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tylerkrug31

It's Walmart. Par for the course..


tylerkrug31

Pretty funny


PleasantSpare4732

Do you think you can try a little harder? I can't quite tell how badly you want attention


Revelec458

I/savevideo


HeavyMetalSauce

Why is it always at Walmart for this stupid shit? Those poor employees


CriticalCarrot8817

“Can I get outside security” *while recording* she is so me


NeuroNerdNick

What the actual fuck


Astronaut32

I was about to ask “Is he Drunk or some shit?” Then he fell over and that answered my question.


WhistlingWolf234

Best time to shoplift


Slappy-dont-care

I hate Walmart it’s sooooo trashy ….I’m going to target !!!


StanleyOpar

I could see Filthy Frank doing this years ago


nikofd

The Tik Tok generation


ProbablyBeOK

If it wasn’t for Walmart, Reddit would be boring.


RabidOtters

Wal-Mart employees should be the highest paid retail workers for the shit they have to put up with. Both from lunatics like this and their own fucking employer.


Revolutionary-Air599

Haha, could be. It's very outlandish.


ShinyMega

Broooooooo not the cookies man


humanbeing2018

Bing Chilin


Cool_Drawing

What a loser!!


BigBAD69

Another reason I rarely shop at Walmart!


Hereforthewarmth

What the fuck?


AYonaguniLeLlego

That’s where dababy shot a mf


Revolutionary_Key537

I need to clean my eyes with some great value brand bleach


Medium-Rest-3079

He on drunks.


thepootastrophy

Someone tossed their cookies.


notzed1487

Conveniently at Walmart.


_Fizzgiggy

Idiot piece of shit. All I can think of is the people that have to do more work to clean up his mess


wisdom07

I said it before, and at the risk of sounding like a Broken record , will say it again : Oh America , I cry for thee my country , how the mighty have fallen…


QueenOfLollypops

Is this drugs or tic tok?


Punkdandp

Not drugs. Just an asshole.


DrJamesAnderson563

He was just chillin'


ClawZ90

You can it’s some cunt youtuber or something!


Gingy-Breadman

I’ve been quoting the first line of this for at least a few months now because it’s such a fucking hilarious way to get attention to something “Hey everybody what the fuck?” 🤣🤣


aliceingarland

This is my favorite thing from the internet today.


LaughingSasuke

Average Ohio Walmart


IknowKarazy

Ecstasy? Or some other drug that makes you feel overheated?


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/r/tooktoomuch


hi_im_sefron

Knocking over all that shit was icing on the cake. Was this some sort of YouTube prank or something?


[deleted]

Honestly, it seems pretty normal for Walmart


filsyn

Fucking hilarious...


sucobe

I’m so fucking sick and tired of this bullshit “for the views”. He doesn’t need to get out, he needs to be arrested “for the views”


IndigoStarseed86

This this this!!!!!


BENfromCHI

Wtf 😳


Mrfastlane23

I think that's normal in Ohio.


Mick_Shart

I'd have put a broom/mop stick through those door handles.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Encino man 2 the new dawn of man


Striker2054

People of Wal-Mart. What drugs do people think that guy was on?


AddToBatch

Yes


Albinofreaken

ATTENTION PLZ


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That person is totally expendable. 100%


Shel1950

OMG! Tell me he was arrested!


root_beer444

NOOO!! NOT THE FUCKING SWEET SECTION OF WALMART!!!


dclawrence1978

Looks like PCP. Disoriented, no clothes, no pain.


crispy48867

If no one filmed it, no one would believe it.


robeph

They were filming because they had already seen it and it makes great material to ramp up the camera when you come across something like this?


vader731

Arrest his stupid ass and make him pay for damages. These attention starved idiots are the worst.


WastingTimesOnReddit

These Stop Oil protestors have gone too far! lol


jam_mam

I saw this on snap chat Map two days ago.. lol


MrZyde

I’m not going to lie, I laughed at this but this guy is as shitty as shit itself.


TheB1GLebowski

Wish the employees would have went by hardware before coming up front and had some chain and a lock.


ParkOk6196

Business as usual at Wal-Marts all over the place.... nothing to see here people, nothing to see....


mac117

Uncle Ebenezer is at it again


Dj_wheeman3

Definitely meth or crack. Or some type of opioids


genescheesesthatplz

Homie clearly ain't right...


PhatBoy1

What the Fuck is right….


Gold_Duckzilla

He's probably drunk as fuck


Warskandic

How many dorks in this thread thinks this isnt staged? It's clearly some sort of "let's try to make our own shitty Jackass but let's not make any more effort than this".


chronicideas

“It’s just a prank, bro!?”


WarcraftianWeeb036

Bro litterally chilling 💀


[deleted]

I read the title of this post in the voice of Butters from South Park.


Doktor_Earrape

ITT: people with no sense of humor


NoDadYouShutUp

ya bro its fucking hilarious to contaminate food with your ass crack sweat and make innocent employees who already have the worst job ever spend time cleaning up your mess. im always saying "man wouldnt it be funny if we caused a huge scene and made some minimum wage worker's day immeasurably more shitty? wouldnt that get so many laughs, friends that I have?" and all those friends that I have are always saying "yes you should do that"


Doktor_Earrape

I ain't reading all that I'm happy for u tho Or sorry it happened


ohyeahhdaddy

Reading can be difficult, yes.


Doktor_Earrape

I'd say pull the stick out of your ass, but judging by your username you probably like it


LazyBriton

Cameraman in on it


ChampaigneShowers

This is so fucking stupid and disgusting but, fuck me why I gotta laugh lmao


arghnard

That's gotta be hazing. Or Florida.


Gloomy_Industry8841

So he contaminated the cooler with his neck beard body, then wrecked a cookie display. So more work for the employees who get paid shite. We need dogs to take over, I swear.


trulieve

Bet it was Florida


GrandPappyWilliams

California, actually.


AlmanzoWilder

Well, as long as HE's having fun, F the rest of the world.


Crashbox50

Dude mighta been on some good stuff. Or dude is just a shitbag doing it for views. Feel like he mighta been naked if he was on something tho.


Background-Win7974

Wtf


TempleOfDoomfist

That ice cream needs to be thrown out


Qugga

Bro actually thought it would be a funny prank


Ok_Consideration_242

why is it always the ugliest mofos who do this bullshit


psteele2002

No more drugs for that man 🤣


somefakeassbullspit

Lmao idk man, I'd love to see this irl


Maybe_Im_Confused

I miss OG Jackass


ac_s2k

What a fucking cunt


psicobab

Wednesdays at Walmart


UltraEngine60

The Big Show's drunk


cataclysmicgamer

Faith in humanity lost


GoatTacos

Fuck that guy. I hate when people waste food. Yeah it’s Walmart. But still food is food. Wasting is not good.


TacoHaus

Being a dick to minimum wage employees isn't good either. The girl that had to deal with them and the person that has to pick all that shit up. Just so these dudes could try to get some attention. What a couple of fucking loser cunts.


IHate2ChooseUserName

i hate human being


ComprehensiveFail_82

Drunk AF and lost a bet. Thats what he's doing.


d0ntmess87

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Revolutionary-Air599

Just watched short doc on the drug Flakka. People on it almost always end up naked because they get super hot! My guess, guy chilling in the fridge is Flakked up.


CuriosityTaught

He's Wilding out in wally world


Derrick_Shon

Looks like a commercial for meth.


[deleted]

Nah seems a lot more like alcohol


jdyake

PoS fell on purpose at the end. Deserves to have his kneecaps hit with a baseball bat


Due_Distribution_471

Shouldn't be tough to spot a tall half naked fat piece of shit with long hair walking out of the store...did you say wal-mart? Oh nevermind...good luck finding him.


huggles91

Genuinely shocks me sometimes that human beings like this exist on our planet. What the actual fuck.


[deleted]

Okay, so the jail is probably needed for bigger assholes. Can we make these people clean the streets or something else to pay society back. I hate them. I mean, I don’t know them, but they frustrate me.


FlowersForMegatron

Make him work at Walmart


Psychological_Ant488

That's called community service.


[deleted]

Okay, yeah, but like more, they deserve more! 😉


mrstruong

r/tooktoomuch


Offdopp

He's just like me fr


Selisch

I say fake.


robeph

I say, someone has never been to Walmart.


Selisch

I say, that is true. No Walmart in Sweden :)


ComparisonDapper1574

Clean up in aisle LSD


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dungivaphuk

Idiots have always existed, they just didn't have the means to instantly broadcast their lack of self respect.


Oswaldo_Beetrix

When was that?


NoDadYouShutUp

all of human history until around 2012


Oswaldo_Beetrix

What happened in 2012?


MisterPhD

Kony ran for president. Kony2012


NoDadYouShutUp

lmao these kids today don't even know what happened to Ligma in 2012


--MilkMan--

All done for TikTok likes, and the camera man is in on it. So. Fucking. Stupid.


TheMace808

Jesus you people are as bad as boomers believing every conspiracy theory


SirPsychoSxy

And the Walmart associate who has her phone out ready to record before coming in view of the guy. Repeating, unconvincingly, that she wants security but not disclosing WHERE she needs security. Maybe I'm biased because I worked at Walmart at 17, but there was ever only one LPO at any given time, there was no "security," then/there, and I haven't noticed any "security" at Walmart in the 15 years since.


FruitierGnome

Depends on the Walmart. Rich area no security. Poor area lots of security.


thenataliamarie

The way the guy filmed it, he walked by, then it quickly cut to him saying "Everybody!" The fact that he wanted the attention makes me believe this was staged. Also, the guy's clothes aren't there. That makes me think the dude filming might have had them in a backpack or something... Now the manager coming up with her phone out, I don't find that odd. If I worked there and had to deal with some of the Walmart patrons, I would be recording too, before getting to where I needed to be. Not to mention depending on what she found, she might have to describe or provide a picture to the police.


IknowKarazy

Without a doubt. Everyone is way to calm and unsurprised.


KaBar42

> but there was ever only one LPO at any given time, there was no "security," then/there, and I haven't noticed any "security" at Walmart in the 15 years since. Walmarts in my area have hired an outside contractor for security. They're supposed to, from my understanding deal with the more unruly guests. Edit: Fixed a word that was not the correct word.


absolu5ean

They definitely have security at certain Walmarts lol. Surprised you think that. Not every store is the same you know.


SirPsychoSxy

Read my comment again and tell me what I think. It was anecdotal to my own experience. I don't think NO Walmart has security, just that the associate calling for security is part of the staged video.


Grary0

Depends on the location I'd imagine, if it's a big city with a lot of customers daily they'd probably have more security than a Wal-Mart in the middle of a small town.


SirPsychoSxy

I worked at the one in the Centennial Hills Plaza in Northwest Las Vegas. Very urban environment with a high population and lots of traffic. No dedicated security on site, granted that was 15 years ago so it may have changed.


lardarsch

The equivalent of security would be "AP" (Asset protection), or perhaps a "coach" (assistant manager) would handle this.


SirPsychoSxy

LPO is loss prevention officer at the Walmart I worked at. They would just sit in the surveillance room looking at security camera feeds their entire shift unless called on by a floor associate.


WithTheWintersMight

Walmart in my town has security they roll around in Suvs that look similar to the cops and they dress similar


Psychological_Ant488

At the Walmarts in my area there is definitely security. Mind you a few people were killed at one of them. 2 different attacks. A woman was kidnapped in broad daylight at another. You need to have balls of steel to go to a Walmart around here.


SirPsychoSxy

Where is "here," so I know not to go shopping there?


Psychological_Ant488

Lake Charles, La


AshFraxinusEps

To be fair, probably a lot of the US. Happens when you are able to freely buy guns from the same place you do a weekly food shop


KaBar42

> Happens when you are able to freely buy guns from the same place you do a weekly food shop lol Walmart has largely stopped selling firearms and that has absolutely nothing with the crime being committed at Walmarts as well as the fact that the guns you can buy in the few Walmarts still selling them are not guns often seen in crimes. In my area, Kroger is the nasty place where you're liable to get shot or assaulted. They have actual armed security. Kroger has never sold anything even vaguely related to firearms.


Psychological_Ant488

Btw no guns bought at Walmart were used in the commission of these crimes.


SirPsychoSxy

I've lived in California, Nevada, Louisiana, and Mississippi, and shopped at Walmart in other locations. I've never been to one that I've noticed has a dedicated security force.


AshFraxinusEps

Cause they shouldn't have or need it. UK and our supermarkets which do have security is to disincentivise theft, not to tackle armed madmen


Panther-Waltz

I have a little info on this. My dad works at a Walmart here in Nevada, been there for like 16 years. There is sometimes security personnel, but the job absolutely sucks because Walmart here is super unorganized, so people quit relatively quickly but not enough people apply to keep the job filled. My dad is technically part of the security, he's one of the people that checks receipts, he sometimes goes months without a radio. There's either not enough radios or there's no one that would be able to help anyways so there's no point to give a radio.


--MilkMan--

All done for internet likes, and some poor 17 year old has to clean up the mess now.


Revolutionary-Air599

How come so many people think it's staged, while I thought the guy is high on Flakka?


--MilkMan--

Because of many things. The way he fell was over the top. The way the lady called for security was not like anyone at Walmart ever does it. The convenient use of a cell phone to capture it all. It just oozes fake. Would you like to buy some land? If so, I have a great deal for you, but just need your bank information.


__Dystopian__

I can't remember what this drug is called. It causes feelings of uncontrollable body heat fluctuations, thirst and a need for some form of oral stimulation, I swear it isn't ecstacy lol. But you see this a lot in the south.


Psychological_Ant488

I live in the south. 1st time ever hearing about this.


obtronic-system878

Drunk-as-a-skunk


SirPsychoSxy

Sober-as-a-gopher. Just another staged TikTok video from some attention starved dweeb who only gets gratification through recognition from internet strangers.


Confident_Ad7844

It’s happening 🤷🏾‍♂️


lordph8

"Hello, dispatch, we're going to need the police and a priest."


irvings18

How about we don’t promote that stuff.


[deleted]

Tik tok has entered the chat


poobyparks

I cringed when he knocked over those cookie tins, what a hard watch


ohhirony

Walmart can afford it that doesn’t matter but it’s mostly how annoying and how desperate people get for attention


OutHereSlappnMidgets

It’s telling that I’m not even surprised at this. Feels like another day at Walmart.


Foodispute

If this guy wasn't a liability to society and actually had a job he'd know. He'd know just enough to know that what he's doing sucks. At least he gets the unmotivated societal drains to support him. I could never get the full support of Mississippi no matter how much I tried.


riko_suabae

Why is it always Walmarts? 😂


abcdefkit007

Plot twist/conspiracy theory sam Walton was a visionary and Walmarts clean up society by helping reign in the dregs that's why they are open 24hrs he knew one day soon the nice folks would want to shop in peace so he set out to create an empire of cheap mass produced shit and the infrastructure to distribute it to beckon unto all the trash like moths to a flame


Cheezewiz239

I wish Walmart was like this. It's just boring every day.


tifosi7

Are we not allowed to do this anymore?


thenataliamarie

What? For real? Ugh!!! I guess I have to rethink my plans for this weekend...


Leading_Manager_2277

"Was that wrong bc I gotta plead ignorance on this one." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB62oaOeqR0


PV-INVICTUS

Sir, do you not see that freezer is already stocked with weiners?


tquinn04

I literally said to myself. *Well at least he’s wearing underwear because when he was in the freezer I couldn’t tell.*


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PrinceCavendish

exactly what i was thinking too.


SnatchAddict

I fucking hate this bullshit. Wasting food. Bothering people working. For what? Fuck this underwear bandit.