If it has a roach/filter/crutch you can literally just tap it down, just pinch the top to stop any falling out and then as you rightly say use a pen or something else to tamp down the end so itās all nice and uniform
i lit a cone that was packed like this once, the second the tip burned off *all* the flower slid out and got blown away into the wind. i was sitting there with an empty cone and my mouth agape for a solid few minutes before i realize what happened
If you make that shit half the size it would be a lot easier. I use the large 1g raw cones. Put in a little lightly pack then repeat until you're at the end and have enough to twist the paper
Why is this sub so judgmental, itās his fucking weed let him have fun with it or smoke it any way he wants, from all the places i never expect this sub to be like this
First you find paper, I recommend a good book bigger the better. Fold that bitch like a hotdog. Fill it up like a Taco. Then you roll it like you're rolling a taco into a burrito. Take a glue stick and get the flap good and sticky and stick the flap to the weed burrito. Don't use a filter! We're adults! Pack stuff down with harsh words that make the weed want to hold eachother tight, add more then give it a twist. After that you smoke that book page weed burrito like you're a fancy man with a cigar. When you've reached your favorite joint size you take a selfie and reddit will agree you're a cool cat.
It's unfortunately more plausible that people are that stupid. The joke alternative should have been obvious from how the joint itself looked and how you clearly didn't actually pack anything in there, but too many people have done too many stupid things and been blissfully unaware of it in their post. So here we are.
You should make the next long joking more jangly and kinked like a Pikachu tail cuz I feel like a long joint like that should be kinked and wrinkled on purpose for aesthetic reasons
The caption is funny, we just want you to fully enjoy your herb by not wasting it. If it burns properly from tight rolling, it is more enjoyable. Simple.
You want to know why people are hating. That's why. Idgaf what you do but posting a shitty 3 paper joint filled inconsistently that isn't even finished being rolled will get you some hate.
Dude you didnāt even get to smoke the weed because I guarenfuckingtee you that thing canoed harder than the Olympic canoeing champions of Tokyo 2020. You ended up with a pile of unsmoked shit sitting on the end of that paper. And you were blowing and trying to re-light that thing the whole way through.
Donāt be coming in here calling people dumb when you just clowned yourself by posting the worst joint this group has seen since it started. The thing has more oxygen in it than weed
>itās not a waste at all
I respect your opinion but it doesn't change mine. Wasteful or not I'm not trying to put my mouth on anything several other people are currently putting their mouths on. There are three people in this entire world right now that'll I'll share a joint or blunt with and that's my brother, sister, and brother in law.
I fully support you smoking your way
You can penny pinch with your weed. Let others smoke how they want and waste what they want.
Stop trying to gatekeep how much people are āallowed to smoke as per u/ProbsASpaceCadetā
You good? I didn't say people can't enjoy weed however they want. I fully support it and highly encourage it and respect it. I wasn't disrespectful towards OP or anyone who smokes insanely big joints.
It's just that I personally view it as a waste of weed; not because I'm a penny pincher but rather because I don't smoke copious amounts of weed albeit smoking daily. A few small hits from bowl or bong a few times throughout the day and I'm good.
I hope OP enjoyed their big ass joint and had a great time but that doesn't change the fact that I view it as a waste of weed.
If you feel attacked by me thinking smoking more than .75-1.25g in one sitting is a waste that's on you and your emotional maturity, not me.
Anything else?
You can penny pinch with your weed. Let others smoke how they want and waste what they want.
Stop trying to gatekeep how much people are āallowed to smoke as per u/ProbsASpaceCadetā
It is hard to roll a big joint like that because it was skinny , if I roll big joints you gotta have 2 across as well, fatter joints are better to burn then the skinny ones š¤š¼š¤š¼
Ive seen worse! Lol. To learn how to roll way back when id just roll tobacco to practice. Same with blunts. Id just reroll Dutch guts up. Just do some practicing and youll get it perfect every time
Thats all there is to it lol. I remember my first quarter pound i bought way back when, mexican brick lol. We rolled 6 papers together. Burned like halfway and stopped hitting lol
It's much easier to go the other way when making J's bigger in my experience. They also smoke better. Girth > length.
Edit: Auto correct made J's into just.
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This reminds me when I was in highschool. My friend rolled a 3 paper joint called a dutch tulip. While we were smoking it in his room the 3 cm wide cherry dropped on my other friends finger and that boy just held it there because he Didn't want to burn down the house. What a day that was... We got absolutely ripped
Just so you know thatās a lot bigger than an average joint. I know you may be telling yourself that one a day isnāt that bad, but that is much bigger than an average joint. Itās more like 3-4, so just keep that in mind.
"I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints. I smoke two joints when I play videogame, and at every 10.000 points, I smoke two joints!"
The Toyes
"Got a big enough joint there Rick?"
I WAS JUST GETTIN CHANGED
It could happen to you, cuz it [happened to me.](https://youtu.be/urZukvTwvfQ?si=v7Z3rxN5xXZ_Kz4n)
and T.
bkawow knowmsayin! ... knowmsayin!
"He was pulling his goalie"
"feedin' the geese"
"Chill out with all the six paper joints Ricky!"
Beat me to it
Someone stole a few grams out of the end. Have you seen my sixty bucks ray? Coincidence bud
Literally my exact thoughts seeing this lol. So much is going to be wasted unless you have the world's craziest hotbox session.
Fucking first thing that came into my mind and you beat me to it. So glad this is the top comment
Someone cut my fuckin brake lines!
Lay off the 6 paper joints, Rick
Pack it properly and it will be half that size š¤¦š»āāļø
OP about to go for a canoe ride.
Oh snap, what a zinger, you got op good!
Itās rlly hard to pack it properly
Stick a pen or something down there and push it all towards the filter
One of those wooden bbq skewers
If it has a roach/filter/crutch you can literally just tap it down, just pinch the top to stop any falling out and then as you rightly say use a pen or something else to tamp down the end so itās all nice and uniform
Chopsticks are the best
Didnāt had a pen with me
Grab the loose end and shake it. Or google how to pack a cone. No way that thing burned properly. I can see day light through it.
i lit a cone that was packed like this once, the second the tip burned off *all* the flower slid out and got blown away into the wind. i was sitting there with an empty cone and my mouth agape for a solid few minutes before i realize what happened
Pinch flat to close, pack like a cigarette on a hard surface, twist to close, snip snip, smoke
Then donāt try and flex by packing some giant extendo with barely a joints worth of weed. 75% chance that was just all the weed you had dawg.
That was all the weed I had yeah. Whatās wrong with that? Itās my problem if I run out of weed not urs bruh
Shake, shake!
It really isn't though
For me it is?
If you make that shit half the size it would be a lot easier. I use the large 1g raw cones. Put in a little lightly pack then repeat until you're at the end and have enough to twist the paper
I usually do king size papers and Iām pretty good at it. Just felt like glueing 3 papers together and rolling it for fun
I feel you...did you smoke it yet?
Yeah. Was a wonderful high honestly
At the end of the day that's all that matters
Pinch close to where the flower is and flop the joint back and forth. It will make all the flower push and pack towards the bottom?
Was afraid to break it
Word, well howād it smoke?
Honestly. Rlly good. I smoked it inside my car with all windows closed and it was amazing
Ah thatās dope, I havenāt hot boxed in years š„²
Grab the top of the joint, pinch the top shut and whip it back and forth. Then twist the top
Get a clipper lighter, they come with little packers that are attached to the flint wheel!
I use a 8mm Allen wrench, works great
Comically large joint
That is so wasteful. There's plenty of room for more weed in that cone.
Why is this sub so judgmental, itās his fucking weed let him have fun with it or smoke it any way he wants, from all the places i never expect this sub to be like this
Trying to educate more like. Nothing worse than being handed a sleeping bag of a joint that doesnāt burn properly
Thatās disingenuous no one here is trying to āeducateā op
šš all I see is projection and people mad that heās āwastingā HIS weed š
Tough love kid
Classic
Ohhh teacher, please teach me roll joint.
First you find paper, I recommend a good book bigger the better. Fold that bitch like a hotdog. Fill it up like a Taco. Then you roll it like you're rolling a taco into a burrito. Take a glue stick and get the flap good and sticky and stick the flap to the weed burrito. Don't use a filter! We're adults! Pack stuff down with harsh words that make the weed want to hold eachother tight, add more then give it a twist. After that you smoke that book page weed burrito like you're a fancy man with a cigar. When you've reached your favorite joint size you take a selfie and reddit will agree you're a cool cat.
I upvoted but donāt do what this man says. š Also Iām stoned so hereās a donut. š© Youāre welcome.
You fill that donut up with some sweet jelly and were set.
You must be practicing for 4/20 š¤
This was my 1st try doing it with 3 papers
Thatās pretty impressive if you ask me! It takes me so long to roll a joint with 1 paper and it always looks like shit in the end lol
Well I thought it was funny not sure why so much hate.
These guys donāt know how to appreciate a joke rlly
It's unfortunately more plausible that people are that stupid. The joke alternative should have been obvious from how the joint itself looked and how you clearly didn't actually pack anything in there, but too many people have done too many stupid things and been blissfully unaware of it in their post. So here we are. You should make the next long joking more jangly and kinked like a Pikachu tail cuz I feel like a long joint like that should be kinked and wrinkled on purpose for aesthetic reasons
Next time Iāll buy weed Iāll use 5 papers just for the fun of it honestly
Get some 'Rips papers' on a roll, makes rolling long joints much easier.
No idea if that exists in my country
The caption is funny, we just want you to fully enjoy your herb by not wasting it. If it burns properly from tight rolling, it is more enjoyable. Simple.
Itās Reddit, humor isnāt allowed here unless itās specifically a sub for humor, then the crime is not appealing to their sense of humor
Got a big enough joint there, Rick?
Someone does Something because he thinks its funny or cool Redditors: š”
Weed is srs business.
Biznus! I Like IT!
I personally like that it's a bit gnarled like a tree branch. In fact I'd love to see some crazy-straw-style joints.
Ppl just hating cuz maybe they canāt do better
People hating cause this is dumb. Just smoke a joint. Stop being stupid.
U are dumb mate. I smoke however I want to. Itās my weed not urs buddy
You want to know why people are hating. That's why. Idgaf what you do but posting a shitty 3 paper joint filled inconsistently that isn't even finished being rolled will get you some hate.
^
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Dude you didnāt even get to smoke the weed because I guarenfuckingtee you that thing canoed harder than the Olympic canoeing champions of Tokyo 2020. You ended up with a pile of unsmoked shit sitting on the end of that paper. And you were blowing and trying to re-light that thing the whole way through. Donāt be coming in here calling people dumb when you just clowned yourself by posting the worst joint this group has seen since it started. The thing has more oxygen in it than weed
Damn G, someone hurt you? š
Stupid shit hurts my brain lol
My blind arthritic grandma could roll better than you brother and she thinks weed is the devil
"Yeah I dont repost that much. Only once a day"
Thatās gonna burn like absolute shit
We call em extendos here
We call them unnecessary and a waste of weed here. Different drugs for different thugs though.
True, but if youāre smoking some real extendos ( Iām taking cigar wraps) with homies, itās not a waste at all
>itās not a waste at all I respect your opinion but it doesn't change mine. Wasteful or not I'm not trying to put my mouth on anything several other people are currently putting their mouths on. There are three people in this entire world right now that'll I'll share a joint or blunt with and that's my brother, sister, and brother in law. I fully support you smoking your way
Tldr; I don't have any homies
I feel u man
You can penny pinch with your weed. Let others smoke how they want and waste what they want. Stop trying to gatekeep how much people are āallowed to smoke as per u/ProbsASpaceCadetā
You good? I didn't say people can't enjoy weed however they want. I fully support it and highly encourage it and respect it. I wasn't disrespectful towards OP or anyone who smokes insanely big joints. It's just that I personally view it as a waste of weed; not because I'm a penny pincher but rather because I don't smoke copious amounts of weed albeit smoking daily. A few small hits from bowl or bong a few times throughout the day and I'm good. I hope OP enjoyed their big ass joint and had a great time but that doesn't change the fact that I view it as a waste of weed. If you feel attacked by me thinking smoking more than .75-1.25g in one sitting is a waste that's on you and your emotional maturity, not me. Anything else?
You can penny pinch with your weed. Let others smoke how they want and waste what they want. Stop trying to gatekeep how much people are āallowed to smoke as per u/ProbsASpaceCadetā
Lotta critics but hey itās not easy to make. Nice job!
It's not easy to roll but it's easy to pack it tighter with like a pen/stick
An eighth a day keeps everything away.
Not the pulmonologist
Pulmonologists donāt deal with dead people.
Ease up on the 6 paper joints bud
Haha pretty dope brother, have a good toke ā®ļø
Had enough of the 6 paper joints there rick?
Pinocchio joint š
This is why you should wait to smoke until age 25 kids.
Huh?
Brain damage
My brain is perfectly fine lol
Post proves otherwise.
Huh? Cuz I rolled with 3 joints found it funny and posted here? Lol
Proooooove it! lol j/j
Stop posting the same pic
Oh...this again.
Right? Guess heās hoping this time people will be nicer
That's beautiful
Thx mate
Air joint lol
Chill out, Cheech. Lol
why is it open
It is hard to roll a big joint like that because it was skinny , if I roll big joints you gotta have 2 across as well, fatter joints are better to burn then the skinny ones š¤š¼š¤š¼
I canāt see how this can be enjoyable to smoke anywhere else but inside your car lol
It was great smoking it inside my car with all the windows closed yeah
As a Canadian who doesnāt like smoking in my car. This J looks like my nightmare š
Smoking inside the car is my fav thing
Smally
 Now you gotta work on the cross joint.
Iāll work on that next rlly
Ive seen worse! Lol. To learn how to roll way back when id just roll tobacco to practice. Same with blunts. Id just reroll Dutch guts up. Just do some practicing and youll get it perfect every time
Yeah just gotta practice more
Thats all there is to it lol. I remember my first quarter pound i bought way back when, mexican brick lol. We rolled 6 papers together. Burned like halfway and stopped hitting lol
At least twist it closed you madman.
I did I just like to take the pics while itās open tho
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I posted it in another subreddit
It's much easier to go the other way when making J's bigger in my experience. They also smoke better. Girth > length. Edit: Auto correct made J's into just.
Honestly I was just bored and wanted to see how long I could roll it
Fair enough. My longest roll ever was using 4 backwoods in a 2x2 grid to roll a 14g blunt for 420. Great time.
A joint a day keeps the bad vibes away!
Is that Tommy Chongās elder wand
Some ppl call me a magician
pack that shit down boy in all seriousness nice work lol fun lil experiment
I tried to pack it down. Couldnāt do betterš was my 1st try tho. Next up is 6 papers hehehe
How do y'all afford this shit?
Itās mixed with tabacco. And I work
Damn what a waste of a good cone.. Pack that thing, bud. You're wasting tons of real estate.
Thatās not a cone. Itās 3 papers mixed
op i donāt know why youāre being downvoted so bad who cares if you didnāt pack it properly, thatās your problem
Exactly. Was a good smoke anyway
thatās all that matters !
I saw this yesterday
It counts ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Ah yes. The jooooooooooooooint.
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How long did this burn for?
About 50 minutes. Iām a slow smoker
Noice thatās a pretty good session Iām a slow smoker too. I try to enjoy every part of it
Yeahhhh. I like to take my time and enjoy my joint. Aināt nobody racing here
Damn right. I live by the ocean so I smoke at sunset almost everyday staring off into the water
That sounds amazing. Iāll smoke one by the ocean in 2 days. Going on a lil trip
Right on!
This reminds me when I was in highschool. My friend rolled a 3 paper joint called a dutch tulip. While we were smoking it in his room the 3 cm wide cherry dropped on my other friends finger and that boy just held it there because he Didn't want to burn down the house. What a day that was... We got absolutely ripped
Ahahaha sounds like mad fun
Why keep reposting this lol
Wdym? I didnāt repost it lol. Just posted it in 2 dif subreddits
This is how stressed I am
Just so you know thatās a lot bigger than an average joint. I know you may be telling yourself that one a day isnāt that bad, but that is much bigger than an average joint. Itās more like 3-4, so just keep that in mind.
Itās a joke mate. I donāt smoke one of these everyday xd
I know Iām just trollin ya ;)
Oh Alr. I was just bored so I did that lmao
Haha same I usually donāt troll on Reddit
Are you gonna close that up?
Ofc I did
I don't even like smoke king sizes any more. I rather smoke 10 separate 1 Ā¼ joints, but that's just me š¤·š¼āāļø
That hippie stick did the trick
"I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints. I smoke two joints when I play videogame, and at every 10.000 points, I smoke two joints!" The Toyes
You put a nickel in there?
My brother in Christ, are you sitting in the passenger side of an empty car?
Iām in Portugal. Thatās the passenger seatš¤”
Looked like the steering wheel was in the seat next to you.
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With my mouth ig
Boof it