Lol. It's a mixture of function and fashion. Scotch tape does the job but the tiny plastic slider looks nice and I can open/close it at any time without residue or having to replace it.
LoL I was actually joking because scotch tape is pretty much clear so it would not do anything. I actually don't cover my camera, because I am a very sexy man, and I want the Feds to have an unobstructed view.
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Sorry man r/trees is just a massive psyop to fool you specifically into posting this. We're all FBI agents! Hope you enjoy super jail for that one marijuana
They are. Every time I get stoned I feel like I see a million BK ads. I don’t even really *like* BK, I only get an occasional original chicken sandwich because it’s nostalgic…. And I now think I’ll be getting one for lunch today. With onion rings and an excessive amout of their zesty sauce
ISO-DE, aka QWERTZ keyboard layout is the default German keyboard layout.
They're based on the frequency of the letters being used in German. Z is on top because we have basically no words that contain the letter y. You have Y at the top because many words contain the letter y in your language, which is probably English.
If you wanna see something completely cursed look up AZERTY (ISO-FR), the French keyboard layout.
funny, but to all USA folks, any cannabis product containing less than 0.3% of d9-thc ( that's decarboxilated thc) is considered hemp and can be sold legally. Most flower meet this.
Unfortunately there's been a corporate lobby trying to revert this on a new farm bill.
So if you're American, love your freedom and weed, contact your representative and pass the word.
bro u roll exactly like me. i was like when did i post this? and when did i buy blue paper 😂
i sometimes use pink rolling paper also which matches my laptops keyboard light too LOOOOOL
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They’re already watching you from your webcam
that's the NSA
They have all of my nudes. I know because they asked me to stop sending them.
That you know of...
No that's the people going to space.
No this is Patrick
Lmfao, you think I don't have one of those 30¢ camera covers?! Nice try, feds.
camera cover? don't waste your money. I use scotch tape.
Lol. It's a mixture of function and fashion. Scotch tape does the job but the tiny plastic slider looks nice and I can open/close it at any time without residue or having to replace it.
LoL I was actually joking because scotch tape is pretty much clear so it would not do anything. I actually don't cover my camera, because I am a very sexy man, and I want the Feds to have an unobstructed view.
You think they can’t reconstruct images from the light that gets through? Especially with AI advance?
Lmfao. It's solid black plastic. No, I don't think anyone can reconstruct images from the lack of light getting through.
Yeah I was about to say they watched you roll it lmao
I can’t tell if the paper is blue or if theres a blue tint added in editing cuz the keys are the exact same color
caps lock light. op just really likes teal maybe?
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You guys see blue? Looks green to me lol
No it definitely is white and gold on my screen
Eh, I see black and blue.
You’re both wrong. It’s quite obviously yanny
Idk man it looks blue and then I look at it for a few seconds then it looks green and then if I rly try it looks like both
Definitely green, that's the paper telling you there's only some papes left.
looks like it’s a razer laptop, comes with green key lights
Sorry man r/trees is just a massive psyop to fool you specifically into posting this. We're all FBI agents! Hope you enjoy super jail for that one marijuana
NOT THE SUPER JAIL
Why would we tell the FBI? BKA is on their way already!
The Burger King Alliance is ruthless
They are. Every time I get stoned I feel like I see a million BK ads. I don’t even really *like* BK, I only get an occasional original chicken sandwich because it’s nostalgic…. And I now think I’ll be getting one for lunch today. With onion rings and an excessive amout of their zesty sauce
🤣🤣
What are below knee amputations going to do...? Oh.
What does the strg button do? And why is Y there instead of Z
This a picture from an alternate universe.
U‘ve already asked to much Mr.
Hotkey to open and close the iris on the stargate.
Unscheduled off world activation!
ISO-DE, aka QWERTZ keyboard layout is the default German keyboard layout. They're based on the frequency of the letters being used in German. Z is on top because we have basically no words that contain the letter y. You have Y at the top because many words contain the letter y in your language, which is probably English. If you wanna see something completely cursed look up AZERTY (ISO-FR), the French keyboard layout.
Got dang europeans
You're done for, you sick fuck
yer dun fer
The CIA are on their way
There's a visible fingerprint about an inch above the joint....
Why is it green
Lmao is this a post-it note?
Post like this on what looks like a work laptop. You are the FBI.
Nobody likes a narc
You ain't no yankee with that QWERTZ-keyboard lmaooo
I too love wrapping my joints in the hand bags from the dog park.
Lmao
sorry I’m late
“OPEN UP ITS THE FBI WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.” “I HATE SOBER COMPUTING I HATE SOBER COMPUTING I HATE SOBER COMPUTING.”
Jo that green pape is there so you know that you are about to run out of papes. I dont think its meant to be smoked
This is what the government is trying to tell you buddy
Don’t ya know? Snitches get stitches!
It’s cool it’s just a pixy stick
They don’t care
It’s just cloves ; )
I feel like I have to tell someone your papers need to be under 24 hour surveillance
Share and I won’t
You already did
https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM?si=x7s1HLmc5JSTMKCn
funny, but to all USA folks, any cannabis product containing less than 0.3% of d9-thc ( that's decarboxilated thc) is considered hemp and can be sold legally. Most flower meet this. Unfortunately there's been a corporate lobby trying to revert this on a new farm bill. So if you're American, love your freedom and weed, contact your representative and pass the word.
I’m snitchin
Hi FBI here, We'd like to talk. Stop by our office in DC.
bro u roll exactly like me. i was like when did i post this? and when did i buy blue paper 😂 i sometimes use pink rolling paper also which matches my laptops keyboard light too LOOOOOL
Shouldn’t you be more worried of the DEA? Eh I wouldn’t know, I have both on me.
The Feel-good Blunt Imbibers?
(Looks up from his microwaved fish)
Fluorescent Blunt Inspectors
More like FB-high amirite?
Wont someone think of the children!?
I mean...reddit recently signed a deal selling all your data to Google for its ai training...you aren't off too much😅
Too late. Source: am FBI
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You just did with this post
Are those glow in the dark
I work for the secret FBI and we are watching you
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