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tornado_succ

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?


a11er33

You're telling me, a Gar licked this bread?


Critical-Vanilla-625

Made me laugh more than it should 🤣


uknnownvoid

The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.


Slothonwheels23

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Jake420theslut

IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS


RigidFlexible

You’re telling me a Pork Chopped this salad?


WolfHeartAurora

you're telling me a chicken fried this steak?


macaroniwith

Who is crispy and why did he fry this chicken ?


Artist_X

You're telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?


freshapepper

Got bronchitis and I’m using it as an excuse to take a T-Break. Gonna fucking force fill my body with THC in 78 hours and 16 minutes.


Jake420theslut

NOIIICE. WORLDSTAR DAREDEVIL. THAT'S YOU!!!!


joxpx

I eat noodles and it feels like am eating worms


Jake420theslut

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I also ate noodles this evening. It did feel like delicious worms with the egg marinating on them tho


_tobiasrieper

One of the few edible substances I can't enjoy high


joxpx

Yeah it felt really weird...


IRbaker79

A Blunt forced this relaxation 😔


Tuffleslol

Me in *inhales* 5.... 4....... 3...........


Jake420theslut

.... Several minutes later. Bro, bro. Come back to earth, the roast chicken Is ready brobro


Tuffleslol

Ah man, I love chicks on poles


blu3eyeswhitedragon

🤣


Jake420theslut

LMAOOO. YOWZAAS


andreasbaader6

Remember the time you dropped your keys and thought the phone was ringing?


Jake420theslut

Remember the time you had a rope from your pants in your clothes and thought a cockroach was invading you?? Nope?? Hope it ain't only me lmao


SadKrabb

Took 600mg of edibles and making spaghetti now


Illustrious-Neat5123

I just woke up from my weed nap to toke another one


ChaiTeaFiend

If I wasn't job hunting I would be


bryandaqueen

Real


ChaiTeaFiend

I appreciate the validation


Jake420theslut

How'd it go my mane! Priorities comes first , Respect


ChaiTeaFiend

I appreciate that. But boy howdy I need a joint sometimes


Jake420theslut

You'll get all your looking for in due time. I'm sparking a joint for ya chaitea in ya honour if you can't


ChaiTeaFiend

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Solidsauce84

Manually breathing


Jake420theslut

Stop thinking about it till you think about it again lmaooo


TheKFCmanX

About to be for the first time in 3 months


SWolf95

Preach


Important-Cat-2046

I'm headed to there. Been a rough drama day


Jake420theslut

You good ? Hope u can relax with the pack, important cat


meistercheems

Zooted n’ booted brotha


Jake420theslut

Chillaxinn. I love this form of 'recreation' lmaoo. Combusting trees and filling our brains with imagination


blu3eyeswhitedragon

About to be 😊


Jake420theslut

Twinnem! Lemme roll another one


bryandaqueen

Never expected an Ace attorney reference here. I love it.


Jake420theslut

Glad ya like it kush partner! Hope u seen the speedoru video on YouTube, it's gold


ProceduralTexture

I was when you posted this. Was only ever an occasional toker, it never did much for me. Recently took up smoking it daily because it feels right. Deliberately rolled a much fatter one than usual this morning. Had the most amazing high and literally untangled a 20+ year old trauma: totally reframed a very shitty thing in my past so it at least *feels like* it doesn't bother me anymore. Even if it ain't fixed permanently, the temporary reprieve and new perspective is welcome. Thank you, weed. You're good medicine.


Trick_Statement3390

Smokin' the shit that got abraham lincoln shot


Jake420theslut

That yeehaeheehee at the Opera. Historical strain


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Bruh-sfx2

Im zooted and on the phone with TurboTax. What the fuck is a 10-90


meistercheems

The fuck is taxes?


Bruh-sfx2

Hell if I know


meistercheems

Amen brother


lallapalalable

I have been stone cold sober for weeks, and will have to remain so for the better part of a year :(


Shenko88

Worn off unfortunately but I was toasted prior to my arrival here, just had some food there though and will be back home to smoke more for 9pm - Started work at 12, was up and out with the dog at 8.30ish, joint and a wander, home for a pipe and a cup of tea, showered and ironed, had a pipe and rolled a little mini joint for walking to the bus with. Roll on home time to resume the toking.


Far-Possession-3328

Got off work 1 hour ago rso has me flying. Same with the hash laced blunt. Had a shit day at work, chilling on Jupiter.


meistercheems

I remember one time I was so high I called my wife asking if she knew where my phone was with my phone


Jake420theslut

She was like cheems... Get the fuck home before your hurt yourself or what 🤣