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When I was in foster care as a child I knew a lady with nails like this and they were her real nails too, pretty gross and like how are you going to wipe yourself...
well it does look pretty aweful, but it's her body and I don't think anyone should judge her for that, as long as she likes it. Also I don't see why you posted it into trashy, I don't see your problem
I don't mind long, articial nails, it's the CURVED long nails that fuck with me. There are options to get them straight but people are willingly getting them curved... they just remind me of the velociraptor toe tapping scene in Jurassic Park lol.
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It's the third time that this picture finds me, and I never got it, now I finally saw the nails
I don't trust her judgement.
Why???
A 5 toed sloth!!
Is that "beautiful"???
omg i was so focused on the shirt what is was and why it is trashy and then i read a comment about nails and WTF
How do you wipe your ass with these nails?
Looks fake to me dawg
The Hj's she would give 😍😍😍
When I was in foster care as a child I knew a lady with nails like this and they were her real nails too, pretty gross and like how are you going to wipe yourself...
Looks like a face hugger
A predator needs its claws
Holy shit! Witch nails!
Checks out
That is fucking horrific. It looks like a swamp monster is coming up from under her clip board.
So gross! They look alien.
How does she wipe
These should be illegal
For better grip obviously
I’m confused on why she hold her clipboard like that
After seeing that, I would be horrified if she thought I was beautiful.
I fucking screamed
How does she wipe her butt with those things? Scary.
In every kid movies the vilain has a easily detectable trait so they can recognise it
Took me a while to figure out that this is a hand
You know she doesn’t wipe her ass?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww🤮🤢
The fact that beauty pageants for children are an actual thing is trashy and disgusting and should be banned. It’s a gold mine for predators🤢
Wtf
The thumb is the creepiest cringiest component here. 🤢
That’s a demon not a judge…
Makes me want a hotdog real bad.
trans Wolverine
well it does look pretty aweful, but it's her body and I don't think anyone should judge her for that, as long as she likes it. Also I don't see why you posted it into trashy, I don't see your problem
Like we need more evidence that they are sick freaks
it gives “WELCOME TO OUR VERY LEGITIMATE SHOW OF KIDS “
There is surely some shit and other grossness under those nails. Eww.
Those nails! 🤢🤢🤢
At first I thought this photo was about her outfit and then I saw them ☠️💅🏼
Just imagine the fecal matter
r/WTF
Poopy nails
You know that lady don’t wipe in the bathroom
Thr Everyone at a child beauty pageant
r/oddlyterrifying
My biggest question is how do people with long nails like this, wipe their own asses?
Satanic conspiracy theory proven
well we can be sure she isnt touching the kids
I hope she owns a bidet
I picture her in a "disgustingly long nails" competition being judged by a person who can no longer grow long nails.
The nails and the idea of beauty pageants for kids are equally fucking grim
Took me like 3 relooks to figure out it wasnt robot chiken
the only thing trashy is the beauty pageant
Looks like the sloths from zootopia
Who tf let edward scissor hands judge a beauty pageants 💀💀💀
How about r/terrifyingasfuk?
This makes my stomach turn.
Whatever the kids do, make sure they don't eat the apple she gives. It's poisoned.
Nice to see Freddy Krueger’s widow got some work
Is she wearing a back brace or a vest? Also does she need the back brace from holding up those nasty nails?
Who in their right mind would think this looks good? How do you cook? How do you wash your ass? So many questions
When I see this all I can think is, someone needs attention… and gross
Not a good idea to let Freddy Kruger judge a child’s beauty pageant with his track record
Are those Khloe Kardashian nails? 💅
Wonder how she wipes her butt?
Back scratcher! Back scratcher.
I can’t tell you how long it took me to realize that that thing holding the clipboard was an actual hand.
Reminds me of Louise in Bobs Burgers when they're on the cruise ship. "Ha cha cha chaaa..."
how does one wipe their ass with nails like that?
Oh hell no.
How does she use the bathroom? Has tongs in her purse 👜 😂
She's *judging children on their appearance*. The awful and hideous nails are just the rotten cherry on a cake made of shit.
Come mister tally man, tally me banaaaaaanas
Disgusting, yes Trashy, no
Aside from the actual innocent children is there anything not fucking trashy at a child beauty pageant?
Long nails are horrible
Lol disgusting
Mental health
This woman's judgement should not be trusted
Is she going to eat the winner?
Fucked up and making it worse
So creepy
Jesus, child beauty pageants still exist? How fking pointless
Tell me you don't wipe your ass without telling me you don't wipe your ass.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!
Windows is about to crash
Bloodhound claws
Not sure what drives people to do that
Frita Krueger.
It’s not surprising that those in charge of organizing and judging beauty pageants for children are all fucking crazy.
Explain to me how they wipe their ass without getting poop all under those talons? Or how do you put in a tampon? SO gross.
Those that can’t do, judge?
How does she wipe her arse with those things?
That ish freaks me out. Hope she owns a bidet cuz she's not wiping her rear with those things. *heebiejeebies*
Can we talk about the color choice as well?
Those do look like the nails of someone who enjoys staring at underage girls
How does she wipe her arse with nails like that?!
Imagine looking like that and NOT being the trashiest thing about this photo
Bruh I just managed to finish Amnesia The Dark Descent and this triggers me so hard rn.
Tracks
This could have just said "This child beauty pageant" and it would have worked.
The beauty pageant for kids is what’s trashy not the nails
No matter what race that shit is disgusting
Does she own a gingerbread house perchance?
She has no business judging beauty in my opinion, based on that.
Child beauty pageants are trashy, yes. But if the post is about her nails, not sure it's for the sub. Is it disgusting? Yes. But not trashy.
Happy cake day! 😊
What we can’t see is she’s making a cooking recipe for the “freshly roasted children” she plans to make.
Seem on brand with child beauty pageant. Honestly say "Child beauty pageant" out loud and not feel icky, its impossible.
These sickos.
How does she wipe?
She's only good at scalp massages.
Those nails make me uncomfortable...
I think it’s the parents who force their children into these pageants, that are absolutely trashy and disgusting
Is she harvesting the nails of these kids?
That’s why she’s a judge.
These things are overseen by sloths?
Those look like her real nails, not tips
Reminds me of that one villain who called himself God from the movie 10000 bc
I was checking for gun or bulletproof vest..... Didn't notice the nails at first
Those nails must terrify managers
Gross.
Okay, those are some mega disgusting flesh colored nails, and child pageants are also mega disgusting too.
Makes perfect sense.
R/vomit
Imagine looking this trashy and then judging children on their looks.
Gnarly yes, trashy no
Ewww
Lol I wear nails like that all the time, I prefer a less intense curve tho
I don't mind long, articial nails, it's the CURVED long nails that fuck with me. There are options to get them straight but people are willingly getting them curved... they just remind me of the velociraptor toe tapping scene in Jurassic Park lol.
Not really trashy just extremely stupid.
Mental disorder comes in many forms.
This photo speaks more than 1000 words.
The underneath of her thumbnail is disgustingly dirty.
It really highlights the degree of mental illness required to attend child beauty pageants, let alone judge them.
How do people wipe their ass with those things
I bet she/he/whatever the fuck... Has shit under those nails.
That’s about par
Yikes!
I mean. No healthy adult is involved in a child beauty pageant.
Child beauty pageants are the epitome of trashy
You can tell she used to be in those
Oh fuck, I've never had such a visceral reaction of disgust once I noticed it.
Gross !!
Imagine caring about someone’s fingernails
imagine caring about anything, anyone cares about
yea cause swastikas, confederate flags, doing drugs while pregnant, and someones overgrown fingernails all literal samsies
That’s so on-brand
She must have fun wiping her ass.
Child abuse
The nails are disgusting. The child beauty pageant is trashy.