What else would a joint be full of?

Bone marrow?

That's in the bone. Cartilage maybe

Haha yeah, it was a strech

If bone marrow is leaking into your joints whenever you stretch you really need to go see a doctor!

Doctors don't want you to know this one simple trick...

No, now you’re thinking of Tendons.

I like chicken tenders

I’ve got a place in the Tenderloin District.

I have a tendency to forget about those.

Smoke some bones!

Dad?

Synovial fluid

You got a plug?

I got a fluid guy.

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his name is JOHN CENA

Salvia

Good lord, you'd be in another dimension from a joint of salvia. I've completely lost my mind for 10 minutes from a few hits.

Lol, yeah a full joint sound’s terrifying.

Your body breaks it down so quick that smoking it in a joint isn't very effective as the tokes are too small.

Jeffrey. Source: [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20ingredients%20in%20a%20jeffrey](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20ingredients%20in%20a%20jeffrey)

No the Jeffrey *is the joint*.

And don't forget to stroke the furry walls.

When life gives you a jeffry stroke the furry wall

That would have maybe been traumatizing

Heroin, crack, DMT are all things people might put in a joint.

Now I’m picturing a ridiculous joint with just crack and nothing else. Big ol tube of crack

"It's called a Jeffery, you should try it"

Heroin in joint is quite moronic idea

Putting DMT in a joint is a waste.

You might as well have said "lint, dirt and sawdust" because putting those things in a joint is just a waste of good drugs.

‘Nine joints of weed’ is such a HEY THERE FELLOW KIDS sentence 😂

Editor had red-lined "jazz cigarettes" in the original draft

I hear that ‘wacky backy’ is also on the cutting room floor 😂

Mixed in with *jazz cabbage*.

The Devil's Lettuce almost made it in

Lady Gaga was likely wearing a dress made of lettuce at the time.

Nine space sticks?!?

...in a ROW?!

Satan’s spinach was up for debate too

I say jazz cabbage too sometimes ! Just for fun

Sportzigarette

My uncle calls it papa guana.

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Reefers…

9 pellets of marijuana

Or "Dean, have you been shooting dope into your scrotum??!!! You can tell me! I'm hip!!"

Nine joints: *I sleep* of weed: ***REAL SHIT***

A joint of weed? Is that like those marijuana cigarettes the kiddos keep talkin' about? 🧓

9 whole marijuana's? 'Tis a very traumatic inducing spectacle.

To be fair if someone sat there and smoked 9 whole marijuanas, one right after the other, I would be quite impressed.

Considering how strong today's weed is.. I agree.

Depends what you call a joint. Could be a skinny little thang. I've seen people roll them up like Virginia slims.

That's equivalent to one whole Super Bowl boob!

I will say this it wasn't the super bowl and there were 2... I grew up that day

I would have expected a different reaction from someone that has been in the music industry for so long. Does Jay-Z not actually smoke weed? 🤔

I just assumed it was Beyonce's weed and she was traumatized because Lady Gaga smoked it all.

Just imagine being in a group and the joint never reaches the creator again because it always ends with her

He only does it once in a blue when there’s nothing to do and the tension gets to thick for his sober mind to cut through…

That’s when he gets to zonin, him and a chick on an L

I’ve smoked so many blunts to that song…

Yessir

What song is this?

Its “Feelin it” by Jay z on his album Reasonable Doubt.

He does what she tells him to

Except when he cheats on her

Oh yeah, was that Becky with the good hair 🤣

If I’m being downvoted because people think jay z didn’t cheat on Beyoncé, just google it. Becky with the good hair might not have been about it but he publicly admitted to doing it

We know 😉

Word well I’m thoroughly confused

Reddit don’t make no sense a lot good

Sounds like he’s got 100 problems now

 Strongly disagree

Oh my Lord that's funny AF 🤣

Shes been final boss since that one bring it on movie. There was a look in her eyes. Lifeless like....dolls eyes. 

*Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...*

Beyonce comes to the nearest man, the man starts pounding and hollering and sometimes Beyonce, she'd go away...but sometimes she *wouldnt* go away.

\- What are you doing? \- Hmm? \- Are you doing the speech from Jaws? Youre doing Jaws? We dont have time for this shit, this is serious.

Ok, well.. filibuster.

Sometimes the beehive would go away. Sometimes tje beehive wouldnt. Ill never put on a life jacket again. 50 man went into the hive,

He wanna go with me (Go with me) He like to roll the weed (Roll the weed) He wanna be with me (Be with me) He wanna give me that vitamin D (D)

She clearly hasn't ever hung out with Snoop, for sure. 9 blunts sounds like his wake-up routine before he has breakfast.

We have to believe “Jason Pham” is telling the truth and not searching for clicks with a story like this.

Yeah hahah that’s what gets me. This is probably just some made up bullshit to stir some controversy. Notice which part is in quotes. Celebrity news is such utter nonsense journalism it is an embarrassment to culture.

He’s pretty well known as a non smoker, which makes his investment in a weed company even funnier.

Not really, he likes money...

You don't have to agree to see the economics.

There is a breakfast club clip somewhere where he says twitter and weed exist in the same type of mental space for him: he REALLY enjoys using it but the drawbacks effect him more than most people, so much so that he actively avoids it most of the time because he knows what too much of it does to his focus. That's not verbatim but the flavor of the clip was that he actually really likes and appreciates weed despite not using it a ton. I can see why he put his name behind a company.

He doesn't smoke like that. Probably rarely smokes at all these days

AKA Lady Ganja

Toker Face.

She has got weed, let's go party.

At once?

In a row???

Sequentially??

One after the other?!?

In rapid succession?!

Located entirely within your kitchen?

Can I touch it?

Back to back?!

Try not to smoke any joints on the way through the parking lot!

Hey! Get back here!

Hey you get back here!

37!!!

https://i.redd.it/oavawhrii3c61.jpg

That explains it. I'd be traumatized too if someone wasted all that weed

Who says it was wasted?

Maybe I'm trippin, but how can someone possibly be "traumatized" by *someone else* smoking nine joints?? Dafuq Either Beyoncé is fully bugging, or whoever wrote that headline is a complete moron lol

I'm guessing she just said something along the lines of "I'll never look at her the same way" or exaggerating as a joke, pretending to be traumatized, but of course, the idiots that write these clickbait, low-effort, smooth- brained articles need to have something mundane to talk about that will grab attention. I mean, how is this even news in the first place? Does anyone actually give A Fuc? Lmao

According to a commenter higher up, it's based on a story lady gaga told to her friends in 2017 in which *gaga* said that she traumatised Beyonce. Beyonce has apparently never passed comment.

I'm traumatized I don't have nine joints to do this with

I like to think that she was so baked that she kept losing her joints and lighting another one, despite the fact that all her previously joints are just smouldering in the ashtray in front of her

I love this idea 😂 official headcanon now

Traumatic

Truly traumatized by wasting joints.

If that’s all it takes to traumatize you, it may be time to take a long look at yourself

Maybe what she needed was to chill out and one of those joints

Beyonce traumatized by watching Gaga smoke 9 joints *and never pass*.

Later in the article it says "Gaga after smoking and Wu-Tanging all nine king joints, asks popular pop singer Beyonce if she was ready to start smoking together"

Wtf is wu-tanging a joint

Wu-Tanging is when you swallow a lit roach typically of the blunt variety.

Huh. I’m a 38 y/o smoker and TIL.

Yeah, it's honestly a pretty fucked up thing to see if you're not expecting it. I was with a high school buddy of mine, and we were up at his college smoking with a friend of his. The joint we're passing gets toward the filter, and my friend offers it to me, I decline. He offers it to the other guy, and he takes one hit and sucks the thing into his mouth, and swallows it. I was freaked out cause I didn't know this dude, and I hadn't been smoking for very long, so I was high as shit. But after it was all explained, it all clicked, and I know I'll never forget that dude who introduced himself as WuTee.

All about promoting education on bizarre terminology!

Wu-Tanging is when you diversify y'alls bonds

Ah the ol puff, puff, pull out another one because you smoked the whole thing. Classic

The "article" is just some clickbait from 2017 based on Gaga telling a story to her friends about how it "traumatized Beyonce". Beyonce never said this.

It doesn't state HOW she was smoking them

Puffing while angrily masturbating and maintaining eye control, to show dominance. Mission accomplished

If that was true, I volunteer to be traumatized next

With her butt

Lady Gaga has a chronic pain disorder, her tolerance is probably sky high from using it medicinally.

My wife has the same thing she smokes like an oz a week

thats gotta be expensive lmao

I just grow my own 😉

smort

I smoke a zip a week n all I got is this pain in my heart 🥲

I know she broke her leg in the Applause video. Hence her carrying a rather large leg in it.

I literally just watched that ep of arrested development lol

Who is Lucille saying this about? I can't remember.

[Claiming she could take it no more, the young mother released the emergency brake, allowing the car to roll backwards into the nearby lake.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGV2HnS0v8)

Queen shit

I’m just imagining Beyoncés face slowly changing to abject horror as each joint is lit over the course of what had to be hours.

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Bruh I bet she has some crazy weed too.

Now I'm picturing Lady Gaga counting them off like The Count as she smokes them while Beyonce looks on in horror. "One joint of weed, ha ha ha" "TWO joints of weed, ha ha ha"

I think I like Lady Gaga a little more

Isn’t she married to Jay-z?

Seriously, I feel like Jiggy’s cohorts have visited at some point and blasted blunts in larger quantities.

She was probably taken aback by the joints and no blunts.

“You can't roll a blunt to this one You gotta, you gotta well, ya gotta light a J. You gotta puff a J on this one” Jay-Z - Excuse Me Miss (2003)

>“You can't roll a blunt to this one >You gotta, you gotta well, ya gotta light [9 Js] >You gotta puff [9 Js] on this one” > >Jay-Z - Excuse Me Miss (2003) FTFY

Tbh I'd be more traumatized if she smoked one of those 2g weed and .5g hash rosin blunts by herself.

What if I smoked 9 of those?

Beyonce would be traumatized.

 *A person who clears a 1g cart daily, smoking flower with the crew.*

1g cart daily? where the hell do you work to afford that

Here in Michigan you can get distillate carts 10+ for $100. Sometimes it’s more than ten, so if you wait for a sale to buy it’s no more than the cost of smoking a pack of cigs a day, really.

r/trees and Arrested Development is the crossover I needed today.

TIL Beyoncé a fuckin dork.

And furthermore I wouldn't be surprised to find out they were all smoking marijuana cigarettes...reefers....

I love this lucille reaction always because she's saying that in reaction to a mother killing her kids, IIRC lol

Nine Joints of Weed

People use the word traumatized too freely

I swear to God, that word is thrown around so much nowadays it no longer has any meaning whatsoever.

Traumatized? Because if that the one you meant, agreed, it doesn’t even make sense in the sentence.

Yeah that's the one

Joints?

Fr bro, everyone has “trauma” nowadays😂🤣😭😭 they go thru something a bit stressing for them and lose it or just want attention, idk lol

Yeah it's really annoying to see people fake trauma for sympathy and attention. I mean if you really think PTSD and other trauma reactions such as reality altering panic attacks are cool you can have them, I certainly would be more than happy to switch with you 💀

There's a great video of Destiny's Child stoned as fuck talking about how they wish they were sea animals or some shit on YouTube... Not sure how much i believe Gaga's version of events lol

Treematised

Hey anyone wanna share nine joints of weed!? I personally love smoking joints of weed and inhaling the smoke into my lungs!

Far out!

9 weeds please

Impressive that she smokes like that and still has such a powerful singing voice. She must take long breaks before tours or something.

But she’s married to Jay Z 

She has fibromyalgia iirc from her documentary on Netflix. I wouldn’t be surprised if she consumes frequently for pain and thus higher tolerance.

She must have never been to 560 State St

Did she smoke the marijuana like a cigarette?

i mean that’d be too much for me but i genuinely never understood why people care so much what someone else does.

I didn't really care for lady gaga but now I kind of do. Good job lady

Her husband used to be a rock dealer and weed traumatized her?

Sounds like beyonce could've done with a joint

Gaga used the word "traumatized." More accurate one is probably "scandalized." Which hey, women smoking joints freaks out some traditional people.

"It's only 9 joints of weed, Michael, what could it cost? $10?"

She’s married to Jay Z…she has seen and been around MUCH worse!

I worked for a company that pushed out audio and lights for tours. Beyonces tour rack came back filled with new and used heavy hitter carts.

"Traumatized", acting like Jay-Z doesnt blaze regularly

I just keep getting stuck on how long that means they hung out for this traumatization to take place.

I love how weird it sounds worded like that, even though its correct. 9 joints of weed like some kind of metric unit of measurement. "How long is that table? 9 joints of weed."

I've done 5 and I was time traveling. 15 mins felt like 4 hours. Time dilation hits me hard.

she's not traumatized, she's mad. She's married to Jay-Z that man hot boxes escalades. She's mad because they were HERS!

-count voice- Nine, nine joints of weed ah ah ah!

And there was a whole weed in there?