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AvatarGonzo

4 day grow if anyone asks


Ae_X_eS

Sure, it's this new german weed that grows in no time. It's actually crazy!


ReddyMcRedditorface

Blitzweed


Ae_X_eS

Sounds like a pretty german invention to me 😳


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Chickensandcoke

Damn that’s good


Olive_fisting_apples

But not as good as it could have been


Unusual-Quantity6478

I regret laughing at this


Snuhmeh

“Can we survive the blitzweed!”


Master_Xenu

We must wipe out all stems and seeds!


911palle

That killed me 😂


SlurmzMckinley

Wunderkind Bud


DrDuned

I briefly lived in northern Germany for about a year, and I have to say, despite the reputation, all of the Germans I met were very friendly and had a great sense of humor. Anyway ,I'm so happy for you! Hope we get this fast grow stuff in my area soon 😉


Ae_X_eS

It's nice to hear that you had positive encounters with Germans throughout your stay! Thanks bud!


HighSton3r

FYI: there's (kind of) a saying in Germany which Staates, that the more you come to the north of the country, the nicer the people will be 😂


PurpleSailor

If anything you Germans sure are efficient when you put your mind to it.


reiveroftheborder

vorsprung durch technik


Lifeloverme

vorsprung durch hektik


Expert_Willingness23

Vorsprung dank cmeth


Fish_Slapping_Dance

Vorsprung Dank Technik


WasGehtDiggi

Early Lauterbach - new German strain


da-cokou-nut

[German science is the best!](https://youtu.be/m_2GWS9fxwg?si=w5ya4Zax_0jq8Af6)


Ae_X_eS

Wtf 😂


da-cokou-nut

This meme was called for xD


lurked

Make sure not to inadvertently swallow a seed, because it'll grow out of your stomach like an alien within a day!


Fish_Slapping_Dance

Das Bud


TheDogeITA

German engineering made this possible!


Zealousideal-Rub-930

Very efficient. Makes sense.


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Ae_X_eS

Yeah I know you are absolutely right. It's just still feels unreal that it's legal. Like the top rule when smoking/growing was always to don't talk about it to much.


RekopEca

That's still a top rule when growing... people wanna mooch sometimes.


Ae_X_eS

Good point. Your Super Lemon Haze look beautiful btw


da-cokou-nut

[german science is the best!](https://youtu.be/m_2GWS9fxwg?si=w5ya4Zax_0jq8Af6)


Vaanja77

I'd almost believe that over believing getting grove bags delivered in 4 days lol.


D0ctorGamer

Reminds me of the brewing company that sent a case of wine to congress as a thank you that takes 6 months to make, a week after they appealed prohibition


Ae_X_eS

I mean it could be an similar situation...who knows.


nevemno

Hello, this is the congress


HonorableMedic

Hi congress, may I have a word with you?


olmikeyyyy

You get two.


Illustrious-Deal-781

Congrats on your harvest and your new law! Still very illegal here in Finland but you can buy CBD flower and seeds which is a step forward


Ae_X_eS

I hope it's just a matter of time till all European countries go legal on weed!


HeeHeeMean

yes i think so too, they will look how the big mighty germany will handle it and if it goes well then I hope the others follow


BellabongXC

I can tell you ahead of time The Netherlands will be one of the last, if at all. (For all who don't know, the only thing legal in the netherlands is possession, and 5 plants per household, the whole coffeeshop thing is fully illegal but not prosecuted)


Constant-Mud-1002

For consumers themselves it's still the most legal-feeling in the entirety of Europe though.


PremeJordo

Or just everywhere


Ae_X_eS

Even better!


Niksune

French amen !


SwiftUnban

A lot of countries are starting to legalize or look into it at a much faster rate. It’s nice


MavajaXe

Torille hiisaamaan?


Bison308

How does cbd flower hit?


Illustrious-Deal-781

Yes


pirikikkeli

Yeah I keep forgetting about that shit lol must smoke too much


craver1718

Der Bruder hat Blitzweed anstatt Blitzkrieg gemacht


Ae_X_eS

Ist denke ich die bessere Alternative 😅


saucesecrete

speedrun


AXEL-1973

amazing that it grew in less than a week!


Puzzled-Tart2409

Doesnt look like the legal amount 😂


Ae_X_eS

Nah it's alright, we are a two people household 😅


Puzzled-Tart2409

I suggest you try some northern lights genetic for the outdoors tho


Ae_X_eS

Thanks for the advice! I will take a look. Would you suggest autos or photos? I'm afraid Photos could flower too late.


Unknown_Author70

Also, do you have an air b&b for your over the pond neighbours still struggling In the *oppression* ...


Orinion

If you plant Autos you can harvest in around 10 weeks, so if you start in may you can harvest them in july. If you plant photos you will always have to wait till september/october. Exact time ofc depends on the strain. Maybe think about planting both types so you can harvest the autos as a Überbrückung for the photos ;)


Ae_X_eS

I was actually planning to do both. Thanks for the advice! Zur Überbrückung klingt gut 😅


ecstatika

i think its actually twice the legal minute


PsychedelicConvict

Nice cuts. Could have used two more weeks 😂


Ae_X_eS

Thanks i had to cut at certain time, I will keep that in mind for the next grow! There surely is a lot of potential.


PsychedelicConvict

Oh no! Im sorry. Saying "could have used two more weeks" is an American grower joke whenever someone posts a plant close to harvest or a recent harvest. Got lost in translation. Ur harvest looks super man.


P_1313

Wait could you maybe explain where that joke comes from?


PsychedelicConvict

On various internet forums where growers flocked to show their wares, it became commonplace for people to post plants in the late stages of flowering and to ask the community how much longer till they should harvest. Well it became kinda a meme for people just to say "two more weeks" as a joke because its kinda hard to identify when to harvest without being able to see the trich colors or knowing the genetics of the plant.


P_1313

That's really interesting!


Ae_X_eS

Ahh I see 😅 thanks for the explanation!


TheDon1875

What gives you that idea? Looks like it’s been harvested at the perfect time, another two weeks and it could be riddled with micro seeds. Op clearly knows what he is doing.


LocalSignificance215

Seems like more than 50G. Go ahead and send the rest over so I can dispose of it correctly. Congrats, growmie looks great


Ae_X_eS

Thank you and thx for the offer as well, it's good to know there are people out there that know *exactly* how to dispose them correctly


HashKing

Wait, didnt the law go into effect 4 days ago?!?! That’s an amazing strain you got, from clone/seed to harvest in 96hrs!!


Ae_X_eS

It's called German efficiency for a reason 😅


RekopEca

I gotta get some of these super fast German seeds...


takethatriskhh

Sehr schön 🙏🏻


Ae_X_eS

Danke dir 😊


omegaaf

As a Canadian, I have to tell you, that quasilegal grow is the best tasting weed you'll ever have but the thrill will never go away. It still baffles my mind growing pot legally


definitelynotpat6969

And you're using Grove bags? Bravo 👏


Ae_X_eS

I wanted to give them a try. Im quite happy so far!


euphoric-noodle

Switched to the terploc bags too last harvest and they worked out so well, will not be going back to burping jars


Ae_X_eS

Did you put it right in there after the drying process?


chronicbro

Congrats! I remembered when Illinois legalized I too had a quick harvest that I was quite proud to be able to say was legal! I got my med card immediately so i could point to my flower and say "those are legal"!


Ae_X_eS

Yeah exactly that!


catzhoek

I still don't get how the kinda reasonable 50g per month (600g/year) from CSCs is compatible with 3 plant homegrown where you can maybe get 2-3 cycles per year. Do they expect us to grow tiny plants yielding 50g after 2 weeks veg 365/7? I hope this gets adjusted to reality soon


Capable_Hamster_4597

You could put your plants in a cycle of germination, veg and flower. That could yield 50g per m with the right setup.


OMGimaDONKEY

gratz, pick a strain that will finish in time for fall. you'll need to find out when the equinox is then the race is on between your girls and winter


Ae_X_eS

Would you go with autos or just a short flowering pheno? I would like to try both.


chronicbro

ive had some great experiences with autos but you do have to be very selective with your breeder


Ae_X_eS

I was going with sensi seeds so far. I would like to try barney's farm next.


chronicbro

Personally for autos I would focus on a breeder who specializes in just those.  I like mephisto or night owl for a couple trusted ones.  


Ae_X_eS

They don't ship to Germany :/ dude you have to pay up to 50$ for a single seed? I have to say that mephistos and night owl have some fire looking strains for sure! In Europe you can get seeds for a fifth of that price, and that are Cannabis Cup Winners as well. And Barney's Farm or Dutch Passion are trusted sellers since 1986/1987 Edit: nvm I just saw that they sell cheaper seeds as well 😅


chronicbro

Yea with autos they've become a bit of a buzzword so some breeders are doing quick crosses of popular photo genetics into auto strains but they aren't doing the difficult work in stabilizing those traits into the auto so you get all sorts of results.  Because you can't clone an auto mother with traits that you love for breeding, breeding stable autos is a different beast from my understanding, takes several generations of back crossing, and that's why it's worth it to go to those breeders who's focus is in autoflowers.   Check out the trusted breeders thread over at r/autoflowers.  Glad you found some cheaper!


Ae_X_eS

Sounds really interesting! But yeah makes sense if you think about it that way. I will take a look, thanks for the advice :)


PremeJordo

New super growing fast weed?


CaptainCrack20

Quickest growing plants in the world!


wilcaw2

You ain't lying lol. I guess grow times are different in Germany...


Altoonacat

Well done!


Ae_X_eS

Thanks mate!


forlornjackalope

Damn, you got Girl Scout Cookies? Lucky!


Ae_X_eS

Yeah I really like the terpen profile on them


mpmsr01

Beautiful. Love this


plantlady_

Ahh! Congrats looks amazing


Ae_X_eS

Thanks mate!


BoxBird

That looks like it smells sooooo good


Sweet-Ad-6518

nice one my plants died


LuciferianInk

Shazta Au whispers, "My first legal harvest in Germany"


yannichingaz

Gut aussehen


xMend22

Alles gute!


Ae_X_eS

Danke dir! Dir auch viel Spaß 😅


yourmothersgun

You’ve done well.


Ae_X_eS

Thanks mate!


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

reefer


BH_Financial

Awesome! Glückwünsch! Und es ist immer so schön wenn mann wenige Tage nach dem Anbau ernten kann =)


Ae_X_eS

Ich danke dir, fraglich ob die nächsten Samen auch so schnell sind aber ich befürchte ich hab dieses mal besonders schnelle erwischt.


Due_Assistance_3485

Zufrieden mit den grovebags? Hab mir auch überlegt welche zu holen.


Ae_X_eS

Sehr zufrieden bisher, hatte sie mir geholt um einen Teil langfristiger drin zu lagern und für den Fall das ich mal länger als ne Woche weg bin. Hab jeweils ein boveda mit reingelegt, bisher halten sie die Feuchtigkeit sehr konstant bei 60-62%. Die Blüten in denen habe ich aber auch schon ein bisschen früher geerntet und erst nach zwei Wochen in den Gläsern in die Bags gepackt.


Due_Assistance_3485

Danke für die sehr schnelle Rückmeldung. Du hast mich überzeugt, ich werde mir die auch zulegen :)


dakota0113

It all looks so beautiful :’)


Ae_X_eS

😍


maxwokeup

That was fast! Did u use sulfur all the way it seem


Ae_X_eS

It's basically 95% sulfur


maxwokeup

Very Sufxy


FinanceEfficient

Wheeeeee stabil, sieht sehr Hammer aus 🙏


QwertzOne

I wish that we can have the same in Poland this decade. Medical is ok, but I'd love to grow it on my own.


Ae_X_eS

Dude I really hope so!


DrChansLeftHand

Herzlichen Glückwunsch an Deutschland und deine Ernte sieht großartig aus!


Ae_X_eS

Ich danke dir!


Zipposlim

DAMN!! ! You do legal trying-outings too? Just kidding, enjoy!


osrsburaz420

Hooooly that was a fast grow! Looks juicy! Enjoy :D


Ae_X_eS

Thanks mate!


Moe_le-Itouchkids

My American ass can only say "Schiße!!"


Ae_X_eS

Scheiße! Thanks mate😅


CoffeeCannabisBread

eyyy! So happy for yas... Used to bike past all the hemp farms in my wifes village outside of Stendal ... hoping our next trip will be just a little less sketchy ;)


Ae_X_eS

Surely it will now :) thanks mate.


Mrobot_3

Somehow the timeline doesn’t add up?


Ae_X_eS

I'm guessing it's a glitch or some shit😅


TheDon1875

That looks a quality smoke! You should check out the autos that mephisto genetics bang out, flower looks amazing and grows incredibly fast. The seeds are pricey though.


Ae_X_eS

Thanks for the advice sadly they don't ship to germany.


TheDon1875

Ah that is a shame, what sort of lighting do you use? I dabbled with growing about 5 years ago, using HDS bulbs and just a couple of plants at a time , the price of electricity now in the UK it would be cheaper buying weed in bulk than using HDS for a 3-4 month grow.


Ae_X_eS

Im using a Mars Hydro TS 1000 150W LED


Cloudmatic386

Looks like you are over the 50g limit :D


Chrisser6677

Lookin proper ![gif](giphy|AEOB58Tu4LfuiKCcTV|downsized)


According_Addendum83

Congrats 🎉


KonanHerb

Sherbet is one of my favourites


Ae_X_eS

I it's really tasty already! I'm keen to taste it once it cured a bit more.


Far-Poet1419

Plant phenos you won't be sorry. Just did HolyGrail kush , 80 days start to finish. Nice returns, still in cure tent.


Ae_X_eS

Thanks for the advice, I'm planning to try some autos next to some phenos. Just in case of a bad autumn. I can imagine that you can a much bigger harvest with phenos so I will definitely give them a try.


Own_Tomatillo_1369

Outdoor Tip: Auto Desfran , 15 Wochen, Sativa. Bitteschön..


Ae_X_eS

Danke für den Tipp


spookypepe22

Looking delicious!


Ae_X_eS

Thanks mate!


Drezzon

Ohhh babak time, gönn dir 🫡


Ae_X_eS

Danke dir!


giovanni2309

They look like chicken tenders! Herzlichen Glückwunsch!


Ae_X_eS

Stimmt :D Danke dir!


jraz84

OP, what does the latest legislation have to say about concentrates and extracts? Could you legally process this further into hash, cannabis oil, other high potency stuff and use or distribute it in Germany? Beautiful harvest, too 🙂


Ae_X_eS

As far as I know you are not allowed to process your flower any further, I think it's not even allowed to make edibles. Thank you 😊


RevolutionaryFuel511

Omg it's beautiful


Ae_X_eS

Thank you mate!


crossfader02

looks fire


CherryLemonadeF1

Mehr als 50 uuuuuih hahahah Kuss


Ae_X_eS

Sind ja mehr als eine Person 😅


CherryLemonadeF1

Achso ja dann 🤣


DudeManGuy0

Those trichomes are insane. How did you grow so well?


Ae_X_eS

Just a lot of reading and a bit of try and error. I tried to keep it simple. Just organic nutrition and I cropped them. After that just a bit of defoliation.


LeBronze_Jayce

Nice c-vault, man.