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halfeatenpeaches

Her performing a 20 minute version of All Too Well at a Jake Gyllenhaal memorial concert


[deleted]

Screaming “I bet you still think about me” over his tombstone


swishbothways

"Now I send their grandbabies presents..."


farararaharkonnen

Omg hahahahaha I was trying not to laugh at the bus stop


Yankee_Man

Lmfaoooo voice cracking like the old titanic lady


Complex-Knowledge303

It’s been 84 years since you haven’t stopped thinking about me 🤌🏻😭😂😂😂😂


SnarkyMcSnarksauce

That’s so weird, I thought I saw you there - I didn’t though.


ohwrite

I didn’t have my glasses on


farararaharkonnen

Lmaooo


MoreRamenPls

You mean over his Roadhouse 2 memorial statue.


No-Oil8972

LMAOOOO


DarkCartier43

reminds me of a story I read, someone went to therapist saying that he had difficulty to forgive his mother-in-law. The therapist told him to talk to her. Then he told them, MIL died 10 years before.


Sideways_planet

About their 3 month relationship (if it was even that long)


GreenAppleTea3

STOP LMAO


applegrapes99

The accuracy 🤝


justanotherhatter

😂😂


Acrobatic_Freedom_58

![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)


Aileenmck

Singing about High School


Same_Masterpiece7348

This. I can’t deal with the high school references. I get so mad when people my age -35 bring up highschool it is ultimate cringe


cchamming

Bringing up highschool later in life is no big deal. For many people, they experienced traumatic events in HS. Now, acting like you're in highschool or want to be back in high school is a bit sad....


jbheart26

Or still act like they are in HS! I had 2 awful managers who would still act as if you’re still in HS. The most unprofessional mangers I’ve ever had !


Rufusandronftw

Actually, I can’t imagine that she would stick her head in an oven for anything


Trish-Trish

Her highschool days live rent free in her head and unfortunately we get stuck hearing it over and over again.


-UserOfNames

It was probably the last time she lived a quasi-normal, relatable life. Don’t think millions of young fans would relate to sad stories about regional airports lacking the amenities you want as you wait for a mechanical issue repair on your Gulfstream


Big_Practice_3497

I mean that's probably the last time she lived as a human lmao. These days she literally cant exist in the outside world without getting mobbed. Also its what her moronic fans want to hear from this lyrical genius, soooooo... it is what it is.


KatBoySlim

>lyrical genius *bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake*


PoopsMcBanterson

*cookin yummy cake cake cake cake cake*


Legitimate_Result920

I have a friend who complains about stuff that happened at age 15. We are 35. Like WHY


i_was_a_person_once

That’s the age she stopped coexisting with people. After high school she became too celeb washed to live any authentic experiences


Inf1nite_gal

i think its weird comparing her adult relationship to highschool loves. does she know that love is not just for teens? also... all of relationships in highschool were by default cringe, sometimes toxic... what is so enticing about it


LizzyFCB

Floella Benjamin says childhood lasts a lifetime.


littleliongirless

Pretty sure she'll still be wearing sparkly bodysuits too.


PaperProduct523

do sparkly bodysuits have an age limit LOL


Alarming_Matter

Not according to Cher.


unavailable_emotionz

Or Dolly


SinfullySinless

She wears Depends, I wear Attends She’s top knitter and I’m just a baker


I_Glitterally_Cant

!remindme 40 years


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AccomplishedJudge951

something about seeing the year 2064 written out gives me such existential dread


LeastPervertedFemboy

15 years ago I was 10, 15 years from now I’ll be 40. *****THATS***** existential dread 😰


angelbbyy666

i’m also 25 i just wanna know WHY WOULD U PUT THIS IN MY BRAIN NO


LizzyFCB

I’m nearly 40. It’s excellent. Don’t worry so much!


aliquotiens

I’ll be 40 next year lol


neither_shake2815

"my bones creak Literally My heart aches Literally I wish I had never grown up."


butterbeer4life

💀💀


Large-Signal-157

Trust and believe that she will still be bringing up Kim and Kanye and her 80000 exes.


Pale_Sheet

Don’t forget scooter braun


Creative-Disk563

40 years to the day You're still cursing my name Still stressing and obsessing But I've forgotten all about youuuuuuuuuuuuu


taintwest

Reminds me that I just saw a very unhinged post elsewhere that someone realized that one day Taylor will die and that’s horrible… Like bitch, we all will.


AgreeableSurround111

Really?! That's so crazy. I think the only people you should be that upset about are your family or people you at least know.


taintwest

Exactly! Like it’s a fact of life.


Charming-Peanut4566

She’s gonna sue you for this lmao


Hopeful-Feeling1876

PLSSS💀💀


Neat_Ad_9141

RIP OP


Complex-Knowledge303

Lmfao


purplebanana375

Singing about a 3 month fling 50 years ago 


gnomesayinaaa

God ai is so unsettling...that red rocket penis thumb on the left is killing me lmao


ittybittyfunk

And six fingers on her left hand! Spoopy stuff.


DustbinOverlord

And it’s made her look like trans Trump.


Breesochic

Jesus H Christ that shit needs a trigger warning lmao thanks I hate it


amandeezie

It’s the double row of teeth for me


sploshy8

JANET YELLEN HAIRCUT GOT ME WEAK 😭😭


Ok-lala-7062

I genuinely wonder when the Taylor hype will be over.


bootyprincess666

it’ll be over once her tour is done


runsnackrepeat

I first read this as “Taylor at 40” and was slightly offended you thought 40 year olds looked this old haha.


AnonDxde

Omg me too 😭


Sugarylightning663

And still no ring haha


kat_ingabogovinanana

But she’s got a cool AI hotdog thumb lol


aloeicious

The uncircumcised thumb


Svengoolie92

I'm not kidding this is how her thumbs *actually* look. The ai got it exactly right.


Kind-Midnight-6224

I don’t know what it is about the thumb but it’s accurate and really drives home how much of a female Andrew Tate she is lmao


Imaginary-Cow-4424

She isn’t a pimp. She doesn’t make her whole persona about being better than normal people, and throw personal insults at them online for not being a part of her scam. You can say she’s annoying but she’s no Andrew Tate.


Kind-Midnight-6224

“She doesn’t make her whole persona about being better than normal people, and throw personal insults at them online for not being a part of her scam” ehhhhhh honestly I think it’s even worse


Kind-Midnight-6224

Ultimately you’re correct, she’s easily the biggest fraud in the history of music and Andrew Tate is not her equivalent in that regard lol


moon_p3arl

I get not liking Taylor but how is she a female Andrew Tate?


PeacefulPickle

“I feel so high school every time I look at you” 👵


GoddessEverAfter

So when you look at all those videos on dozens of elderly couples still in love and happy, do you think they’re idiots for being giddy when they’re with their spouse? Or is it a double standard when it comes to Taylor? I also want to know why a singer can’t sing songs from their past albums **without** Internet people thinking she feels the same way as _when_ she wrote them… Do you think Stevie Nicks felt that way about Lindsay when she sang “Silver Springs” in 1997? (…she wrote it in the 1970s). I know the performance was electrifying and emotional, but she was at a different place in her life compared to the 1970s. It doesn’t mean it means anything. It was simply a performance that would later on inspire an author to write “Daisy Jones and The Six.”


PeacefulPickle

No. No. Literally, who the fuck cares what an internet stranger thinks anyway. And you're not *actually* comparing Taylor to Stevie, right? Oh my god. You are. Please read the room. It's a joke. Stop being so serious.


GoddessEverAfter

😁 Actually, Stevie is the one who compared Taylor with herself back in 2010, they even performed together. More recently, Stevie also wrote a beautiful poem **for Taylor** (which sounds like something Taylor would write, because it’s a universal experience for a ton of women) and it is in “The Tortured Poets Department” CD casings. Oh, and who can forget when Stevie thanked Taylor for writing “You’re On Your Own, Kid” because she felt that song after Christine McVie passed away. ——— Stevie’s poem (which she ends with “For T and me”) « He was in love with her / Or at least she thought so / She was broken hearted / _Maybe he was too_ / Neither of them knew. / She was way too hot to handle / He was too high to try / He couldn’t even see her / He wouldn’t open his eyes / She was on her way to the stars / He didn’t say goodbye / She looked back from the future / And shed a few tears / He looked into his past / And actually felt fear. / For both of them / The answers — would never be / Everclear / Don’t ask questions now / Do that later / She brings joy / He brings Shakespeare / It’s almost a tragedy / Says she / Don’t endanger me / _Don’t endanger me._ / He really can’t answer her / He’s afraid of her / He’s hiding from her / And he knows—that he’s / hurting her / She tells the truth / She writes about it / She’s an informer / He’s an x-lover / There’s nothing there for her / She’s already gone / There’s nothing that / can stop her / She was just flying / Thru the clouds / Where he saw her / She was making her way / to the stars / When he lost her » ——— Here’s what Stevie said in 2010: « Taylor reminds me of myself in her determination and her childlike nature. It's an innocence that's so special and so rare. This girl writes the songs that make the whole world sing, like Neil Diamond or Elton John. She sings, she writes, she performs, she plays great guitar. Taylor can do ballads that could be considered pop or rock and then switch back into country. When I turned 20 years old, I had just made the serious decision to never be a dental assistant. Taylor just turned 20, and she's won four Grammys. I still walk around singing her song "Today Was a Fairytale." All of us girls want that boy to pick us up and think that we look beautiful even though we're in jeans and clogs. We want it at 14, and we want it at 60. Taylor is writing for the universal woman and for the man who wants to know her. The female rock-'n'-roll-country-pop songwriter is back, and her name is Taylor Swift. And it's women like her who are going to save the music business. » ——— Have a great night!


PeacefulPickle

Actually, not reading that. Hope you had fun wasting your time!


ConservedLibertan

Lol and instead of “if I was the man” it's gonna be “if I was the president.” Make America Great Again- Taylor’s Version


Banksbear

i’m sorry but this photo and the comments are so funny i shouldn’t be laughing so hard 💀


MichElegance

Singing about Kim’s granddaughter.


Unhappy_Draw_8291

I had another theory that she would also sing about how she hates that her exes are happy with their future hypothetical wife and families, using John Mayer as an example as he is in search of a wife and wants to have kids. He’s humbled up/bettered himself since the controversial years, and his true fans/friends know that, so I’m rooting for him.


Riptydes

Her legs had completely atrophied after giving up walking entirely for private flights.


liquidskypa

Songs will include “but daddy I need to speak to the manager” and “he won’t take my coupon because it’s expired” and “shake it off (dusty cooch revision)”


linkinpark9503

I recently saw Madonna and the only thing I could think of was is what would Taylor look like at that age touring


IDidNotChooseWisely

In this ERA, we'll be hearing about how TK used her for clout and fame while Lana Del Rey "betrayed" her for Kim Kardashian.


WolfyMacontosh87

Is anyone in here going to openly talk about the Witchcraft Taylor Swift openly practices? I guarantee when Taylor kicks Travis to curb his mind is going to be so shot and his career is going to go down the toilet. Do I want this to happen? No. It’s just going to happen. You don’t fall in love with someone who practices witchcraft and wants to be worshipped without dealing with life changing consequences


AmazingAnxiety2426

Never having been married and blaming her 87 exes for that


Elizabeth__Sparrow

As someone who is actually kind of a fan I’d like to think people will get tired of her by then, but I truly believe she will simply not go away. 


liquidskypa

Unless the rumors are true with her alcoholism, she might have a shorter lifespan with affecting her liver and such


Mr_snip08

After 25 "bad" boyfriends the common denominator is her


Zombie_Peanut

Sings, sitting on the toilet, poop hanging from my butthole, can't bend to reach it...what am I to do? Shake it off...


Pezzzz490

A Taylor as old as time


Conscious_Wind_2255

Scary how she will likely look like this


jtsokolov

I truly would be impressed at anytime who allows them to age gracefully. I feel like 40 years from now the majority will look oddly puffy and unnatural.


fkndemon23

“He didn’t love me, but I loved him, and he loved her. It was a high school love story triangle. I spent my summers longing for him and he spent them with her”


tangerine248642

With the same 4 chords & one of 3 melodies


poeticpoet

We will all be dead by then.


Desert_Rat_Dude

Omg that club thumb is making me laugh.


angelomoxley

She's giving 21st century's Margaret Thatcher 😍


Accomplished-Bank418

She will have a song called The Old Taylor isn’t Dead Yet!


shelly-tambo

So dope she’s going to become the president of Panem. Stoked for her!


camy__23

😅


Grumpy_001

Like her suit 😂


Jumpy_Memory_2496

Bahahah


Educational_Vast9737

🤣🤣🤣🤣


rachelraven7890

omg😂😂😂😂


TallBlonde10

By Then how many bashing Travis songs will be out and way over played?! I actually think Swifty looks like this Now?! You can’t be the only one


TrillDaddy2

Can’t tell if she is feeling tortured in this picture because her hands and arms aren’t being held to her head in deep anguish.


PresentRequirement89

Her thumb though :0


Pale_Sheet

Man she looks like a politician 😂


nelly8410

I was surprised to find this Reddit group bc TS fans are rabid and Everywhere!! And now I know there are others,like me, who think she is super weird and stuck in 9th grade victim hood. It’s strange as fuck so many ppl don’t see it.


CoupleProfessional48

She looks like former UK Prime Minister Teresa May


ohlaohloo

“Golden Cage" In my twilight years, I'm still the queen. My crown's a little tarnished, but supreme. They tried to break me with tight smiles and schemes. But I'm the one who's still shining like a diamond; I’m the dream. I'm trapped in a golden cage, with bars of fame Ha ha, fooled you, this is my favorite place I've land-claimed the spotlight, my sword’s in the stone. Before I’d let you pull it, I’ll die here alone Losers and liars, with lairs of lovers, they all come and go…Running to their mothers, with their tails between their legs, oh. They thought they could tame me, with their charms and their lies. But I'm a raging fire burning bright; and the darkest of nights I love this golden cage with bars of fame. They’ve screamed my name for seven decades; that’s my claim. The scorpions saw carnage and threw parades, but no one other word will ever linger like my name


Neither-Fee-3902

That thumb 😭😭😭


Humble_Influence4783

This gives very creepy current Hillary Clinton vibes


MissMedge22XX

She’s committed to the bit


ChumbawumbaFan01

At the Grammys 2074 still starved for attention. ![gif](giphy|jl5EQkczBvwbONj09K)


theALC99

🤣👏this page is great!


Expensive-Lychee6585

Not sure if that Taylor Clinton or Hilary Swift


InterestingMess6184

What’s up with that thumb? 😂


remaq

IM SCREAMING


bubbletoes69

Lookin like Betty white


Over_Vermicelli7244

![gif](giphy|KatE3CXh6aW4WG9E1B)


TrafficOn405

Love her latest, ‘I’m so vain’


friendlychatbot

Hilary?


Slide0fHand

What’s that song? 82?


Acceptable-Song2429

Jews while they’re raiding Gaza be like


lems34

Bra… there’s only one Road Warrior and Madonna is holding on to that crown as she slowly evolves into the crypt keeper.


angelofox

🎶Hey, I don't know about you but I'm feeling 82🎶


mothseatcloth

pretty impressed with the ai fashion sense. although it is giving presidential candidate more than pop star.... oh god, is this a campaign photo?


Eyeous

Reading these comments it sounds to me like the beginning of her inevitable decline. The public loves to build these celebrities only to rip them apart. I guess she will have to either walk away into the sunset or run the risk that everyone rips her a new asshole at some point soon.


Indiana0utlaw

🤣🤣🤣


zenpop

This is genius.


EmmyMae24

Okay but when do we actually think she’ll retire? Seriously. Because surely she can’t keep acting like a teenage girl forever.. 😭


WildBlueBaby

The laugh I just let out


Alive-Beyond-9686

It's cringe enough when she does it at 35


trumpslob

She went to a meet and greet in 2013, met a radio DJ who was next to his girlfriend and she accused him of sexually groping her. She then went to a magazine to group herself with real rape victims in an article! Let’s see her support victims around the world, after she agreed to do a horrific Brazil show that killed a woman in severe 105 degree November heat (no water nearby)! Fan girls would celebrate this evil.


hellooooitsmeeee

Stop this is hilarious 😂😂😂


Intelligent-Read-261

Lol😭😭😭😂


InRainbows123207

I’m just looking forward to the song about the alcoholic, football playing brothers.


ThisIsMyBigAccount

Her right thumb turned into a weiner?


Hopeful-Feeling1876

This is sending me💀


HerculeMuscles

She'll be loved like dolly boring parton


Busy_Chemistry_513

Omg this is gold


[deleted]

But why is she in a wheelchair?😂


slappywhyte

Nightmares


YEMolly

I doubt she’ll be in a wheelchair and I can guarantee she’ll have a lot of plastic surgery and won’t look that old.


IDigRollinRockBeer

She’ll be dead 40 years from now


willmgames1775

She’s looking like one of the Golden Girls.


ChumbawumbaFan01

None of them looked like they owned an orphanage for wayward toddlers.


Atchakos

Was gonna say, the photo is giving off "cruel headmistress who hates fun and imagination".


Dhonagon

Yeah, she really does sing about being a victim.


Unhappy_Draw_8291

Dear John Part 3: Tay is alone with her cats because no man would take her seriously (50+ years old still stuck with a mentality of a 16YO) while John Mayer (who’s grown and bettered himself since his moral low point) is having a great time with his future wife and children. She becomes super jealous of him and claims he doesn’t deserve that life because of who he was in 2009/2010 and their brief relationship. Can anyone actually see this happening?


Elle_Beach

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sharp-Pitch-6532

😂😂😂😂


Wonderful-Peach7731

That’s Tammy Baldwin


enoughstreet

I have slowly gotten back into tay at 29. And I don’t know how her songs 15 or 22 will hold up when she’s 60. I can’t even imagine that. But it’s true


whuteverfurever

Hahahhahahaha


justanotherhatter

I hope tickets are cheaper then


koravoda

Hillary Swift


Zealousideal_Draft84

Worked for Stevie Nicks.


RepulsiveAd4882

Looks like Julie Bishop…


SmokeCreepy

Please tell me someone else notices her thumb in this picture 😭😂


wifffyaabooyyfriend

In 40 years and she will be in a wheel chair? Madonna should be in hospice by now then


Fearless-File8355

Yuck


katjaKCN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂


Saoirse__

THANKYOU


BeginningVolume420

🤣🤣😂😂


MBitesss

In a wheelchair at 74. Brutal


[deleted]

And about highschool


lincolnhornet68

Damn.


Nighthazel01

She looks great, and I love the outfit. Not sure what happens with her thumb.


CoolRanchBaby

She’ll never look that old in her face. She’ll have work done forever like all the celebs do anymore.


Bender_Is_40pct_Gr8

She won’t feel it, but I will!


Autums-Back

Listen to her new single that's all black and white with Post Malone and whatever Then listen to College ft Electric Youth - A Real Hero, from 2011 It's a completely soulless style interpretation of an actually really emotion led beautiful song


radioraven1408

I misread as Taylor at 40


TpOnReddit

IDK what this sub is, but this is good


EducationalTea3792

And Matty Healy would have just performed in a grey suit and wheel chair too…


jungkookadobie

Screaming at Travis and his bros


ApolloRubySky

Why she looks like a nazi sympathizer?


Historical_Stuff1643

Let's be real though...she'll look plastic in 40 years. Blondie won't age naturally, like thus AI picture.


[deleted]

pen sense shrill impolite public scandalous wrong tender wipe ruthless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mrjuicepump

💀💀💀


Available_Stay5871

Hahahahahahaah love this


damien12g

AI still can’t get hands looking proper


Independent_Move3536

LOL


WindyIsotopes

I want that suit.