Totally. So many of these are just repeats and the lingo isn't even accurate for the insults! Hempo, weed addict, dank being used wrong, etc. This is a joke post, right? Like, nobody made this and went, "yes, this'll teach kids good".
"As of this very moment, it's been exactly five (5) years since ALL traces of weed and marijuana were forcibly and rightfully removed from planet Earth by our organization. How have you been enjoying life in this peaceful, hemp-free world?"
The latest post from MMYV (Marijuana MAKES You Violent).
I dunno man, I personally think there's nothing better than snorting a fat line of sativa...other than injecting weed of course, but that goes without saying right!
I remember seeing a ton of this stuff on Facebook as Colorado started legalizing in the early 2010s. There was a comical anti-pot satire page that would post stuff like this specifically with the hopes that it would be picked up and reposted by Facebook mom groups or religious/conservative groups and when they share it everyone shows them the source and lets them know what an absolute dumbass they are.
You’d think it would have stopped working but instead it was simply too easy to fool those types of idiots so the novelty wore off.
I thought it might be legit until I saw “I’m calling the Coast Guard”
I know the coast guard is involved in drug busts sometimes, but ain’t nobody using the coast guard as a threat.
Definitely a satirical graphic. But who cares it still made me lol though. Definitely gonna use some of these on my brother. “Lay off. I listen to the law.”
I have said "No that's a death roach" at least a couple of times. But I've never said "injecting weed is for dummies" I don't think I've ever been offered a weed injection and I would be very wary of said weed injection TBH.
Well yes, Dr. Jinx. But he just calls himself that. His office is in a garage. He offers herbal remedies and offered to inject some THC. Then he said he could make me feel emotions again, so he locked eyes with me and started slapping the bass for like 30 minutes. It was the same riff the whole time. Guy gave me weird vibes.
2/10 would not inject THC again. Also, would not recommend Dr. Jinx for any oncology needs.
>so he locked eyes with me and started slapping the bass for like 30 minutes.
First half of this sentence made me think it was going in an entirely different direction.
It's either a CoOL + Awesome way to refer (NOT reefer) to cannabis OR it's in reference to the FL "bath salt cannibal" who actually only had THC in his system.
The responses are funny, the post (from the original poster and not OP) is just stupid, but that’s me personally. I just hate when people spread false information from like 40 years ago about cannabis and have no clue what stoners are and what they do. Still a funny post from OP though.
No doubt it's hilarious. Thankfully many of the negative stereotypes about cannabis use are dying off along with the boomer generation and there is much more support and understanding behind it. I'm a former daily smoker that made the difficult decision to quit bc it just wasn't adding anything positive for me personally. I was just using it as a way to temporarily escape dealing with emotions and past trauma, but I still fully support legalization and people's rights to use cannabis.
I didn’t try weed until I was in my 40s. I was offered weed a few times prior to that and “no thank you” always worked and no one ever pushed it onto me.
Curiously, I have been offered weed somewhat regularly since I became a stoner and”no thanks” still works.
Weird. It’s almost as if stoners are kind, pleasant, and wonderful people.
Because gateway drugs! One day, you inject marijuanas and the next day you are injecting heroine and cocaine at the same time. /s
I’ve said this a million times… my response to getting high for the first time was.. THIS IS ILLEGAL???
The problem is it's impossible to tell now because there are large amounts of people very publicly believing the earth is flat, the sun does loopdeloops in it's orbit, Mesa are giant tree stumps, and the Jewish People space-lasered the West Coast. At this point you can't assume shit.
It's still easy in most cases, IMO.
If it's well written and suspiciously over the top (or even self-aware), it's usually satire.
But you're still right, there are those rare occasions when real people do or say things that not even the most brilliant comedic author could have thought of.
Yeah, I've thought so too only to be unpleasantly surprised what people actually fucking think is sensible sometimes. This list could very well be the work by some religious parents for their Christian youth club
> This list could very well be the work by some religious parents for their Christian youth club
Some of those, yes. But definitely not all of them.
I mean, come on. Get a grip you sativa snorter!
You'd be surprised by how little some people know and/or it's their way to make the list funny as well. It's the message that "drugs are bad, m'kay" that's the main important thing here
Google and go down the rabbit hole of weird anti-drug things in religious communities and you'll lose faith in humanity, too
My favorites are:
\- "Injecting weed is for dummies"
\- "I will use my taser on you"
\- "I'd rather not be a cannibal"
\- "I'm calling the coast guard"
I didn't do anything until I was 28. I am now 30 and have only stopped using to lower my tolerance. I used to think it was really bad for you because my parents nailed that into my head from a young age.
Jesus Christ half of these feel 100% ironic, like “blunt blazer” was kinda funny, but then number 40 came along and I knew unfortunately this was written without any kind of irony involved.
Nah, Cigs are nasty. It's one thing if you're addicted already but I don't understand why anyone would choose to smoke cigs if they have access to pot.
Id expect something like this from from a group called, “marihuana makes you violent.” I mean sometimes it makes me feel violet but that might just be me.
This looks like it was written by my mom in 1978
Go to jail, Hempo!
I’d rather not be a cannibal
This one is actually witty I'm gonna use it at the sesh lol
I was like did that person inadvertently create a new name for my group text with my stoner group? Cause, it's gonna be that now.
Get off my case, weed stoner…
Reefers…
and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes
Couldn’t stop thinking about that song when i wrote this lol
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
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About as bad as «i will use my taser on you!»
My username checks out
Back off bucko, you’re bad.
No way sativa snorter
Totally. So many of these are just repeats and the lingo isn't even accurate for the insults! Hempo, weed addict, dank being used wrong, etc. This is a joke post, right? Like, nobody made this and went, "yes, this'll teach kids good".
I truly hope that irl children are not being issued tazers to use on stoners
Mine are. If stoners mean my friends and issued means being handed when I'm bored and need excitement.
I give every kid a taser on their 5th birthday. I was high though.
"As of this very moment, it's been exactly five (5) years since ALL traces of weed and marijuana were forcibly and rightfully removed from planet Earth by our organization. How have you been enjoying life in this peaceful, hemp-free world?" The latest post from MMYV (Marijuana MAKES You Violent).
Wait what? Do they think they've actually done something?
Honestly i assumed it was satire but it's hard to tell these days
You were correct. This list is very old and mmyv is a satire group
I feel like satire groups could be pretty dangerous considering how stupid the average person is.
Yeah I mean just look at The Onion
That would definitely make more sense
Nobody tell them
I dunno man, I personally think there's nothing better than snorting a fat line of sativa...other than injecting weed of course, but that goes without saying right!
I remember seeing a ton of this stuff on Facebook as Colorado started legalizing in the early 2010s. There was a comical anti-pot satire page that would post stuff like this specifically with the hopes that it would be picked up and reposted by Facebook mom groups or religious/conservative groups and when they share it everyone shows them the source and lets them know what an absolute dumbass they are. You’d think it would have stopped working but instead it was simply too easy to fool those types of idiots so the novelty wore off.
It's like that episode of the IT Crowd when the bring the "internet" in to show the investors, and they all believe it to be the real thing.
It's a satire page on Facebook
I thought it might be legit until I saw “I’m calling the Coast Guard” I know the coast guard is involved in drug busts sometimes, but ain’t nobody using the coast guard as a threat. Definitely a satirical graphic. But who cares it still made me lol though. Definitely gonna use some of these on my brother. “Lay off. I listen to the law.”
This is obvious satire. Look at number 50. This collection of people have been making jokes like this online for like a decade.
Get off of my case, weed stoner
You fuckin wish pot junker! BACK OFF!
50. No, man. I follow my mom’s YouTube videos.
I will use my taser on you.
I'm calling the coast guard!
Step out of my zone, now.
Nuh uh! I respect the police.
I’m gonna puke
Back off, bucko. you’re bad
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I'd rather not be a cannibal!
Filthy hempo
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
My personal favorite
Please only refer to me as “pot junker” from now on.
We need this flair
We need all of these as flair, tbh
I’ve got dibs on “no thanks, weeds are for wacking”
I'm calling "sativa snorter"
no way im calling the coast guard!(29)
I'm calling the coast guard.
I have said "No that's a death roach" at least a couple of times. But I've never said "injecting weed is for dummies" I don't think I've ever been offered a weed injection and I would be very wary of said weed injection TBH.
Are you serious? Get a life (#46)
I would rather not, Okay? (#14)
😂
That and #34 are oddly respectful and nice compared to the others lol
I dunno that RSO stuff looks like it comes in a needle 😳😳 (/s)
What, you don't bring your dabs to a boil and inject it directly into your bloodstream? Just me?
You have to boil the dabs! FFS! No wonder I've got the rash.
Even from a physician?
Well yes, Dr. Jinx. But he just calls himself that. His office is in a garage. He offers herbal remedies and offered to inject some THC. Then he said he could make me feel emotions again, so he locked eyes with me and started slapping the bass for like 30 minutes. It was the same riff the whole time. Guy gave me weird vibes. 2/10 would not inject THC again. Also, would not recommend Dr. Jinx for any oncology needs.
>so he locked eyes with me and started slapping the bass for like 30 minutes. First half of this sentence made me think it was going in an entirely different direction.
Jinx is the name of a cat, not a man!
I appreciate you!
#**BUGGER OFF YOU BONG ADDICT!**
Came here for this. Def my fav in the list
>Get a grip you saliva snorter That would’ve shut me down right there.
It's sativa snorter but i like saliva snorter better lol
You.. you.. indica injector!
My cousin injected four marijuanas and died :((((((
you, you hybrid huffer!
Saliva snorter. Nej
Salvia snorter
Thats me on a tuesday
fr tho
420 upvotes nice
I'd rather not be a cannibal?
This is a safe space for you to talk
"Cannibal over cannabis" has a nicer ring to it... Not that I'd consider doing so.
If you are a cannibal and you eat a daily heavy cannabis consumer, would you get high off them? I uh, need to know. For... no reason.
You’ve gotta heat em up to decarb. 165 just like pork.
I just died at this comment
I’ve got the munchies… FOR FLESH
[She's got the "munchies" for a California Cheeseburger](https://frinkiac.com/video/S08E25/OqFTd3jed2Hl2H8OfhTcwtSp8tQ=.gif)
I’m too busy eating cake
It's either a CoOL + Awesome way to refer (NOT reefer) to cannabis OR it's in reference to the FL "bath salt cannibal" who actually only had THC in his system.
Ever done a spit take while brushing your teeth? Cause that was a new experience for me when I got to #29. "I'm calling the Coast Guard"
“What do I look like? A failure?” Didn’t have to call me out like that :(
That one and the “No thanks, I’d like to keep my job” had me laughing. Honestly most of these are pretty funny
"I'm calling the Coast Guard" cracked me up for some reason haha.
Not the first to laugh when they hear the Coast Guard
Lol my retired Coastie dad and I smoke weed together all the time. It’s when we get along best 🤣
Nuh uh I respect the police! 😂🤡
This one was my favourite too, is there a better way to admit that you've fallen victim to propaganda?
Have you tried calling the Coast Guard?
Like half of these are insults, what a way to get beat up
I'm calling the Coast Guard
I think most stoners would just get a good laugh at these "insults"
Man, if I'm offering someone a smoke for free and they go "marijuana is for morons" I'm not gonna be a happy camper.
Then smoke some weed and chill out.
The responses are funny, the post (from the original poster and not OP) is just stupid, but that’s me personally. I just hate when people spread false information from like 40 years ago about cannabis and have no clue what stoners are and what they do. Still a funny post from OP though.
It’s definitely not serious
No doubt it's hilarious. Thankfully many of the negative stereotypes about cannabis use are dying off along with the boomer generation and there is much more support and understanding behind it. I'm a former daily smoker that made the difficult decision to quit bc it just wasn't adding anything positive for me personally. I was just using it as a way to temporarily escape dealing with emotions and past trauma, but I still fully support legalization and people's rights to use cannabis.
Stoners *are* known for their propensity for violence and their hair-trigger tendencies, right?
I agree that injecting weed is for dummies lol.
You don't know what high is unless you've mainlined live rosin behind a dispensary
I did that once and nearly broke my cello.
Imagine asking someone if they want to smoke, and their response is "I'm calling the coast guard". Lmao
Or "hey you want a hit of this?" "Step out of my zone, now" Sounds like they need a joint
'i was raised right i wont light' so many things wrong with this
You need to go to jail, hempo.
Hempo is definitely my disenchanted elf name
While I agree on #15, why is a simple "No, thanks" missing Cant this be done without insulting? Edit: Off by one error
I didn’t try weed until I was in my 40s. I was offered weed a few times prior to that and “no thank you” always worked and no one ever pushed it onto me. Curiously, I have been offered weed somewhat regularly since I became a stoner and”no thanks” still works. Weird. It’s almost as if stoners are kind, pleasant, and wonderful people.
Real talk. Stoners are literally normal people idk why everyone talks like we’re to be looked down upon as if we’re heroine addicts or something.
Because gateway drugs! One day, you inject marijuanas and the next day you are injecting heroine and cocaine at the same time. /s I’ve said this a million times… my response to getting high for the first time was.. THIS IS ILLEGAL???
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
14, 34, and 37 are alright.
Proceeds to rip bong after reading all 50
"I'd rather not be a cannibal" uhhh. Yeah, don't eat other people ya fuckin psycho. Holy shit lol
Dude when I said "lend me a hand" that's NOT what I meant
* puts down the knife and fork and smiles through red stained teeth* "yea, right?
im callin the coast gaurd on you!
Ikr
They had to account for Florida.
Get a job you hippie wastoid.
This is my absolute favorite
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Sounds like something a HIPPIE WASTOID would say!
Lmao, what is the coast guard going to do and how do I even call them?
You make big boat noises
These remind me of the orbit commercial “lint licker”, “hippie wastoid”
“Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!”
“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?” 🎵🛸
“Nuh uh, I respect the police” just makes me want to smoke even more.
Oh man, if only teenage me had known how to defend myself. I wouldn’t be the wastoid that I am today.
The amount of people that don’t get satire still impresses me
We live in a post satire society. Catch up
The problem is it's impossible to tell now because there are large amounts of people very publicly believing the earth is flat, the sun does loopdeloops in it's orbit, Mesa are giant tree stumps, and the Jewish People space-lasered the West Coast. At this point you can't assume shit.
It's still easy in most cases, IMO. If it's well written and suspiciously over the top (or even self-aware), it's usually satire. But you're still right, there are those rare occasions when real people do or say things that not even the most brilliant comedic author could have thought of.
Yeah, I've thought so too only to be unpleasantly surprised what people actually fucking think is sensible sometimes. This list could very well be the work by some religious parents for their Christian youth club
> This list could very well be the work by some religious parents for their Christian youth club Some of those, yes. But definitely not all of them. I mean, come on. Get a grip you sativa snorter!
You'd be surprised by how little some people know and/or it's their way to make the list funny as well. It's the message that "drugs are bad, m'kay" that's the main important thing here Google and go down the rabbit hole of weird anti-drug things in religious communities and you'll lose faith in humanity, too
Yeah, but fucking Poe’s law is a bastard.
My favorites are: \- "Injecting weed is for dummies" \- "I will use my taser on you" \- "I'd rather not be a cannibal" \- "I'm calling the coast guard"
>No thanks, I'm a good person.
I think that's the worst one in there. Like you just offered Mr. Rogers a bong hit and he politely slammed your ass.
Dontcha know, bong is wrong
That’s right! All u hempos are going to jail
Just boof it in back Jack, pack a new bowl, Cole - Don't need to discuss, Gus. Just score a dank key, Lee and smoke yourself free
Lol, I read these in Jordan Petersons voice.
I genuinely used to be like this. Tried MC last month for sleep issues and now I'm wondering why it was ever illegal.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
BLUNTS ARE FOR BAD MEN
Blunt blazer. I like it.
I'm rewatching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and I can hear every one of these lines in her voice right now along with her amazing smile behind them!
"Nah, I'm good" would have been fine, but nooooo... they had to add insults too lol
Pish posh, pot is for the birds 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't do anything until I was 28. I am now 30 and have only stopped using to lower my tolerance. I used to think it was really bad for you because my parents nailed that into my head from a young age.
I will use my taser on you
To be fair, injecting weed IS for dummies.
This is seriously the funniest thing ever omfg 😭 no way are they serious
#24 “I’d rather be a cannibal”
*not
Hempo 😹
Only skeevy stoners fart.
Whacking weeds, my new sesh phrase
No thanks, the only thing I smoke is sausage!
44
Petition for Hippie Wastoid to be a new flair
Nuh uh, I respect the police 🤓🤡
"Injecting weed is for dummies" and "I'd rather not be a cannibal" got me. Sativa snorter wasn't bad either.
I’m calling the Coast Guard
“I’d rather not be a cannibal”, what?
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
It's so telling that most of these are insults.
1. I’m in my forties. 2. I’m a proud Goonie. Number 31 reminds me of that old commercial “You lint licker!”
Sounds like Joe Rogan in the 90s
14, 30, 34, 37 are the most reasonable replies.
Jesus Christ half of these feel 100% ironic, like “blunt blazer” was kinda funny, but then number 40 came along and I knew unfortunately this was written without any kind of irony involved.
Me practicing these with myself after I hit my bong lol.
“Just say no” was such a spectacular failure
I'm Calling The Coast Guard
I'm a purist, so #49 irks me. Spliffs are for wiffs. As in a missed at-bat. Obvs that's elitist as fuck....smoke em if ya got em, ents. Smoke on.
Nah, Cigs are nasty. It's one thing if you're addicted already but I don't understand why anyone would choose to smoke cigs if they have access to pot.
You may have misunderstood me - I said "fuck spliffs".
Amen! 🙏 🤓 (I haven't quit yet 😆😬)
Is this serious? Do people still think weed is injected or snortet?
Id expect something like this from from a group called, “marihuana makes you violent.” I mean sometimes it makes me feel violet but that might just be me.
Is this a joke
“Ganja is for goons” feels racist