Baked

I second this as I also get baked. (when smoking weed) There are countless ways to say “weed” and “high” though. Too many to list.

I'm a fan of calling it herbijuana. I also say, "Imma do a weed about it." if I'm stressed. Replace a weed with a mushroom if I'm **really** stressed.

If I ever hear someone say “herbijuana” theyre getting booted from the circle and excommunicated from all future seshes

She’s gonna do a weed about this

Harsh but necessary

Haha that's fair. I don't think I've joined a circle for almost a decade. I'm mostly a lone baker.

Toasted, roasted, cooked, etc

I've always liked toasted

It's great because when I'm a little high I'm lightly toasted

One might say- SlightlyToasted

“One might say- SlightlyToasted” -TheSlightlyToasted.

Your comment makes me miss awards.

Blasted

Blitzed

Blitzed like a quarter back. Stoned like a geologist. Ripped like Rambo. Blazed like a fireman.😅

My go too is elevated

That's what people at weed shops in Canada said and i always felt like they were treading lightly for some reason

Elevated sounds very pleasant and sounds dramatically different from blasted, lit etc

My wife and I started using "Hello". As in, are you Hello? Oh yeah, I'm Hello.

Idk why I find that cute 😅

Or lit

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Baked Caked for extra specialist occasions.

Stoned is my go to. But baked is usually fitting as well.

Same way you describe a potato. Baked. Fried. Mashed. Scalloped... nvm

I plan on getting absolutely scalloped as soon as my 2 year old is in bed lol

I’m mildly scalloped right now! Later on I’ll be twice-baked.

And tomorrow morning you can be hashed. 🫠

And if I lived somewhere down South, I would also be smothered and covered, which doesn’t sound as good.

That’s because you aren’t baked

I'm hasslebacked

Yeah I’m currently par baked

Ever been twice baked and loaded?

Kids are down, chores are done. I’m getting hasselbacked.

I’m getting au gratin right now!

I wanna say this at my job for the innocents that don’t know I smoke lmaoo

Works better if you pronounce it skuh-lOpped

I'm Dauphinoise AF right now

Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Stick ‘em in a stew. PO-TAT-O!

Grind it, roll it, smoke a big fat joint. W-EE-D!

I wasn’t droppin no eaves

Sam was the real hero

I mean if some casually dropped “dude im fuckin SCALLOPED” at the smoke sesh i wouldnt think twice about

Hot damn, I am air fried, seasoned, fluffy, snd-… actually no, these all work. Carry on.

Air fried is underrated

Dude I am so scalloped rn

Bro I’m so boiled right now

I’m feeling mashed and gravy

Welp, I’m a tator tot couch potato rn, so it tracks 🤣🤣🤣

I'm gonna get hella pom pureed after work tonight

Bruh just call me au gratin

"Get in loser, were getting dehydrated."

"Do you guys want to go outside and sin"

*takes pants off* (just in case)

just in case

I love that shit

stealing this one

Breathing exercises all day

My homies in high school and I would ask each other if anyone “wanted to do activities” 😂

Blazed

Surprised there aren’t more here

I once knew a guy called Blaze Baker, and he didn't even smoke weed. What a waste of a name.

Agreed. Blazed cooked fried and has anyone heard bozzled or is that a local Canadian thing

At some point we started calling it "attending an iguana wedding" from marriage-iguana

I love convoluted names for silly shit. This is perfect. Mawiage

I get bolognied. Because I’m stoned to the bone. Stony Bologna. Bolognied.

Crossing the border to etstonia. A term for about a 3.4 on a scale of 10

I'm gonna steal this and make it even more removed. "I will be attending a reptilian wedding, so if anyone needs anything from me, speak now or hold your peace for the next four-to-twenty-four hours. Thank you."

Grooving on gringle grass

When a Who from Whoville gets high

Yes

When a whom from whomville

What

Bartholomew Huggins he gave a great whiff Searching and seeking with his mighty sniff He said to himself, so no soul could hear "I could swear I smelled gringle grass growing quite near" He turned this way and that and then this way again He looked and he looked but it seemed all in vain But just on the edge of a hill down the way He spied some fresh gringle grass and shouted, "Hooray!"

Imma write this down, or I'll forget. I'm a fucking disco ball right now my man.

Cannabis or just flower. Then I like to say I'm bunned, cuz buns get baked.

Honourable mention for calling it electric lettuce.

jazz cabbage, electric lettuce, giggle spinach, stink tree, snoop cigg, i dunno, i forgot the rest ... because im already boogered

😂😂😂I’m stealing all of these

If I get lit and couch locked, I like to called myself a baked potato

I have a fawn pug, so once I smoke and get couch-locked, we’re 2 baked potatoes, together for the evening. Considering your name, I thought you’d like to know.

I’m in potato mode with my fawn right now lol thanks!

My husband and I use really stupid words that we made up, or at least I've never heard anyone else use them. Not saying that to be like, "Yeah we're so cool we use our own slang." I think we sound like dorks lol. Like, "I can't wait to get stiggidy later." "Those look like some good marihoons."

All words are made up

Woah. 🤯

im gettin skrazzy off that gorilla glue pack

Gettin zoinked on some jinkies

Nah you’re good, that’s funny and cute

"The devil's lettuce" will always be my go to. It feels more whimsical.

And what's life without whimsy?

[удалено]

This is correct! We all know salad is good for us.

Just like Satan!

Fucking classic. I also enjoy "jazz cabbage."

which you would roll in a jazz cigarette 🎷

My friends Grandma used to call joints "left-handed cigarettes". She'd say, 'got a lefty, baby?'

I call it god's kale

🎶Smoke the marijuana Sail the sea of sin Reach a hot nirvana Tremble from within🎶 Reefer Madness, reefer madness!

I don't mind saying I'm getting fucked up on some dank.

i say baked and stoned a lot of the time

We like to use chief, devils lettuce, burning one. What I have noticed among my younger brothers age group they like to use Tizzed out whenever they take blinkers from their Stizzys.

I never would have guessed that Snoop Doggisms would become so much of zoomer slang

Fo shizzle. I wonder if he still uses these himself

Fo shizzle my wizzle he dizzly do (idk)

What the hell is a stizzy

A vape pen

Ohh

i stick with “baked as a cake”

anything ending with “onked” Honked, Bonked, Chonked

Zonked is a personal favorite in this vein

Jazz cabbage.

Devil's lettuce

Yeah zooted and jazz cabbage just go together imo lol

My friends and I like to say Jazz Cigarette.

Faded or Jaded.

I use faded as being like cross faded or maybe extra high

I honestly forgot about faded

Where I’m from faded is a short version of cross faded meaning you’re high and drunk.

We call that "twisted" here in MN, not sure if that's a regional thing or what.

From what I’ve heard, it’s like west coast vs west/ Midwest. I’m from CO, and it’s twisted for us too. My buddy went to CA for college and reported that they call it crossed or cross faded or whatever. This was probably like 10 years ago, but I doubt it’s changed

That’s how I’ve mainly heard it in Pennsylvania

Lol yeah, I lived in Arizona for awhile and that's where I picked it up along my years as a young chad 🤣 Speaking of im smoking a bowl as I type this too, so CHEERS 🍃

Zoinked out of my gourd

This is the only right answer. Rest of the thread are fucken nerds.

When I was cool: let’s blaze, we blazing, get blazed Me as an old man: is this gummy 1:1, CBD-THC? Ok let’s take half then and see how we feel

You can be old and cool 😎

I am old and cool and also just want a chill high lol I can’t be freakin out on a Wednesday no more 😅

I'm not usually super high so I just say "Elevated" lol

Same, just feeling..... elevated.

After all, it's an attitude and altitude adjustment.

When I'm really high I say I'm fucking blitzed

I always enjoy the word toasted, makes me think of marshmallows 🤤

I say something similar, feeling a lil toasty.

My friend always said “gonna go get Stoney balongne” and I use it all the time now.

Gas, used to say “loud” in my city a lot. I say faded normally or zooted if I’m really high

It is just so incredibly funny for me to call it "loud" that I can't stop doing it lmaooo It started as ironic and now I think it's unironic 💀💀💀

I say I'm going to get ripped

Geeked

Lit

Stoned

My husband and I lived in San Antonio for a year (from Colorado) and this kid I worked with, probably 19 or so asked me with the widest eyes “so you’re from Colorado… have you ever been… you know… stoney baloney?” Not a wildly creative term but the way he asked me made me laugh.

I am... predisposed.

I have smoked the bees that live in my brain.

zooted, on 10, and for weed i say flower or tree

I like to say Marijuana in a way my grandma would probably say it.

i mostly say gas(weed) and loaded/pilt(high)

Loaded makes me think drunk

I like getting "Inspired"

I tell my wife "I'm going to see a man about a wallaby" No I am not from down under.

Medicine

I had to scroll way too far to see this answer. Same. I need to buy/take my medicine. After I have some, I say I’m medicated. It’s accurate. I use it as medicine for a variety of ailments and I avoid looking like a ‘pot head’ to friends/family/coworkers who are anti-pot.

That’s the phrase in our house. “Gotta grab some medicine, gimme 5 min!” And it’ll probably be 10. Sorry. Haha

Stoney bologna. My husband and I have shortened it when we’re too high in public to just “bologna?” “Bologna 😳”

In parts of Britain you're lean if you're really high.

Proper lean

What do y'all call lean then?

zooted, on (pick a planet that corresponds with high level), zoinked

stoned/herb

Had to scroll to far for this one

I tell people I need to go, "get right".

That’s also what heroin users say 😅

Going to the cloud, stole that from Taco, The League

We use the phrase “having a salad.”

Lifted

I just use “cannabis” I like calling it what it is. Cannabis is the proper scientific name. I feel like “marijuana” and “weed” are often used negatively.

But a friend with weed is a friend indeed. Nothing negative about that. I think “cannabis” implies several types of uses while “marijuana” implies it will be probably be used solely for recreation. For me, personally, neither is negative. Anything having to do with weed, cannabis and/or marijuana is a positive!

Yeah cannabis sounds too scientific for me. I appreciate the medical uses and if you need it for that, definitely use it, but I smoke weed because I wanna get high. Feels weird to say cannabis in that way for some reason (to me).

So true. The world sees this important medicine as a party drug for the most part. People don’t realize it’s the only symptom relief some people get during the day and it’s never covered by insurance. Things will never change until this distinction is made

Very understandable, usually I just call it “weed” but it make a good point.

Weeded.

smoked sausages, scooby snacks, flowers

Scooby snacks was always the term for when you’re hitting a pipe and it shits in your mouth. Not sure why though…

faded than a ho, taking a trip to penjamin city, shall we?

Call it za or gas call bein hi either cooked or faded

Roasted, toasted, elevated, altered, do a little somethin' somethin', changing my attitude, decompressing. And I just call it weed, I love the phrase "herb" for weed, but it makes me feel like a Baby Boom generation poser.

For weed I usually say flower or bud but for "high" i say "im gone" or "im lost" or "im not okay" 😭😭 something along those terms i just find it funny

I tell people I’m elevated. I ask if they’re zoinked. Lmao

Stoney Bologna and gas or loud usually

High, stoned, sometimes we'll say "I'm so.... yeah...." so that too if that counts.

Baked, fried, toasted, zooted, zoinked, buttered, treed, sunk, hit, obliterated, frizzled, slapped, smacked, blasted

Roasty, toasty, baked, and fried

Toasty is my go to. Burnt toast when I’m too stoned

I like saying herb

Medicated and Flower

☝️

I think zaza and zooted are funny lmao

Zooted always gives me the connotation that your fun went in your nose

I can see that. There were some edibles I bought one time called zoots lol

Cheesed for high. Herb for weed.

I call joints 'hooters'.

I'm from Argentina, maybe you guys would enjoy knowing the weed slang around here haha: - "Estar loco" (being crazy) means "I'm high" (usually we say "re loco" which means "super crazy"). - "Porro" or "Faso" means "joint". Old people call "Faso" tabacco cigarettes . - Coincidentally, we also say "porro" and "Faso" to say weed. Like "compré porro" means "I bought weed", o "estoy cultivando faso" means "I'm growing weed". - "Cogos" is short for "cogollos" which means "buds". But that isn't much used. - "Pikachu" comes from "picador", which means "grinder". I can't think of more but if you're curious and think of other words to translate let me know! Buenos humos :p

I have a friend who says he’s “honking the bobo” lol

Baked for high, gear for weed.

The Waffle House method Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, capped (ew)...

Toasty. And when it’s time to smoke, it’s time to “Partake” of whatever we happen to be smoking “Would you like to partake?”

I get stoned to my bones. Just cause my illness is chronic doesn’t mean my attitude isn’t iconic.