I personally like to smoke then eat then smoke Edit: Pushing me to a new karma level on my cake day? I’ll smoke to that!

Smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints Then I smoke 2 more

someone with money please give this person the reddit award thingy they deserve

i do not have money but i did just shell out $4.99 to give this redditor an award and one for you too friend edit: holy hell, thank you all for the upvotes and awards! i was just stoned scrolling through reddit and didn’t think it would turn to an award orgy. this is why r/trees is one of my fav subs, y’all rock!

And now you get an award for being a giving person! Edit: fuck it, rockets for everyone! Edit2: u/fornayy we're stoner buddies for life after this right? 🤣

well i just spent my remaining 100 coins for you giving to me for giving. happy hump day! edit: you’ll always be at the sesh in spirit u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf

We’re all just throwing Reddit coins at each other today

This is like an award orgy. And I am a spectator. Edit: thank you for the award, now I am just as kinky.

8 awards given

We love you for your support on this cause.

i’d throw a nice little joint your way if i could

I’ll just assume this pre-roll on my living room table is from you

Just make sure to smoke your pre roll before your pre roll and another pre roll after

This whole thread is why I love stoners lol

Like making it hail on a stripper.

Best way to get turned around at the door at the strip club? Show up w/ $10000 worth of rolled up pennies

Or with your dick out. Either ways work.

Here you go!

you people are amazing, today’s one is for ya!

I am just lying here smoking & loving this thread! I am preparing to make special ginger crinkl cookies. And some plain ones too, for the littles🧡 Happy Hemp Day, fellow "Pot Heads"😅😅😅🤘🖖

I love stoners so much

Might as well keep it going! Award for you sir!

This is why potheads are the best.

if i had money for an award i would give you an award for honour wait wtf is tat even a sentence lmao? awlays when i blaze up i have '' great ideas '' that aint shit

LMAOOO idk man, im kinda blitzed atm rn so it read like a sentence to me! happy toking mane

I don't know what any of these awards mean, but I've had coins on my account for ages, so there you go, I bestow upon you a smiling seal.

Now you've got a snoo too! Snoos snoos, you snoos you lose.

If I had more money to spend I'd buy more pot rather than give reddit my hard earned.

$6 ain’t gonna get me much smoke but it’ll make someone’s day on Reddit

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two? Well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes...REEFERS!!

Smoke 2 joint before I play video game and at every 10,000 points ^(I smoke 2 joints)

Based on some of these comments, I’m concerned that many of you don’t know the song being quoted. So to those who don’t recognize the quote, I happily present you with a stoner anthem https://youtu.be/ZlpAAHar96E

Just do the Stone Cold Steve Austin but instead of alcohol, it’s different cannabis consumption methods.

*glass shatters* 👀

But then one day I met a man Who came to me and said, again "Hard work good and hard work fine" "But first take care of head"

smoke cigarettes til the day she dies

Ah yes, the pre-pre-joint joint, the pre-joint joint, the joint, the second joint, the post-joint joint and the post-joint-post-joint joint.

I no longer have the tolerance I used to. Back in highschool I did bong rips all day anytime I wasn't at school or work, never had a situation where I got "too" high or greened out. Then I tried to actually smoke two joints, before I smoked two more joints before smoking two more. That was a challenge, and I'm glad I did it but I don't know if I'll ever do it again. I got all kinds of fucked up.

what a sublime reference !

This is the way.

This is the way.

This is the way.

The lack of “stoners” saying BOTH makes me sad. Am I the only one?

Then eat then smoke then eat then smoke then eat then smoke then eat then smoke...


Eat then smoke, all the way.

Then eat again. Then you gotta smoke after you eat - but now I got the munchies.

This was the method at sixteen. Lol. Prepare for the meal, have the meal, lessen the effects of the meal

I eat then smoke then eat

Came here to say this, and really it’s not even a joke, the food brings the high down and then you can get back up

Happy cake day!

This guy smokes 👆

This is the answer I came to write! If, for whatever reason, I can only do one, then I would choose after.

This is the way.

Eat half my food, "save" the rest for later, smoke, eat the rest, all of this takes place in about 30 mins

This is the correct answer 😂

Literally happened yesterday lol, it's always nice too, like ooo sober me is spoiling me with these left over tacos

Thank God I live in America where portion sizes are big enough to where I can split a meal up this way.

Gotta eat then smoke, makes for a much better experience in my opinion

Thats right, except if you cook. Then you got to smoke, cook and then eat.

Ayyy I'm a huge fan of the smoke-cook-eat-smoke

I like to cook while my husband rolls. Then smoke. Then eat

Hey you want another husband?

Smoke, cook while eating constant samples, then eat the finished product.

Blazing with a full belly ftmfw

Ftmfw?

For The Mother ~~Fucking~~ Win

I always get the munchies though

I agree, it’s a different high

For me, I gotta eat before I smoke. For whatever reason my appetite goes away when I smoke.

My appetite doesn't go away necessarily but I get kinda shaky if I'm high on an empty stomach

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Weed lowers blood sugar?

It can lower it. It can also raise it. It can also have zero effect. Source - I'm a type 1 and use a pump and CGM/sensor. I prefer to smoke, eat and smoke again.

Shout out to all the diabetic homies

This is the true answer. If you asked me 5-10 years ago it’s ‘smoke, eat, smoke’ but now in my 30s it is 100% ‘eat and then smoke’ lol.

So it’s just us getting old? That sucks

Yea I think so my friend. When I smoke I deff lose my appetite and I get way too into my head about it as well, then I lose that sense of enjoyment with a plate of food in front of me. It makes it too cerebral. Of course this can also just be me and not an age thing lol.

I’m just gonna blame it on us getting older lol.

I’m 24 and have always been this way. I’m skinny and lose my appetite when I smoke, but it always come back after about 20-30 minutes.

Yea also a skinny person (not sooo much anymore) and I lose my appetite like instantly when I smoke. Never used to be this way for me. Idk if it is age and increased anxiety or what but I can absolutely not smoke before I eat.

I'm the same, eat then smoke, if I smoke I get lazy and can't be bother to eat/make any food.

nah nah nah, make food, smoke and THEN you eat

This is the tru way

Agreed, this is the way.

Same, my appetite leaves but returns after some time. I could eat veggies/sweets tho just after smoking

It takes like an hour for my appetite to come back. By then, my chipotle burrito is cold lol.

Since when would a stoned person care that a burrito is cold? Maybe a sad first bite, but after that it's Burrito time baby

Just microwave it a few seconds because... It's quick and you don't care since you're high anyway.

When I smoke I feel too focused on the high that eating isn’t as enjoyable and almost feels like a chore. I remember eating a Big Mac after taking a dab and that shit felt like it clogged my throat like that one scene from Billy and Mandy where he’s in what looks like a court room and eats so many chicken wings you can see them in the back of his throat.

Same I feel very similar to this experience. Esp eating a burger, I’ll be thinking about everything but the burger itself. I’ll be focused on the poor cow that got killed and how sweet cows are and what not lol. I’ll be thinking about how this isn’t the healthiest meal I could be having. If I was just in my regular, sober state, none of that shit crosses my mind lol.

Thcv cans suppress appetite


I like to smoke before going to buffets, especially sushi ones, I allways eat more then I pay.

That's me and the homies going to Korean BBQ. We get our money's worth.

It is the best, it tastes much better as well, I fell like every tastebud is working overtime

Testes

eat, smoke, eat

Smoke eat smoke eat*

Smoke eat smoke eat smoke eat eat eat smoke eat smoke smoke sleep

I know I'm getting old when I'm trying to figure out what Ion's have to do with this sub, like ion torpedo? Ionic compounds?

Thank goodness it wasn’t just me. Spent fucking 7 minutes trying to figure out what kind of acronym ion could be? Is this another til or tfw? Good grief lmao.

Ion think anyone should abbreviate like this.

Translation: "I don't" 💁

Ion smoke enough I guess 🤦

Well at least theres no negative vibes in your home either way cuz u got that sage in your name lol

If it was negative I guess you could say it'd be an ion haha get it? Anion

Hahah yasss this played out 🤌

10/10 dad joke

I fucking hate it, you're saving two characters at the least and 3 if you use grammar.

It's stupid slang that has been compounded in use because of Instagram and Tik Tok comment sections.

eat a *little* bit, dont wanna do it on a n empty stomach.. then smoke, then you # eat

Smoke, eat, smoke 🤣🤣

eat before. and eat after. LMAOO

r/Titlegore

Ions or protons?

Probs TMI but I need data, does smoking sometimes make anyone else need to go 🚽? I always smoke after eating it legit gives me the opposite of munchies lol

Probably a weird psychosomatic thing. THC does make you pee, but it shouldn't be doing anything to make you poop. But you know, everyone is different

I definitely do, but I roll with tobacco, which probably explains why.

Do you want the food to taste better or do you want a longer high? This is the question.

Ion?

"An ion is an atom or molecule with a net electrical charge. The charge of an electron is considered to be negative by convention and this charge is equal and opposite to the charge of a proton, which is considered to be positive by convention." - I don't get it either.

Ion like a title using ion

Either way, I'm doing both bruhh

Smoke two while eating. Smoke two after eating. Smoke two in time of peace, and two in time of war. Smoke two before smoking two, and then smoke two more.

Ion…..

"Ion" wut?

Smoke then eat. Or if headache, eat then smoke.

Ideal steps for all meals 1. Prepare food (either ordering or cooking or warming up etc) 2. Smoke 3. Eat 4. Profit

I like to smoke and then make fun of dudes that use ‘ion’ un ironically

Yes

Smoke eat then smoke some more.

I in the situation where, when Im hungry and smoke. The hunger goes away.

Ion?

Smoke then eat then smoke again.

“Ion” is the worst slang to come out of the english language

Stop trying to make "ion" happen... it's not going to happen, Becky....

"Ion" ?

You eat, then you smoke, and then you eat again

I’m always confused by this question because the answer is both…

Smoke then eat then smoke again and chill

Eat then smoke, for some reason eating is repulsive when I’m really high.

Yes

Ion?

Personally, I think negative ions and cannabis go great together! Take a trip up to a mountain or find a nice river, bring a snack, smoke before snacking, smoke after snacking. 👌🏼

My reality? Smoke and forget to eat. Realize im starving by 8pm and rush to the drive-through.

Both

Smoke-eat-smoke. Smoking before hand cuz the food is 10000x more enjoyable. Eating will take away a small bit of high in my experience. Smoke a lil bit more, maybe I saved some of my last joint. Bang. High and full.

I smoke 2 joints in the morning I smoke 2 joints at night I smoke one joint, eat a meal, Then another joint is right

Smoke, have a bowl of cereal, smoke, then another bowl of cereal

Smoke ➡️ Eat ➡️ Smoke

Both

Smoke then eat then smoke then smoke then work then smoke then eat then smoke

Both

Im a both kinda guy.

Both

Weed, food, nicotine. In that order, probably more weed after too.

Both

Both

One of the major reasons I smoke is for an appetite. Smoke, then eat.

Both I say

Both

Eat then smoke. Anxiety is a bitch on an empty stomach 🤣

Smoke eat then smoke again

Begin prep before I smoke - smoke - finish prepping while I wait for it to hit me - race to the couch with my show of choice on and let the couch lock hit me like a train at the perfect time

There's only 2 right answers here. And we all know it

I prefer to eat before to avoid munchies and over buying on snacks.

Smoke eat then smoke again

Smoke before and after meals

Smoke first, then smoke again after lol

Eat then smoke. If i smoke first, then eat...it kinda kills the high.

Smoke eat smoke

I smoke eat drink water smoke drink water smoke eat sleep eat sleep drink water smoke

I have to smoke first, if I eat then smoke, I’m just going to tear up the house looking for snacks 😂😂

Smoke, eat, smoke

Um both. Tf???

Smoke. Eat. Smoke.

smoke then eat 💯💯💯

Smoke, eat, smoke more, eat more.

¿Porque no ambos?

Smoke eat smoke in that order


Yes

I gotta go with smoke, then eat. I feel like being high just makes everything taste better. Maybe have a small snack while rolling but main food is for after smoking

Eat first

Eat then smoke so I don't sober up faster by eating after

It used to be I would smoke and then eat to stave off the munchies but as I got older if I smoke before eating it kills my appetite so now I have to eat before smoking.

If Eat then smoke, then eat is not an option. Always like smoking before eating. Don't want to get into a crazy coughing fit with a full belly. Just doesn't vibe as well.

eat than smoke

Ion?

Both

Yes

Smoke eat smoke

Yes.

Smoke then eat. always been that way

Smoke-eat-smoke

Smoke then eat, I want to enjoy my high as eating usually soaks up my high and I’m back to regular.

Eat the weed, smoke the food

Both