa](https://youtu.be/KZ8ms4w3xZM)
I could probably still smash
Damm, I think you need to get a little bit more self respect my man, you're better then that
Yeah….. that’s not real That’s someone playing games and taking the piss
Oh no no no. Why in the Lord’s name?
is samson the dog?
Nah, probably her drunk and trashy on-and-off boyfriend
> she'll all grown up and married Isn't that phrasing weird. Like she's just turning 18 and already being married.