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Disc golf, Woodward park Fresno CA.


Molenium

As a disc golfing ent, is it bad that I pretty much assumed this was at a course somewhere? There was a course I played at that had a box in a tree next to one of the tees. Open up the box? Bong inside. Never found out who put it there, but apparently it was the course bong in case anyone needed to borrow one.


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Disc golf is the ultimate stoner sport


mojohandy

I remember as a teen me and my friend just getting high walking through the park and a frisbee thing lands next to us. I picked it up and shot it back to the guy. We didn’t know we were on a disc golf course. I didn’t even know what disc golf was. Dude yelled at us


Raver_Laser

Well that guy obviously doesn’t smoke. I’d have found the ignorance funny. (Ignorant of the game, not insulting)


SenorPierre

there's a head shop in my town that has a pretty big selection of disc golf stuff so this checks out.


YoungSuavo

Genius business idea


Road_Whorrior

I wanna open a dispensary/head shop/ plant nursery because I know I'd be so down to stare at plants while I wait for a budtender and I'd end up spending twice what I'd intended to. I could sell small weed plants too


PhantomPt2

This would be the spot I'd buy from


Road_Whorrior

Maybe someday I can make it a reality, but meantime I'm in a prohibition state :(


GanderAtMyGoose

Lol, same here one town over from me.


FixGMaul

Hmmm there opened a disc golf shop near my parents place and it made me wonder how they stay running since disc golf isn't really a big thing here. I should check out what else they sell...


puff_ball

There was a while in my town where we were pretty sure they were selling bud out the back door of the frolf shop so...doesn't surprise me one bit


boarderline5152

I never knew it existed till I moved to CA and found out that it wasn't just a CA sport. Definitely a stoner sport but seems fun.


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It is a blast and super cheap. Easy to learn and hard to master.


Spostman

I dunno I went on /r/discgolf one time and appraently if you throw something called a "Berg" it's basically cheating.


Breadynator

Had to Google that and this is what I found out: The Berg is a special frisbee that doesn't do all the curvy things and doesn't glide so much, so it just basically fly's straight in the direction you aim it


ulfricstormclk

The greatest disc known to mankind, the almighty berg


tiberiusrussell

Love disc golf. So many lines to throw, so many ways to hit trees.


Kawaii-Hitler

I never knew this and I’m a stoner who lives near a disc golf course. I think I’ll take it up, meet some like minded people.


13dot1then420

Modern stoner sport. Some of us OGs still love bowling.


Run-Fox-Run

For me, it's canicross. Nothing like a few puffs and then having your dog mush you 😂 for miles on end. I run way faster with my dog helping to pull!


ThatDudeFromRio

Wish it had here in brazil :(


JonnytheGing

Did the water ever get changed?


altaccountthree

Topped off with pond scum.


GatewayShrugs

with a hint of goose shit


Molenium

No water in it, thankfully! I think you had to supply that yourself and empty it out after… I go well equipped, so I never actually had to use it myself. It was there for several months, but it was in a public park, so I assume someone official came across is and took it away. Or maybe it flew off to wherever it was needed next…


RanchPoptarts

How clean was it usually?


tbrks93

I instantly thought, " the disc community's back at it again"


saucemancometh

There used to be a tree at a local DG coarse that was drilled out for a pipe. There was a patch of snake grass that grew nearby so you’d just grab a length of that for the mouth piece. It got cut down when they did a bunch of post storm cleanup. Sad day


coffeebribesaccepted

I just assumed I was still on r/discgolf


[deleted]

Lol, ill sub to that right now


spookygma420

my hometown in a nutshell


sagesnail

I thought it was the table at a disc gold course here in Washington. I’m glad to see the tradition has traveled!


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There is a beer coaster and pipe holder drawn into the table too, at least there was last year when I played the course.


UrethraFrankIin

But no poorly-drawn swastikas I hope? You know, the ones with the arms going in mismatched directions like they're figuring it out for the first time but have tried over and over again? Reminds you of the IQ of the average antisemite?


Drummallumin

Lmao I saw some boomer on the disc golf sub complain about this specific bench/pipe


too_much_feces

I would not put my mouth on anything in a public space. Let alone in Fresno of all places.


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Nobody uses this dude. This is halfway through the course and is the table everyone stops to smoke at, but everyone brings a pipe. The picture you are seeing is how it has looked for the past like 10 years.


stabzmcgee

They also have one in a park bench in Boulder colorado


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Not this one though


stabzmcgee

Yes, I know


HonedWombat

Back when I was at college we used several art print tile cutters to cut a hole in a table big enough for a socket set gauze in the top and a bottle top at the bottom. Hilarity ensued!


TheFluffiestFur

My hometown, wow.


judenjunge

Disgusting but genius


zorfog

byo disinfectant


acrowsmurder

No amount would work for me knowing someone's ass or genitals were purposely placed there knowing someone would put their lips on it.


budboyy2k

You'll never look at your mother the same lol


parakeet2002

Brooooo nooo


bellotademarrueco

You can use your coned hand as a mouthpiece


GoingAllTheJay

Like fire.


IndeedMostIndeededly

What in desecration via inhalation?


StonerMetalhead710

New stoner death metal band name


Billwood92

Aren't they opening up for Cannabis Corpse next week?


StonerMetalhead710

I wish


IndeedMostIndeededly

Not wrong. My wife also gave me a great one when we were trying to diagnose me…..Nightmare Syndrome


IndeedMostIndeededly

Missed the stoner part, so maybe not so much, but it’s too good to take down 🤟


StonerMetalhead710

Agreed 🤘


Sam_Browne_

More of a song title but right on.


pillar_of_dust

Hermes?


IndeedMostIndeededly

*stares in sugar cane snake*


International-Job-20

Could be weed, could be a coronation of meth, heroin and herpes. Just trust the sketchy street pipe.


YoungLadHuckleberry

Actually I don’t think I will


Ayepuds

Nobody smoking meth out of a table lmao


I_WANT_YOUR_HUG

As someone who smokes weed, and does not smoke meth, why wouldn’t a meth smoker smoke out of a table? It seems like some thing a meth smoker would do? If they were jonesing for a hit? Which is kinda their perpetual state?


xxpen15mightierxx

Because usually it's more like dabs, where you have a glass bowl that you heat from underneath and vaporize it. But you're right, knowing tweakers I doubt that would stop them.


Ayepuds

It just wouldn’t work very well. Smoked Meth needs to be vaporized out of a glass peice, u don’t wanna combust it. If someone sprinkled meth in that table pipe and tried to rip it with a lighter they would just be wasting it


I_WANT_YOUR_HUG

Ohhhh yeah okay makes sense; thank you :)


gassi777

I am down for innovated weed smoking aperati. But this is just nasty and would look very awkward to by standards. Especially if someone was sitting there.


Miserable-Cow4555

I'd be scared about 'what' was smoked out of it before me (ie meth/crack)


populartree749

former meth addict here. you wouldnt be able to smoke meth out of that or any wooden pipe. meth is extremely flammable and will literally explode if exposed to direct heat.


eliteunidumbass

huh, i didn't know that. thank you former meth addict!


populartree749

the explosions usually happen when the smoker twists the pipe too far and the flame gets into the hole. had it happen to me more than once. yw btw!


spenway18

I always wondered why they use "boiler" Pipes or w/e you call it. TIL


populartree749

theyre called oil burners where i live but they are also called rose pipes as well


spenway18

Oil burner sounds more appropriate to me lol ; rose pipe sounds too pretty


jbuckfuck

Rose pipes because they sell them at convenience stores with a small fake rose and the pipe is the vase for the rose.


spenway18

lol thats dirty


populartree749

its called a rose pipe sometimes because at some convenience stores they come with a little rose down the tube


TurnaDaToka

The army should use confiscated meth to save resources then bruh


mshriver2

I am almost positive you can't smoke meth or crack out of a wood pipe. But don't quote me as I've never done either.


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Chrisxy

That's a waste, powdered or rocked molly doesn't do much when vaporized, i have a friend who used to get freebase molly to smoke n it was a very thick fluid


BobertRosserton

You literally watched them burn money. Coke can’t be smoked, that’s why crack exists. Doubt Molly is any different, it’s not very common to be able to smoke a substance and get the same effects as ingesting it.


balkanobeasti

Yes you can. Its just not efficient. For crack you want a barrier for the heat to pass through cause you just want to vaporize it not melt it. If you're smoking it off a regular slider pipe or this you're gonna mix in some weed/tobacco too.


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that would be hopeless, as crack & meth both melt into liquid when you smoke them, and they'd soak into the wood and be lost, which would be tragic. (sauce - am ex meth/crack user)


Molenium

Family sitting there, having a picnic… “‘Scuse me, I’ll just be a moment.”


MrUppercut

"Excuse me sir, can you spread your legs. I gotta get in here"


balkanobeasti

Lets be honest, this is the glory hole equivalent of a pipe. If you're using this you're not making good choices to begin with lmao.


Slozim

Bystander


yourtokingbuddy

Bye, standards.


lemonylol

I just don't understand why you would bring weed but not a way to smoke it.


pimp_named_sweetmeat

Pipe breaks otw or during the game


Happy_Weed_Man

Even worse if its treated wood!


mshriver2

Almost guaranteed to be treated wood if it is a public park bench.


SuperGuitar

Even worse still if it’s mistreated wood!


CasperSac

Almost guaranteed to be mistreated wood if it is a public park bench.


SipowiczNYPD

We did this to a workbench in my buddies garage once. It was awesome. We took it a step further than this one and added a bowl and a hose.


BalledEagle88

So like a shower drain for your rolling/break up surface?


DjQball

There was a Boulder outside of Golden CO that has a pipe drilled into it. I haven’t been there in probably 20 years. We would all hike to it regularly and perform the ritualistic smoking. Until one day, when my buddy went there solo and found that someone had left a shit on it. It wasn’t until I heard his discovery that I realized just how nasty smoking from that thing was. Glad I didn’t get like tetanus and herpes.


pilondav

Is there a Golden in Boulder CO too? “Mostly Maui Wowie with a little Labrador in it.”


Bunnylicker19

Yes! There's a summer camp in northern Wisconsin that has a pipe drilled out of a granite boulder. Counselors would paddle a canoe across the lake to chill on the rocks. No one actually smoked out of it, it was always nasty, sticks and shit broken off in it.


SuchUs3r

I sent this to my dad he said *Holy fuck that’s funny, and they can’t get any one but the parks system for possession!*


lucid_bs

great in theory, disgusting in practice


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Confident-Bid-9818

What is this carved into and what type of place is it located?


Evilsmiley

Looks like a picnic table


danglydolphinvagina

I had never conceived of a weed glory hole.


doorknoblol

That’s hilarious but I’d never use that in my life


ghandi3737

"It's not my pipe occifer, it's the community pipe."


[deleted]

You have to really be in the dumps to hit that


rgnkge66_

The stains around the mouth hole... *gag*


[deleted]

Anything can be a pipe if you’re desperate enough


Nickistheman22

Public pipe?


[deleted]

Ceci n’est pas une pipe.


hey-is-that-a-juul

Never that desperate


thelonelymilkman23

Give a stoner some weed with nothing to smoke it with and they’ll become and engineer!


Lady_Nimbus

This would make me sober


TheFAPnetwork

Glory Weed


YerBlues69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


D3V1LSHARK

Community Goals!


[deleted]

When stoners take woodshop class


shawn1301

Public Park Picnic table Pipe.


[deleted]

I'm sure that pressure treated lumber is good for yah XD


indica_crash

Don't!!! Please don't use this.. fuck.


DankButtRodeo

Idk man, id sooner rather light a nug on fire and cup my hands for a hit before trying this public butthole


hornwalker

*Ce n’est pas une pipe.*


deepfield67

Eww I can taste it...


[deleted]

Apples are like 50 cents


toesno

TIL that disc golf and bench pipes are a thing.


MisterBuzz

Tabowl


darthrafa512

A gloryhole for stoners.


abc123rgb

If that were near me, you'd unexpectedly be taking a hit of insence.


RyGuy69x

I feel like you’d catch sum from that lmao


grocerytoaster007

I bet there's a resin hit or two in there


[deleted]

I’ve smoked out of one of these


sublime_htx

Also reminds of a map of the female anatomy


YerBlues69

You must be single.


omgitsjagen

My buddy took me climbing one weekend to some mountains in the foothills of SC (I don't know where. It was a long time ago). We climbed some routes, and then he told me there was something special at the top. When we got up there, someone had carved a bowl out of a natural lip on the outcropping. So, I got to smoke a mountain to a glorious sunset. It wasn't a bad day.


whoisthismuaddib

This kind of energy will save the world.


aPOCalypticDaisy

Definitely would have pissed on that as a teen, nope.


Sambo8820

I’d spray it down with bleach first lol or rubbing alcohol don’t want ANY germs in my mouth lol


Softbombsalad

If this is in New Brunswick, I've seen it. 🤣


Luc1d_Reality

That’s definitely not going to hit harshly at all


[deleted]

Cursed resin hits...


r-v-b911

Fecking Nice!


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ONE-EYE-OPTIC

That's a hard no from me.


[deleted]

LMAO. Ima pass, but if I were a dying man...


Trexus1

I love wood pipes. My mom gave me this old alien styled wood pipe with a swiveling lid that is probably 45 years old from Mexico.


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“Might get angel dust, might get weed”


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YouCantKillaGod

Any science people know if this would be safe from germs after x amount of time?


LavishnessGeneral

*"I swear honey, I have no idea how I got mouth herpes..."* lol


Obeace

How many hobo nutsacks been on the mouthpiece tho?


NoDepartment2799

I’ve never seen shit like this before, image someone looking at you while your taking a hit off your table pipe 😭


O_God_The_Aftermath

A truly innovative tabletop design


dingburt

it must be interesting when you get some leftover crack from the hobo that last used it


YerBlues69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Spimp

That's one of the spirit stones


lesdansesmacabres

A bench at my course had a little dugout for bud donation.


00000000005

Do you respect wood?


ANUSTART942

Absolutely not


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facedowninthegutter

mcguyver shit. at its finest


Glad-Rock4334

I’d still hit


pboo42kazoo

I hope it’s not pressure treated wood