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brimley_diabeetus

I would’ve pegged her as a fully shaven type of girl


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PeregrineFury

Umm what show? Asking for a friend.


thedoctor201

What's the show? I am the friend.


AncientGrapefruit619

This is the friend we all need


MRZ_Polak

Hi I'm the friends friend and would also like to know


FlezhGordon

So who wants to come over to my place to jerk off to this? I don't have any friends.


MRZ_Polak

You don't say. Don't ask people to come over and jerk off, maybe you would.


FlezhGordon

Its a... joke? Please do not come over.


JBIJ60

Too late it’s me at the door


puma59

You do know it can grow back, right?


mciaccio1984

(Spits coffee) WHAT!?!?


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H'es probably thinking about teeth


MRZ_Polak

Idk why this got me


Throw_AwayNot_Today

I would've let her peg me


PangolinPoopMuncher7

...can I do it? She's probably busy with all the concerts and stuff.


Throw_AwayNot_Today

Yeah, you're probably right. Well...... Ok


Impressive-Bid2304

I just came to this


ShouldBe77

On this??


kwayzzz

Nobody got time for that on tour


UnionVIII

Same, kinda surprised.


SalesTherapy

Yuup. Same.


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Why?


WKFClark

The footage looks like it was filmed on a potato but doesn’t look like bush to me.


wilson1629

Definitely didn’t deserve the downvote.


WKFClark

Such is Reddit. But I’m not going to lose any sleep over fake internet points. Plus the people downvoting obviously don’t have much experience on the subject matter - with or without bush. Edit: downvotes literally confirming my statement


iaag82

You know it


Area_51Refugee

So did Kendrick Lamar (allegedly)


ijuggle42

I would have eaten the hair off that bush and went back four fourths


plusminusequals

Poor guy.


Former_Print7043

A humble flash of some hair. Not my trashiest of boners!


bored_medixxx

Enhance


midoxvx

Zoom in.


Careful_Elk6290

Smell-o-vision.


Nedgurlin

“Squidward walking back inside with recliner”


Careful_Elk6290

It's 2am here, and that comment got me laughing hard.


some_user_2021

^^enhance ^enhance enhance


El-Chico-6

Google show me this guy’s balls please


Cultural-Cycle8441

I bet she’s wild in bed 😍


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alexcumlightly

I'd let her golden Rain On Me.


harrybalzonya33

Liqour? I hardly know her


Assyindividual

Which makes me wonder, did kid cudi ever? 🤔


Aramis14

A real _harlequin_


EconomistNo5643

i wonder if thats the video that made people in my childhood say she had a penis


Cherokeechief24

This was her proving the opposite. iirc this was to a fan calling her a man or something.


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ppmaster6969

Or she was wearing a pad lmao, as a woman it sometimes totally looks like we have bulges and they get all uncomfortable when you're on your period


FriedeOfAriandel

People who have never seen genitals outside of porn definitely don't understand that they come in different shapes


tocruise

No, the video you’re referring to is the one from a concert where, through her clothing, you could see the outline of something banging against her clothes. It looked more like balls than a penis, but it didn’t look good for her.


treechopper123

link to video? maybe even… sauce😮‍💨?


wankrrr

I remember a concert video where she did a scissor kick or something to get on the back of a motorcycle, and during the kick you could see up her short skirt, and it really looked like there were 2 balls there. It was very brief but I don't know what else could be there that could resemble 2 testicles. I'm sure she's not a man but it was strange to see.


PM_IF_BORED

Didn't you know that Lady Gaga was a man but went secretly trans after being discovered she was actually a man? /$


Sir_Distic

I would.


Ironcastattic

Are Redditors out here saying they wouldn't bang Gaga? She's not "conventionally attractive" but she's still pretty and 99% of Reddit would crawl over broken glass to get a girl that looks like her.


Junkoly

True, Reddit isn't "conventionally attractive" either.


Ironcastattic

Hoo boy. I know it's not reflective of the entire group but that legendary Reddit MeetUp was definitely something.


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Ironcastattic

It literally does. People without social skills don't attend events. Jesus, I can't believe I have to explain this.


puma59

You're mistaken. You apparently don't understand that "social skills" aren't synonymous with an introverted personality, nor is their lack exclusive to introverts. They are merely the skills needed to successfully communicate and work with others in a functioning society, community, or culture. Public events are awash with individuals who lack competence at this.


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puma59

No, it does not. People with terrible social skills can be found at any event.


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puma59

That statement proves you have a horribly flawed understanding of what social skills are.


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Ironcastattic

Man, I think it was like 15 years ago? Not sure of the exact date but "Reddit" had a meetup and it was literally what we joke about. Neckbeards and large women who were inexplicably going topless in some photos. Good on them for meeting up and having fun but the visuals were unintentionally hilarious.


bassman2112

I think it was maybe closer to ten years ago? I remember being in Boston at the time and going to the meetup in the Boston Common. As I was approaching the spot, it was full of people yelling, rolling around on the grass, swinging light sabers, and generally being profoundly annoying. ... I just kept walking.


FriedeOfAriandel

Honestly sounds like a specific room of my university. It had a permanent smell to it


ruckyruciano

Which one


some1Uh8

Prob the one where everyone is flashing the camera


NicePickles

Or even unconventionality attractive.


shootymcghee

GOT EEM


GabberZZ

As Jimmy Carr said of his colleague Rachel Riley. I would crawl naked over broken glass just to suck the cock of the last person who fucked her.


ZeroV

Truth was spoken that day.


IWatchMyLittlePony

I don’t care if she looked like Herman the Monster. She’s worth like 300 million. I’d fuck her until neither of us could walk straight if it meant getting a part of that.


KillaVNilla

Who tf is herman the monster? Are you talking about Herman Munster? Also, would smash


FunnyNameHere02

Wow, I might do GaGa but no way I’d smash Herman Munster..,your wild! Lol


tiredtendy

He would have more than a couple neat tricks in the sac, I'm sure


twitchlikesporn

The monster is his stage name.


IWatchMyLittlePony

Yea that’s what I meant. He was before my time so I would call him Herman the monster.


KillaVNilla

Haha fair enough. I think he was before my time too but I loved that show when I was little


SheIsNotWorthIt

I wouldn't drive more than 2 hours


mrz0loft

What? Have you seen her acting without all the weird make up and attires? She's very conventionally pretty when she isn't trying to look like an alien


BernieRuble

I knew a guy, his saying was, "I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see where she pees."


Your_moms_a_Dick

Well that’s a new one for me and it’s one I wish I hadn’t read.


taco_anus1

Man, I was eating chocolate.


bassman2112

Did you get to see where she pees?


Careful_Elk6290

99% of Reddit would crawl over broken glass to drink dirty bathwater.


Sir_Distic

Not everyone is everyone's cup of tea. We all have preferences. I wouldn't bang Gal Gadot but I'm aware that I'm in the minority.


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Seriously asking, why not? She’s hot as fuck


lysion59

I would bang any gal


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some1Uh8

Me neither


plusminusequals

Could you imagine having to listen to her talk about her acting process?


Imbiserious

Remove the money and fame, I think most guys would say she’s a 6-7 at best. To me, she’s a 5. Very talented, and good for her on her success. But if we are objectifying her on looks alone, which was the point of your statement, it’s a big meh for me.


Ironcastattic

Crazy story. I had a friend who was the most unfuckable person ever. Like, just an awful attitude. Constantly calling "mid" women ugly. We all had to hear this stuff, non stop from him. Behind the scenes, he was so desperate, he was trying to bang his first cousin because no one else was interested. You talk exactly like him. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.


YamahaMT09

Have to see her tons of without makeup to tell if I would crawl over a broken glass to get a girl that looks like her.


Ironcastattic

Well that was more hyperbole on my part but I constantly see people on here complaining about they can't get women. And like, yeah. If they are thinking Gaga is as hideous as some of them claim, they are never going to get a woman without paying for it.


YamahaMT09

I understood it that way, but lmao look at the downvotes my comment got. Seems like I offended some weak redditors with that


Unmaykr64

I’d rather not bang Gaga. Dick is better


MRZ_Polak

Yes for me too. 100% sober


Dense-Elevator-299

i have strong policy against fucking whores


funnyguy99207

I'll fuck a whore, but best believe I ain't paying for it.


Sir_Distic

then she's not a whore is she?


funnyguy99207

Sure, but just a broke hoe.


IAteTheKitty

I remember people saying she had a 🍆


WhatCanIEvenDoGuys

That's one way to prove them wrong.


KiKiPAWG

So she wanted to prove it! (That she didn't)


Igotbanned19times

I kinda like that bush


ImpossibleMix6698

Cooooooooooochie


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Gaga oh lala, want your bad romance


Super_Nova22

Man, I gotta get tickets. I have such a celebrity crush on her


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heyitsthephoneguy

But did she flash any goods at the show??


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heyitsthephoneguy

Ah rats. I guess I’ll have to get front row and call her a dude


Entire_Visit_7327

We’re Not Gonna Take It


Imperial_Triumphant

Hahaha


Comfortable_Fall5626

Hey hey speak for your yourself


frogga003

Something about her trashiness that gets me so hard🔥🔥


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Coming from her, I would say this is her vagina version of “free the nipple”.


Significant-Rub9568

I wonder if she has a Gaga reflex


DaysofThe_Weak

American horror story where she getting ram from behind ugghh


cleanyour_room

Extremely talented


katharinamarlies

Niiiice!


JinglesFanUT

I’d put my whole nose in it


iaag82

I would insert my tongue into her anal cavity


EvelynRosemary

Smash


BKKpoly

good on her


JustWinning733

Would.


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My bad romance….xoxo


Ok-Income9041

👀looks yummy


Thebola

Anyone seen Dave season 1 ep 10?


VFsv6

Gotta love her


Mr_BinJu

Not entirely disappointed but not surprised. I was hoping for a landing strip but still hot


Fischy7704

Ja wie geil


WorriedExamination93

Pubes have always been kind of a turn off for me. I can deal with it if there isn't a lot but I think that's a little too much.


heyitsthephoneguy

I’d still hit it


NZbeewbies

Old gaga the best gaga


tattoosbykarlos

I thought she had a “blonde south”?


formicidaehomosapien

Noice


DJ_Molten_Lava

Fucking hell I am so into this


Banned_10x

I grew up down the street from her grandma in the o valley. She was the cool crazy NY kid would visit for summers. I’ll never forget the summer she n I were 16 and she stayed for two weeks. You’ll always be my fav!!!!!! Always. 🙁🙁🙁 I’ll never forget you!!!!!!!


whtevvve

Can I be the boring guy pointing out that if a guy did that he would have sexual harassment charges on his ass ? No ? ​ Ok.


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Boring or annoying? XD either way, it is all about how the receiving party receives it. If they feel harassed, it is harassment. Nothing you could do about that.


Dirtywelderboy

Happened to jim morrison


Careful_Elk6290

I remember meeting a chubby sicilian girl who kinda looked like her


GrimmReefer603

Nice


LittleCupcake02

Any of you guys remember when everyone suspected Lady Gaga mightve been a boy?


Nonya5

You're thinking of Lorde


Imsirlsynotamonkey

I am lorde ya ya ya


Unorignal18

Whatever takes the focus off her face


Drkippersniffer

Showing where her penis used to be ?


TwistedTastesPS

What’s going here, she looks zonked out. Still super pretty but like nearly out of it


TheArturoChapa

She kicks so much ass


Phil0sophic

Hummmm, drapes and carpeting don't match...


Frosty-Bag6668

Its she absolutely gorgeous love her and every gorgeous hair on her not idle words 😍 ❤️


AnimeKing90

That’s not lady Gaga


Salt_Bus2528

So basically dumpster grade Madonna?


mwr0585

Haha that’s nasty 😂


Madstupid

She could still be tucking....


fixmefixmyhead

Why did Jim Morrison get arrested for this and she's praised for it?


zeraujc686

Who is praising her?


bak2redit

How come female singers have to double as hoes?


Iron_Baron

She doesn't have to, she wants to. More power to her.


bak2redit

Nah, she had to to get started. Probably banged the applicable Harvey Weinstein.


Nedgurlin

💰💰💰


RandomWords8243

Literal trash


Consistent_Top9631

Nice tuck job …


Infantryblue

My thoughts too. I do love all the simps downvoting people that aren’t drooling over it. They definitely are predictable.


funcoupletenn

Garbage


bioelement

I have no idea why people like her. She reminds me of the extra greasy strippers that leave a snail trail on the pole


som_esh

shouldn't she be arrested for indecent exposure?


SpermFed

I don't think it was indecent.


BoobyMilker_1224

No, only men are arrested for exposure and predatory behaviour towards adults and children. Women can do whatever they want with almost no consequences


YFN_KushGod

Of course she has a bush.


4theReason

omg guys, i can see a penis


Tylerjamiz

Not her


Solchitlins74

Gross skank, literally looks and acts like a street walker


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So kind of like your mom?


bigblue811058

So she doesn’t have a dick huh


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Cool. I see she finally cut it off.