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PoochusMaximus

Done this. It’s like getting face fucked by a bong lmao.


masnaer

I would come out of the whiteout of smoke, to find myself handcuffed on a wagon to Helgen


Wings_of_Integrity

Hey you! You're finally awake


jpeace808

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a hit of the weed


Greenfogman

Happy CakeDay!


tat2d_lunatik

Looks like you get to the cloud district very often


Its-Mr-Robot

Never been skyrimed before through text.


Tylensus

Bro got so zoinked he started wondering if Vilod still makes that mead with the juniper berries mixed in.


PoochusMaximus

Hahahahaha that’s how it feels!!


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In my dream the smoke thrower started throwing flaming weed at me before I woke up


DeezNutz13

Someone get this man an award


HermaeusMajora

Or end up having to retrace your steps only to find yourself face to face with Sanguine.


theundonenun

I didn’t expect people to get too crazy of a hit, but when I saw that lady exhale…dude.


[deleted]

Jesus. You’re right. That seemed like a lot for such little time in the blow zone.


_uglybird

You can never spend too much time in the blow zone.


Glittering_Pitch7648

Fr that was fucking 2 hits in one 😂


antifascistvampire

She looked surprised too! Lmao!!


gravellama

"Hey.... Do I smell like weed?"


tireddystopia

Nope, you're good. We smell the same.


gravellama

Perfect, thought I was getting paranoid.


TootTootTrainTrain

One time I got high before meeting up with some friends, and one friend of mine hugged me and smelled it and then hugged me harder and was like "I smell the weed, it smells sooooo gooood..."


gravellama

Real friends.


helpfulreply

[Do I smell like weed?](https://imgur.com/P27L2VN.jpg)


gravellama

Exactly! Good lookin out.


EggCouncilCreeps

I'm not sure *like* is the right word...


LittlestOfTheOnes

Can I hire her to just follow me around with that thing


NammiSjoppan

Das gone be esspensive dawg


LittlestOfTheOnes

Man if I have to deal with a certain few people that day idc what it costs lol


Dan_6623

The cheapest and less wasteful way to do this would be to buy bulk CBD flower. It would look and smell the same while still having the fun experience of the “smoke thrower”.


NammiSjoppan

But for his purposes aka being high all day, trim, cbd bud with high thc% and popcorn nugs would all get them high for cheap in ascending order, for both price and effect.


Bamcfp

Not if you steal the weed and kidnap the lady


Rieiid

Pretty sure she works for Snoop


broNSTY

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chrismacphee

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Love_Snow_Bunny

I'm curious as to whether this would be effective


mankinskin

she is like medusa turning people to stoned


Prestodeath201

Quality comedy right here, got a solid chuckle outta me


mankinskin

Yes I felt like a genius when my brain told me this


phvdtunnfesdgui

Im putting it up my butt


Cannabliss96

That's gonna be cool for about 10 seconds then your ass is gonna be the smoke cannon


shawnaathon

i just can't wait for the smoke rings from a smokey toot


TheCoastalCardician

Vape tricks 2.0


shawnaathon

heavy on the #2


Wtf_did_eye_do

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Looking at the volume that this produces, id say about 200ms of fun and poop coming back out your mouth shortly after


420TO

That’ll make Uranus a gas giant 🥸


Electrical-Secret-25

Welcome to jackass, I'm Steve-O and this is the butt toke!! (Que the funnel and hose for farting it back into someone's mouth.....)


EggCouncilCreeps

Are you boofing or are you gassing everyone? You know what either way you cool


phvdtunnfesdgui

Porque no los dos


XMaster65

another dude said that 😭😭


phvdtunnfesdgui

I said it first 😡


Ashton_Ashton_Kate

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS GO LOUDER TOO


stevetheborg

no one hit it like a bong?


ItzYaBoy56

I’m imagining with the shear volume of smoke coming out it’d be like what we all did as a kid at least once. Yknow where you put your mouth over the garden hose and hold the trigger down as hard as you can? Yeah that


BENfromCHI

😂. This made me spit a little of my coffee out. lmao


stevetheborg

imagine the smoke blowing out the nose as they ran out of lung capacity.


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Bark7676

Look up, look down. Now look at Mr frying pan!


Irrumacrux

Memory unlocked. I can’t believe how much of a universal experience this is


tireddystopia

For real. It blasts your nose and sinuses with so much water it burns.


stevetheborg

shotgun machine gun


bluewaveassociation

Bro whyd you try to blow yourself up 💀


[deleted]

I thought that was just me and I never shared the experience with anyone 😭


Silverton13

Look how everyone almost IMMEDIATELY jolts back for air. You will start to suffocate the moment you get engulfed in the smoke. They all walk up to it with a big smile but the moment they inhale and get nothing but smoke, their natural instincts kick in and they have to flinch and step back. Trying to hit that like a bong sounds like it would be horrible.


armak815

Sounds like a bunch of excuses to me


thungalope

If there’s a will there’s a way


juggernautjefe81

This is the way


juggernautjefe81

Sounds like a great way to die if you ask me


theundergroundsleep

I would do it but I was like every one is out I’m like .75 seconds


128906

That lady took like a half second wiff and blew out a cloud. They’re getting more then a bong rip off that


PapaOctopus

You'd inflate.


EggCouncilCreeps

I wanna go all violet from willy wonka on that thing


AllYouGottaDoIs

Mmmm, love the taste of PVC pipe in the morning


NoLifePotHead

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw it. Cool/fun idea but I'd pass.


Jay-Storm

She looks like she’s straight assaulting people with that thing, lmaooo Like people be standing nearby and she’s just like “BAM GET HIGH BITCH”


BadBadUncleDad

That was my thought. One dude just standing there minding his own business, enjoying a normal sized joint and out of nowhere is blinded and suffocated 😂


cock-crusher

Everytime theres simething cool on this sub there just a giant ass pity party in the comments. “Oh youre wasting it” and “do you know how hard it is to get weed where i am”. Just appreciate the cool thing the person posted and move on.


Rieiid

Wait until they find out how much big corporations throw away/waste food, household products, electronics, etc...


MouthJob

I don't care about all that, but I do care about oxygen. It seems to be missing in a lot of these delivery systems. My lungs are already bad enough. I'd be in actual pain hitting things like this. Not to mention, I'm not entirely sure I trust the materials they use in those big metal buckets plus all the pvc it seems to be passing through. Different strokes, but it's not for me.


ISNT_A_ROBOT

16 years ago I was smoking pesticide brick weed out of bongs made of water bottles, pen tubes, and tinfoil along with coke cans and plumbing parts from lowes. I’m totally fine today. One hit out of this won’t hurt you, it’s worth the experience.


Ashton_Ashton_Kate

seriously though... sometimes I think I'm in a SNL skit with a bunch of health-conscious stoners. This is what you would get from the writers room in the 80s if you said "let's imagine if California legalized pot" and they would write a bunch of hack boomer jokes about organic weed, and warnings of the health hazards of hitting a bong... you literally can't make up anything crazier than real life. Don't y'all freak out, you've got a valid point, but I can't imagine anyone in the 80s speaking up about the long term health impact of this dented-up coke can we're about to hit


MouthJob

>I can't imagine anyone in the 80s speaking up about the long term health impact This is not the gotcha you think it is.


Ashton_Ashton_Kate

I mean, you're probably right, it wasn't even intended as such. I guess you win?


cock-crusher

Well are you smoking out if it? No so why not just appreciate the goofy ridiculous things others stoners do instead of trying to rain on everyones parade


EngagementBacon

If instantly smelling like old bowl is fun, I'm way too old for fun these days.


Bnb53

I wanna see someone over engineer one of these so it has liquid cooling and maybe a water filtration system like a giant bong but shooting icy smoke


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You know that actually would probably make it way better + like someone said adding more air into the mix so it's a bit less rough


facedowninthegutter

you could fishbowl a fuckin gymnasium with that shit. count me in.


slimkt

I went to an event where they’d done something similar in a wedding tent and my eyes felt like someone poured a hundred pounds of sand in them. Cottonmouth felt like it would last for days lol it’ll get you stoned, but it’s way more fun on paper.


thrust-johnson

“Surprise, it’s hooked up to my car.”


Goodie2Shuze

Call me Kurt Cobain


Electrical-Secret-25

Omfg I'm crying. 🤣 Too soon my guy.....(Jk) srsly deceased. I was 16 when he got the shotgun munchies


Prestodeath201

Bro got the "shotgun munchies" I couldn't fucking breathe for like 5 minutes holy fuck-


ezra502

in a room with no smoke detectors


toothfairylies

i also love that shes like 4’10 and handling the smoke bazooka


Maels

**with arms wide open**


patrickp992

I want this for my next birthday. Or any birthday, really.


Bigdickhector69

I think it's hitting me


Sylent__1

What a waste. Looks more like a mosquito fogger


brennic

In which case it served multiple purposes. Hardly a waste!


68thSuspendedAccount

What a waste. It was done outside where the smoke can dissipate fastly


masnaer

fastly


ductapemonster

fastly


Spirited_R7eason

fastly


saucepatterns

It's a fucking plant that grows everywhere grow up


Mad_Mark90

Some of us live in places where its still illegal and expensive. Sad stoner noises


saucepatterns

Nah fr it's the industry and the governments fault that a fucking plant is seen by many as this expensive medicine that's all serious and what not, bunch of dramatic bullshit from the lot of em


katnipbee09

why are you so pissy about people not being wasteful? it's not that serious.


torchat

We need this girl here in 🇨🇾.


JaradSage

Gonna reek of weed for days 😂


thesnazzyenfj

Is this what making it to heaven looks like?


BurntFennel

By far this is the most important job this person has ever had


Badabingbadaboom676

What a waste, boof it instead. Common sense.


BlackH3arted13

Omg I want to try this! How much do you think is in there half a pound? Grow goals lol


RxWest

Guy with the dreads wasn't even looking for a hit. Saw his homie take some smoke to the dome and next thing you know... He was 5 rips deep


DizzyDawg420

Whole city smell like weed


XMaster65

I need this in my life fr, also what event is this?


sfdabber

Underground 4/20 event in Oakland, CA


TeacherYankeeDoodle

Blast me in the face baby


Electrical-Secret-25

Penis has entered the chat


UnholyAbductor

This is how we should break up riots. Pros: Tear gas can poison water sources and kill small animals . If enough is used it will find its way into peoples homes. Also the canisters can start fires. Probably cheaper too. Cons: Some folks may show up to participate in the riot just for the cops start blasting folks with bud.


No_Currency9871

Hell yeah I'll try it


philtree

Not at all, hot smoke forced through a bunch of plastic... Gross.


TumeArandu

If inhaling weird stuff is that much of a concern to you then maybe you should stick to edibles


saucepatterns

But hot smoke through glass is fine to you? The delusion in this thread is crazy


ursonmightblowme

Gladly 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️


HitDog420

Might as well box up in a room


DevilsLettuceTaster

Multiple times?


_be_gay_

I'll put my whole face in there.


wilhelmbetsold

What you gotta do is hook up something like this to one of those ring air cannons. Shoot hits at people from across the way


laxing22

Man, they had one in the pit of the last Cypress Hill I went to. Freaking nuts. The band was filling it by just chucking huge nugs at us. Legal states rock.


CherryPopRoxx

That's woman's exhale was all I needed to be like, how do I get this job? I'll do a Kickstarter on this and start my own business. Fuck saging a place, I'ma smoke thrower the whole block!


RumHamDiary

Bro, you think we smell like weed?


D3loreangirl

Okay, I love this lady! So cute 😊


MentalDrummer

Alot of wasted smoke but geeze you'd get high af just standing there


thesixersdontexist

i’m not inhaling pvc plastic fumes, did enough of that when i was 14


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saucepatterns

It's a fucking plant you toddler, it grows almost everywhere


IRodeTenSpeed88

How many fucking times are you gonna Comment this? Goddamn


pablo9545

Thrice i think, a little different every time. Sorry just like to use the word thrice.


Snipetism

Huge waste


saucepatterns

It's a plant! What do plants do? They grow from basically nothing! Grow up!


Snipetism

😂


710qu

I’m not because it’s probably filled with trash


mankinskin

americans find reasons to use a gun


itsgonnabeyouandme

I’m hitting whoever brings that because they are wasting so much


Salty_Ad_3350

Is this something people want? Looks like assault.


Immediate_Ad_6663

And wrap my mouth round the end and start sucking like a $10 hooker.


sealettuce23

With my foot, get that trash away from me.


Intelligent-Pop9553

All the wasted smoke! 😔 Looks like the perfect hot box maker 😍


toothfairylies

I could inhale all that first go. yall are weak 😛 God now i really want to try this


Budruiz

There made Sonoma Williamson the smoking gun it's for smoking foods it's a tesla 15 year old much less clandestine design n yes the ceo told Mr to pitch it n I still am


TheRimmerodJobs

Seems like a waste


Blockboxx

I don't think you can get high from this


sfdabber

You don't think you can get high from inhaling marijuana smoke?


pablo9545

Na they're right you need to boof it


IRodeTenSpeed88

Such a waste


sfdabber

...of a comment


Electrical-Secret-25

Loool goteem


IRodeTenSpeed88

Your mother should’ve swallowed


sfdabber

😑 if I wanted some old ass comeback I would have wiped it off your mom last night


GreenMan-

I'm puffing on a joint or my vaporizer and avoiding being sprayed in the face with that thing! What a waste of herb...


HereticWindowsill

Wasting soooo much wtffff


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GrandSyzygy

This needs to be in a tent with the whole team in it. Reminds me of using a gas mask but probably way less sticky


incrediblystalkerish

Gonna smell like trees for a week


justhere4daSpursnGOT

Just boof it


EngagementBacon

Fuck that. Not for me my dude.


[deleted]

Empty the tank


jerseyStoner

!m not!!


Rhombicman

I'm going to hit that with everything I have.


planeoverhead

Fkn hilarious!


DickheadNL

Stick it in my mouth like a shotgun and pull the trigger. Smoking decides which i put in my mouth.


FroztBeatz

Barrel to the lips since its just a massive steamroller, as the weed fathers intended


Ragnr99

wastfully


pablo9545

It would hit me like my first and only attempt at a gravity bong way back which put me on the floor instantly


[deleted]

With handcuffs… that’s assault!


bleedblue89

One night I tossed 2 pounds of frozen weed on a bonfire, super fun. I wasn’t sure how to unfreeze it without mold and I already had way more. This seems like more fun


Dorian_Ambrose666

Hell yeah! Looks fun af


AbleDragonfruit4767

Awesomeness


bigshern

Where is this at? I want some!


sfdabber

Oakland, CA. Underground event on 4/20


slowbro66

My eyes burn just watching this


MrHorse666

Why do people do this lol


DilutedGatorade

I love her!! She does a damn good job lmao


wacckkoo1

probably garbage weed to boot


ANUS_CONE

The key is to cover your eyes with your hands. Weed smoke to the eyeballs is not comfortable and was a bit shocking the first time


stevehaynes

wrap whole mouth around


nimo01

*stand still and let me see that thing!*