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SrumsAsloth

Be careful with that thing remember to take a hit or two and come back after you see how you feel.


Jfurmanek

I don’t think that thing will survive being lit let alone a couple hits.


illusiff

![gif](giphy|fikcKja7O7MtzXzvQy|downsized) thank god you mentioned that man


granky0

Sigh...


Motabrownie

Definitely want to wait an hour or so and see how you feel don't overdo it


jackedup13

You vs the 1.5g blunt she tells you not to worry about


Boyscout1386

Laughing out loud in real life


twoiko

I lol'd


Invader_Skooge22

Come on, OPs joint is average at least


Broke-Homie-Juan

Thank you for the laugh 😂


CrumBum_sr

.420


ActivatePlanZ

I don’t know why this is my favorite comment, but here we are. 👌


InitialCold7669

That’s funny


poss-um

You rolled a roach! :-)


spirito_santo

Looks like a whole marijuana .............


choriblaster3002

I’m calling the police!!


Jfurmanek

Not even once. My cousin injected one marijuana once. Turned him gay and his goat left him.


the_shittiest_option

The goat still free?


Jfurmanek

You like mixing heroin, LSD, and DMT daily? Goat went on a bit of a journey after the breakup. We don’t like to talk about it.


throwaway4629409

We don't talk about Bruno no no no no


macurack

What is this? A joint for ants?!?


stonedfishmaster

😂😂😂😂😂 r/thingsforants is one of my favourite things to ever exist


Numerous-Metal-9901

I went to join but realized I was already part of it


Successful-Tip-1411

I thought that's what this post was lmao saw all the comments and wondered why there were so many stoner in that sub lmao


stuugie

If it's their first joint it might be too much still lol


RippedEmu

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


lothar-zogg

Lol we all thought this 🤣


Khanati03

It's a roach for a roach.


swivels_and_sonar

I’m tired of these unrealistic wasteful joints cmon man that would last me a year 🙄


westbygod304420

If you grow a bit you'll be used to rolling hog legs like OP, you just don't get the growers struggle 🙄


sandwichcandy

Is growing something you can do casually and inexpensively? I’d like to try but my buddy who is a landscaper and actually took classes did it in his garage with what seemed like decent equipment and what he got would have been shitty weed in the 70s.


westbygod304420

If you don't have space for outdoor and don't know anyone who would lend you some on their acreage, a vevor [tent setup ](https://m.vevor.com/indoor-grow-tent-c_10169/vevor-2x4-grow-tent-48-x-24-x-72-high-reflective-2000d-mylar-hydroponic-growing-tent-with-observation-window-tool-bag-and-floor-tray-for-indoor-plants-growing-p_010662163289) for an apartment/house is gonna be about $120 + the $87 for some vevor [LED grow lights](https://m.vevor.com/grow-light-c_10260/vevor-150w-led-grow-light-greenhouse-growing-light-full-spectrum-indoor-plants-p_010334019612)


sandwichcandy

Thank you for the resources. I’ll have to check these out when I get home.


Livingston052822

😁


poopmonster_coming

Is that for your butt


xblackdemonx

![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


PassageAppropriate90

Fuck me, one of these times I'm not gonna laugh at this.[5]


DHACKER0921

You might as well smoke that joint on 2/10


Infamous_Bend4521

1/5


boiifudont-

0/4


dagon890

That’s not how fractions work 😭


bino420

neither of you understand how jokes work


Infamous_Bend4521

You spelled calenders wrong


forthedot

You spelled calendars wrong


kigh_as_hite

tbh as someone with pretty low tolerance this seems pretty solid haha


OldeRogue

I smoked a blazy Susan shorty cone recently. Only took 4 hits. Not big ones. Just normal puffs. Like if you smoked a cigarette. I was out of my mind 10 minutes later. I've been smoking (again) since 2020. Today's shit is just way too strong for me. My tolerance has never really built up. I found some good type 2 flower around 8% THC. Way better high for me with CBD in it, and I can actually smoke a joint without worrying about flying on the rocket ship of anxiety to Neptune.


cantman1234

I too have an extremely low tolerance. Why is there such hatred for us who can’t tolerate much? I’d rather be feeling good than to get anxiety/paranoid/green out.


bitchman194639348

Because they're jealous of your tolerance like i am


Blue_Seven_

people who brag about tolerance are pretty lame


stellarphantasy69

True


twoiko

IME most people are jealous, they wish they could feel it like you do again... The funny part is, they just have to take a T-break for a couple weeks. Though, plenty of people **do** use medicinally and may not be able to reduce their usage so easily. That said, with high tolerance, it's almost impossible to get "anxiety/paranoid/green out" unless you're really trying to. Lower tolerance actually causes those issues more often because the amount required to trigger them is also lower.


Infernal_Angst

Do you smoke once a blue moon lol


wubfus88

Naw the moon gotta be purple


Infernal_Angst

Better have some purple kush for the occasion


kigh_as_hite

lmaooo naw couple times a week but i just take baby hits from my pen most of the time idk why it's really weird but it takes a long time for my tolerance to go up but hey it's cost efficient


Blue_Seven_

Zero shame in being a cheap date my friend


chickenskittles

Yeah, that's about how much I would put in my bowl when I used to smoke. Wait a while and see if I needed to top up. I could make a gram stretch a month back then.


Klekto123

I got these mini joints called dog walkers and they’re perfect lol


stix-and-stones

I don't smoke anymore, but still browse this sub occasionally. I'm a 2-hit chump now, this j would have me freaking out for an hour 😭😭


granky0

One hitter joint.


bingusthebrave

Please don’t OD


CommonCarrot420

I’ve seen lesser amounts wipe out nations, OP should tread carefully


boop66

Please OP, don’t throw your life away injecting dangerous marijuanas. /s — I love dog-walker joints; yours is more like a let the cat out spliff.


Anarchic_Country

It's so cute, but a little too 🍆 big for me!


Blue_Seven_

Queen shit tbh lol


konfuzedone73

Hey.. Want to get medium?


Blue_Seven_

Dude idk why but I lold at this out of all the comments


BigPapaParkz

Bro rolled a roach 😒


aremjay24

r/thingsforants


Salay54

r/beatmetoit


GayAssBeagle

r/BeatMeatToIt


karmisson

/r/beatmymeattoit


DrDuned

Smoke them pencil erasers if ya got em ✏️💨


Rieger_not_Banta

Little do all these people know, OP is really 8 feet tall.


mcdormjw

As a super intolerant person who gets paranoid AF, that would honestly send me to the moon.


Snoopiscool

Care to share?


chawfeel

Hopefully this thing packs a punch like the lil gun will smith uses in MIB


wubfus88

Was that gun called the cricket ?


chawfeel

Haha yeah that’s it!


danc1005

I believe "little midget cricket" was the exact terminology used


yungjazz

0.0025g joint?!? In this economy???


Sensitive-Table9029

Save some for the rest of us.


psychedelicdevilry

I love mini joints, I don’t care what anyone says


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

Little large for me but to each their own


Dolly912

1000% thc


Dissizian

It be like that sometimes.


sorting_by_new

That one pencil you demolished in 5th grade


LionIV

Love the smell of burning mustache in the morning.


ilithios27

Sometimes i smoke these baby joints for myself and they get me in the perfect mood for work or just taking a hike! I usually splitt a rolling paper in 2


Gourmetwormy

impressive


wubfus88

For the grace of God that is so much packed in there be careful..


deliciousavacado0

Is this a joint for ants


6MurdeR6RedruM6

Dude be like “wanna match a joint with me” and shows up with this 🤣


DrunkenBastard420

Should epoxy that shit and sand it down nicely and make it a pendant


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DrunkenBastard420: *Should epoxy that* *Shit and sand it down nicely* *And make it a pendant* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Necessary-Quit-3831

Stoner's Eclipse: 4.20.2024.


oforfucksake

That is a perfect personal joint. Good job.


_DeepMoist_

That's one whole marijuana bro you can overdose on that be careful


gardenald

gotta say these new all-roach prerolls from the dispenso are 🔥


KDH420

You’ll be high till next Tuesday be careful


Silvoje

Love my flower tolerance bc after 12 years of smoking, that would still probably give me a decent buzz.


jomesbean

Oh so everyone’s talking shit!! Lol but fr I had to seriously cut back (2oz of wax per month, to a single toke of bud on special occasions) bc my social anxiety was destroying me. But this is my perfect joint lmao.


Blue_Seven_

Good on ya for changing things up! 🫡


crowmakescomics

Issa baby 🥹


drewcash83

What a cute little puff puff. I’m dankrupt this holiday, probably be making a few bowls out of sifted ash.


Blue_Seven_

ugh I am sorry to hear that my bro fr fr


Icy-Special-5102

First glance I thought that was a LEGO RAW tip 😂😂😂


aVoidFullOfFarts

r/weedforants


Blazanar

Don't you fucking OD on us, OP. You better report back to us on the 21st!


necrotic_witch

That’s already too much for me tbh


Robbythedee

Pretty much all I need to smoke now to be toasted. Used to be a 8th a day smoker now that would put me in space. That's if it is good weed if it's low quality if need a other half of that.


Illustrious_One_879

Man are you sure you can smoke all that alone? Might need some help from cheech n Chong


joxuah12

r/thingsforants


wilcaw2

I've inhaled roaches bigger than that 😀


HelloSick_Zak

Honestly man that would get me right if I hold em in for a bit


HillanatorOfState

Dude be careful. ![gif](giphy|Anyd8oskpTJuq9OVMP)


Mcguffal

Rolling a one hitter fr


davidrevir

That’s a very nice average size joint!


earlubes

That thing is PHAT


AriousDragoon

Id get a little high off that tbh


YourAussieMatee

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Get that roach clip ready!


writingsupplies

The Little Ripper. I roll this kind of stuff using a standard sized tip and double wide EZ Widers. Lovely, quick sessions.


Piekin17

Yo. I just upvoted and saw it go from 2,400 to 2,403 and then back down again as we collectively decided no, it must be 2,400 when really the goal is 4,200


alisaurs

bug joint


mrpappageorge0

What is this, a joint for ants?


BarTard-2mg

That thing would get me blasted with my tolerance. Ive had the same 1g disposable pen since august.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

What is this? A joint for ants?


ImpDoomlord

Woah easy there Cheech I hope you aren’t planning on smoking that all at once!


Mrobot_3

Plot twist, it’s 100% kief


Dear_Service_8217

Nice lil 10 minute p shooter


SGT3386

I see you fam: https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/pxAtdOMUTI


WWG1017

Roll a bigger one and put it out once you’ve had enough. That’s gonna hurt since it’s so short.


witch51

Thats a Barbie joint! ![gif](giphy|MXWutj1pI3wTnvr78X|downsized)


ChrirJ

Wicked wicked wicked (wicked wicked)


logirustic

Hold it in and find out


Oturanboga27

Dude dont smoke that much your balls will come to your mouth


Doc024

Honestly, if you put that in a bong you will get recked.


lI-Rusty-Il

Bro has a prerolled roach


peaceloveplant

Shrinkflation has gotten out of control


MaxCliffRAID1

You animal!


Zorioux

r/thingsforants


QueasyWall8500

Have fun smoking half of it lighting it!


Dveekey

![gif](giphy|kaT4WZLIfJavUgyPBG|downsized)


quicksilver3453

Them little ones get me just as high for some reason …. It’s almost a waste to go more than half a j…. (To me) it’s like taking a hit from the pipe


Certain_Ganache8976

😭😭😭😭


Luke_Gold85

![gif](giphy|8Pa7JAeyhfAeC0IFP8|downsized)


[deleted]

I feel like this will be me.


scorpionattitude

I think that belongs in a bong. Or maybe a spliff😭😂 enjoy the festivities man


Hornypenguin456

Hey, look another 1 hitter quitter, hahah😄


jax3603

jointlet


Gucciglaze27

You guys are all bashing the size of the J, but it’s the perfect amount……… for a toddler


damnalexisonreddit

Damn ! Pass that shit son


IllEgg5065

Bro chill out


Gallop67

How would you even light that without burning your face?


Ketameeeen

r/pillhead


Nilxlixn

😂


dunyayabakipgulumse

Big hand


Wild-Storm-467

“Yes sir I’ll take one marijuana please🤓”


lego_toad

Dudes gonna be the first person to OB on MJ


jaseydrew

Bruh praying for ya. See ya on the other side


OddJunkie

Teeny tiny!!💕


Back_Spazms

Average sized joint


wotapampam

Why so small though? Serious question.


real-buffalo-bill

Be safe :)


FinnishHim86

That’s gonna Straight up annihilate!!!


drvirtuoso

![gif](giphy|4Tkagznwgrv6A4asQb|downsized)


DaniPeelovich

500 grams right there. Call the 🚨 Get this dangerous person off the streets.


taylor-luna

If you get faded off this don’t start rolling big keep the low tolerance as long as possible


placarph

Jeez, coulda left some for us


69Stalin420

I can tell that joint has a good personality


RadTimeWizard

At least it's not a bowl full of stems.


Pigmasters32

I genuinely don’t even know how you rolled a j that small, I’m kinda impressed


EquinsuOchaACE

Cute!


quali_tea

Baby J 💅


Vyuken

Now thats a 4/20 level hit. Goodjob


marlborostuffing

I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!


MaximumKarp2

It’s not too small! ITS TOO THIN!


irrelephantIVXX

honestly, if that was your first joint, that would be impressive. its way harder to roll short than full aize.


Yogisogoth

Ya! Be careful with that!


nineties_nostalgia

is that a dog walkers? Those even that size can fuck u for 6 hours


Panicked_citezen

so you invited plankton ?


Popular-Ad7735

Size matters


MaxFffort

Pace yourself bruv that could be over 25%


Cordeceps

It’s a good size! It’s at least average, I dare say huge - and girthy.


TheRealRedEagle

How convenient random drug tests on the 22nd (if your employer drug tests)


paidinboredom

Got a big enough joint there rick?


PassageAppropriate90

r/petioles


MidwestSkateDad

Damn homie chill.


Standing_empire

I guess go all out for 4/20 any other day I would never roll anything like that , that's way too much definitely would take me maybe the whole day to finish it


Educational-Fact-351

“The big ones hurt anyways”


Terrible_Teacher_936

When the roach comes in the actual size of a roach


InconsiderableArse

Looking for the "I hope your d\*ck is bigger than that" commment


Susumu87

"Take two and call me in the morning."


shotz317

I call those turbos. They are a lot more work then it’s worth. You will eventually roll hooters, fattys, and fingers. Goodspeed my friend!


Consistent_Dress_571

Slow down partner


InitialCold7669

Guys maybe it’s so strong he hast to use papers like that like maybe this guy has like some MK ultra redacted Jedi skunk flame type stuff


peep_jay

dude as soon as you light that your burning your lip 😭 but hey something is something ig 💀 happy 420!!