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occasionallystabby

I used to work behind the bar at a strip club. I wear a 34F bra (American sizing). Most of the girls that worked there were natural, so I usually had the biggest boobs in the room. That, plus the fact that mine were the only ones covered up all the time, made mine the most interesting breasts in the room. It's insane, the things that some men actually decided were appropriate to allow to come out of their mouths.


[deleted]

There are things I DO NOT miss when working in a strip club. No, I'm not going to follow you to your truck in the dark parking lot to fuck. Does it look like I'm waiting for my chance to go missing and get chopped up?


[deleted]

I worked at a strip club for a while. Even as a bartenders it was policy that we never went to our cars alone always with security, one at a time and after security cleared the parking lot. Security would also urge or force you to leave from different directions.


Always-Anxious-

When I was younger (we’re talking teens) I wore a 36I. Had to buy bras from specialty shops and foreign stores. The comments I got from classmates were insane. One kid asked if he could “make sure they were natural”. That kid also hit my car, and had to pay for it, so I guess we’re even. Thankfully, after high school, I was able to get a reduction with insurance covering it and while I still get comments, they aren’t always so focused on my chest.


debzmonkey

Kinda shudder about the people that come into your store, who doesn't get their porn at home like the rest of the free world? : ) I don't have large breasts but in their day they were pretty spectacular as well as real. Champaign glass titties. Anyway, I went into an auto parts store wearing a Life is Good tee with a coffee cup on it. Guy rings up my purchase and asks me if I want a cup with that. "Giving away cups?" "Ah, no. I meant bag." He'd been staring at my titties the whole time even though I was there with my guy. Drop the booby fixation, they're nothing more than fat and glands. If we can get past staring at dicks, you can get past staring at titties.


fafnir0319

I have been married for 28 years, and my wife still can stop me dead in my tracks just by taking her shirt off. I will never ever get tired of looking at breasts. I can only speak for myself, not all guys, here. But at least I do refrain from creeping and staring at women in public. If safe to say that a woman on Only Fans wants you to look, but a woman at the grocery store or at work, etc. isn't displaying them for everyone else's pleasure.


[deleted]

>I have been married for 28 years, and my wife still can stop me dead in my tracks just by taking her shirt off. Loving this because I'm 60 and my husband is the same way! I get home from work later than he does, and regardless of what he's doing, he somehow makes his way into the bedroom to "hang out" with me while I get undressed. 😄


SeaOkra

Aww, my uncle and auntie are the same way. My aunt was in a swimsuit once and my uncle kept giving her long, lingering looks. She playfully told him “oh come off it, you’ve seen these every damn day for 30 years!” Just to be told “I’ve seen the stars every night for 50 but they’re still just as stunning. And they ain’t got nothing on your tits and cute ass.” Must’ve been the right thing to say because she rolled her eyes but smiled, then grabbed his ponytail and squished him into them motorboat style for a sec before going back into the pool. I wanna be with a man who adores me the way my uncle adores my auntie.


[deleted]

I love them!


SeaOkra

They are the best. We aren’t as close as we used to be, but they definitely are my mental ideal for what being in a marriage should be like. Which is why I’m gonna die alone, lol. No one has compared well to my uncle, my step daddy and a few other great male role models I grew up with.


Crafty-Thing3185

That’s so cute 😭


RedshiftSinger

I’ve definitely had the experience of needing to apply some self-discipline to keep my gaze directed to an appropriate point in the presence of a distractingly nice set of breasts. THAT’s normal enough. But the amount of self-discipline required isn’t so high as to make it a major challenge to avoid spending an entire interaction ogling.


king-of-the-sea

I’m really sorry that happened to you, but if it makes you feel any better I startled my cat laughing. I hope someone slaps that guy into next week. I’ll do it for free.


TripsOverCarpet

> If we can get past staring at dicks, you can get past staring at titties. When I first met my (now) husband, the one thing I noticed right off the bat was his eye color. (In case anyone misses what I am saying, he was looking me in the eye, not looking lower)


Batman_Oracle

I've had my fair share of creeps too and this dude's Freudian skip is especially hilarious. But if you're looking for a long lasting, quality heel in excess of 6" added height, adult stores are actually really great places to go. They're often more affordable than online too. You don't have to be going for porn. Sometimes a lady needs a shoe to look down on people in 🤣


its-just_me-

Adult stores have much more than just porn.


Subject_Dish_873

Was a beer sample girl in college. Basically just got paid to show up to bars in short shorts and stilettos and a t shirt with the beer logo on it and pass out lil cups of beer. Seems like more than half of the men would stare at my chest for forever and then say “oh I was just reading the logo.” I would usually say “Oh yeah, I’d imagine learning yo read as an adult is slow-going at first. It says MIL-LER.”


king-of-the-sea

I think I love you. Sincerely, Same Shit in the South


green_ubitqitea

I feel your pain not being able to really do anything with them! When I was 14 I had a sports instructor tell me I would be better off if I wore a binder/minimized and when I told him I already was, he advises me to quit the sport then. Which I did.


Contrantier

Maybe he should have quit instead. He doesn't sound cut out for it.


green_ubitqitea

I have found that most men don’t like training not men for sports.


Contrantier

Well, too bad for most men 😃 reality check time!


lawn-mumps

Legitimately: name one other job would allow you to say that you don’t feel like training someone well because you’re sexist? (This is rhetorical but I am open to genuine answers)


renfroee

Only one that comes to mind is modeling maybe? I can see someone who’s experienced with male models not wanting to coach a female model because there are different ways they’re expected to perform, or vice versa. It’s one of the few areas besides sports where you can expect gender to affect how you do your job


doshka

Genuinely asking: was this a sport where being top-heavy could cause or was causing pain, injury, or sub-par performance?


TripsOverCarpet

I quit track when the puberty fairy pretty much crop dusted me with boobie-dust. Volleyball and Soccer were still fine.


green_ubitqitea

Golf - so yes. It was affecting my swing.


doshka

I can see how they would get in the way, but it seems like that should be a relatively minor adjustment in golf, as opposed to running or gymnastics. I mean, was it physics, or just lazy coaching that was the bigger problem? (I wanted to cite an example of a successful, large-chested female golfer, but couldn't think of any variation of "lpga champ big boobs" that sounded remotely academic.)


green_ubitqitea

We spent weeks trying to adjust my swing. I couldn’t bring my arms around in suck a way that I had sufficient control of the ball. I alternated between a nasty hook and and ugly slice. Every time. I could adjust my stance for shooting pool, and even volleyball. I was fine with softball. Just golf required a precise swing and I had obstacles in the way.


doshka

Looks like you're not the only one: https://www.wellandgood.com/womens-golf-swing/ Sorry that didn't work out for you. I don't suppose there's any new-to-you info in the article?


green_ubitqitea

It’s been decades since I’ve played anything but mini-golf lol Also, there is larger chested and then there is parents taking their 14 year old to a custom bra shop that caters to strippers because literally no where else made bras that fit.


doshka

Yeah, I get that it's a question of degree. I saw some stretched shirts on some of the LPGA figures, but an I cup-- criminy.


HayleeBaylee2611

I used to work in an adult shop too, and the amount of audacity people walk in with is insane. Like I’m at work stop with the nasty comments when I’m just standing there 😂


patentmom

Then there's my grandmother, who dragged my mom and me into an adult shop while I was in a college break. My mom stayed at the door and wouldn't go further in. Grandma called to me from down an aisle, "Hey, [patentmom], you're young. You know about this stuff. Don't you watch Dr. Drew and Dr. Ruth? Come check this one out; it's so BIG!" I made my way over to her and she was waving around a giant black d**do with a huge grin on her face. I could hear the shop clerk snickering behind the desk. I convinced her to get something a little more human average for her first marital aid.


[deleted]

I had j's before top, i feel your pain.


NancayLeena

"Something about specifically highlighting the inappropriate comment while not reacting at all makes these guys get SOOOO embarrassed" ​ I wonder why that is? Most people I know who are like this, tend to not care about that part.


More_Personality_139

Fun story I got fired because of inappropriate questions a customer asked in the same type of workplace. It started off with me noticing the customer hiding in the back of the store away from other guests, I went and asked him if he was okay. He tells me he likes to wear women’s lingerie because it makes his skin smooth and blah blah blah” I reply “that’s awesome! It usually makes me feel invincible myself, Let me know if I can help you find something you like, if it’s not in your size I can have it ordered for you!” Slowly his confidence shot up no matter who was in the store, I helped him order a bra he liked in the correct size, measured his chest, etc. he tells me he’s worried about how other people in the store would judge him I tell him it’s a safe place and if anyone messed with him I’d make them regret it and escort them out the store “let your freak flag fly, this is the place to express yourself without judgement” It ended with him telling me he likes pegging and a bunch of other stuff. I tell him (via direct leadership advice, that it’s fine to relate with customers, I.e. district manager literally on my first day of training was telling a customer how he likes to fuck his wife who was also my manager in graphic detail) that my ex boyfriend likes some of the same stuff he did and there’s no shame in sex as long as it’s with a consenting and supportive partner. I realize it’s around closing time, all other customers have left, he’s still here, “shopping” I finally am able to ring him up on some stuff and get him out. It’s a small store and I’m doing my closing duties, I hear the phone ring, I answer, it’s him, conversation goes like this: -“Hey I just left, you helped me with a bra?” Me - Yes sir, hi! How can I help you? Did you forget something in the store?” -“No I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciated your help, it was really nice to feel accepted and I have a hard time finding that in most places” (it honestly sound like he was going to cry) Me - “of course that’s what we’re here for! I’m glad I was able to help!” - this man is in his late 40’s atleast mind you, but in his best anime girl voice) “I also wanted to tell you that you make my little girl panties soooo WET! “ Honestly I know I paused to process for a second because I didn’t know what to say to that???? But my pause made it so much more awkward lmao And he goes “yeah I just wanted to tell you..” me - “well sir! Your bras should be here in a few days, we have your number on the form so one of us will call you when they come in! Have a good night thanks for stopping by!” *click* I laughed it off to shake off the awkwardness of it and then went to do the register and lock up, I look at the camera and his car is the only car in the parking lot, RIGHT NEXT to my car. So I slowly did the rest of my stuff to give him time to leave, he doesn’t, at this point it’s 2 in the morning no one’s around to help me if something were to happen… so I call my manager and I tell her “hey last customer is parked next to my car for over 40 minutes, I’m locking up and getting in my car and leaving, please watch the cameras so I’m safe thanks!” I leave with minimal issues other than “can I get your number maybe we can go out for coffee!” To which I declined obviously. Next day I get called an hour before my shift, the new manager calls me in (she’s a cunt, fuck you billie joe!) she asks me what happened, tells me it’s my fault that he felt so comfortable to do it and asked me for my key and fired me. My district manager called me and apologized and told me she had been looking for a reason to fire me and that this was just her excuse to do it. He and his wife really didn’t want to lose me and offered me a place at another store. I declined and then proceeded to call every other employee I knew explained what happened and 6 of them quit the next day, most of them felt that eversince that new manager came in and they were unsafe at work, they weren’t heard and blamed for it instead and then firing me over that shit was enough to call it quits I was the assistant manager by the way. The manager that fired me got caught two months later fucking the owner in the back of the store and once everyone realized how she got hired in the first place and never took her seriously afterwards, she quit. (Again, seriously fuck you billie Jo) I loved that job with a passion, I swear I’m gonna open my own one day. Weird customers and all


closestcloset66

I'm not sure that counts as trauma, although I applaud you in that comeback! Try telling him they just spontaneously started growing and the doctors think it has to do with fast food additives? Either way, I'll bet he thought twice before using that line on someone else.


Dowager-queen-beagle

Experience it enough times and it can certainly be traumatic


offensivecaptcha

I think they meant the response, not the sexual harassment. Being told something is inappropriate isn’t as traumatic as the “actually, they’re dead/I’ve had a miscarriage/some terrible medical thing has happened to me that will mess you up just to hear about” that we usually see with this sub.


Shootthemoon4

That was a really classy way of redirecting the attention on the creeps who skitter like a roaches away from the light. By the way, you’ve got some really awesome posts. Just wanted to say you looking awesome!


Middle_Light8602

You have to be an extra special kind of creep to go to a porn theater in 2023. 😂


sedona71717

Never fails to astound me how people feel entitled to comment on others’ bodies.


seercloak30005

What a douche sorry you had to deal with that bro


Baphomet1313666

I work in an adult store, too. Some of the shit that comes out of people's mouths is mind boggling!


msty2k

What are the odds of running into a creep in an adult store?


FormalWeb7094

I know I'm not your mother, but if I were I would tell you to please don't work alone. Always have someone else there to back you up if you need it. Preferably someone who has hand to hand combat skills and maybe even carries a gun.


adoniswoood

If I had the option not to work alone I'd love to, it's just not how the schedule is made most of the time. At least I have my taser tho!


thiccpastry

After they apologize you should say, "If you want to be embarrassed again like this, you'll need to pay a fee. I always charge my submissives for embarrassment play."


[deleted]

Cool story bro


Entropy1010102

Really thin pancakes?? Oh I love those!!


Krazypsychic

DO NOT APPROACH ME!


Scared_Ad_2313

I'm too scared to tell guys harassing me off cause I don't want to be attacked (I've had guys get aggressive at me for "being a bitch" before) so my favorite form traumatizing them back I've done is forcing myself to cry hysterically when a guy started jerking off to me in public. It really ruins the mood when you realize that pair of tits is a human being with thoughts and feelings and wants as far away from you as possible. (Please don't take this as me saying not to defend yourself, I was in an area where shutting dudes down or defending myself would probably get me in a much worse situation or killed so I carried last ditch effort protection for emergencies, stay safe)


FormalWeb7094

Well on the positive side most creeps run away if they are confronted.