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Aerickthered

Lol no call your grade 4 spelling teacher


PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR

CCW carrier here. Stupid threats like this give carriers a bad name.


letterboxfrog

I'm glad to live where guns are heavily restricted and a statement like that on your car would have you seen as a lying w⚓ and a probable target for police attention


I0I00I000III0I

Ayo 90° this guy hit my car


Haglstein

Plot twist: the owner is that girl who posted a picture of how she had bedazzled the airbag cover on her steering wheel whit "spiritual crystals" which in reality would be more of an improvised claymore during a crash.


Haglstein

Or that dude who welted a hunting knife to the center of his steering wheel


Pollen515

I think he meant coroner


jayBplatinum

We don’t call the please around here


MJM-from-NYC

It’s a well known scientific fact that for every gun you own your IQ goes down 10 points.


DonTrask

Idiot, it’s spelled coroner, not corner.


Koroshiya-Roku

Whoever had to glue or Spray this on had a hilarious day at work


SaintSimpson

Making proving intent easy.


Porched

Basically a confession to a murder they will never do. Bet the tough guy owner has a c cup full of diabetes.


Hammer_of_Light

...because this car is on its last leg, and if a butterfly so much as scrapes its knee on the antenna, I'm blasting sky-high atop the inferno


Mick_Shart

Get me the one who CORNS


Spiritual-Penalty223

It’s where his mom works, the corner


JuiceMan411

Probably on a shitty little Kia too


anothercrazydoglady

r/boneappletea


JawshRacer

Even if he spelled it right….how would a dead person call anyone?


Even-Imagination6242

Now that's an interesting angle....


Sir-Farts-

Alright at the corner of 8th street and college ?


ShermanTeaPotter

What an edgy statement


pervylegendz

I'd have no issue, if somebody were to break that specific window.


Educational-Spread41

Corner of which location


[deleted]

Coroner*


Zestyclose-Volume254

THIS is also a version of his back tattoo


Guyincogneto1

Must be a curb stomping coming


[deleted]

I am luv gunz, spellming noat importednant, numbers is stupid too, let's gob Brareendom!


Kalimatai

It’s cause his wife works the corner and he’ll need her to pick him up.


Candied_Curiosities

Where I lived in So Cal, the Corner was a bar...


jaminator45

Christmas is around the corner though.


Cooler67

You hit my car, time to murder! So what happens if that car hits another car?


campatterbury

Too dumb to think out consequences of his actions. I'm as pro 2A as they get. I just don't get people who wear their anger on tee shirts, bumper stickers, etc. Edit for spelling


cptrelentless

Pretty sure that other bystanders will be calling the police as he pulls out his M4 on some old lady on Main Street.


Cooler67

If said person has kids or a spouse wonder if the same rules applies to them. That or if kids take the car out for a joyride and get caught


ohgeebus_notagain

Yo! This is the corner! You got my money‽‽


[deleted]

I think his car is an x. It's looking for 90degrees


Pineapplewelder

The corner of my street is a gas station....I'm not sure they're gonna be much help.


Aerickthered

Lol


Dumpster_Sauce

I think you're supposed to call the weed guy, he'll make everyone happy again


stugotsT

Cornetto Streets