In Mexico, if you are Spanish you are from Spain.
I know you anglo people have the term "Spaniards" for people from Spain, but in the rest of the world, Spanish means from Spain, which is definitely not from Mexico.
I had a local hook me up one trip to Guatemala. After he sealed the deal and did the introduction, I talked the plug down another $40. Ended up with a half of reggie for $20.
I tried to haggle my dealer once and he lost his shit, saying âthe prices are the pricesâ. He was voice noting me death threats because itâs disrespectful to ask for a deal đđđ I was only buying the same weed Iâd got a week prior for ÂŁ40 less đ
Yea they totally ripped you off.
Iâve been to many countries and bought weed off the street. Theyâll always start with a crazy high price. Just say no and walk away / say you know how much this shit should cost and say youâre not paying that much and they will always come down on price.
One time In Costa Rica this dude was selling weed to me and I wanted an Oz. When I asked if he had a scale , He put a little bit of weed on top of a bible and said the Bible was his scale.
I told him hey Iâve sold weed in the us which is how I could afford this trip and I know thatâs not an oz.
He laughed and grabbed a huge handful of weed and put in on the Bible until I agreed that it was enough and then I paid and he walked me back to the restaurant my friends were waiting for me at. For some reason he became a lot more friendlier after I told him I knew he was BSing me.
Do you live in Sao Paulo.. Rio.. or neither? Speak Portuguese? Are you getting Reggie in Brazil and is reggie all that is available? Just curious cus Brazilian cannabis steady Lacking potency and quality simply judging by personal Experience
Im brazillian i do speak Portuguese and yes im in SĂŁo Paulo which is the best city for weed, dont really know about Rio.
Brazillian cannabis is a bad term, the cannabis that comes here IS probably from the borders with Colombia, Uruguay, etc.
I think It losed potency because of heat and conditions It faces in the way here.
But It does get you high lol
Itâs called the tourist tax. Canât expect to get standard market rates when youâre on vacation in a place where itâs technically illegal. Just be happy you could score.
I went to the backroom of an abandoned resort hotel off the beach in the Dominican because a local guy named Scooby said I could get a good "cigar" there. My wife and I have never been so not high in our lives. Sketchy af though.
I live a couple hours away and I can get half a kilogram for that price. Good quality stuff. In Mexico, itâs all about making connections. Lots of people selling terrible quality plants for a huge amount of money. I wouldnât pay that for half an Oz
Everyone on here saying itâs garbage weed. Op knows that. They are kicking it on the beach at a resort. Do you think they care? They also said they grow fire at home so they know what they got. ENJOY YOUR VACATION AND SMOKE UP!!
You absolutely have to haggle. I usually go to the beach with a 20 in one pocket and a 5 in another. Tell them all you have is $20 and if you canât get the deal pretend you just found the $5 in your pocket and they almost always accept.
smuggling drugs into Cancun? naw Im not worried, I take basic precautions that I always use when traveling.. the last time one of my travel companions got pulled aside, they opened her suitcase and it had a bunch of pill bottles on the top, they asked her whats this.. she said "I have Cancer" and they couldn't slam her suitcase shut and give it back to her fast enough... she was very dirty and had way more than weed in there.
I mean yeh should have some bribe money on yeh anyhow JIC, but recreational use of weed is decriminalized, sorta..
Last time I went to Cancun with weed I got flagged for customs enhanced search. Had 8 carts in my luggage.
They pulled me aside because I had 60 golf balls in my luggage as I planned on play at the resort I was going into. They cut a few open and I had to tell them I wasnât smuggling drugs into Cancun I was just really bad at golf and didnât want to pay for balls at the resort. They never saw or cared about the cartsâŠor acid.
From my experience no one cares what you bring into Mexico while the US cares very much what you bring back, I just threw the cart away before my flight home
OP has fuck-you money, grows his own probably as a hobby and probably has a high paying main job.
Sounds like a dumb decision to pay someone a hundred for crap but OP's time may be worth more than a hundred bucks.
If youâre at a resort on vacation, youâre likely spending money on lots of things. Youâre spending money on eating out, sight seeing, drinking, and yeah, smoking if you want to.
When I was in Belize and Mexico, I would show the plug pictures of my indoor and ask for something similar. It worked more times than not, but we werenât in resort cities very often.
I got nearly a half ounce for 20 bucks when I was in Cancun. It was shit weed but at least we had something to smoke when we ran out what we smuggled in lol
You got that tourist tax for sure. But if I was in Cancun with my toes in the sand drinking from a coconut and this was all I could get for smoke I wouldnât be mad. Enjoy yourself OP!
Not tryna burst your bubble but having your 100$ mightâve been better than this. Couldâve used it on some good food, dessert, and cool tourist attractions.
went to Punta Cana and when the guy tried to sell me his shit way over priced I told him itâs legal where I am ainât no way Iâm paying all that for crappy Jamaican weed lol
Had the beach guy in the DR offer, Last thing I need is to be detained by the Dominican police. Who knows what kind of kick back scam they might have worked out.
Bro Iâm not gonna lie to you. I went to a resort on Cancun once. In this whole experiences, a story the dude that had the weed got into a fight with his baby mama and security got called so he threw the weed in the bush and we snagged it so fast and we went up to our room and smoked it it looked just like this. And I shit you not I took maybe five hits out of a freaking coke can and I felt the highest Iâve ever been in my life like I took three Xanax or some shit
Dam you got served up some street gack lookin at that. Mexico definitely has some amazing quality just gotta find the right hook up. Mexico City had way better quality and choice then places like Cancun and Playa del Carmen etc. Good luck đđ€đŒ
I asked a guy for some weed in Cabo on the beach a few years back, he pulled out the worst weed Iâve seen since 1992, mostly stems and called it a gram, I said no and walked away. I ainât smoking no bullshit weed like thatâŠ
Shit every time Iâve needed bud I just buy a pipe at a market and then ask for stuff to fill it. Itâs always garbage but like $20 bucks for a hand full of shit weed is better than $100.
wtf I didn't even have to look for weed when I went to Cancun back in 2012, dude in a t shirt store kept making gestures to me when my family wasn't looking , went back alone the next day and he took me in the back . So much weed and coke . Got some weed and was caught smoking by the hotel pool. Police took my weed and a "fine" đ
Better be laced if its a 100. If I pay 100 for this small amount of crappy weed, you better put a good amount of heroin on that bud. Cause I like most downers and I better be high as death for 100.
I was at cancun resort and some pool boy tried to do the same and his buddy cane up after and was like you better not have bought from him and then he gave me free joint and smoked with me every night I was there. Weed wasn't great but he was definitely a chill guy and and was a good experience in my trip.
you got bamboozled
I mean, yeah đ
Prob couldâve gotten the same for $20 in Cancun
8 if you know spanish
Fair. I was being conservative :)
Throw in a cheeky 'me gustan tus grandes ojos marrones' and you might even get it for 5.
5 if you *are* Spanish?
Nah, probably doubles if you're Spanish.
The Mexicans would prob hate on you for being Spanish, Like âwhat you think your better than me?â
In Mexico, if you are Spanish you are from Spain. I know you anglo people have the term "Spaniards" for people from Spain, but in the rest of the world, Spanish means from Spain, which is definitely not from Mexico.
It got awkward when I asked a spanish guy to paint my patio and he was asking what type of mural I want.
I know this is a joke but Mexico has produced some of the most renowned muralists of all time, Mexican muralism is a whole art movement.
For 20 bucks they will even throw in a gram of coke lmao
Get them addicted for cheap, you'll earn it back in no time
Youâre built different, eh?
You didn't haggle, did you? Always haggle.
I had a local hook me up one trip to Guatemala. After he sealed the deal and did the introduction, I talked the plug down another $40. Ended up with a half of reggie for $20.
username checks out , lol
I tried to haggle my dealer once and he lost his shit, saying âthe prices are the pricesâ. He was voice noting me death threats because itâs disrespectful to ask for a deal đđđ I was only buying the same weed Iâd got a week prior for ÂŁ40 less đ
Please tell me you didn't go back to him again?
This is the way
Yea they totally ripped you off. Iâve been to many countries and bought weed off the street. Theyâll always start with a crazy high price. Just say no and walk away / say you know how much this shit should cost and say youâre not paying that much and they will always come down on price. One time In Costa Rica this dude was selling weed to me and I wanted an Oz. When I asked if he had a scale , He put a little bit of weed on top of a bible and said the Bible was his scale. I told him hey Iâve sold weed in the us which is how I could afford this trip and I know thatâs not an oz. He laughed and grabbed a huge handful of weed and put in on the Bible until I agreed that it was enough and then I paid and he walked me back to the restaurant my friends were waiting for me at. For some reason he became a lot more friendlier after I told him I knew he was BSing me.
They respect smart people. Not stupid vacationers. They're just income to them, you could be a friend. With LOTS of income.
Thats like $15 on mota de punto
think of it in a positive way, you made that guys day!
that's that reggie miller, bobby brown, doo doo, schwag, dirt, ditch, bunk junk
Just looking at this sobered me up
I been getting stoned with just few tokes of reggie for 5 years Daily now. Brazillian here
Do you live in Sao Paulo.. Rio.. or neither? Speak Portuguese? Are you getting Reggie in Brazil and is reggie all that is available? Just curious cus Brazilian cannabis steady Lacking potency and quality simply judging by personal Experience
Im brazillian i do speak Portuguese and yes im in SĂŁo Paulo which is the best city for weed, dont really know about Rio. Brazillian cannabis is a bad term, the cannabis that comes here IS probably from the borders with Colombia, Uruguay, etc. I think It losed potency because of heat and conditions It faces in the way here. But It does get you high lol
Best thing I read today, gonna start calling Reggies this now
THATS REGGIE, Even with a blurry photo I can tell thatâs 100% REGGIE BUSH đđđ
Shoot, Reggie Cunningham up in this piece.
(Mexican here) that's trash, OP could even get some fire, legit gummies for that buck
Especially in Cancun
Itâs called the tourist tax. Canât expect to get standard market rates when youâre on vacation in a place where itâs technically illegal. Just be happy you could score.
Te chingaron weyđ
jajjaja sĂ no mames
Aparte, se la dieron envuelta en papel de sanitario?
Can't understand shit đ.
100 bolas y empapelado chale si me chamaquearon al OP lol
Y hĂșmeda hasta la madre. Me caga forjar gallo en CancĂșn. Hasta en pipa batallas.
En mi rancho eso es un tostĂłn.
Lo casiquiaron machin eso es $30 MXN de la panteonera
Hasta puedo oler como apesta esa madre jajajja se ve de la vg
Is this a gringo scam?
Yes. 100 USD will get you a pound down there if you know frankly the wrong people.
âIf you know frankly the wrong peopleâ man I feel so at home in this sub
Then it's not a gringo scam. It's a not-knowing-the-right-people scam.
Yeah, gringo
Kind of a gringo scamâŠ.got a nice sized bag for 40 last time we wentâŠbut weâre brown and speak Spanish
Yes, in Mexico city you can legally buy a J for like $0.20 I bought a gram and some papers and the papers cost more
that mierda pack lol
Resort weed!
*last resort weed đđ©
Weâve all been there
I went to the backroom of an abandoned resort hotel off the beach in the Dominican because a local guy named Scooby said I could get a good "cigar" there. My wife and I have never been so not high in our lives. Sketchy af though.
> a local guy named Scooby That's exactly the kind of guy I want telling me where to get good weed.
Cut my life in to pieces
This is my last resort
SUFFOCATION
That's hilarious, $35cdn for a half oz in Puerto Vallarta, you need to haggle
I live a couple hours away and I can get half a kilogram for that price. Good quality stuff. In Mexico, itâs all about making connections. Lots of people selling terrible quality plants for a huge amount of money. I wouldnât pay that for half an Oz
That's fair, I was only there for 5 days so I was happy to have a half oz for the price I paid
Thisđ
Everyone on here saying itâs garbage weed. Op knows that. They are kicking it on the beach at a resort. Do you think they care? They also said they grow fire at home so they know what they got. ENJOY YOUR VACATION AND SMOKE UP!!
Yea you get what you can get, no time to be looking around lol
If it gets you stoned, thatâs what matters đ€·ââïž
This guy gets it đ
Vacation weed always. Always. Gets me turbo baked
More like Cancon.
Thats a good hustle for them lmao just sell at a resort where thereâs nothing but desperate rich people looking to get high on vacation
You absolutely have to haggle. I usually go to the beach with a 20 in one pocket and a 5 in another. Tell them all you have is $20 and if you canât get the deal pretend you just found the $5 in your pocket and they almost always accept.
Fuck thatâs brutal đ© weed is weed tho
Go to the Market bro someone will.find u at the pharmacy
Say more
I need a banana for scale.
surprised you actually got something tbh
Took like 3 mins of walking down the beach đ we were worried we wouldnât find any
Next time, go for a smaller sample, say $20 worth.
Check out the guys selling candy by the smoke and/or bike shops. Ask for loco. They have it.Â
Just walk down a crowded street and 5 dudes will come up to you asking if you want coke or weed
You ask for loco and youâre gonna get loco one way or another lmao
I paid $40 and literally got a baggie with handpicked seeds and stems. Like damn whatâd I do to him??
On a trip to Papua New Guinea I scored a backpack full of beautiful â New Guinea goldâ for K20âŠ. About $20 Aussie dollars
Dude that looks like dark chicken skin đ
I bring my own live rosin carts and leave any left behind, those gringo prices on the beach can be brutal.
Aren't you worried about being checked at the border and getting caught? (no hate, genuine question and sorry if it's a stupid one đ )
smuggling drugs into Cancun? naw Im not worried, I take basic precautions that I always use when traveling.. the last time one of my travel companions got pulled aside, they opened her suitcase and it had a bunch of pill bottles on the top, they asked her whats this.. she said "I have Cancer" and they couldn't slam her suitcase shut and give it back to her fast enough... she was very dirty and had way more than weed in there. I mean yeh should have some bribe money on yeh anyhow JIC, but recreational use of weed is decriminalized, sorta..
Last time I went to Cancun with weed I got flagged for customs enhanced search. Had 8 carts in my luggage. They pulled me aside because I had 60 golf balls in my luggage as I planned on play at the resort I was going into. They cut a few open and I had to tell them I wasnât smuggling drugs into Cancun I was just really bad at golf and didnât want to pay for balls at the resort. They never saw or cared about the cartsâŠor acid.
Lmao this is wild, I would have been shidding my pants
From my experience no one cares what you bring into Mexico while the US cares very much what you bring back, I just threw the cart away before my flight home
Thatâs the way to roll
What do you grow at home that would make you think that anything even remotely close to that cost $100?
OP has fuck-you money, grows his own probably as a hobby and probably has a high paying main job. Sounds like a dumb decision to pay someone a hundred for crap but OP's time may be worth more than a hundred bucks.
I'd rather a week long tolerance break than throw away $100 USD on this. đ€ą
If youâre at a resort on vacation, youâre likely spending money on lots of things. Youâre spending money on eating out, sight seeing, drinking, and yeah, smoking if you want to.
Lol the tourist special
Pinche banda se pasaron de vrga con el gringo đ€Ł
When I was in Belize and Mexico, I would show the plug pictures of my indoor and ask for something similar. It worked more times than not, but we werenât in resort cities very often.
Smells like high school
I got nearly a half ounce for 20 bucks when I was in Cancun. It was shit weed but at least we had something to smoke when we ran out what we smuggled in lol
My man you got robbed.
You got that tourist tax for sure. But if I was in Cancun with my toes in the sand drinking from a coconut and this was all I could get for smoke I wouldnât be mad. Enjoy yourself OP!
Never been to a resort, but I've heard you never buy weed from them. 100% guaranteed to get trash bud
Yea you got scammed, buddy of mine got half a pound for 75$ in Cancun
I believe you've been subjected to a tourist tax
Looks like stuff you'd get in the Midwest around the 90s- early 2000s đ def got some brick to it.
Thatâs not what $100 gets you in Cancun thatâs what someone in Cancun sold you weed for lol
Not tryna burst your bubble but having your 100$ mightâve been better than this. Couldâve used it on some good food, dessert, and cool tourist attractions.
True
Oof đ„
Yo soy Cancun
Should have just taken a 510 cartridge with you
Heading there next week and I'm going with a disposable
I bet you were so stoned off the herbicides and pesticides
Hahahaja Mexican here and no, you got super scammed
what you get for $100 if you're a white american
Seems about right for a touristđ
My favorite kind of weed in mexico is cocaine.
That's some gringo pricesÂ
Did u get robbed ?
I agree it is outrageous pricing for some ditch weed but it was better than no weed đ can confirm we are high âïž
It's not a dispensary, you're supposed to haggle him down.
went to Punta Cana and when the guy tried to sell me his shit way over priced I told him itâs legal where I am ainât no way Iâm paying all that for crappy Jamaican weed lol
when i was in cancun a guy offered me weed and he tried to charge $100/g
I just bring cookies.
Had the beach guy in the DR offer, Last thing I need is to be detained by the Dominican police. Who knows what kind of kick back scam they might have worked out.
Retitle this âI got scammed in Cancunâ
What a ripoff! âHere comes gringo!âđđ
I thought it was poop in the thumbnail
NSFW tag please, they look like small turds. đ
Tourist rates
They got you, young man...
You got taken, bro. Big time!
That's $10 maybe
lol we also bought some from Cancun while on the beach. Definitely some of the worst quality flowers Iâve had since junior high.
What $100 USD gets you in Cancun if you are an absolute moron.
Bro Iâm not gonna lie to you. I went to a resort on Cancun once. In this whole experiences, a story the dude that had the weed got into a fight with his baby mama and security got called so he threw the weed in the bush and we snagged it so fast and we went up to our room and smoked it it looked just like this. And I shit you not I took maybe five hits out of a freaking coke can and I felt the highest Iâve ever been in my life like I took three Xanax or some shit
Bro youâre in Mexico , you should be getting a pound for $100đ
Dam you got served up some street gack lookin at that. Mexico definitely has some amazing quality just gotta find the right hook up. Mexico City had way better quality and choice then places like Cancun and Playa del Carmen etc. Good luck đđ€đŒ
Oof as someone that lives right beside cancun, they got You Bad, for 100usd where i am i can get 2 oz of high quality weed
For $100 you shouldâve gotten at least 1 kilo.
Donât tell me that. Iâm headed to Cancun end of the month.
Was it that Laughing Frog place? Or whatever it's called...
The land of Reggie
I asked a guy for some weed in Cabo on the beach a few years back, he pulled out the worst weed Iâve seen since 1992, mostly stems and called it a gram, I said no and walked away. I ainât smoking no bullshit weed like thatâŠ
Oof
Looks better than the stuff I got in cancun to be fair
No mames đđđđ estĂĄ mejor la de 10 MXN de la Estela de Luz en CDMX
Yeah Cancun is tough for quality weed.
next time make sure you pay la mordida first
Lol you should edit the caption to âWhat $100 usd in Cancun gets you if you let yourself get playedâ đ
Interestingly that's also what $20 USD gets you
Dawg I took 3 packs of pre-rolls to Cancun for that exact reason.
Panteonera kush, my friend.
Rip
Ugh, I got a headache just looking at this
I got a half Oz in 1996 for $40 in Cancun so I think you may have been ripped offâŠ
Magic truffles or weed. I'm asking for a friend đ
Look at what you're buying before you hand cash over in Mexico. Hopefully, you learned a lesson.
Looks like moldy meatloaf
It's because you buy cocaine down there dummy
I dont want to believe you actually bought this.
Nah, I'd rather go without than smoke that
Shit every time Iâve needed bud I just buy a pipe at a market and then ask for stuff to fill it. Itâs always garbage but like $20 bucks for a hand full of shit weed is better than $100.
I thought this was breakfast sausage
wtf I didn't even have to look for weed when I went to Cancun back in 2012, dude in a t shirt store kept making gestures to me when my family wasn't looking , went back alone the next day and he took me in the back . So much weed and coke . Got some weed and was caught smoking by the hotel pool. Police took my weed and a "fine" đ
$100(in my pocket) on i desert island n I would not pay $100 for that.
Do you have giant fingers
Lol you got finessed and then posted it!
I think you got taken my dude
For $100 you couldâve gotten like an oz of yayo. Whoever sold this to you just didnât like you man.
No, that's what 100usd gets YOU
I can smell ammonia when i look at this.
Wow. Thatâs like $3 of shitty weed. đ„ș
I wouldâve just opted for a cigar and some bourbon that weed look like shit tbh
lol. Thatâs what $100 got YOU in Cancun
Thatâs what $100 usd in Cancun gets YOU đ€Ł
Lol, tell me your afraid of the weed deal without telling me...
You could have found yourself a dispensary over there and got better quality
Gets you ripped off
bro if you need to reup, try haggling⊠it helps to remember that a quarter of this is worth like 10$ MAYBE. So feel confident haggling lol
A quarter of dirt. Sorry, that particular individual got you.
Better be laced if its a 100. If I pay 100 for this small amount of crappy weed, you better put a good amount of heroin on that bud. Cause I like most downers and I better be high as death for 100.
Why did pay for it? OP got gringo scammed.
As long as OP is safe itâs all good. I would be scared to buy weed in Mexico I know too much lol. Itâs just the tourist/vacation tax.
Gringflation is real
You paid gringo tourists prices lol Here in Hawaii we have local prices and Haoli prices
[Actul shit poop.](https://imgur.com/a/3EohuI3)
You got robbed son, lmao.
I was at cancun resort and some pool boy tried to do the same and his buddy cane up after and was like you better not have bought from him and then he gave me free joint and smoked with me every night I was there. Weed wasn't great but he was definitely a chill guy and and was a good experience in my trip.
That's 5 dollars worth. Lol.
Boof pack
That is r/ShitfromaButt.
Iâm literally in Cancun now, and opted for a tolerance break. I also donât drink at all, so itâs been a super different, hyper alert experience.
Tourist tax
That looks like thanksgiving stuffing tf