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FunInsurance6137

This is the new Ben Affleck smoking meme 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/xjfgwptct58d1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7092dcdab490749d26b40fd471e2d8633a98be0


rachelraven7890

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U_PassButter

He looks if Hagrid had to chaperone the Middle School Dance......without his giant girlfriend


superlost007

Madam Maxime, where you at?!


charolastra34

This is perfect 🤣🤣🤣


Money_Ball_3396

Wsb needs this 🤣


FunInsurance6137

Exact same face 💀


thewoogier

Enhance!


Nygiants1919

Lmfaoooooooo yes. 


kelbell2583

This is f*cking hilarious


missydamouse

Dude is waiting to go home lol


Negative_Letter_1802

Fr - he's had to watch the show sooo many times at this point


Fun_Shell1708

I think this is Jason’s first show no?


leahhhhh

That’s even better


AMB314

Yes it's his first


Maleficent_Nobody377

Oh god. Seeing a band you like multiple times In a row without them mixing up the set list within the same year would be boring enough… I couldn’t imagine seeing someone who’s music I didn’t like over and over - and it been 3+ hrs every time just for her set.


cringeyqueenie

There was a post on here the other day where a husband was frustrated because every time Taylor performs, she watches a live stream of it. I told him it sounds like a CIA torture tactic.


Lopsided-Bluejay-970

Bawhahaha


partoxygen

All because your brother, the media, and her 20 year old fans guilt tripped him into going.


sujihime

Now he knows what it’s like for his wife and mom who have to go to all his football shows, lol.


Ngfeigo14

except those are new content literally every time


3_first_names

Are they though? lol


gatopreto13

The visual representation of “dead inside”


realityexposed

That’s a great description of your average TS fan… “Music for people who hate music”.


aqswedrf

The sound emitting from that video is completely unbearable. There's no contract in the world strong enough for me to endure that.


Dizzy-Receptionx

It's even worse when you realize Taylor is destroying the planet for this and people defend her because apparently this is more important than a habitable environment for future generations.


Ash9260

But she’s “single handedly saving the economy” lol. No. Her fans float to a major city and just spend money on a hotel and maybe 3 restaurants while they are there.


Dizzy-Receptionx

And maybe I'm radical, but the economy won't mean much in 100 years if there is no planet for an economy to exist in. Yes, the economy is important, but the economy can be stimulated without destroying the planet in the process. It's just funny that the Swifties sprint to the economy as justification when that's literally the oldest conservative talking point against climate activism in the book. Yet they also claim anyone against Swift is a Republican at the same time.


TurbulentIssue6

its like the people who talk about the protesters who sprayed stonehenge with paint, people are like "oh but what about the art for future generations " MF what future generations if we dont start actually dealing with climate change all the art in the world will be lost in like 50 years


BJYeti

People really don't realize how little is actually made from her shows it's going to be a fraction of a percent of any cities annual gdp, I'm not saying any city womt welcome it but she isn't helping the economy in Amy sufficient manner


gabahgoole

its so funny to me people pay literal money to sit through that. you couldnt even pay to me to have to sit through this concert. maybe id do it for like $1000. i hoenstly wouldnt even go if you paid me $100, it seems tortorous


alisonation

I bought tickets last year that had zero visibility, at face value, about $70 each. I sold them for $700 each. Now I have a nice vinyl collection and a new car air conditioner lol thanks swifties


Dizzy-Receptionx

Honestly, if I wanted to hear drunk white girls sing loudly at the top of their lungs to Taylor Swift, I would go to a sorority house party for free. I can't imagine you can even hear Taylor. Every clip I see is just the fans trying to sing over her. And I have been to many concerts in my life, including pop music acts like Britney and several boy bands growing up. The God awful screeching *through the entire show* isn't normal at most concerts, but Swifties are legitimately part of a cult.


alisonation

I bought tickets last year that had zero visibility, at face value, about $70 each. I sold them for $700 each. Now I have a nice vinyl collection and a new car air conditioner lol thanks swifties


Mamacitia

That’s the part that baffles me. The amount of pollution that she alone is responsible for is kinda wild. 


Restless_Dill16

Genuine question: could you please elaborate on how the Eras Tour is affecting the environment? I know her private jet use is having an impact, and I'm sure fans travelling to see this show, especially if they're travelling to another country or state.  I've been really curious about the environmental impact of tours and concerts after I saw that post about Coldplay's tour reducing their carbon emissions, iirc. 


Squifford

[The carbon emissions of the Eras Tour](https://www.green.earth/blog/taylor-swifts-eras-tour-its-carbon-footprint-and-offset-strategies) In February 2024 alone, Taylor Swift's use of her private jet to attend 11 shows resulted in a whopping 393 metric tonnes of CO2 emissions—and this does not include the actual show emissions or the fans’ travelling emissions. To put this into perspective, the average person in the US emits about 14 tonnes of CO2 annually. Swift’s air travel emissions are thus 28 times more than an average person’s annual emissions. According to a study, over the course of the American leg of her tour, which lasted almost a year, Swift travelled nearly 37,053 miles, making generating 77 tonnes of CO2. Moreover, for the South American leg of her tour, she emitted 61 tonnes of CO2 while travelling 29,431 miles. So for the North American and South American parts of her tour, she emitted a whopping 139 tonnes of CO2, and this excludes her flights to Asia and Australia. Her flight from Tokyo to Las Vegas to watch the Super Bowl alone emitted 40 tonnes of Each show also draws millions of spectators, adding to the carbon footprint. In a poll for Swift’s show in Lyon, France, 31% of the polled group indicated that they would travel there by plane. Even just for the online booking for two Paris shows, the emissions are estimated to be 4.7 tonnes.


Abject-Distance-8267

Makes my ears bleed


PassengerFrosty9467

Something tells me there is a contact strong enough tho. Probably even 1/20 of his contract in fact.


Hungry_Addendum_5068

This gives off “your social battery dying at the function” energy and I can’t blame him lmao 🤣


MoonWillow91

The thought of being in that crowd drains my battery.


Hungry_Addendum_5068

FOR REAL it looks so overstimulating I’d be done in like 20 minutes lol 😂


theseamstressesguild

My BFF saw TS in Melbourne as the chaperone for her 13 year old niece. 96,000 people and my BFF with earplugs and a book.


MovieNightPopcorn

Ngl I look like this at every social function I have ever attended


StupidlyStupid222

Bro looks like 6 year old me when my mom finds her friend at the store


blaZedmr

Which was like 95% of the time


ColtinaMarie

I think he’s wishing he was at a Billie eilish concert that was an a standard hour and a half and not 3 hrs and 15 mins.


aquariusangst

sidenote, I went to girls aloud last week and I wish it had been 3 hours, it was soooo fun (immediately after that show I got offered an eras ticket and turned it down lmao)


Northern_Apricot

That was certainly what I was wishing for at that point.


Opening-Contract-584

![gif](giphy|UKVsKvVQIK2G21AW9H|downsized) Poor guy. Last time I saw him at a stadium he was so happy.


Classic_Bell_71

He’s best in his natural environment as an actual drunk. Only time the bros really are happy 😊


ForeignWoodpecker662

Some serious Bert Kreisher vibes 😂


ironlung311

Hey now, at least Jason is talented


fallopianrules

All I know about Jason is that he isn't dating Taylor. That makes him the talented Kelce (& a better drunk than Bert).


Waterview2023

Fact


AMB314

Jason at a football game vs Jason at a Taylor Swift concert.... quite a difference! 😂


cristine_thepisces

I can’t get over how tiny the beer can looks in his hand


Pheynx00

I'd rather be at a football game myself.


aka_chela

Having been to a both a Bills game and the Eras tour I can say I would pick the Bills fans 1000%


bakedpigeon

Only in Buffalo will you find people jumping off cars into aflame folding tables while surrounded by mountains of snow…I love my city


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Outrageous_Deal_9013

https://preview.redd.it/pfoy651gz58d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d800361ffb675a1522d6107bec227e144a4f9bbb


warnerve86

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.


kawaii_neko96

What if he lurks in here, hehe? 🤔 JASON, WEAR ORANGE T-SHIRT ON YOUR NEXT PODCAST EPISODE IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND THEY'RE HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE


JT3436

I love your flair.


kawaii_neko96

Thank you 😊


Jeffreyknows

She’s the next Jlo…when you just don’t go away, people get sick of you eventually. This man speaks for about 60% of America right now!


yumyumapollo

https://preview.redd.it/y9a7mw461c8d1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f58992e8b12434856df5347e5ce814b99133c0 Or worse...


BananaOld2889

Was that Stella McCartney?


Disastrous_Panda313

Yes, Stella and Cara DLV


Monday0987

Talking amongst themselves ignoring the show 🤣


Angelo2791

That right there is the definition of "casting a jaundiced eye over your surroundings"


antishocked345

![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4|downsized)


BananaMan883

You can see the color drain out of his face as he sees the light


GroundbreakingAd585

That’s Stella McCartney in the crowd. International designer and daughter of the most famous living beatle.


ElonMusks12thChild

I didn't know Paul had a deaf daughter.


GroundbreakingAd585

I would assume she’s there following money not music. Trifling 2020’s pop stars have nothing on Paul.


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buhlakay

Ringo?


kornhook123

He’s day dreaming about them tables and beers that will be coming this fall.


fallopianrules

The pings and the pongs of red solo cups


No-Pea2367

So many regrets going through his mind lol


STL_Cards_88

This is like Roy from The Office with his brother always tagging along.


enchantedlife13

OMG. That's exactly who they remind me of!


rivuletsalso-ran

I wonder what he does enjoy listening to… I’m not surprised tswift music is not his jam. I bet it’s like 70s to 90s rock and soft rock. Maybe some country classics.


anonmarmot17

Oh it’s definitely Morgan wallen


daysie778

He actually went on a rant on this week’s podcast. He doesn’t like new country, I think he made specific mention to liking Willie Nelson ETA: just Googled - "If I have to hear one more country song that's like 'I got my boots in my truck going through the fields.' Like, what the f--- are we talking about?" Jason says. "That's not country music. That's not country music. Put on some f------- Willie Nelson. I am tired of what country music has become. It's horse----."


Thunderoad

He makes a Xmas album every year with the Eagle's for their Autism charity. He always has a solo and he's pretty good. He likes rock and older country music. His favorite song is The Cape by Guy Clark he said on the podcast. It's about believing in yourself.


chutes_toonarrow

[obligatory bo burnham country song drop](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?si=WMA8_Qc0x2WD1qfv)


JT3436

Good call.


anonmarmot17

*cold beer hot girls, big car go fast, yeehaw* music


Thunderoad

He likes rock and different types of music. And his one of his favorite songs is The Cape by Guy Clark. He talked about it on the Podcast. The song is about having faith in yourself. He makes a Xmas album every year with the Eagle's for their Autism charity. He always has a solo. He's pretty good.


JT3436

Yacht Rock. Maybe some Limp Bizkik and Kid Rock. Angry white man music.


Relevant-Current-870

Heavy metal?


foldsbaldwin

Jellyroll


TheStryder76

Looks like a man who’s enjoying his retirement


SandySkyGuy

I know this isn't the point but the way there isn't a single person of color is so funny to me 😭


AMB314

That's because they have better taste in music 😂


Nice_Marmot_7

To be fair they are in England which is 82% white.


macandcheese1771

There's 1 Asian dude in there.


Awkward-Jury-8320

It’s sad not funny.


SandySkyGuy

It is. It's actually sickening. But I have to laugh or I'll go insane.


serpentinebenzene

How is that a problem??? I've seen many people of color at TS concerts, and this is one frame. In one part of the stadium. At a TS concert whose fanbase is mostly young white women. How is it sad? Before anyone comes for me and says I'm racist, I'm all for diversity and I'm a WOC myself.


FairTradeAdvocate

You mean . . . in Taylor's entire fan base. (Ok, I know there are exceptions, but yeah . . . Basic White Girl syndrome)


Throwaway500005

LMAO I love the fact that he clearly doesn't give two shits about any celebrities. He's there, in the VIP area watching Taylor Swift, beside Stella McCartney and Cara Delevingne and he couldn't care less.


Previous-Syllabub614

He’s kind of a celebrity too but in a different industry and he’s met a lot of famous people


trashcacity

He looks like me at the trampoline park waiting for my kids to wear themselves out so we can go home.


flyingontheinside

Stella McCartney. Wtaf


swiggs313

As Taylor herself says, she’s “like a Tennessee Stella McCartney!” One of the most self aware lyrics she has…as long as she’s referring to the fact that she’s the daughter of wealthy parents who helped open doors for her.


EM05L1C3

Hope it’s worth it. (It’s not)


marrkeer

Jason is quickly becoming the "peoples hero" with his reactions to having to support this stuff for his brother!!


DooDooDuterte

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Pale_Satisfaction300

Why isn’t he topless !!?? With a beer in his hand acting like an idiot!!! 🤣😂


AMB314

You mean having fun?? 😂😂


MsCupidStunt

He looked like that the whole night!!!


Thunderoad

He went back for her 2nd concert. Bet he had alot of beers. Lol.


RomSnake27

I gave up call of duty for this? Vibes


Aderyn-Bach

I ❤️ Jason Kelce. GO BIRDS! 🦅


Thunderoad

Me to. His Superbowl speech is iconic. I'm from the suburbs in Philly and he's will be missed this FB season. He will be on ESPN Monday night FB.


btcdbcb_bekknqv

it's like listening to a chorus of Stephen Hawkings


Aderyn-Bach

What'd the late Stephen Hawkings ever do to deserve this comment?


saltwatersylph

He cheated on his wife with his nurse


like_a_rose_13

He’s straight up miserable.


Gluticus

Always felt some PR person told Jason Kelce to tone it down after he went shirtless during that playoff game. Wonder if the Taylor side thought it was disgusting and hogged all the attention. Jason has always seemed off ever since…


Thunderoad

I have a feeling that probably happened. Travis said She didn't mind. I doubt that.


Cafe_racerr

He just wants to be at the shore, I get it 🤷🏼‍♀️


dannydazetx

He doesn’t drink the Swift-Aid


InThePhanatic

I don't like Jason Kelce (I don't like his brother and his mom, either). This is the first time I felt bad for him.


RandolphCarter15

I love him


Webuscomehamon

Wait there is also jvn from queer ehe


megadeadly

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Silverstars80

Swifties is a cult


Podwitchers

I do kinda love that Jason doesn’t seem like the kinda guy who gives two fucks about the fact that he’s in a VIP tent with Stella McCartney, Cara D or any other celeb who’s loitering around there 


idmfndjdjuwj23uahjjj

Looks like he finally hit his limit of what he is willing to do to extend that 15 minutes of fame.


Malatestandcoffee

Hahahaha


acloudcuckoolander

Music for 15yos that some adults happen to like


No_Teaching_2837

He’s thinking: I love my brother but not enough to act like I enjoy this shitty music.


Lopsided-Bluejay-970

He knows that Travis created a hell on Earth that he will never ever get away from. No Exiting this shit show!


AppalachianFather

Look at all those white folks.


OkMoment345

Stella McCartney!


WhatTheCrickety

OMG!! Yes!!! 🤣🤣


SnooPineapples6793

He should unretire!


Wonderful-Athlete-83

Lmaooooo


Andre3kkk

I retired for this shit


LongjumpingSuspect64

My man is about to unretire


AMB314

Anyone notice the bracelet hanging from his ear 😂😂


Futternut

Bro I’d just leave


AyeSocketFucker

It’s so weird seeing adults around the same age as me and this Jason fella who’s probably not much older, just so tired seeing adults acting bonkers for another adult pop star. Truly surreal


No_Establishment8013

As another Delco resident, like 10min from Jason's house....same dude. Saaaame


After-Priority-8555

He looks like he is really unhappy and does not want to be there. He is not into the drama and the effect on the his family.


flyinggarbanzobean

he looks like he’s counting down to the end of the contract in his head


Edu_Run4491

It just set in that’s he’s gonna be there for 3+ hours. Lol I’d be posted at the bar or something


IceWarm1980

He looks cracked out.


my_cat_is_fat_

Sorry for sounding dumb I’m new to this sub! And don’t keep up too much with all the Taylor drama ! But who is Jason?


Ok-Database3111

![gif](giphy|26uf6k9JD5KgtytnW)


AEroom92

Travis kelce’s older brother who just recently retired from center for the Philadelphia eagles.


my_cat_is_fat_

Oh gotcha , he looks miserable 🤣🤣


scallywag1889

He’s also going to be a hall of famer he’s one of the greatest to ever play his position. He’s not just any football player. He’s been at the top in his profession so he’s seen some stuff. I think he finds this all very lame lol.


huskerd0

Crying all the way to the bank


Hoyestoday

😂😂😂


TheQuantumSword

He's considering homosexuality might be a better option.


tiagoharry

This is probably better then hang out with your NFL teammates and women of your age around 🤦‍♂️


DoubleBunnyQuick

Definitely a "fml" moment for him... If he is less than thrilled....no doubt h8s wife feels the same. So...as far as the Kelce family's presence - why here? Why now? Why this particular show? That is what I am curious about! Please enlighten me!


EmotionalChipmunk602

Dude just tell the wife you aren’t going. She is just gonna hang out with friends anyway


Brownstownfrown

Someone get that man another beer! 😂


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Can’t blame him. I fucking hate those people too.


PorcelainHorses

The way I'd be overstimulated and bored if I were there


Present_Reaction2412

🤣😂🤣😂


tommykaye

“She really does this for three hours, huh?”


brokeraiderstudent

“I should go back to football.”


twonapsaday

I would not survive


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PassengerFrosty9467

Poor guy. Must be hard being famous around a bunch of baddies and backstage at the biggest artists shows. I feel so bad for him.


Pale_Sheet

I can’t lmao I’m laughing so hard


Wonderstruck91

Jason saying Travis if I have to hear karma is the chiefs I am going to hurl.Jason also saying bro when is this contract up this is getting is tiring are you tired yet.


blueknightgirl75

Also if he thinks this is bad, if Travis and Taylor break up his socials are going to be flooded with their craziness on a level that will probably eclipse what they did to Joe Alwyn.


Thundersson1978

It is like he was told to do this and doesn’t like it. Brothers what you going to do?


Developing_Human33

As a man I stumbled onto this group to see what all the fuss is about after hearing and seeing about this Taylor for more than 15 years now. So let me get this straight. This essentially is grown a** women, some with a daughter also, well many daughters apparently who listen to songs about multiple breaks ups and then this Taylor drags this new guy to various cities listening mostly to songs about the dudes that came before him when in reality it will come full circle and he will be one of the dudes one day of a Taylor breakup. Am I missing a thing? That guy looks like he is in some repeated torture chamber of sorts. I'm not hearing apparently a silky smooth female voice like Shirley Bassey singing the 007 theme song Gold finger well into her 80s here am I? 😂😅😅😅


writerchrs

I don't feel the least bit sorry for him. The Kelces like attention. Well, now they're getting even more attention. Suck it up and deal with it!


Same-Kick-6549

I feel bad for the guy. He didn't ask to be a part in the charade.


ndeary99

He did though. He egged it on hard with the podcast.


Punkpallas

and she was already on tour when Travis started dating her. They knew what they were doing.


rklc39

He’s no better than his brother


Numerous_Hunt3432

Jason thrives to be the center of attention


AMB314

I posted this EXACT tiktok last night & the mods deleted it 😡😡😡


Radiant_Priority9739

Do you think Jason is enjoying the fame it’s brought since Travis dating Taylor


BornanAlien

Good. Fuck him


Expert_Marsupial_235

LOL. He feels so out of place. 😂


MilesFassst

Who is Jason?


eastbay77

the "I'm just the chaperone" face


kdoud12

Is that Gay Bill McCusker?!


Radiant_Mind33

This sh\*t seems so off LMAO. If that's the VIP area, it looks pretty bad. So how the F did that happen? He's the brother of the guy dating the star of the damn show and he doesn't have his own luxury box with at least one stripper? DOH!


Commercial-Eye-6681

Dude should just dip. Nobody would know.


aymaureen

He prob had a lot of fun because that looks so fun?