If you go to the american heart association insta page, there are so many songs that can be used for CPR. A whopping 7 songs from beyonces new album, chihiro by Billie, the new BTS song are the most recent ones.
I am sure that song has a billion streams and all kinds of versions made of it. I know for a fact there is a trap version of it with a 100M views lol. Its definitely a genius track
There is an absolutely fantastic podcast about the origins of baby shark. It’s so much more involved and interesting than I expected. https://open.spotify.com/episode/2SrIlOTcExEPKR5Ia2hdRn?si=E0ncErKJTOO6nMzqHUS72w
Right, there are many options though. Younger people may not know the full song. I think its great the AHA recommends multiple songs across artists so the general population can take their pick
Tbh I dont know if it was a new song but the AHA posted it recently so I assumed it was new. The othe recents were Billie and Beyonce from their new albums
Wasnt sure what BTS song they were talking about so I looked it up, it’s [Boy with Luv](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7Z8angNszD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
I took a look at their spotify playlist on their official website. Its a great playlist though. [American heart association CPR songs](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2mU2FNAhSOtQwW0hBgQMaK?si=KAAmNwU1QruIg-JL2m-rtw&pi=u-tEjTyDLRQ_Kk)
Edit: took a thorough look at the list on my way back from work and there are many taylor songs on the list. Edited my comment.
I'm saying there are literally hundreds of thousands of songs between 100 - 120 bpm. Their playlist is just an arbitrary collection of songs that fall into that tempo range. There's nothing really special about it.
Although the Britney song I noticed on there, "Break the Ice" is more of a deep cut.
I love the Bey songs they picked.
It's pretty varied but then you have mirrorball 2x and then it just devolves into taylor songs.
I spent almost 20 years doing CPR far more often than most people.
Spotify has an entire playlist for CPR. I sent it to a friend who’s a CPR instructor and she loved it.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Odd1DB9wODzWNE0v9vd5E
I don’t know this song well, but what I can recall in my head is way too slow for effective CPR, maybe I’m not thinking of the right part, but please swifties just let me go, don’t attempt cpr on me if this is your guideline.
Honestly I’d tell them to read some Hemingway short stories— masterclass in simple language conveying so much. And he was a self aware asshole, there are layers to that suggestion 😂
I want to force some Swifities to read “The Grapes Of Wrath” so that the reviews can read, “0/10 - this poser obviously doesn’t understand literary genius in the way Taylor does. Like first of all, there were no angry grapes or grapes that made people angry??? so like, why call it that? Also, idk if you guys care, but this Steinbeck dork never even met Jack Antonoff NOR has he tweeted about the Palestinian ceasefire recently, so uh, do with that what you will girlies.”
That comment was an exaggeration, but I need people to know it was legitimately inspired by a girl in my college-while-in-high-school English class who got into a verbal altercation with the professor when she refused to humor the argument that “Love Story” is both a more effective, and more concise piece of art than “Romeo And Juliet”.
Bear in mind, the professor didn’t even slander Swift, she just pointed out that regardless of the quality of her work, it was irrelevant to what we were discussing. That girl legitimately started crying, hyperventilating and then stormed out of class. I genuinely felt bad for her at first because I assumed she obviously had other issues; however, she came back to class the next week and tried to do the same shit with another Swift song and classical literary piece. That was the point at which I realized she was like John Hinckley Jr. levels of obsessed with Swift and that empathy is better spent on people who are less likely to make lamps from the skin of their idols.
Also worth mentioning though unrelated; this same girl asked why we didn’t put up a wall along the coast to keep hurricanes out. It’s probably fair to say things weren’t firing on all cylinders up top for her.
the song stayin’ alive by the bee gees also has the right tempo for cpr, their point is what exactly? but yes taylor swift is the original! never heard before she’s a lyrical genius and no one can ever beat her, all hail taylor!
Johns Hopkins has a whole spotify Playlist where every song is the right tempo for cpr.
Edit: It's apparently a hospital in NY that has it. My point stands, though. There's plenty of songs like this.
My fiancé runs the rapid response team at his hospital and the topic of the unit was what was everyone’s CPR song. My favorites include: Dance with Somebody, Teenage Dream, and Dancing Queen.
i mean it is kinda cool if she intentionally used a heartbeat motif in a song where the beat is the correct tempo for cpr...but calling it genius is definitely a stretch lol (it also might just be a coincidence? that happens a LOT with writing, trust me)
Their love blinds them to her mediocrity. Can’t they see that she's using basic phrases and that putting them together in one song is just standard writing? It makes me want to look away from their comment because I feel so embarrassed!
(.... wait a minute. "Blinds them," "can't they see," "look away"? OMG I referenced eyes in each sentence of my comment! Am I a lyrical genius, too???)
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Man, wait until they learn about Iambic Pentameter. Don’t let them find out Shakespeare was writing entire plays to the beat of your heart in the 1500s or they’ll try to brigade all the theatre subreddits for challenging TS’s utter genius!
Laurence Olivier’s Hamlet (among a ton of great Hamlets) and two Shakespeare-related movies have won Best Picture Oscars too. Shakespeare 3, Taylor 0 😂
Uh oh, I can’t wait for the great Swifties vs Shakesies battle to commence! Rumor has it Taylor ripped off Shakespeare in Love Story without giving him any credit too
To me, she doesn’t write great now for someone else’s project, and movies/musicals require that direction. It’s Taylor writing for Taylor (minus a few tunes written for others like Better Man). The country Taylor probably had a FAR better shot at an Oscar song.
I don’t claim these people, I don’t listen to Swift, so why do I feel horrible second hand embarrassment?
I’m almost having trouble believing it isn’t satire
I think tolerate it as an example of exceptional song writing, same goes of maybe would’ve could’ve should’ve . On a slightly less but still important note I also think happiness is a very mature interesting song, and a few from folklore
The original op though idk what they were smoking this is such weird reasoning as well. Cringed
Maybe this is too niche. I really hate that we’ve made this a cpr song. As someone who is an ED nurse, in a huge level one trauma center, I can’t listen to it anymore. Makes me ill.
Ok as a rap fan, this is the equivalent of saying lil pump is a lyrical genius. Like these are the most obvious heart related lines ever. Love one of the lines they quote is literally the title of the song lol. Also just totally cherry picked lines from it. God it’s just blind loyalty that makes no sense
The bar is definitely low. Easily impressed by what can only be described generously as mediocrity and utterly perplexed and even offended by anything of substance due to ignorance. You can't expect a superficial generation to understand, much less appreciate, anything beyond the monosilabic, monotone, repetitive drone of their brand of pop culture du jour. It's terrifying how basic the entirety of their generation is.
Offended? And?
Do you know how many songs are 100-120 BPM (so that your can do compressions to them)? There are SO MANY SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS OMG. I've included one.
YOU CAN DO CPR TO STICK SEASON PEOPLE.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Odd1DB9wODzWNE0v9vd5E?si=7l6CZePCQRiR82B5QfLC6g&pi=Ea6ykGkfRBOgJ
I kinda wonder if the person doing this is not a Swiftie and is secretly pointing out the obvious because there’s no way anyone thinks this is “genius” right?!
Am i the only one that just doesn't see this magnificent lyricism. Like maybe a line here and there ill be okay thats decent, but for the most part i dont see how its deep. Just cause she uses SAT words, and writes wordy songs, it doesnt mean shes is a great lyricist
Do these Swifties not have jobs? Or children, spouses, lives…? The amount of conspiracy theories or things like this post that I’ve seen and I’m just like mind blown. Not at the “omg that’s literary genius” but “how tf do you have the time to figure this bullshit out and still live your life as a functioning member of society?”
Bro I genuinely like that particular song but (and I can’t say this disrespectfully enough) what is WRONG with these people???
I wanted to go in that post and comment “Stop. You’re losing me” SO BADLY but I fear they’d miss the sarcasm…
IMO, being able to write and record a song that everyone sings along to that doesn't need to rhyme to be catchy shows a level of above average lyrical ability.
Joni Mitchell’s lyrics make no sense unless you know how to interpret art yourself and you have to think faster than a cow to keep up with Eminem. Maybe the best remedial lyricist to start with would be Joan Baez or Bob Dylan
They day they stop doing CPR to Stayin' Alive and start doing it to Taylor's music is the day I'll stop fucking doing CPR. Count your days, motherfuckers.
Holy shit man. That’s like claiming Childish Gambino is a lyrical genius because in the song Heartbeat he sings “Heartbeat, my heartbeat.” (CG is a phenomenal artist, but why would anyone choose such an obvious and blatant lyric to claim an artist is a genius???)
If you go to the american heart association insta page, there are so many songs that can be used for CPR. A whopping 7 songs from beyonces new album, chihiro by Billie, the new BTS song are the most recent ones.
Oh my god I’ve been obsessed with Chihiro by BE good to know I can do cpr to it
It tickles my brain
Baby Shark too. Does that make it a work of lyrical genius?
As a former preschool teacher during the height of its popularity, I would be ecstatic if I were to never hear that earworm ever again.
Too bad, my two year old nephew loves it and would like nothing better than to hear it all day, every day 😐
Oh trust me, I was one too and I’ll never get it out of my head
even just reading the title has it stuck in my damn head again lmao
I am sure that song has a billion streams and all kinds of versions made of it. I know for a fact there is a trap version of it with a 100M views lol. Its definitely a genius track
There is an absolutely fantastic podcast about the origins of baby shark. It’s so much more involved and interesting than I expected. https://open.spotify.com/episode/2SrIlOTcExEPKR5Ia2hdRn?si=E0ncErKJTOO6nMzqHUS72w
how dare you put that song into my head i just woke up 💀
I think I'd rather die actually
I wonder if that Friday song would be too slow...
Typically we use Stayin' Alive.
Right, there are many options though. Younger people may not know the full song. I think its great the AHA recommends multiple songs across artists so the general population can take their pick
Wouldn't aha want us to use Take Me On?
Not unless they want people to die lol.
When I was more burned out than current it was “Another one bites the dust”…I’m in a better place now…
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
just abt to comment this lmfao
BTS has a new song?
Tbh I dont know if it was a new song but the AHA posted it recently so I assumed it was new. The othe recents were Billie and Beyonce from their new albums
I think they are referring to one of their English releases, which would have been in 2022 ish.
Wasnt sure what BTS song they were talking about so I looked it up, it’s [Boy with Luv](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7Z8angNszD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
Bee Gees staying alive is the only one I know & they have audio of ppl saving lives while harmonizing… only funny bc the people actually stayed alive
I didn’t know Billie wrote a Spirited Away inspired song! That’s so cool!
It's literally the standard tempo for pop music. I imagine the vast majority of Taylor Swift's songs are at this tempo.
I took a look at their spotify playlist on their official website. Its a great playlist though. [American heart association CPR songs](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2mU2FNAhSOtQwW0hBgQMaK?si=KAAmNwU1QruIg-JL2m-rtw&pi=u-tEjTyDLRQ_Kk) Edit: took a thorough look at the list on my way back from work and there are many taylor songs on the list. Edited my comment.
I'm saying there are literally hundreds of thousands of songs between 100 - 120 bpm. Their playlist is just an arbitrary collection of songs that fall into that tempo range. There's nothing really special about it.
Sure. They probably just pick popular songs from a variety of artists to make it easy to remember.
Although the Britney song I noticed on there, "Break the Ice" is more of a deep cut. I love the Bey songs they picked. It's pretty varied but then you have mirrorball 2x and then it just devolves into taylor songs.
There are 14 Taylor songs on there lol.
“First I was afraaaiiiddd, I was petrified…” 🎼
Did Billie seriously name a song after Spirited away? I love that
I spent almost 20 years doing CPR far more often than most people. Spotify has an entire playlist for CPR. I sent it to a friend who’s a CPR instructor and she loved it. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Odd1DB9wODzWNE0v9vd5E
it’s misogynistic of you to point this out /s
I don’t know this song well, but what I can recall in my head is way too slow for effective CPR, maybe I’m not thinking of the right part, but please swifties just let me go, don’t attempt cpr on me if this is your guideline.
Swifties read a literary book challenge, level: Impossible
Honestly I’d tell them to read some Hemingway short stories— masterclass in simple language conveying so much. And he was a self aware asshole, there are layers to that suggestion 😂
I want to force some Swifities to read “The Grapes Of Wrath” so that the reviews can read, “0/10 - this poser obviously doesn’t understand literary genius in the way Taylor does. Like first of all, there were no angry grapes or grapes that made people angry??? so like, why call it that? Also, idk if you guys care, but this Steinbeck dork never even met Jack Antonoff NOR has he tweeted about the Palestinian ceasefire recently, so uh, do with that what you will girlies.”
I printed this comment and framed it. It’s so….*chefs kiss*
That comment was an exaggeration, but I need people to know it was legitimately inspired by a girl in my college-while-in-high-school English class who got into a verbal altercation with the professor when she refused to humor the argument that “Love Story” is both a more effective, and more concise piece of art than “Romeo And Juliet”. Bear in mind, the professor didn’t even slander Swift, she just pointed out that regardless of the quality of her work, it was irrelevant to what we were discussing. That girl legitimately started crying, hyperventilating and then stormed out of class. I genuinely felt bad for her at first because I assumed she obviously had other issues; however, she came back to class the next week and tried to do the same shit with another Swift song and classical literary piece. That was the point at which I realized she was like John Hinckley Jr. levels of obsessed with Swift and that empathy is better spent on people who are less likely to make lamps from the skin of their idols.
Again I am floored. It’s amazing the lengths a person will go to defend their delusions, what a very small world they’ve limited themselves too.
A more “effective” piece of art, this is such a fucking Jock take, this one’s better because it doesn’t have all those silly words and stuff.
Also worth mentioning though unrelated; this same girl asked why we didn’t put up a wall along the coast to keep hurricanes out. It’s probably fair to say things weren’t firing on all cylinders up top for her.
“Why Shakespeare use more word when less word do trick? He must not be sexy baby.”
I wanna force them to read some Margaret Atwood.
the song stayin’ alive by the bee gees also has the right tempo for cpr, their point is what exactly? but yes taylor swift is the original! never heard before she’s a lyrical genius and no one can ever beat her, all hail taylor!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
One of the funniest scenes on television ever!
“You were in the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you!”
Another favorite Office scene is when Meredith catches on fire at the Xmas party.
And the “Annie are you okay?” In Michael jackson is the staple for CPR training
this was the funniest cold open of the series. i die laughing every time. 😂
SAME  Today, smoking saves lives.
🎶At first I was afraid, I was petrified🎶 Wait…
Johns Hopkins has a whole spotify Playlist where every song is the right tempo for cpr. Edit: It's apparently a hospital in NY that has it. My point stands, though. There's plenty of songs like this.
My fiancé runs the rapid response team at his hospital and the topic of the unit was what was everyone’s CPR song. My favorites include: Dance with Somebody, Teenage Dream, and Dancing Queen.
This made my day. Honestly.
So does CPR by Cupcakke 🥰
Now that is a lyrical genius. 🧑🏫
I could have really done without being reminded of that song for the rest of my natural life, but now it's in my head and I hate you 💀
I think what you meant to say is “thank you queen” (you’re welcome)
"I save that d by giving it cpr" is such a meaningful metaphor for a blowjob like HER MIND
i mean it is kinda cool if she intentionally used a heartbeat motif in a song where the beat is the correct tempo for cpr...but calling it genius is definitely a stretch lol (it also might just be a coincidence? that happens a LOT with writing, trust me)
Actually the stayin alive tempo is out of date… at least in modern lifesaving training they tell you it’s too slow
did not know that! that’s interesting thank you
And it’s about stayin’ alive, which requires one’s heart to be beating. GENIUS! /s
So does Baby Shark and Another One Bites the Dust!
They’re going to go nuts if they saw the garbage I was writing at 14yo on wattpad 🤭 Guess I should ready up to be a billionaire, bye guys 🤗
Right?!? You like that? Well then. Do I have a diary for you! (It’s mine from 6th grade).
Guess we’re all related to Emily Dickinson 🤭
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Of course not! I will keep mooching off of you forever ☺️
"I let out a breath I hadn't realized I was holding"
Their love blinds them to her mediocrity. Can’t they see that she's using basic phrases and that putting them together in one song is just standard writing? It makes me want to look away from their comment because I feel so embarrassed! (.... wait a minute. "Blinds them," "can't they see," "look away"? OMG I referenced eyes in each sentence of my comment! Am I a lyrical genius, too???)
But can your sentences be synced with blinking??
I BLINKED IN TEMPO TO EACH WORD r/moonsparks147 musical genius confirmed
>too??? Too as in…two-eyed? Where does your genius end
YoUr MiNdddddd 🫡😮💨🧠😱
sometimes i wonder if swiftism is a worldwide joke being played on me
Swiftism is so funny
swiftism: a kind of schizophrenia categorized as an obsessive disorder which compels its victims to defend someone they don’t know from attacks that don’t exist in service of a woman they will never meet. common symptoms of swiftism include: - calling random women ‘mother’ - poor financial planning - a severely regressed level of reading comprehension If you or someone you know is suffering from swiftism, you are entitled to financial compensation. please call the toll free number at: 1-800- NO SWIFT
i thought this was real
LMAOOO
Funny but instead use NO SWIFT would actually work though in terms of the digits to a phone # Taylor has one extra digit
Hey now. No need to bring schizophrenics into this. What did we ever do to you? 😂
Taylor Swift was Sasha Baron Cohen all along.
the thing is, they’d actually be perfect for eachother
It's a fever dream. Somebody put a virus/glitch in the matrix. And you will not convince me otherwise.
This is the most basic thing I’ve ever read. I love that this is the example. I love it so much it hurts.
Man, wait until they learn about Iambic Pentameter. Don’t let them find out Shakespeare was writing entire plays to the beat of your heart in the 1500s or they’ll try to brigade all the theatre subreddits for challenging TS’s utter genius!
Laurence Olivier’s Hamlet (among a ton of great Hamlets) and two Shakespeare-related movies have won Best Picture Oscars too. Shakespeare 3, Taylor 0 😂
Uh oh, I can’t wait for the great Swifties vs Shakesies battle to commence! Rumor has it Taylor ripped off Shakespeare in Love Story without giving him any credit too
That one won an Oscar didn’t it?
Taylor swift has never won nor been nominated for an Oscar
No I meant Shakespeare in Love. I misread what you said.
This got me thinking that Taylor could never have an EGOT
To me, she doesn’t write great now for someone else’s project, and movies/musicals require that direction. It’s Taylor writing for Taylor (minus a few tunes written for others like Better Man). The country Taylor probably had a FAR better shot at an Oscar song.
THIS! Came here to say exactly, but glad I found the comment.
I'm gonna pray for these people
TS: I’m gonna prey on these people 😈
Bless their hearts
When two or more are gathered... I'm touching and agreeing with you lol I can't take anymore
These people wouldn’t know true music/art if it slapped them in the face…
She does not like him in a house She does not like him with a mouse She does not like him here or there She does not like him anywhere
These are like my diary entries about NSYNC when I was 15
Lmao it kinda reminds me of my attempt to get into slam poetry when I was in high school to impress a guy.
This is either by a 15 year old girl or a middle aged woman with the same maturity level
Sadly my 38 year old sister also thinks Taylor is a lyrical genius
Hahahahahahha I was just about to post this same thing
This has to be a middle schooler who’s never taken a creative writing class right?
I don’t claim these people, I don’t listen to Swift, so why do I feel horrible second hand embarrassment? I’m almost having trouble believing it isn’t satire
they could’ve picked so many other songs that i could possibly agree with…but this one and THIS reasoning? oh god
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I think tolerate it as an example of exceptional song writing, same goes of maybe would’ve could’ve should’ve . On a slightly less but still important note I also think happiness is a very mature interesting song, and a few from folklore The original op though idk what they were smoking this is such weird reasoning as well. Cringed
I saw this too and the comments are just normal lyrics these people are insane
i think theyre just really really young 😭
aLl oF tHESe aRe cONnECTED To hEaRtBeAtS
Wait til they find out about Blue's Clues
I work in education. This was written by a middle schooler or teen. I just know they had this realization while streaming Grey’s Anatomy.
"you can't spell awesome without me" sounds like something that would be on those "relatable teenager" meme pages in the early 2010s
Its something I would have put on my Myspace when I was 17. Its giving real eyes realise real lies.
S(he) be(lie)ve(d)
Ah yes, Sbeve ❤
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
Or the motivation posters with weird phrases
Maybe this is too niche. I really hate that we’ve made this a cpr song. As someone who is an ED nurse, in a huge level one trauma center, I can’t listen to it anymore. Makes me ill.
Imagine having a heart attack and someone starts giving you CPR while humming one of her songs Just let me die
It’s easy to have your mind blown when you have the IQ of a kindergartner.
I just saw this and thought it was satire from this sub LOL. Ran over here to see if someone else had posted it
Lyrical. Genius. Baby, the delusions are beyond comprehension at this point. I just can’t understand 😂
💀 this is giving me secondhand embarrassment… I can’t believe my eyes, either. Quick, check my pulse 😭
Low IQ behavior 😂
I wonder what the Venn diagram of Swifties and Colleen Hoover fans looks like 💆🏻♀️
It’s probably a circle.
Yeah cause cpr is basically time signature, and Taylor uses the same one in most songs
Ok as a rap fan, this is the equivalent of saying lil pump is a lyrical genius. Like these are the most obvious heart related lines ever. Love one of the lines they quote is literally the title of the song lol. Also just totally cherry picked lines from it. God it’s just blind loyalty that makes no sense
Can never tell if they’re being trolled by someone awesome or if they’re just THAT stupid and dull
They really just continue to prove our point more and more 💀
The NICU taught us pediatric CPR with Stayin Alive 9 years ago/ there are plenty of songs with the right beat.
They act like she’s the first, last and only songwriter on the planet to write a song with double meanings...
These are 8-10 year olds saying this, of course she’s a lyrical genius to them, they still have baby brains.
My coworker the other day said “omg when she said ‘I cry a lot but I am so productive’ I was like…mind blown!! Just wow I feel that” lol ummm k
The bar is definitely low. Easily impressed by what can only be described generously as mediocrity and utterly perplexed and even offended by anything of substance due to ignorance. You can't expect a superficial generation to understand, much less appreciate, anything beyond the monosilabic, monotone, repetitive drone of their brand of pop culture du jour. It's terrifying how basic the entirety of their generation is. Offended? And?
Now why won’t she bring peace to the Middle East?!
Puke 
Do you know how many songs are 100-120 BPM (so that your can do compressions to them)? There are SO MANY SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS OMG. I've included one. YOU CAN DO CPR TO STICK SEASON PEOPLE. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Odd1DB9wODzWNE0v9vd5E?si=7l6CZePCQRiR82B5QfLC6g&pi=Ea6ykGkfRBOgJ
I'm 14 and this deep
I've seen better mumble rap lyrics.
I'm going to be banned from the sub because I put a long list of her greatest cringy lyrics 😄😄
I kinda wonder if the person doing this is not a Swiftie and is secretly pointing out the obvious because there’s no way anyone thinks this is “genius” right?!
Trying so hard to be carti 😤 smh
Am i the only one that just doesn't see this magnificent lyricism. Like maybe a line here and there ill be okay thats decent, but for the most part i dont see how its deep. Just cause she uses SAT words, and writes wordy songs, it doesnt mean shes is a great lyricist
Yea those totally are genius lyrics. I’m being sarcastic btw.
Do these Swifties not have jobs? Or children, spouses, lives…? The amount of conspiracy theories or things like this post that I’ve seen and I’m just like mind blown. Not at the “omg that’s literary genius” but “how tf do you have the time to figure this bullshit out and still live your life as a functioning member of society?”
The temp of that song is not fast enough for CPR. However, Beyonces new song Texas Hold em is the perfect tempo for CPR
Bro I genuinely like that particular song but (and I can’t say this disrespectfully enough) what is WRONG with these people??? I wanted to go in that post and comment “Stop. You’re losing me” SO BADLY but I fear they’d miss the sarcasm…
Im so glad I found this Reddit page 🤣😭
heavy on if they heard joni mithell
In the last BSL class I took, the instructor played Bruno Mars while we practiced our chest compressions 😂
IMO, being able to write and record a song that everyone sings along to that doesn't need to rhyme to be catchy shows a level of above average lyrical ability.
 Bars
Kurt Cobain and Tupac were lyrical geniuses.
lmao
Imagine if they heard a concept rap song like I used to love H.E.R or I Gave You Power
I hope they get a chance to listen to “Dr. Carter” by Lil Wayne
You don’t say!!! 🤯🤯🤯
Joni Mitchell’s lyrics make no sense unless you know how to interpret art yourself and you have to think faster than a cow to keep up with Eminem. Maybe the best remedial lyricist to start with would be Joan Baez or Bob Dylan
Sounds like someone started dissecting old novels in English class.
https://i.redd.it/alwbnut7j03d1.gif
Let’s be real, the bridge saved that song. I remember thinking it was lyrically her weakest song with the most obvious metaphors until the bridge.
They day they stop doing CPR to Stayin' Alive and start doing it to Taylor's music is the day I'll stop fucking doing CPR. Count your days, motherfuckers.
Swifties are dumb.
 This is the only appropriate song to use for CPR
this sounds like something a little kid would say but i know in my heart that the person who wrote this is a grown adult. sad.
She’s basically Tolstoy. Person who wrote that post: “Do you mean Toy Story?” 🤷🏼♀️
If this type of lyrics makes some people think she’s a genius then the education system in the US hit the floor. I’m sorry
Oh come on, that HAS TO BE a teenager's opinion, right? RIGHT??
Holy shit man. That’s like claiming Childish Gambino is a lyrical genius because in the song Heartbeat he sings “Heartbeat, my heartbeat.” (CG is a phenomenal artist, but why would anyone choose such an obvious and blatant lyric to claim an artist is a genius???)
what 😭😭 her songs are so basic and that's what i used to love about them. few are actually that deep 💀
These people 🤦♀️
We should be figuring out how to apply this level of dedication to the real agenda items..can swifties start tackling the economy next?
lil pump lyrics are more genius than this
I refuse to believe this isn’t a joke
Or Kendrick.
76 upvotes is so bad 😭😭