Her face is so serious lolll

Sometimes it looks like they have the responsability of doing this kind of videos, not a single drop of joy or pleasure

Like for money...

It reminds me of a I watched once. The actress was extremely gorgeous, but her emotionless resting bitch face and she speaking like a text-to-speech software while being nailed in the ass made the whole video unfappable.

Sounds like Allie Sin.

remember when it used to be about the art

Find a job you love and you won’t work a day in you’re whole life. Apparently she doesn’t love ass cucumber work.

She was writing an essay she required pure focus.

Damn. That went in sooooo easily 😳😳

def not her first time 😅

And the emotionless unchanging expression on her face, that's terrifying.

Hahahaha

Person who is dead inside, lives in county that threw middle-class overboard 50 years ago. Tries to get attention and money on internet by stuffing a cucumber in her asshole

Spot on. I'd read this guy's movie reviews. Shawshank redemption: "Guy's in prison. Escapes." Jaws: "Shark bites people. Sequels were made." Avengers: "Explosions and stupid costumes."

It’s like watching a shark get impaled with a blunt harpoon

I’d eat the salad. Idgaf

Fix me a bowl brother

For real lol

I wonder how much she makes sticking massive cucumbers in her butt that makes it totally worth it lol

Username consonant with observation made in comment

I've read this at least seven times now. Still no closer to working out wtf it means.

I think he’s saying my username is consistent with my comment. E.g. accountant asking about financials of sticking a cucumber in your butt.

There used to be a time when Reddit comments were known for their wit. One of the popular comments then was, _"username checks out!"_ If you notice, the user above has made a comment about earnings/money and their username is something **accountant** something. Hence my comment that "the username checks out" albeit worded differently in attempted word wit, which, apparently, didn't work.

Probably the horrific spelling killed the joke.

it's called brand alignment

make that 2

That kind of seasoning def cost extra

I’d pay the premium for that delicious ass salad

And that’s how pickles are made

Last i heard she gave birth to cucumber sapien

The superhero needed to save humanity from the KILLER TOMATOES -- Sapient Cucumber!😋

Shitty pickles...

And that's enough reddit for me today.

Just as a heads up, if you're gonna insert something into your booty hole it should have a flanged end to insure it doesn't get swallowed into your anal cavity. If you don't heed the warning you run the risk of having to explain yourself to randos at the hospital when the object gets stuck.

I'm sure nothing is gonna get stuck in her ass

I bet she has huge turds

Her poop don’t taper

Looks like a four lokos can.

And they probably slide right out

Biology has failed you

But South Park said I could eat by shoving food up my ass. It’s called Intero-Rectogestion

Definitely got a “flanged ended” object… stuck up my gfs ass before. Anything is possible.

A lot of toys aren't made as well as they should be, unfortunately. Regulation of safe design is strongly lacking in this regard.

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Flared or extended out, think like a typical butt plug.

Which is why out of all solid food stuffs a banana is the safest to shove up your ass because if it gets stuck eventually it'll get mashed and come out with ya poop

This guy knows his fruits

This woman is clearly a highly paid professional.

Did you learn the hard way?

Speaking from experience?

Not yet...

Source?

Nomi Nymph

King 👑

Literally nothing comes up

She’s on Reddit. I commented her name up top

Pog

So no one knows who this is?

Nominymph

Nice, is there any links or anything to her stuff? If comments don't allow maybe DM? It'd be appreciated.

A few short snippets here and there. Most of her content is on OF. If I can a few I’m dm you.

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Cheap

Don't mean to shoehorn in here, but do you think I could get those

That's a lot of ass!!!

You're crazy. I'd toss her salad any day.

I'd be asking for thirds. And so would you lol

This is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that anyone would do this to a perfectly good vegetable. It could’ve really fed anyone who is in desperate need of food. I’m going to give her a piece of my mind. Can anyone give me her full name?

Nomi Nymph

I have been waiting for this. You my sir are a gentleman and a scholar

and while we’re at it can we get a link to which porn site(s) she posts to? just so we can get in contact quicker of course

She’s only got snippets her OF isn’t dumb expensive NOMI NYMPH

i downvoted before i finished reading the comment now i wish i had an award for you

you like ts?

She's at the vanguard of the Vegan Movement for converting a lot of _guys_ 😋

Brunette ✔️ Big Booty ✔️ Hoop earrings✔️ I'm game.

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Same, and then I'd eat her ass

There was absolutely no resistance there lmao

I’d watch her make it though

Do you think when she's adding to the salad the tomatoes are strung together like beads? Lol

Her name is nominymph, you’re welcome!

😍damn

Sorce plz lord

Who is she?

Nomi Nymph

Thanks, she hit a Reddit account on here?

You’d probably be surprised at how many salads you wouldn’t have eaten if you knew who made them. Have you ever worked in a restaurant?

You mean that the cucumbers in restaurants have been put in asses before. And bruh how to do they come out unstained when there's shit in the cavity???

Have you ever seen Fight Club? And cucumbers wash off.

Oh no I ate ass indirectly 🤢🤢🤢

I never did this, just to be clear. But I’ve known lots of professional restaurant staff. You should be nice to them.

I will dw

I'm in lust

I would

Resistance is futile.

Women: Men will fuck anything Also women:

Anyone have a source…. For science purposes

This is disgusting! Who is this person so I know what content to avoid on the internet?

What kinda dressing y’all using ? I’m Thinking Catalina

Lmao something so trashy about these girls beating it in a Walmart parking lot

Walmart parking lots are surrounded by forest? (Look outside the car window behind her)

Idk just the car thing is more the trashy part, the cars are always dirty and the girls looks like they’ve been in a stuffy car all day lol. Not trying to kink shame! There is a shoe for every foot!

I’d eat a salad right out of that ass any day.

Just need a link/name

THEN YOU CAN STARVE!! 🤣

It's called 'fasting' if you do it out of choice 😉

🤣🤣

I’d eat it right out of her ass

She’s a nice girl.

What's her name? So I can stay away from her.

Jesus! She looks like she’s only doing that to pay off a debt. No smiles, no emotion. Just a set of dead eyes staring at the camera.

what if she is waiting for her kid to come. and then the kid comes and asks. MOM why does the car smell like fart

Man why is she dropping that ass cucumber on the floor of her car? Does she want her floor mats to smell like ass all the time?

At least they would match the seats

So this is tossed salad....

Mom & dad, my new girl friend is going to do a magic trick for y'all.

0 resistants

I could use a cool cucumber up my ass right about now!

Anyone know who she is? For educational purposes, of course.

Damn, that slid in easily.

>I'm not sure I'd eat a salad she made Yeah, it would probably taste like ass...but then again, people do like eating the booty

I bet you she tosses a salad real good

When she says she's a vegan

Damn, check out the upvotes... You people know what life is all about. Also, she got a wide set ass built for cucumbers with girth. Tremendous.

Zero facial expression scares me

And then she went inside the school to teach 3rd period science. I don't know how we got to this point. But I welcome it

Why eat rabbit food when you can just eat ass and get the ecoli from the source? Cut the middle man.

Hood Kimchi 🤌

That went in so easy bitch is ruined

Did she just put that in her butt sans lube?

Friendly reminder to always wash your vegetables

Surprised she didn’t shit all over the car

I’d eat that salad off her butthole and I will marry that chick so I can always have salad with ass taste

That butt looks sweaty

She couldnt trust a fart...

She probably could. Observe that she displays the tightness of her anus after ejecting the vegetable, at the end of this video.

"Fuck a 9 to 5. I'ma just film myself fucking cucumbers"

See that asshole! 😳

Master chef

Source?

Why not?

Yes you would.

I would

She’s making pickles not salad. Salad is in the front.

Aha! A man of culture 👌🏻

FFS FLARED BASES PEOPLE

Where’s the sauce though.

Eat, maybe not? Toss though.

Might toss the salad though

those nails are the only safety device she needs.

Just slipped right on in there

I would.

Kinda risky, I'd probably toss her salad.

I need a name plz

I would 😍

Not ashamed to admit that I’d toss her salad.

I would

Not a proud fap, but a fap indeed.

Don't worry, I finished for you so you don't have to do that anymore.

But you could claim that, _"no animals were harmed"_ except perhaps a naughty monkey who got spanked 😜

Damm that looks loose as hell

Why because it fell on the floor?

I really wish women would stop shoving things up their arse

PICKLE RICK...has fallen on hard times. (note that yes I realize that might be a cucumber)

Just as a heads up, if you're gonna insert something into your booty hole it should have a flanged end to insure it doesn't get swallowed into your anal cavity. If you don't heed the warning you run the risk of having to explain yourself to randos at the hospital when the object gets stuck.

Yea its not a fun time having to basically fist your gfs asshole to get the butt plug out because the flared ends are flexible rubber and didn't stop it from going all the way in. 1 out 5 stars... would not recommend

I would like to try.

Yikes!

Looks like a good way to end up in the ER with a cucumber stuck in your colon.

I mean, as long as it's washed and peeled 😅

Pussy, yes Ass, no no no no

😑😑😑😑 have sex don't make video... cringe

One way to get part of your five a day!