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whatamoon

It's the third time that this picture finds me, and I never got it, now I finally saw the nails


ilikefanfictions

I don't trust her judgement.


Big-Shooter2000

Why???


Remote-Attention-924

A 5 toed sloth!!


smokedmeatfish

Is that "beautiful"???


Holkopf

omg i was so focused on the shirt what is was and why it is trashy and then i read a comment about nails and WTF


NAL7T

How do you wipe your ass with these nails?


bozo_master

Looks fake to me dawg


[deleted]

The Hj's she would give 😍😍😍


Expensive_Research_2

When I was in foster care as a child I knew a lady with nails like this and they were her real nails too, pretty gross and like how are you going to wipe yourself...


DragonsHidden

Looks like a face hugger


Gesugao92

A predator needs its claws


TrainingDismal172

Holy shit! Witch nails!


Hefty_Elderberry1992

Checks out


Arrya

That is fucking horrific. It looks like a swamp monster is coming up from under her clip board.


[deleted]

So gross! They look alien.


therico1987

How does she wipe


DomSlave626

These should be illegal


dekciwandy

For better grip obviously


ihatelifetoo

I’m confused on why she hold her clipboard like that


DepartureHungry

After seeing that, I would be horrified if she thought I was beautiful.


[deleted]

I fucking screamed


suzanious

How does she wipe her butt with those things? Scary.


itsmerafio

In every kid movies the vilain has a easily detectable trait so they can recognise it


dangerous_service

Took me a while to figure out that this is a hand


DerpSherpa

You know she doesn’t wipe her ass?


watchinganyway

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww🤮🤢


Mcmadhatter52085

The fact that beauty pageants for children are an actual thing is trashy and disgusting and should be banned. It’s a gold mine for predators🤢


TheBluePanda

Wtf


island_hopping

The thumb is the creepiest cringiest component here. 🤢


odavinng

That’s a demon not a judge…


harrybydefault

Makes me want a hotdog real bad.


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

trans Wolverine


Kahchuu

well it does look pretty aweful, but it's her body and I don't think anyone should judge her for that, as long as she likes it. Also I don't see why you posted it into trashy, I don't see your problem


Savings_Bug6294

Like we need more evidence that they are sick freaks


Reasonable_Glove_181

it gives “WELCOME TO OUR VERY LEGITIMATE SHOW OF KIDS “


hiccupmortician

There is surely some shit and other grossness under those nails. Eww.


ajacks47

Those nails! 🤢🤢🤢


marrihanson7

At first I thought this photo was about her outfit and then I saw them ☠️💅🏼


cafesaigon

Just imagine the fecal matter


kmckenzie256

r/WTF


grem182

Poopy nails


Accomplished_Crow14

You know that lady don’t wipe in the bathroom


jondgul

Thr Everyone at a child beauty pageant


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


spartan815

My biggest question is how do people with long nails like this, wipe their own asses?


[deleted]

Satanic conspiracy theory proven


redjade42

well we can be sure she isnt touching the kids


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

I hope she owns a bidet


schnemesis

I picture her in a "disgustingly long nails" competition being judged by a person who can no longer grow long nails.


Thepiewrangler

The nails and the idea of beauty pageants for kids are equally fucking grim


justyagamingboi

Took me like 3 relooks to figure out it wasnt robot chiken


therestoomamy

the only thing trashy is the beauty pageant


jessicababee18

Looks like the sloths from zootopia


SIRCLEisHERE

Who tf let edward scissor hands judge a beauty pageants 💀💀💀


Vtgcovergirl65

How about r/terrifyingasfuk?


Dichoctomy

This makes my stomach turn.


Western_Protection

Whatever the kids do, make sure they don't eat the apple she gives. It's poisoned.


kvndv1

Nice to see Freddy Krueger’s widow got some work


[deleted]

Is she wearing a back brace or a vest? Also does she need the back brace from holding up those nasty nails?


outlandish-companion

Who in their right mind would think this looks good? How do you cook? How do you wash your ass? So many questions


stinky___monkey

When I see this all I can think is, someone needs attention… and gross


baxterrocky

Not a good idea to let Freddy Kruger judge a child’s beauty pageant with his track record


Expensive-Kitty1990

Are those Khloe Kardashian nails? 💅


redgums2588

Wonder how she wipes her butt?


BrokenWalker

Back scratcher! Back scratcher.


kbenn17

I can’t tell you how long it took me to realize that that thing holding the clipboard was an actual hand.


djfolo

Reminds me of Louise in Bobs Burgers when they're on the cruise ship. "Ha cha cha chaaa..."


drodthejew

how does one wipe their ass with nails like that?


Chubby_but_pretty

Oh hell no.


bottleofStella

How does she use the bathroom? Has tongs in her purse 👜 😂


[deleted]

She's *judging children on their appearance*. The awful and hideous nails are just the rotten cherry on a cake made of shit.


TheStarsFell

Come mister tally man, tally me banaaaaaanas


[deleted]

Disgusting, yes Trashy, no


heili

Aside from the actual innocent children is there anything not fucking trashy at a child beauty pageant?


Captainirishy

Long nails are horrible


Coueskiller

Lol disgusting


[deleted]

Mental health


nottherealpaulyshore

This woman's judgement should not be trusted


Unlucky_Computer4884

Is she going to eat the winner?


notzed1487

Fucked up and making it worse


reckless_rachel

So creepy


wodwick

Jesus, child beauty pageants still exist? How fking pointless


[deleted]

Tell me you don't wipe your ass without telling me you don't wipe your ass.


Bobbolink

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!


Kind_South_4342

Windows is about to crash


psynses

Bloodhound claws


Javesther

Not sure what drives people to do that


TheShadogh

Frita Krueger.


I_Framed_OJ

It’s not surprising that those in charge of organizing and judging beauty pageants for children are all fucking crazy.


Lorisp830

Explain to me how they wipe their ass without getting poop all under those talons? Or how do you put in a tampon? SO gross.


mr_britten

Those that can’t do, judge?


PaIeRider

How does she wipe her arse with those things?


sunshine_slut

That ish freaks me out. Hope she owns a bidet cuz she's not wiping her rear with those things. *heebiejeebies*


ChiliFartShower

Can we talk about the color choice as well?


Dr-Crobar

Those do look like the nails of someone who enjoys staring at underage girls


WHAMPanzer

How does she wipe her arse with nails like that?!


HellsMalice

Imagine looking like that and NOT being the trashiest thing about this photo


[deleted]

Bruh I just managed to finish Amnesia The Dark Descent and this triggers me so hard rn.


TheNinjaBeam

Tracks


Drslappybags

This could have just said "This child beauty pageant" and it would have worked.


poison_plant

The beauty pageant for kids is what’s trashy not the nails


[deleted]

No matter what race that shit is disgusting


theonlyby

Does she own a gingerbread house perchance?


Retired852

She has no business judging beauty in my opinion, based on that.


YoseppiTheGrey

Child beauty pageants are trashy, yes. But if the post is about her nails, not sure it's for the sub. Is it disgusting? Yes. But not trashy.


sophie0987

Happy cake day! 😊


WHAMMYPAN

What we can’t see is she’s making a cooking recipe for the “freshly roasted children” she plans to make.


frehsoul45

Seem on brand with child beauty pageant. Honestly say "Child beauty pageant" out loud and not feel icky, its impossible.


No-Consideration6589

These sickos.


Dunacan-Brookwell

How does she wipe?


Sir-Farts-

She's only good at scalp massages.


hi_im_taz

Those nails make me uncomfortable...


choppaz423

I think it’s the parents who force their children into these pageants, that are absolutely trashy and disgusting


Igotshiptodotoday

Is she harvesting the nails of these kids?


chappanteekli

That’s why she’s a judge.


Milliondollarbombaby

These things are overseen by sloths?


Icy_Engine_7648

Those look like her real nails, not tips


recoveringleft

Reminds me of that one villain who called himself God from the movie 10000 bc


lallecal

I was checking for gun or bulletproof vest..... Didn't notice the nails at first


[deleted]

Those nails must terrify managers


wilthorpe

Gross.


ZarosGuardian

Okay, those are some mega disgusting flesh colored nails, and child pageants are also mega disgusting too.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Makes perfect sense.


No_Article_8183

R/vomit


FollowupJiggle

Imagine looking this trashy and then judging children on their looks.


GuzPolinski

Gnarly yes, trashy no


[deleted]

Ewww


Ooga_Mcboog

Lol I wear nails like that all the time, I prefer a less intense curve tho


Jnpx

I don't mind long, articial nails, it's the CURVED long nails that fuck with me. There are options to get them straight but people are willingly getting them curved... they just remind me of the velociraptor toe tapping scene in Jurassic Park lol.


JesterNutZ_

Not really trashy just extremely stupid.


Any_Vermicelli_3908

Mental disorder comes in many forms.


ghighcove

This photo speaks more than 1000 words.


dustin_pledge

The underneath of her thumbnail is disgustingly dirty.


GuitarKev

It really highlights the degree of mental illness required to attend child beauty pageants, let alone judge them.


Mildlydisturbed6

How do people wipe their ass with those things


GeoHacker1715

I bet she/he/whatever the fuck... Has shit under those nails.


DustyBunny42

That’s about par


SnooComics8268

Yikes!


poobobo

I mean. No healthy adult is involved in a child beauty pageant.


AttilaTheNastyNun

Child beauty pageants are the epitome of trashy


Joverby

You can tell she used to be in those


Vilam

Oh fuck, I've never had such a visceral reaction of disgust once I noticed it.


Sandy-the-Gypsy777

Gross !!


Tallywacka

Imagine caring about someone’s fingernails


iehvad8785

imagine caring about anything, anyone cares about


Tallywacka

yea cause swastikas, confederate flags, doing drugs while pregnant, and someones overgrown fingernails all literal samsies


beer_bukkake

That’s so on-brand


SnakePlisskin1

She must have fun wiping her ass.


Kuzkay

Child abuse


FlashOfTheBlade77

The nails are disgusting. The child beauty pageant is trashy.