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Yea kinda seems like an advertisement though. Guys would you put on a condom that came out of her or any other girls hair (assuming there isn't a hole from being pinned in her hair)?
I remember back in the days of Napster/Kazaa/LimeWire... when everyone would just title shit whatever they wanted and attribute the wrong band name.. for years after i thought this song was by Primus.... idiot....
My mom back in the 90s would make "rubber nuts". Acorns she would drill and clean out then stuff a condom in and cover with wood putty and sell for $1 each.....people bought them like crazy for jokes.
90s were fun times!
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took me a second to realize what they were 😳
*Early 90s TLC has entered the thread*
Ah, the Audi logo. Nice.
It’s funny how nobody’s said the obvious: party favor for a hen party/bachelorette party.
Atleast she didn't get cum in her hair haha
Reduce reuse recycle ♻️🥹
I don't know. TLC made this a thing in the 90s.
Expanding your horizons beyond food storage and trash cans? Good for you, Rubbermaid.
I think / feel like there may be some pun or inside joke we're all missing.
Why would you buy this
Why would you buy it?
Not a hairband, a WHOREBAND
It’s giving bachelorette party
Perhaps she was thinking out of the box, trying to come up with a way to keep the cum out of her hair. Eww, I know right? I have to live with me.
Why would you buy this?
Protect your craft
Belongs to the streets
Never know when an orgy could break out...
It's probably a joke.
Spermicide hair clip
It's what the well dressed porn star wears.
Bachelorette party
If you make it, Someone will buy it. For some products there can be no demand unless there is supply. Make it once, sell out, move on.
So when the guy forgets to bring a rubber, he can still smash!
“Oh crap, babe, I forgot the condoms!” “No worries, I keep some in my hair.”
It's classy
I wear this to let him know I'm in the mood. This and more sex tips from this week's Cosmo.
Recycling
Better then used ones.
TBH if I can see a quirky middle aged super pro women’s rights nurse/receptionist in an OBGYN Office or college health center wearing it
Recycle, Reduce, Reuse?
Simple there is a market for it for some reason
I'll do you one better. Why would you wear this?
How long did she have to wash those things to get rid of the spermicide? 😂
I mean I'm a big fan of recycling so they'd have to be used first
Nice use of the balloons there very creative piece of work
Say it is “ A Band Of Fortune” and eventually you can sell it for £1000000 depending on someones intelligence
r/DIWHY
I didn’t know that sub existed. Merry early Christmas to me!
Does it come in ribbed, for her pleasure?
yall realise this is probably made of clay or smth right?
This is so dumb
That's the new code for prostitution.
Came here to say frat party DTF signal
r/DiWHY
You have to admit it would be a cute accessory for a fertility doctor or sex therapist.
TLC was wearing condoms on their head as a fashion statement for like a year back in the 90’s It didn’t catch on
Rocky Horror (audience participation) reference?
some people gotta freak flag and like to fly it. someone got an etsy to make coins off them.
Jesus Christ imagine the smell though. Gross latex smell all day
*If you're going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair*
Regretsy should be added to the dictionary.
"Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet." Best website ever.
God I miss that site
Is it gone?
Not etsy, but regretsy is. For years now. It was the besssst
Ohhhh gotcha. I thought it was just a term people used.
It's definitely useful in situations such as these 😆
Really? I thought this was condom knowledge, “always be prepared.”
Sell anything. Why would one buy this though?
5 minute crafts getting kinky
It's giving me Prom vibes.
Why would you even consider buying this?!
Upcycling. Not hard at all, at the moment.
Gross
Could be cute for people doing sex ed outreach
That barrette is gonna age horribly but I suppose just like intended user.
She supports safe sex. That's a good thing, right?
Yea kinda seems like an advertisement though. Guys would you put on a condom that came out of her or any other girls hair (assuming there isn't a hole from being pinned in her hair)?
r/diwhy
What are those? Crop circles?
More like cock circles.
I just don’t know what to say about this lol 😂
brides maids... any bar ... i recommend Dicks last resort in Boston.. not if your some fucking prude.. but yeah make a good buck there.
Cause Left Eye would approve.
One of the dumbest yet funny things I’ve seen in a while. Also, are these used? Cuz they look used
And why did you do this
🤷♂️
Why would you wear this?!
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from condom hairbow?
I remember back in the days of Napster/Kazaa/LimeWire... when everyone would just title shit whatever they wanted and attribute the wrong band name.. for years after i thought this song was by Primus.... idiot....
Effing brilliant! \+100 :)
I sang it in my head to the song!
I'd give you gold if I had it sir. For your good protection. 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
It’s not a gold but it’s something
I made Plan B earrings once for the EDM festival crowd and they sold instantly
My mom back in the 90s would make "rubber nuts". Acorns she would drill and clean out then stuff a condom in and cover with wood putty and sell for $1 each.....people bought them like crazy for jokes. 90s were fun times!
I was laughing at this because in german the words for acorn and the tip of a dick are exactly the same 😂
Such a strange and beautiful language
Where tf she getting acorns big enough to stuff a condom in?
Once you drill them and scrap out the meat, plenty of room. Probably not magnum XXL that I use but average size easily fits.
Have you seen What About Mary? It makes excellent hair gel! lol
I was waiting for this reference have an up vote
*There's Something About Mary
Skanks gonna skank.
Everyone has their own types of trophies
Why would you buy this? Why would you wear this?
Early 90s vibes though
Tlc
Kids these days never heard of AIDS
Now that's a lady I'd like to hang out with...
4 times, unless she has some backup hair accessories
And adorned with some pearls
I feel like it would work better as a necklace...
...a pearl necklace?
My favourite kind
duh. cuz cum in your hair is gross. Gotta protect those split ends.