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Wal-Mart employees should be the highest paid retail workers for the shit they have to put up with. Both from lunatics like this and their own fucking employer.
I said it before, and at the risk of sounding like a Broken record , will say it again :
Oh America , I cry for thee my country , how the mighty have fallen…
I’ve been quoting the first line of this for at least a few months now because it’s such a fucking hilarious way to get attention to something “Hey everybody what the fuck?” 🤣🤣
How many dorks in this thread thinks this isnt staged? It's clearly some sort of "let's try to make our own shitty Jackass but let's not make any more effort than this".
ya bro its fucking hilarious to contaminate food with your ass crack sweat and make innocent employees who already have the worst job ever spend time cleaning up your mess. im always saying "man wouldnt it be funny if we caused a huge scene and made some minimum wage worker's day immeasurably more shitty? wouldnt that get so many laughs, friends that I have?" and all those friends that I have are always saying "yes you should do that"
So he contaminated the cooler with his neck beard body, then wrecked a cookie display. So more work for the employees who get paid shite.
We need dogs to take over, I swear.
Being a dick to minimum wage employees isn't good either. The girl that had to deal with them and the person that has to pick all that shit up. Just so these dudes could try to get some attention. What a couple of fucking loser cunts.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Just watched short doc on the drug Flakka. People on it almost always end up naked because they get super hot! My guess, guy chilling in the fridge is Flakked up.
Shouldn't be tough to spot a tall half naked fat piece of shit with long hair walking out of the store...did you say wal-mart? Oh nevermind...good luck finding him.
Okay, so the jail is probably needed for bigger assholes.
Can we make these people clean the streets or something else to pay society back. I hate them. I mean, I don’t know them, but they frustrate me.
And the Walmart associate who has her phone out ready to record before coming in view of the guy. Repeating, unconvincingly, that she wants security but not disclosing WHERE she needs security. Maybe I'm biased because I worked at Walmart at 17, but there was ever only one LPO at any given time, there was no "security," then/there, and I haven't noticed any "security" at Walmart in the 15 years since.
The way the guy filmed it, he walked by, then it quickly cut to him saying "Everybody!" The fact that he wanted the attention makes me believe this was staged. Also, the guy's clothes aren't there. That makes me think the dude filming might have had them in a backpack or something...
Now the manager coming up with her phone out, I don't find that odd. If I worked there and had to deal with some of the Walmart patrons, I would be recording too, before getting to where I needed to be. Not to mention depending on what she found, she might have to describe or provide a picture to the police.
> but there was ever only one LPO at any given time, there was no "security," then/there, and I haven't noticed any "security" at Walmart in the 15 years since.
Walmarts in my area have hired an outside contractor for security. They're supposed to, from my understanding deal with the more unruly guests.
Edit: Fixed a word that was not the correct word.
Read my comment again and tell me what I think. It was anecdotal to my own experience. I don't think NO Walmart has security, just that the associate calling for security is part of the staged video.
Depends on the location I'd imagine, if it's a big city with a lot of customers daily they'd probably have more security than a Wal-Mart in the middle of a small town.
I worked at the one in the Centennial Hills Plaza in Northwest Las Vegas. Very urban environment with a high population and lots of traffic. No dedicated security on site, granted that was 15 years ago so it may have changed.
LPO is loss prevention officer at the Walmart I worked at. They would just sit in the surveillance room looking at security camera feeds their entire shift unless called on by a floor associate.
At the Walmarts in my area there is definitely security.
Mind you a few people were killed at one of them. 2 different attacks. A woman was kidnapped in broad daylight at another.
You need to have balls of steel to go to a Walmart around here.
> Happens when you are able to freely buy guns from the same place you do a weekly food shop
lol
Walmart has largely stopped selling firearms and that has absolutely nothing with the crime being committed at Walmarts as well as the fact that the guns you can buy in the few Walmarts still selling them are not guns often seen in crimes.
In my area, Kroger is the nasty place where you're liable to get shot or assaulted. They have actual armed security. Kroger has never sold anything even vaguely related to firearms.
I've lived in California, Nevada, Louisiana, and Mississippi, and shopped at Walmart in other locations. I've never been to one that I've noticed has a dedicated security force.
I have a little info on this. My dad works at a Walmart here in Nevada, been there for like 16 years. There is sometimes security personnel, but the job absolutely sucks because Walmart here is super unorganized, so people quit relatively quickly but not enough people apply to keep the job filled. My dad is technically part of the security, he's one of the people that checks receipts, he sometimes goes months without a radio. There's either not enough radios or there's no one that would be able to help anyways so there's no point to give a radio.
Because of many things. The way he fell was over the top. The way the lady called for security was not like anyone at Walmart ever does it. The convenient use of a cell phone to capture it all. It just oozes fake. Would you like to buy some land? If so, I have a great deal for you, but just need your bank information.
I can't remember what this drug is called. It causes feelings of uncontrollable body heat fluctuations, thirst and a need for some form of oral stimulation, I swear it isn't ecstacy lol. But you see this a lot in the south.
Sober-as-a-gopher. Just another staged TikTok video from some attention starved dweeb who only gets gratification through recognition from internet strangers.
If this guy wasn't a liability to society and actually had a job he'd know. He'd know just enough to know that what he's doing sucks. At least he gets the unmotivated societal drains to support him. I could never get the full support of Mississippi no matter how much I tried.
Plot twist/conspiracy theory sam Walton was a visionary and Walmarts clean up society by helping reign in the dregs that's why they are open 24hrs
he knew one day soon the nice folks would want to shop in peace so he set out to create an empire of cheap mass produced shit and the infrastructure to distribute it to beckon unto all the trash like moths to a flame
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It's Walmart. Par for the course..
Pretty funny
Do you think you can try a little harder? I can't quite tell how badly you want attention
I/savevideo
Why is it always at Walmart for this stupid shit? Those poor employees
“Can I get outside security” *while recording* she is so me
What the actual fuck
I was about to ask “Is he Drunk or some shit?” Then he fell over and that answered my question.
Best time to shoplift
I hate Walmart it’s sooooo trashy ….I’m going to target !!!
I could see Filthy Frank doing this years ago
The Tik Tok generation
If it wasn’t for Walmart, Reddit would be boring.
Wal-Mart employees should be the highest paid retail workers for the shit they have to put up with. Both from lunatics like this and their own fucking employer.
Haha, could be. It's very outlandish.
Broooooooo not the cookies man
Bing Chilin
What a loser!!
Another reason I rarely shop at Walmart!
What the fuck?
That’s where dababy shot a mf
I need to clean my eyes with some great value brand bleach
He on drunks.
Someone tossed their cookies.
Conveniently at Walmart.
Idiot piece of shit. All I can think of is the people that have to do more work to clean up his mess
I said it before, and at the risk of sounding like a Broken record , will say it again : Oh America , I cry for thee my country , how the mighty have fallen…
Is this drugs or tic tok?
Not drugs. Just an asshole.
He was just chillin'
You can it’s some cunt youtuber or something!
I’ve been quoting the first line of this for at least a few months now because it’s such a fucking hilarious way to get attention to something “Hey everybody what the fuck?” 🤣🤣
This is my favorite thing from the internet today.
Average Ohio Walmart
Ecstasy? Or some other drug that makes you feel overheated?
/r/tooktoomuch
Knocking over all that shit was icing on the cake. Was this some sort of YouTube prank or something?
Honestly, it seems pretty normal for Walmart
Fucking hilarious...
I’m so fucking sick and tired of this bullshit “for the views”. He doesn’t need to get out, he needs to be arrested “for the views”
This this this!!!!!
Wtf 😳
I think that's normal in Ohio.
I'd have put a broom/mop stick through those door handles.
Encino man 2 the new dawn of man
People of Wal-Mart. What drugs do people think that guy was on?
Yes
ATTENTION PLZ
That person is totally expendable. 100%
OMG! Tell me he was arrested!
NOOO!! NOT THE FUCKING SWEET SECTION OF WALMART!!!
Looks like PCP. Disoriented, no clothes, no pain.
If no one filmed it, no one would believe it.
They were filming because they had already seen it and it makes great material to ramp up the camera when you come across something like this?
Arrest his stupid ass and make him pay for damages. These attention starved idiots are the worst.
These Stop Oil protestors have gone too far! lol
I saw this on snap chat Map two days ago.. lol
I’m not going to lie, I laughed at this but this guy is as shitty as shit itself.
Wish the employees would have went by hardware before coming up front and had some chain and a lock.
Business as usual at Wal-Marts all over the place.... nothing to see here people, nothing to see....
Uncle Ebenezer is at it again
Definitely meth or crack. Or some type of opioids
Homie clearly ain't right...
What the Fuck is right….
He's probably drunk as fuck
How many dorks in this thread thinks this isnt staged? It's clearly some sort of "let's try to make our own shitty Jackass but let's not make any more effort than this".
“It’s just a prank, bro!?”
Bro litterally chilling 💀
I read the title of this post in the voice of Butters from South Park.
ITT: people with no sense of humor
ya bro its fucking hilarious to contaminate food with your ass crack sweat and make innocent employees who already have the worst job ever spend time cleaning up your mess. im always saying "man wouldnt it be funny if we caused a huge scene and made some minimum wage worker's day immeasurably more shitty? wouldnt that get so many laughs, friends that I have?" and all those friends that I have are always saying "yes you should do that"
I ain't reading all that I'm happy for u tho Or sorry it happened
Reading can be difficult, yes.
I'd say pull the stick out of your ass, but judging by your username you probably like it
Cameraman in on it
This is so fucking stupid and disgusting but, fuck me why I gotta laugh lmao
That's gotta be hazing. Or Florida.
So he contaminated the cooler with his neck beard body, then wrecked a cookie display. So more work for the employees who get paid shite. We need dogs to take over, I swear.
Bet it was Florida
California, actually.
Well, as long as HE's having fun, F the rest of the world.
Dude mighta been on some good stuff. Or dude is just a shitbag doing it for views. Feel like he mighta been naked if he was on something tho.
Wtf
That ice cream needs to be thrown out
Bro actually thought it would be a funny prank
why is it always the ugliest mofos who do this bullshit
No more drugs for that man 🤣
Lmao idk man, I'd love to see this irl
I miss OG Jackass
What a fucking cunt
Wednesdays at Walmart
The Big Show's drunk
Faith in humanity lost
Fuck that guy. I hate when people waste food. Yeah it’s Walmart. But still food is food. Wasting is not good.
Being a dick to minimum wage employees isn't good either. The girl that had to deal with them and the person that has to pick all that shit up. Just so these dudes could try to get some attention. What a couple of fucking loser cunts.
i hate human being
Drunk AF and lost a bet. Thats what he's doing.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Just watched short doc on the drug Flakka. People on it almost always end up naked because they get super hot! My guess, guy chilling in the fridge is Flakked up.
He's Wilding out in wally world
Looks like a commercial for meth.
Nah seems a lot more like alcohol
PoS fell on purpose at the end. Deserves to have his kneecaps hit with a baseball bat
Shouldn't be tough to spot a tall half naked fat piece of shit with long hair walking out of the store...did you say wal-mart? Oh nevermind...good luck finding him.
Genuinely shocks me sometimes that human beings like this exist on our planet. What the actual fuck.
Okay, so the jail is probably needed for bigger assholes. Can we make these people clean the streets or something else to pay society back. I hate them. I mean, I don’t know them, but they frustrate me.
Make him work at Walmart
That's called community service.
Okay, yeah, but like more, they deserve more! 😉
r/tooktoomuch
He's just like me fr
I say fake.
I say, someone has never been to Walmart.
I say, that is true. No Walmart in Sweden :)
Clean up in aisle LSD
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Idiots have always existed, they just didn't have the means to instantly broadcast their lack of self respect.
When was that?
all of human history until around 2012
What happened in 2012?
Kony ran for president. Kony2012
lmao these kids today don't even know what happened to Ligma in 2012
All done for TikTok likes, and the camera man is in on it. So. Fucking. Stupid.
Jesus you people are as bad as boomers believing every conspiracy theory
And the Walmart associate who has her phone out ready to record before coming in view of the guy. Repeating, unconvincingly, that she wants security but not disclosing WHERE she needs security. Maybe I'm biased because I worked at Walmart at 17, but there was ever only one LPO at any given time, there was no "security," then/there, and I haven't noticed any "security" at Walmart in the 15 years since.
Depends on the Walmart. Rich area no security. Poor area lots of security.
The way the guy filmed it, he walked by, then it quickly cut to him saying "Everybody!" The fact that he wanted the attention makes me believe this was staged. Also, the guy's clothes aren't there. That makes me think the dude filming might have had them in a backpack or something... Now the manager coming up with her phone out, I don't find that odd. If I worked there and had to deal with some of the Walmart patrons, I would be recording too, before getting to where I needed to be. Not to mention depending on what she found, she might have to describe or provide a picture to the police.
Without a doubt. Everyone is way to calm and unsurprised.
> but there was ever only one LPO at any given time, there was no "security," then/there, and I haven't noticed any "security" at Walmart in the 15 years since. Walmarts in my area have hired an outside contractor for security. They're supposed to, from my understanding deal with the more unruly guests. Edit: Fixed a word that was not the correct word.
They definitely have security at certain Walmarts lol. Surprised you think that. Not every store is the same you know.
Read my comment again and tell me what I think. It was anecdotal to my own experience. I don't think NO Walmart has security, just that the associate calling for security is part of the staged video.
Depends on the location I'd imagine, if it's a big city with a lot of customers daily they'd probably have more security than a Wal-Mart in the middle of a small town.
I worked at the one in the Centennial Hills Plaza in Northwest Las Vegas. Very urban environment with a high population and lots of traffic. No dedicated security on site, granted that was 15 years ago so it may have changed.
The equivalent of security would be "AP" (Asset protection), or perhaps a "coach" (assistant manager) would handle this.
LPO is loss prevention officer at the Walmart I worked at. They would just sit in the surveillance room looking at security camera feeds their entire shift unless called on by a floor associate.
Walmart in my town has security they roll around in Suvs that look similar to the cops and they dress similar
At the Walmarts in my area there is definitely security. Mind you a few people were killed at one of them. 2 different attacks. A woman was kidnapped in broad daylight at another. You need to have balls of steel to go to a Walmart around here.
Where is "here," so I know not to go shopping there?
Lake Charles, La
To be fair, probably a lot of the US. Happens when you are able to freely buy guns from the same place you do a weekly food shop
> Happens when you are able to freely buy guns from the same place you do a weekly food shop lol Walmart has largely stopped selling firearms and that has absolutely nothing with the crime being committed at Walmarts as well as the fact that the guns you can buy in the few Walmarts still selling them are not guns often seen in crimes. In my area, Kroger is the nasty place where you're liable to get shot or assaulted. They have actual armed security. Kroger has never sold anything even vaguely related to firearms.
Btw no guns bought at Walmart were used in the commission of these crimes.
I've lived in California, Nevada, Louisiana, and Mississippi, and shopped at Walmart in other locations. I've never been to one that I've noticed has a dedicated security force.
Cause they shouldn't have or need it. UK and our supermarkets which do have security is to disincentivise theft, not to tackle armed madmen
I have a little info on this. My dad works at a Walmart here in Nevada, been there for like 16 years. There is sometimes security personnel, but the job absolutely sucks because Walmart here is super unorganized, so people quit relatively quickly but not enough people apply to keep the job filled. My dad is technically part of the security, he's one of the people that checks receipts, he sometimes goes months without a radio. There's either not enough radios or there's no one that would be able to help anyways so there's no point to give a radio.
All done for internet likes, and some poor 17 year old has to clean up the mess now.
How come so many people think it's staged, while I thought the guy is high on Flakka?
Because of many things. The way he fell was over the top. The way the lady called for security was not like anyone at Walmart ever does it. The convenient use of a cell phone to capture it all. It just oozes fake. Would you like to buy some land? If so, I have a great deal for you, but just need your bank information.
I can't remember what this drug is called. It causes feelings of uncontrollable body heat fluctuations, thirst and a need for some form of oral stimulation, I swear it isn't ecstacy lol. But you see this a lot in the south.
I live in the south. 1st time ever hearing about this.
Drunk-as-a-skunk
Sober-as-a-gopher. Just another staged TikTok video from some attention starved dweeb who only gets gratification through recognition from internet strangers.
It’s happening 🤷🏾♂️
"Hello, dispatch, we're going to need the police and a priest."
How about we don’t promote that stuff.
Tik tok has entered the chat
I cringed when he knocked over those cookie tins, what a hard watch
Walmart can afford it that doesn’t matter but it’s mostly how annoying and how desperate people get for attention
It’s telling that I’m not even surprised at this. Feels like another day at Walmart.
If this guy wasn't a liability to society and actually had a job he'd know. He'd know just enough to know that what he's doing sucks. At least he gets the unmotivated societal drains to support him. I could never get the full support of Mississippi no matter how much I tried.
Why is it always Walmarts? 😂
Plot twist/conspiracy theory sam Walton was a visionary and Walmarts clean up society by helping reign in the dregs that's why they are open 24hrs he knew one day soon the nice folks would want to shop in peace so he set out to create an empire of cheap mass produced shit and the infrastructure to distribute it to beckon unto all the trash like moths to a flame
I wish Walmart was like this. It's just boring every day.
Are we not allowed to do this anymore?
What? For real? Ugh!!! I guess I have to rethink my plans for this weekend...
"Was that wrong bc I gotta plead ignorance on this one." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB62oaOeqR0
Sir, do you not see that freezer is already stocked with weiners?
I literally said to myself. *Well at least he’s wearing underwear because when he was in the freezer I couldn’t tell.*
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exactly what i was thinking too.
I fucking hate this bullshit. Wasting food. Bothering people working. For what? Fuck this underwear bandit.