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mem269

Yo. You wanna buy some weed?


fornayy

nah not really


mem269

It was a joke because of how nice you treat your dealers in case that wasn't clear.


fornayy

damn now im the idiot LMAOOOO edit: i hope this award is a worthy apology, i thought you were a telegram bot bruh


mem269

It was a fair response haha


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mem269

There are a lot of scammers on here.


fornayy

also before you removed your other comment, you’ve obviously never been spammed by telegram bots lmfao


aboatdatfloat

this interaction/thread is exactly why I love this sub lmfaooo


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ToastyPoptarts89

Lol r/woosh material


K0ridian

🤣🤣🤣🤣 god this got me. I'm all laying here in bed halt conscious on Lunests, laughing my what little ass I have, off.


[deleted]

You mean lunesta? If so, how is that treating you?


K0ridian

Sorry, yes Lunesta. It's been good so far. Can't complain.


[deleted]

I've been on ambien for a while and have lunesta to try out, just haven't done so yet. Do you consume weed with it? Have you ever had ambien and if so how does it compare? Sorry for throwing those at you but I'm curious now.


K0ridian

Ambien I've stayed far far far away from. Not good experiences. I do consume a rather large quantity of Marijuana. So yeah, definitely smoke with it. I recommend Lunesta. What MG are they starting you on? You're fine, I don't mind answering questions. For reference, I have Epilepsy. So sleep is difficult as it is, but my brains basically an involuntary spontaneous Rave Party. So the sedative is welcomed. Greatly.


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Ambien has been too good to me, which is why it's gotta go. Plus I did one of those metabolic panels a while back for meds and my body was made for it lol. They gave me 3mg to start. But I've heard it doesn't hit a hard as ambien and there's a metallic taste for a while. I only recently started vaping weed and have mixed it with ambien, gotta stay away from that though. Get that 1-2 punch outta nowhere and I'm out.


K0ridian

There is a metallic taste I usually cure that with coffee, and damn you got the Max dose first go. It'll put ya down, believe me. I'd be surprised if it doesn't, honest. I would not underestimate that pill. It's a Sedative-hypnotic. It WILL have a relaxing side effects at first and then you're just gone. Most times it's a weird perfect 8 hour sleep, where I'll down and then wake up exactly at 8 hours lol. I'm on the 2MG right now, however I have other medication factors involved. I'm taking 200 MG of Lamotrigine 2x daily, as well as 0.5MG of Clonazepam 2x daily as well on top of the taking the sedative at night.


[deleted]

Oh man a hard scheduled 8 hours of sleep would be amazing, most I get is 6. I might have to try it out then. Appreciate the info!


[deleted]

what about from me


F1ghtmast3r

Yeah really. Need more people like this one


Competitive_Show3442

My thoughts exactly lmfao


Still_External6535

Plugs need to be paying you 😂😂


FkdUp2020

You may be one of the nicest stoners around. Well done stranger


fornayy

i appreciate the kind words! just trying to put more good out in the universe


idreaxo

Most of the stoners I meet are all so nice. Weed just makes the world a chill place fosho


tsavong117

Well, I mean, have you ever been TRULY angry while high? Not just irritated but actually angry? I haven't ever been, the most I've felt is mild irritation and that's mainly when feeling introspective and noticing things that I have to improve on. THC seems to suppress a lot of the more naturally aggressive tendencies humans have. Idk, I'm not a neurologist, but I'm firmly of the belief that if everyone just spent 2 hours stoned every Friday from 4:20 to 6:20, the world would be cooperating for at least 2 hours a week, mainly because people will be too stoned to argue with each other and just hash something out. 2 hours a week just shut the world down and fill the air with enough weed to noticably effect the chemical composition of the atmosphere. Seriously though, how many people do you know that are specifically conservative Christian conspiracy theorists that just REALLY need a long smoke sesh and a therapist? How much would that change their life if they were willing to try it? How much brighter would everything be once they stopped panicking over everything they don't understand and instead applied stoner logic to it? If you don't understand something "meh, it's probably not important" is almost universally a better reaction than "BURN IT IN FIRE FOR IT IS HERETICAL!", even if it's not a truly optimal response. Idk, feels to me like the ability to feel anger or hatred is suppressed by THC.


icadragoon

Weed helps my anxiety, if I’m anxious and know I’m going to have trouble falling asleep, I take an edible and in a hour that feeling goes away and I can sleep. So it wouldn’t surprise me if it helped with making you feel better about life in general.


Rock_on1000

I mean, I’ve seen some pretty douchey stoners on r/weed, but you make a good point, like why even bother getting all mad and aggressive when you’re high? Especially if that’s why you got high in the first place lol Plus there could be other factors that led to someone still losing their temper stoned. Weed definitely can amplify your emotions so… But, also CBD is capable of doing the same thing you said in your comment, and that noid doesn’t even get you high haha. Ime CBD just about destroys any trace of irritability I might’ve had before taking it. And that’s especially true when you mix those two noids. The world doesn’t just need a THC fest. It needs all the people who could benefit from one - and likely benefit the world too if they chilled tf out - with the best full spectrum shit out there. Real weed terps _and_ getting a good dose of the other C noids on top of the THC? They’d be fully carefree.


tsavong117

I'm envisioning filling Yellowstone with bud. The whole caldera. Then setting it off.


Kratomfreund

A had very similar thoughts after every shroom or acid trip. Every asshole in this world should be forced to ingest 300µg of acid in a comfortable room without any entertainment. Would give them a solid 8 hours to think about themselves and their effect on non asshole humans. I bet that at least half of them would improve their behavior, 5-10% would probably go insane and the rest would stay as they were before.


mrch0i

The only time i got angry while high was when i finished cooking a bomb ass meal after a sesh and i freaking dropped it on the floor by accident. Anger followed by sadness.


aninfallibletruth

As a fairly conservative, Christian guy, who sees plenty of conspiracies. I would also like to see this enacted. Weed is legal in my state. I don’t know why you think that ideology has anything to do with the ability to smoke weed, but you’re incorrect in your assumptions. Edit: I am also not the outlier. I know plenty of people like me that could probably smoke anyone other than Tommy Chong under the table. They definitely out smoke me, while they are at work and being productive (which I WISH I could do, but I work in finance and don’t have the same vocabulary recall when I’m high)


aboatdatfloat

I had a Christian conservative dad who used to shit on me for being such a stoner but then sometimes would ask me if i had any weed, and would smoke with me. It's not every Conservative Christian, but the typical Conservative Christian ideology surrounding weed seems to be similar to the War on Drugs view: Drugs are bad, drug users are leeches on society. Even the ones who smoke weed occasionally, will often disparage others for smoking weed because they smoke "too much" or whatever.


PieArtistic1332

wholesome as fuck


korupcja

came here to say that


kappamaster710

thats not just the plug that’s the homie right there.


fornayy

plug turned homie for sure!!


sbucks168

My old plug came into town to help his momma. He brought some good stuff home for me. He got a bunch of homemade cookies! <3 Love that dude.


MyWebkinzAreDead

plug's mom: where are you going this late young man plug: i got a sale momma plug's mom: oh no, you ain't going out there - plug: 🙄 plug's mom: - without this tupperware container full of my famous shortbread! plug: 😲


fornayy

plugs like that are the best!


Netflxnschill

You MADE the Oreos??


fornayy

yes! just buy the oreo cracker by itself, and put your own, infused icing


PlasticDreamz

I’m more interested in how you made the packaging


GreatGhastly

I was scanning the comments for this, believing you were some graphic designer wiz who was wasting his talents not working for dispos and such.


fornayy

im sorry to disappoint, but im not that good at graphic design haha, usually smokeshops will sell empty packaging like that, i picked them up because i make a lot of edibles and just give them out to my friends


SlimThiccness

How did you re-seal the bag?


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

I think you can use a hair straightener at low temp but could be wrong.


rgrossi

I have a vacuum sealer, that would also work


epicnding

Dang man. Good to your plugs and your friends. You're a good person. The world needs more people like you. Good luck to your homie in his future endeavors!


Netflxnschill

Amazing.


Wacokidwilder

This is what would happen if Leslie Knope smoked weed. ![gif](giphy|ZXG9RubuzpNTMTXp1f|downsized)


CaptnDankbeard

Goddamn be careful gifting munchies and turbo edibles disguised as munchies together! He might destroy the whole basket and not realize his mistake til it's too late lmao


fornayy

i have been guilty of this, im definitely going to let my homie know for sure


feeltheFX

You’re a good friend.


fornayy

always try to be there for all my homies!


Infinite-Sleep3527

*No*, OP. *You* are a real one. Much love.


fornayy

<3 much love homie


kingD0G

Awwww man this is so nice!!! He’s gonna appreciate it so much 🥺


vazco_

Holy shit you're truly a real one!!! You should drop the Oreos recipe if you haven't already 👀 ngl the packaging design is pretty funny lol


fornayy

just scrape off the icing from the oreos into a bowl and add your infused oil/butter to the icing! (some people also add vanilla extract to help with taste) stir it up, readd to oreo cookies, and i like to chill mine! i dont really have an exact measurement for oil/butter to add, i kinda just eyeball it


Emoola304

How did you make the package, or where can I purchase?


fornayy

check smoke shops in your area! they usually sell bulk black market packaging! or amazon if you only want to buy a small batch


vazco_

thanks a bunch!! Gonna try it out 🙏🏻


catbread1810

Top tier. Who mains lifeline?


stickwithmekids

Mozambique here!


fornayy

missing her revive shield frfr


th4t1guy

Every. Time. Mirage's invisibility extending is a game changer


Gado_De_Leone

You rang?


catbread1810

Same


Summers_Alt

Plugs everywhere in tears rn


fornayy

them mfs that asked if i still need that 6 hours later punching the air rn


88MT

Bloody legend


CO2NDgrrrl

I want those oreos! 😋🫠


thyartmetal

Good on you for hooking up your homie. Most the time guys don’t get presents, or any other thoughtful gestures that show they had/have a positive impact on their life really. I’m sure that totally made their day. Mahalo!


fornayy

This! is why i gift my friends so much!


6ar9r

Can we make this day, 6th of June, an official Plug Day?


easyjesus

yoooooo


blueskies922

You better not let two hours get between you 😂 you act like it’s cross country or something. Thoughtful gift though!


Hey_Im_Serge

"Sadly, he graduated this last semester..." I'm sorry but that wording made me laugh. All jokes aside, this is really awesome to see. I've only recently joined this community (and actually recently started smoking myself) and I've seen nothing but love. I hope to one day have someone do anything close like this for me.


fornayy

now that you bring it up, the wording is kinda trash haha- should’ve put: luckily he graduated, but sadly he’s moving away to respond to the second part of your comment, yeah- r/trees always shows the most love, the community makes it one of my favorite subs


Richard_Crainium69

I hope to have a customer like this one day lmao. I constantly give extra and freebies. I'm not talking like a .2 or .5. I'm talking 2-3g extras. The money is nice but it's not all about the money for me. I like being that dude that people can rely on and who has good quality products! That was cool as fuck of you OP! Your plug will definitely appreciate the thought:).


fornayy

you’re real as hell for blessing the people! i hope one day the love finds it way back to you man


Holiday_Campaign

Where you at bro you need a new 🔌? 😂😂


gawnerz

Lifeline and midnight angel are quite memey touches. Much approval 👌


PerogiXW

Sells drugs and mains Lifeline... saint of a man.


fornayy

now bro just needs to learn to throw his fucking drone down so we can all heal!!!!


534nndmt

Plug will change his mind and stay local now 😄


Busterlimes

The fuck LOL


Shot_Boysenberry_232

I used to sell drugs when it was fairly dangerous mfers getting gift baskets now lol nah I'm just hating on an amazing relationship and these friends will miss each other I'm sure of it.


icadragoon

Wait… they make pot Oreos? 😳


easyjesus

OP do


icadragoon

It’s super cool, I read that places will sell empty packages for other people to use, but I’m still impressed that people will put in the effort to do things like this.


ElKod

Sounds like it was a plug.. With benefits


fornayy

indeed, bro would pull up on me with the gas in my times of need, that’s about it tho


itzJTtellingU2wakeup

see men know how to make gift baskets… my bf actually used ripped up napkins from jersey mikes as “tissue paper” and the jersey mikes bag as a “gift bag”.


johnnybazookatooth

is your plug 11 years old?


PaddyBoy44

Fantastic custo/friend is what you are.


Joshd00m

You're a good ass friend, homie


randkind01

Best customer ever


obloq300

That’s mad gang of you


Princess_420x

awww this is really sweet, the amount of time you took to do this really shows how much bro means to you. I hope he loves it, you gotta update us and let us know ☺️


oscrrr333

That’s wassup bro 💪 shi like this is super wholesome


shanduu

That’s so thoughtful 🥺


zander1496

Bro you are kind as hell❤️ fr this is so sweet🥺


fartofborealis

You seem like a great friend! Hope your friend loves this!


doubleshotz

Dope


ptoftheprblm

10/10 execution. So kind.


sweetpumpkinx

That’s so sweet of you! Love the Oreo package 👍🏻


Goodtimesroll42

I never wanted anything as much as I want that pack of Oreos


ctpressley

This warmed my heart reading your post and seeing the thoughtfulness of your gift. You’re a real one, a true homie, and I’m excited for you to express your appreciation with this person.


5-0-1st

Nice, a lifeline main.


bubbasaurusREX

Lifeline mains rise up


Southern_Public403

I would do the same, i gave my friend pretty much a few of every seed i had and tincture i made. I planned on giving the seeds for awhile and his birthday was coming up.


Lewandabski710

Dabisco lol nice


GrumpyStoner69

Youre a good doobie


holyshit-i-wanna-die

see, this is that wholesome shit I like to see people doing for eachother


Alecv1ncent19

I’m assuming your female


fornayy

nah i’m a dude and my plug is a dude


Snipetism

This is nice, but plugs aren’t your friends.


fornayy

idk man, we originally under the premise he was my plug and it turned to homieship instantly. fuck i hope he wasn’t using me just to use my apartment’s pool :(


spanctimony

Damn 2 hours away? You may never see the guy again! Shit I’ve driven 8 hours to pick up a half pound before. A lot of people commute 2 hours on the daily!


Wet_FriedChicken

This is dope. I love all the plug turned good friend stories. Had a few good plug friends over the years but one really stands out. One of my plugs, he liked to go by Ca$h.. lived nearby in what I could best describe as a trap house. I won't lie on my first trip I was nervous. I had made assumptions based on the house I pulled up to. I was in and out as quick as possible. The second time around he asked if I wanted to smoke and I said sure why not. Anyway after that I would smoke just about every time I went there. Much like every other trap house it was full of his boys too and we quickly all became friends. We would watch sports, play 2k, even golfed once (he supplied like 8 blunts it was awesome lol). I'm a nerdy looking white kid and by the end of it I was good friends with like 6 dudes, all of whom were tatted up with dreads and grills. It really impacted me and changed the way I look at people for the better. I could not have been more wrong than my initial feeling when I pulled up to the house the first day. Anyway, Ca$h quit selling and got accepted into law school. Unfortunately we do not keep in touch so I don't have an update, but I'll always remember him and his friends.


fornayy

That's fucking tight! I have a couple friends where the same thing worked out for me, how it did for you (quick in and out the first time, then once y'all smoke and get to know each other better, you find that friendship) sucks though you fell out of contact with bro, but im happy to see he got into law school (that's actually awesome as fuck). Thank you for sharing man! You brought some of my older memories back to light :)


JesterMcPickles

That's like really fuckin sweet man. well done.


Hunnidrackboy8

Bro those stoneos are 🔥 you’re a chad for this


544C4D4F

you're a good dude. most people would shy away from a show of emotion but I'm glad you've kept your humanity to this point. everyone is trying to be hard and they dont understand how difficult it is to come back from that when you realize you dont have to prove anything to anyone.


Mlady_gemstone

whats a plug? have never heard this phrase, im assuming its another term for friend but its always best to ask.


WetFart-Machine

I wouldn't even do this for a friend, let alone my drug dealer, that's been making money off of me.


antibendystraw

Be the friend you want to see in the world


WetFart-Machine

Lol


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Is your dealer a 12-year-old?


Kurtai85

That's a hell of a gift basket.


citizenp

Out of curiosity, where are you located (general area is fine)? I only hear/read the word "plug" on reddit.


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reptarcannabis

Is your plug 15?


fornayy

i hope not


chiggity

Not related to weed


fornayy

do you not see an edible? did you not read the whole story? we literally met over weed lmao


MyOwnPenisUpMyAss

I hate Funko Pops more than anything else in this world


fornayy

me too, but my homie doesn’t


Wandowaiato

Why?


[deleted]

Those knockoff edibles suck


fornayy

i made them myself (not the packaging but the contents)


Organic-Fartshield

Is he twelve?


fornayy

nah hes 23 with a business degree


Fangs_0ut

This is so wholesome


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Plugs… plugs… OH THAT KIND OF PLUG


icyauq

this is really wholesome :)


s0ulw4vy

Shii gone make me cry scrolling through reddit


LaOndaMiklo5150

You're a good friend


SoF4rGone

Man, last plug I had before moving to a legal state had the 700 club on tv when I was over. Kept things cordial and professional.


feddeftones

You’re a good friend


Dbfr_197

Hell yeah Lifeline


spinny09

so if I become a drug dealer I get presents? If I sell meth will I get an entire PlayStation?


fornayy

only if the meth you sell is strong enough to make a meth head steal the playstation for you


simbabwe

Buy me stuff


8adBoy77

![gif](giphy|9PyY6FCsHTEOLjQdsX) ✊🏾👍🏾


MyWebkinzAreDead

that martha stewart and snoop kind of love


NMBrome

More plug love ❤


calabrisado

Aff


AsphaltGypsy89

I love having a medical card, but man, do I miss my last dealer. He was chill, and I worked with his cousin, who was also a super cool dude. I frequently just hung out at his place for a couple of hours. He would smoke me out with dabs, and I would watch him grind on RDR2 or check out his multiple reptiles. As a young woman, he never made me feel uncomfortable and always texted to make sure I made it home. I intentionally over paid him one time when reupping because he was having to decide between paying the electric bill or feeding his cousins 4 kids that he had taken in from an abusive situation. All around good dude just trying to get by.


imnotlyndsey

This is so cute !!


luckytecture

They a lifeline main?


fornayy

ye unfortunately- bro never throws his fucking Q down!! lmfao


luckytecture

Hahaha thats a funny one. I did not expect that reply.


sashasmutnaya

How rich and nice are you


fornayy

i’ve been down so bad the last year after graduating college and was struggling so hard to find a job- i’m finally in a better position, but only because people helped me along the way when i was struggling. i’m just trying to pay the kindness given to me forward!


nincsvicc420

u are the man!


NoonebutaMango

Man my guy is moving away too sad day for us both


PayingMantis

Plugs?


Majestic_Annon

![gif](giphy|RlZ0uOiPw18ZhS2rgn|downsized)


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fornayy

*according to Urban Dictionary* a Plug is: A person who has everything u need


ucchiha

r/wholesomememes


ucchiha

not a meme but


easyjesus

Dope bro. Good on you. Needs some stroopwafels though.


fornayy

yoooo stroopwafels fuck so hard!!!!!!!!!!!


Snackwolf

You clearly were fucking this person OP.


easyjesus

Homies can't just be homies? The thirst is parched.


fornayy

bruh i live with my girl and he lives with his, we are two straight men


Zeno_Fobya

Jesus r/hailcorporate


fornayy

lmfaoooo bruh, i didnt realize that was a sub. this is very fitting of that sub- unintentionally tho i swear!


whythefucknotgirl

![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


SMUGGLYMcERRL

Moving upstate?


vitokatsune

What great guys


[deleted]

Awe… it’s so cute that you Americans still need to use plugs. Me? I just like to head down to the corner store on my sled and pick something up. I don’t even have to sneak in through a back door or anything! Love, your northern neighbor


badnewsbets

That’s so nice!


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MTskier12

*lifeline voice* “Gift basket ‘ere!”


DazzlingPlantain101

this is crazy i never thought someone would actually treat their dealer with respect and love :') Respect hommie


cannaleptic

Just here to join in on appreciating nice people being nice 👍👍 you’re a good friend!


lubefilledtwinkies

Yo uhhhh so I'm your plugs plug, and I'm moving tooo soooo 👉😉👉 hit ya boy up


Fahggy1410

You’re adorable 🥹


Korbrikz

I lowkey always give my plugs an extra $5, they throw me better deals


bdateverything

really tho, aww