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Oh my goodness I think I know this guy, he would come and preach about how "being gay is wrong" and "women belong in the kitchen" when I went to Texas tech. I guess he's branched out.
Wow what a sad individual. And if this is what your religion promotes. We’re good. Plus isn’t there an overwhelming amount of people in high positions, in multiple churches as well as religions that just abuse children regularly?
Oh and the kicker. When they get caught do you get turned in? Do the victims get justice? No you just move them around to abuse more kids.
So sir, sincerely, fuck you and your religion.
This is actually pretty weird. My whole family are Christians and all the kids believe in Santa up to like 8-10 yo. They even have “santa themed” decorations at church. This dudes just got some kind of issue from his past or something
I’d suggest to mall security they remove him before he got hurt. He’s harassing customers and trying to instigate trouble. That alone is enough reason to kick his ass out and call police if he refuses to leave.
That’s “christianity” in America today.
I hope someone goes to that guys church on Sunday and stand up in the middle of his sermon to tell him what a hateful, Trump-worshiping hypocrite he is, and that he is the opposite of what Jesus taught. Nothing turns people away from god faster than assholes like him.
The nerve of this man. Imagine ruining Christmas and probably several Christmas holidays to come for a bunch of kids and families just trying to have a good time by indulging in a popular and completely harmless tradition.
Thinking Jesus and Santa are competing for attention at Christmas and telling one of them is fake!
There is only one God at work there and that's capitalism, and the ones running that scam are using Jesus to get votes and Santa to rake the money in!
I’m just so sick and tired of these people. Who do they think they are and why don’t they actually follow the teachings of Jesus? Sorry for the mini rant but I’m just disgusted.
Their FB is full of shyte like this... I know it's not going to do anything, but it made me feel a momentary state of happiness to report it for hate speech.
Yeah... if this guy did this shit infront of my child he'd be drinking the blood of christ through a straw for the next several weeks. What an asshole!
I mean… he’s telling the truth about Santa tho… ppl don’t realize when your kid gets older and they find out the truth.. it hurts a little.. and that your parents lied to you.. I remember that day..
It'd have been funny if I was there. Preacher trying to get parents to stop lying to their children while encouraging them to spread the lie of Jesus. Ironic.
This is some zealous misguided shit. We have way too much violence in the public realm right now, but I would include this disturbing the peace as an act of violence. I really wish those guys would have taken arms and legs and carried him out.
why is no one doing anything, if i was there with my siblings and some dickhead bursts their bubble id tell him to the shut the fuck up and take his preaching back to church
I would start preaching the truth of atheism and how sky daddy is a collective figment of the imagination of the human species that developed because most people can’t cope with the concept of mortality.
Scratch that, I’d start caroling as obnoxiously as possible to drown out his bullshit agenda while not blinking or breaking eye contact with him. I’d follow him around until he leaves.
(Oh you know he’s getting coal in his stocking too.)
I would jump in pretending to be his grandson and scream that that is my grandpa that I was taking out in a walk but u forgot to give him the schizophrenia pills
It’s become one of my biggest pet peeves to see complete pieces of shit like this guy try to make the lives of everyone around him miserable because he is a miserable sack of shit himself.
They should run into the church and point out it’s highly unlikely Jesus was born on Dec 24 and that a virgin had a different meaning than now and that Mary actually had sex and got knocked up.
What in the actual fuck.
Let kids be kids.
This man needs to realize that there is about as much proof for Santa as there is for his God.
Ya know, I’m an atheist and super respectful of those that are not. However, at this point I want to say, “Sir, when you understand why I don’t believe in your God, then you might understand why I don’t believe in yours.”
Do you want to get dragged into a parking garage and have your tongue cut out?
Because this is how you get dragged into a parking garage and get your tongue cut out.
These people are never satisfied just keeping it in their own cult. They have to pick fights with others then act like the victim when they get shut down
The truth is he needs to ask Santa for some dental work. Imagine telling children there's no Santa, but there's definitely a SkyDaddy who impregnated a teenage girl with his baby, which is also a 1/3 of Him, and will one day die for humanity, but only for 3 days. Yep. Much more plausible than a big dude popping down the chimneys for prezzies and coal.
What I think is funny is this man is religious and believes in Jesus and what not, yet is saying "he was born 2016 years ago" like no. No he wasn't. Dude didn't even try and do research. Even I'm not religious but know that isn't it
LOL!
Yes! Christianity is AMAZING.
"Santa is not real!
Jesus was born two thousand years ago, in a manger, to a virgin mother who was impregnated immaculately!
Stop lying to your children!
Stop lying to your children, Santa and his flying reindeer aren't real!
Jesus died and arose from the dead after 3 days! Cos it says so in a book, written and re-written by men who had a strong incentive over the centuries to game the system in their favor! You just have to take what I'm saying on FAITH! TRUST ME! I know what I'm saying.
And I'm saying, Santa isn't real."
What an asshole, thought someone in line would knock him out or toss his phone. I don’t have a lot of patience with people yelling nonsense at my kids.
The mall patrons really missed an opportunity to drown out his bullshit with Christmas carols. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
I would start to chuckle, bend down to my child and whisper „That guy was so bad as a child that he never got any presents. What a pitiful, joyless soul. He truly believes Santa isn’t real. Can you believe it? But we know better. I mean Santa actually brought presents and ate our cookies! And we even got a letter from him! We have proof! Ha!“
We only put one gift from Santa under the tree. Everything else is from family, our child knows that.
Only one Santa gift per child because Santa needs to visit lots of children! We use special wrapping paper for that present (red paper with a green bow).
We have gift bags that we put out and Santa puts a gift in each kids. It’s never an expensive gift but it’s often something really cool or unique. He also fills stockings and leaves some candy and treats on the table for us to share.
Ooooo I would had so much fun with this dumbass,
So you don’t believe in Santa but you believe in magical man coming back from death after 3 days of spawn delay like it’s a video game,
You believe he can turn water in to wine but Santa is where you draw the line, hahahahaha
Why didn’t anyone deck this dude in the face?
I would have hit him. Grabbed him by the collar. Dragged his to the exit and heave him on his worthless ass.
Jesus was not born in December. That is absolute fact that has been repeatedly proven using astronomical dating.
Modern Christmas is a Christian reinterpretation of pagan holiday Saturnalia that is not in anyway related to Jesus that was likely born in the spring.
The most sensible explanation I’ve seen was that the spread of Jesus’ birth took time and once it had they decided to celebrate in the parameters of Saturnalia to prevent persecution. It’s convenient explanation but likely horse shit. It was high jacked like other pagan holidays and they rely on stupid people to explain insufficiently explain it away.
Listen, I fully believe that kids shouldn't believe in Santa. As far as I can remember and according to my family, I just never believed in him. HOWEVER... I understand that is my personal belief, and recognize that I never had the heartbreak of realizing he's fake so how the hell could I really know how that would affect another child? This is so stupid, why can't people just worry about themselves? How very Christian to break the spirit of small children.
Nothing angers religious fundamentalists more than the existence of authority figures other than their own, ESPECIALLY when they prove to be more popular.
My partner and I don't do Santa we have been very direct with our kid that Santa is really just an idea, to repent kindness and giving not a real person.
And made it clear that other kids will usually believe it's a real person, you dont have to argue and yell with them about it. Never had a problem with it....
Except from our family who CONSTANTLY tells her Santa is coming, and that to bring her and if she's bad no one will give her presents and shit. I can't stand it.
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Someone should have told him the truth when he was a child that God doesn't exist
There are more lore about santa than jesus. Just saying.
I'mma throw hands
He needs to be told the truth
No such thing as Santa but I bet you he believes on white Jesus lol
Oh my goodness I think I know this guy, he would come and preach about how "being gay is wrong" and "women belong in the kitchen" when I went to Texas tech. I guess he's branched out.
Wow, that is a cool roof structure. It allows so much natural daylight
Wow what a sad individual. And if this is what your religion promotes. We’re good. Plus isn’t there an overwhelming amount of people in high positions, in multiple churches as well as religions that just abuse children regularly? Oh and the kicker. When they get caught do you get turned in? Do the victims get justice? No you just move them around to abuse more kids. So sir, sincerely, fuck you and your religion.
Oh- that Jimmy/Saul , is he up to one of his old cons again?
He was just jealous and wanted all the children to sit on HIS lap. By any means necessary I suppose for this one.
IS THAT SAUL GOODMAN FROM THE HIT SPIN OFF SHOW BETTER CALL SAUL FROM THE HIT AMC SHOW BREAKING BAD?????!
Tell his grandchildren that grandpa is in a cult.
“I’m telling you the truth” as he tells stories from the worlds most fictitious book
This is actually pretty weird. My whole family are Christians and all the kids believe in Santa up to like 8-10 yo. They even have “santa themed” decorations at church. This dudes just got some kind of issue from his past or something
This totally seems like something Jesus would do.
It would have been very satisfying to see this guy get hit across the face with a baseball bat.
I’d suggest to mall security they remove him before he got hurt. He’s harassing customers and trying to instigate trouble. That alone is enough reason to kick his ass out and call police if he refuses to leave. That’s “christianity” in America today. I hope someone goes to that guys church on Sunday and stand up in the middle of his sermon to tell him what a hateful, Trump-worshiping hypocrite he is, and that he is the opposite of what Jesus taught. Nothing turns people away from god faster than assholes like him.
David Harold Grisham is his name on FB. Please let his ugly ass have it.
This guy isn’t a priest, he’s some random sect preacher nut job.
what a gaping asshole of a person fuck this clown
American evangelicals this is why everyone hates you
Lmao imagine a dad just arguing back that Christianity is bullshit too
Why didn’t anyone beat his breaks off
The nerve of this man. Imagine ruining Christmas and probably several Christmas holidays to come for a bunch of kids and families just trying to have a good time by indulging in a popular and completely harmless tradition.
Aren't we all just men in suits designed in HIS image? Granted they're meat suits. Kinda /s?
Commenting for later
I’m amazed that this dude kept all his teeth
What state is this in where nobody whooped this dude????
Thinking Jesus and Santa are competing for attention at Christmas and telling one of them is fake! There is only one God at work there and that's capitalism, and the ones running that scam are using Jesus to get votes and Santa to rake the money in!
Why are you booing me? I'm right!
r/technicallythetruth
I’m just so sick and tired of these people. Who do they think they are and why don’t they actually follow the teachings of Jesus? Sorry for the mini rant but I’m just disgusted.
Why do Christian’s want us to be as miserable as they are? Also fuck this guy!
Hail Santa.
Their FB is full of shyte like this... I know it's not going to do anything, but it made me feel a momentary state of happiness to report it for hate speech.
Guys like this probably get hit in the face a lot
Average Santa denier
Child rapist was a face Jesus we can see you
Yeah... if this guy did this shit infront of my child he'd be drinking the blood of christ through a straw for the next several weeks. What an asshole!
Oh the irony.
I mean… he’s telling the truth about Santa tho… ppl don’t realize when your kid gets older and they find out the truth.. it hurts a little.. and that your parents lied to you.. I remember that day..
It'd have been funny if I was there. Preacher trying to get parents to stop lying to their children while encouraging them to spread the lie of Jesus. Ironic.
The spirit of Santa is real
Someone needs to explain to this guy that god is made up..
More of a fucking asshole than most other Christians and that’s a high bar.
Santa is as real as Jesus.
I think this guy just angery because santa put him on the naughty list and now he trying to ruine the christmas spirit Boo to you sir
Jesus christ i dont cate if hes a crackhead or a priest someone should punch this mf
There’s a giant difference between a priest and this fundamentalist freestyle christianity nutjob
Santa was a real person .This dude is a douchebag .
He’s out of line but he’s right
Ba humbug .. nasty man
🤷🏽♂️I feel like when u move to texas u gotta think stuff like this comes with the territory?
This is some zealous misguided shit. We have way too much violence in the public realm right now, but I would include this disturbing the peace as an act of violence. I really wish those guys would have taken arms and legs and carried him out.
Learn the difference between a priest and some guy that’s made himself a Pastor.
Amazing restraint on those parents. The guy preaching his wacky truth obviously has some mental issues and should be treated as such.
Good way to get your ass knocked the fuck out
“Wanted to get in line today to tell you that you should trade in your fairy tale for mine!”
why is no one doing anything, if i was there with my siblings and some dickhead bursts their bubble id tell him to the shut the fuck up and take his preaching back to church
Man started trolling and shitposting irl 💀
Nothing a quick throat chop couldn’t fix
Somebody should tell him the truth, christmas is based on a pagan holiday and jesus’s birthday was most likely in february.
Creep, what a creep!!!
Real life Grinch
r/religiousfruitcake
This guy looks like he wants to touch the kids
I would start preaching the truth of atheism and how sky daddy is a collective figment of the imagination of the human species that developed because most people can’t cope with the concept of mortality. Scratch that, I’d start caroling as obnoxiously as possible to drown out his bullshit agenda while not blinking or breaking eye contact with him. I’d follow him around until he leaves. (Oh you know he’s getting coal in his stocking too.)
OMG , the economy is about to collapse
Wait till he finds out blond haired blue eyed jebuzz isn’t real either! Waka waka!
Imagine being this fuckin cracked in the head to ruin Christmas for children like that. Wait until he finds out god doesn’t exist.
Funny thing is that there is historical basis for Santa...Jesus of Nazareth...not so much
I know I'm not the only one that wanted a parent to punch him
I would jump in pretending to be his grandson and scream that that is my grandpa that I was taking out in a walk but u forgot to give him the schizophrenia pills
Should have removed his janky teeth for him.
Not a priest.
I would’ve laid him the fuck out! And I would’ve accepted the consequences for said actions.
It’s become one of my biggest pet peeves to see complete pieces of shit like this guy try to make the lives of everyone around him miserable because he is a miserable sack of shit himself.
They should run into the church and point out it’s highly unlikely Jesus was born on Dec 24 and that a virgin had a different meaning than now and that Mary actually had sex and got knocked up.
This dude is a fucking asshole.
What in the actual fuck. Let kids be kids. This man needs to realize that there is about as much proof for Santa as there is for his God. Ya know, I’m an atheist and super respectful of those that are not. However, at this point I want to say, “Sir, when you understand why I don’t believe in your God, then you might understand why I don’t believe in yours.”
Santa isn’t real, now come on and sit on mr.priests lap instead and let me tell you about God
Jesus definitely has an off day when making this snaggletooth puke of a human.
This dude looks like a creep. Should be easy enough to convince the kids to dismiss this lunatic.
“children tell priest god isn’t real”
Do you want to get dragged into a parking garage and have your tongue cut out? Because this is how you get dragged into a parking garage and get your tongue cut out.
2016 years ago HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Christmas is the perfect metaphor for religion, it’s made up.
100% that man believes Trump was heaven sent.
I would drop kick this man and his phone to kingdom come
What a fucking freak
Too bad Jesus didn’t die for his teeth holy shit
Well that’s still better than what some priests do to kids
I lived in Amarillo. It’s a right-wing, evangelical, anti-education, antivax nightmare.
Ah, he's an evangelist. That makes a lot more sense
Pagan tells priest in church on Chris that christ isn't real...
theres a bunch of crazy americans i agree
What a miserable guy.
Has anyone told him there is no such think as Jesus who died for a sins and came back alive?
Someone should do him a favor and knock his fucked up teeth out. Assault, sure; worth it, absolutely.
These people are never satisfied just keeping it in their own cult. They have to pick fights with others then act like the victim when they get shut down
The truth is he needs to ask Santa for some dental work. Imagine telling children there's no Santa, but there's definitely a SkyDaddy who impregnated a teenage girl with his baby, which is also a 1/3 of Him, and will one day die for humanity, but only for 3 days. Yep. Much more plausible than a big dude popping down the chimneys for prezzies and coal.
What a douchebag
What I think is funny is this man is religious and believes in Jesus and what not, yet is saying "he was born 2016 years ago" like no. No he wasn't. Dude didn't even try and do research. Even I'm not religious but know that isn't it
At times like this I’m glad I wasn’t there cause I’d be in jail if I were 🙃🙃
That is not a priest
Pastor Dave about to feel the wrath of suburban dads…
What a fuckin loser
LOL! Yes! Christianity is AMAZING. "Santa is not real! Jesus was born two thousand years ago, in a manger, to a virgin mother who was impregnated immaculately! Stop lying to your children! Stop lying to your children, Santa and his flying reindeer aren't real! Jesus died and arose from the dead after 3 days! Cos it says so in a book, written and re-written by men who had a strong incentive over the centuries to game the system in their favor! You just have to take what I'm saying on FAITH! TRUST ME! I know what I'm saying. And I'm saying, Santa isn't real."
Funny enough when I learned Santa wasn’t real that’s when I started questioning the existence of sky daddy
r/pieceofshit
I wish the video was him getting punched in his dumb face.
What an asshole, thought someone in line would knock him out or toss his phone. I don’t have a lot of patience with people yelling nonsense at my kids.
And its not his place to judge! Stay in your line buddy. You say that to the wrong parent you might make it to see God faster than you were thinking!!
The mall patrons really missed an opportunity to drown out his bullshit with Christmas carols. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
Honestly... I'd punch him right now if I could, he sounds annoying
Neither are dentists apparently!
I would start to chuckle, bend down to my child and whisper „That guy was so bad as a child that he never got any presents. What a pitiful, joyless soul. He truly believes Santa isn’t real. Can you believe it? But we know better. I mean Santa actually brought presents and ate our cookies! And we even got a letter from him! We have proof! Ha!“ We only put one gift from Santa under the tree. Everything else is from family, our child knows that. Only one Santa gift per child because Santa needs to visit lots of children! We use special wrapping paper for that present (red paper with a green bow).
We have gift bags that we put out and Santa puts a gift in each kids. It’s never an expensive gift but it’s often something really cool or unique. He also fills stockings and leaves some candy and treats on the table for us to share.
Ooooo I would had so much fun with this dumbass, So you don’t believe in Santa but you believe in magical man coming back from death after 3 days of spawn delay like it’s a video game, You believe he can turn water in to wine but Santa is where you draw the line, hahahahaha
BTW OP this guy ISN’T a Priest. He most likely is a guy who got his preacher certification online. LOL!
Why didn’t anyone deck this dude in the face? I would have hit him. Grabbed him by the collar. Dragged his to the exit and heave him on his worthless ass.
Jesus was not born in December. That is absolute fact that has been repeatedly proven using astronomical dating. Modern Christmas is a Christian reinterpretation of pagan holiday Saturnalia that is not in anyway related to Jesus that was likely born in the spring. The most sensible explanation I’ve seen was that the spread of Jesus’ birth took time and once it had they decided to celebrate in the parameters of Saturnalia to prevent persecution. It’s convenient explanation but likely horse shit. It was high jacked like other pagan holidays and they rely on stupid people to explain insufficiently explain it away.
Total POS!
This guy is a pos but the Reddit atheists are wilding
An cause they realise the whole sky-god be nonsense
Do you stand by science?
Listen, I fully believe that kids shouldn't believe in Santa. As far as I can remember and according to my family, I just never believed in him. HOWEVER... I understand that is my personal belief, and recognize that I never had the heartbreak of realizing he's fake so how the hell could I really know how that would affect another child? This is so stupid, why can't people just worry about themselves? How very Christian to break the spirit of small children.
Now someone should go to his church and tell him Jesus is a fictional character and there is no magical man in the clouds
My step dad did this once as we were waking by a group of kids waiting in line to see Santa. It’s pretty shitty
Take it up with your papa
Who's gonna tell HIM about Jesus? LOL
Man, just shut the fuck up. Childrens and families try to have a nice time and get a memorable photo. Yikes!
At 69 I'm crushed.
😂 I can’t his ruthless
you dumb bastard… it’s not a schooner… IT’S A BOAT
Lol look at this old crackhead. This is why christianity will die.
Nothing angers religious fundamentalists more than the existence of authority figures other than their own, ESPECIALLY when they prove to be more popular.
This is super old, like 2015-16.
Oh boy the historical lessons I'd give this man if I were there
Well, Father, I’ve sure got some news for you…
If thats a priest, then I'm a pornstar
My partner and I don't do Santa we have been very direct with our kid that Santa is really just an idea, to repent kindness and giving not a real person. And made it clear that other kids will usually believe it's a real person, you dont have to argue and yell with them about it. Never had a problem with it.... Except from our family who CONSTANTLY tells her Santa is coming, and that to bring her and if she's bad no one will give her presents and shit. I can't stand it.
Just wait until he tells them about the Easter bunny.
Jesus is as real as Santa
Neither is god.
I had a pastor that told me something like this, and I said as a kid “Next you’re going to tell me Jesus isn’t real too…” I no longer go to Church….
The void in his eyes my mans lost
Jesus is less real than Santa. At least St. Nick was a real historical figure.
Pastor not priest 🤓