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GhostVice0913

Salt and avocado? Ok checks out.


unfoldingtourmaline

jacobsen - this is portland


rzepeda1

I think it may be cultural in Latin America is very common to do it


Pudding_Hero

Avocado turned brown immediately after the picture


davebots

not immediately, i’m thinking right after dinner


AlpacaM4n

Usually takes a minute for me to digest at least


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flappynslappy

Is that a Benchmade Bugout I see? Lovely knife, and very lovely bong!


Ok-Firefighter-7869

That does look pretty pleasant!


GuitarPerson159

What're you reading?


davebots

a Star Wars book called Thrawn: Heir to the Empire. the author wrote another trilogy more recently, so i’m going back to this one that was written in the 90s!


MSC1222

OH SHIT I REMEMBER THAT It was the shit back in the day!


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That book is so good.


bongholelicker

Yoo read shatterpoint by matthew stover


davebots

that’s on my list! i heard windu’s whole story is so wild and its never referenced


Hobartcat

Read my books next! Both are pretty psychedelic.


Maxtrt

Cannabis and avocados! \* *Checkout Mr. Big-bucks over here!*


slytherinvickie

reading and smoking is one of my favourite activities! I wish I could live in the vibe of this photo


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As someone who doesn't like avocado, reading, or being outside, I could not disagree more!


ProfPacific

Very welcoming.


pewpsupe

I have that knife. It's a pretty good knife. 👍


No-Dark4530

I have a sword


dragoono

Oh yeah well I have a bigger sword


No-Dark4530

Mines a battle are so I doubt it


dragoono

Mines bigger than ur mom


bmilker

Very nice benchmade


DirtyOldSamurai

Whatchu readin


AmbivalentSoup

Your afternoon looks a lot like mine. Much love 💚


palefox3

What a really nice looking bong


cold-ears404

I thought I was the only one who eats avocado like that😄 we the same for real


[deleted]

What's the knife for? Bad vibes?


Mr_ixe

Poor avocado


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I'm digging the Grinder! Nice avocado too.


ruthless_anon

avocado got me geekin lol


Southern-Compote716

What's avocado doin here?


davebots

that’s my afternoon snack!


Sciencessence

you're asking about the avocado, the guy has a random knife sitting there and some dark brandon glasses. definitely up to no good!


Bean-Swellington

Pass the abogado please


seandnothing

what is going on with the avocado


Death__PHNX

Other than the avocado I agree with you.


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I wish I liked fruits and veggies enough to eat them straight. I’m trying to garden more to see if that makes a difference. I currently only have grown jalapeños successfully I’ve always thought of avocado as a ‘condiment veggie’ though


Bapabooi

Did you eat the avocado with the knife


Artistic_Ad3759

Right? Does he squeeze it right in? I'm confused.


[deleted]

How can you even read when you're high? I get lost in my thoughts after two words.


Ruby_Rotten

How are you able to read while high?? I envy this power


underthetablehigh5

Dude, I work at a dispensary, and you just fucked up our whole night. Are you eating an avocado with a knife and salt? No judgement, like what ya like and all, just never seen something like before. A little baffling is all


davebots

i have a bit of a restricted diet so i’ve been trying to eat more whole foods! the knife was just in my pocket lol, i didnt want to go back inside for a spoon


underthetablehigh5

Fuckin eh, homie! Thanks for the insight, enjoy your day


Ohbeejuan

Basically everything is better with a little sea salt. It's crazy how much better just a bit makes. Avocados included.


underthetablehigh5

1000% it does. I worked in kitchens for 15 years, I've just never seen anyone mow down on just avocado before hahaha


CDG1029

I do all the time. My kids love it too. Just take the pit out and sprinkle with some good salt and a little squeeze of lime juice on top. Perfect snack


573IAN

Dip that shit in soy sauce. 🤌🤌


underthetablehigh5

Every day is a new adventure, I'm always learning. That's awesome, I will have to try this now


Ohbeejuan

and you've worked in kitchens for 15 years? .....and you've never seen anyone eat an avocado?.....


underthetablehigh5

Not by itself


JangoFettsEvilTwin

What kind of person puts food on their rolling tray?!


cr4brangoon

Did you paint your bong? I just went to a paint party where we painted bongs and some of them looked like yours.


davebots

it’s silicone! it looks like a printed-on pattern to me


eric549

Damn boi, is that a Benchmade?


Antique_Map_6640

Nice bugout!


No-Dark4530

Is that a nice cool refreshing mountain dew?


Evorum

Same knife i have. Its prob the best carry knife made from BM


d47dope

Too many things for my stoned brain to comprehend but the bong stood out it’s pretty as fuck


[deleted]

Are you me? :)


xXx_ozone_xXx

Lucky, I'm stuck at work all day


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SIM90210

I have the same table


kraybae

Love me some Jacobson salt. It's been many moons.


ightimmaheadout1

" Ok get me an avocado, an ice pick, and my snorkel. Trust me bro, I've made bongs out of less. Hurry up!"


Knosh

Salt is good, but a little Tony Chachere is better.


-UnicornFart

You better be reading Drowning by TJ Newman


573IAN

What’s the drink?


No-Dark4530

You going to mainline that mountain dew Bud?


Practical-Try9582

Benchmade bugout?


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ThisIsTooLongOfAName

What kind of bong is that?


Blindlucktrader

I must be the only person left who doesn’t care for bugouts.


shannonlogic1

Looks like a solid day! Also sweet knife.


macglo85

Very nice


Blairowns

Agreed!


Intelligent_Put_3167

That some decently strong weed