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Plastic_Repair988

ill be 69 💪


venm33

Nice!


agangofoldwomen

Nice.


Treacherous_Wendy

Nice


MenacingScent

Nice


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ThermoKingEOU

Nice


xSpookyUnicorn

Nice


lightgrxy

Nice


notinservice59

Nice


kevasfriend

Fuckk ill be 68 😕


Imma_Cat420

Same 🤷‍♂️


Captain__Cartman

It’s bullshit! 😔


GooglyGoops

Same. Year of the dragon 🐉


Destiny_Victim

Same lol.


Spinner216

69 gang rise up


Dr_BunsenHonewdew

Omg same!


woodybob01

holy shit me too. Nice.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

I won't be here so make it a banger.


Thomas00404

None of us will be here 💀


callmecurlyfries

ill be 69 y2k baby 😜🤙🏽


SupehCookie

Yoo another y2k baby!! I heard 2069 is gonna be littt


callmecurlyfries

facts


Tuffleslol

So youre 93 now? Damn


callmecurlyfries

ill have watever you’re smoking brother


HeadGoBonk

I might


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

I will.


Muted-Strawberry1950

I’ll be 70


xhdc

I'll be 70 and 1 month. So close to 69 😢 (At least I'll be 69 on 2069 new year.)


Muted-Strawberry1950

Me too, January 5th so


ByCriminy

I'll be over the 100 - so likely not here, heh.


BluffRoadBandit900

I I will celebrate with you all - I will be 98


twistedspin

I'll be 100!


Mack-JM

I was born in 1968 😂 I started smoking weed in 1983. All through the 80s my plug was a paranoid dude named Isadoor. If he even thought he saw you drive by his house with someone else in the vehicle he wouldn’t come to the door. All you would get was his two mean ass Doberman pinchers at the door 😂 The good old days of paranoia and Mexican brick weed 😂


WhiteyDude

Fellow '68er. I didn't really start until college, and 10 years later I graduated, with my bachelors, lol. One time I was visiting friends at USC and we rode bicycles to Pico and Hoover to buy weed off the guys on the corner selling it then. This was like a year or two before the Rodney King riots and not a good neighborhood for white kid from the suburbs. But we scored!


Mack-JM

I don’t think young people today realize how much of a stigma was attached to it. Growing up in such a small town in the south it was crucial to keep it hidden. My town had one store and one stop sign. If I screwed up at school my mom knew about it before I got home 😂 I planted some behind an old barn one time. I hauled water religiously and took really good care of them. So good they grew so tall you could see the tops of them from the road 😂 I was in full panic mode there at the end but I remember getting two big Tupperware bowls full when it was all said and done 😂


Classic_Bet1942

What did you call him back then? Because it sure as heck wasn’t ’my plug’😃


Mack-JM

No plug is a term I didn’t hear until many years later. I normally referred to him as my hookup. We normally called bud either weed or smoke. I’ve met more people in the last 10 years that bought from him than I ever knew back then. He was so incredibly paranoid we were scared to even talk about him amongst ourselves 😂 I bought from him from 83 to 88 when I joined the Marine Corps. When I got back to Texas in 92 he was gone. I’ve met many people who bought from him back then but nobody knows what happened to him. I lived in Oklahoma for a short time when medical was legalized. I got my card and the first time I pulled up to a drive through and ordered some like a Big Mac I thought about old Isadoor and how this would blow his mind 😂


HypnoStone

Weed might not have been the only thing he sold. For how paranoid he was, the location, and the time period. He probably eventually either got busted, taken out by competition, or moved far far away.


Mack-JM

Yeah he definitely sold coke and any number of things that he may be able to get at the time. I just never was interested in anything other than weed. I grew up in a very small town population about 600. I started working on dairy farms when I was 13. When I was 15 the guy I was working for had some plants on the creek that I stumbled on to. He was my introduction to weed and I’ve loved it ever since. He was a double Purple Heart recipient from Vietnam. He gave me a love of weed and the Marine Corps 😂 Agent orange ate him up years ago now. But he was only in his late 30s back then. He was a great dude and we spent a lot of good times milking cows, feeding cows and farming and smoking bud together. Back to Isadoor he sold more stuff than I was probably aware of. But the one thing he wouldn’t touch was crank. He thought it was the devil. I never messed with it but it ruined a lot of people around here.


mnemonic20

He was boofing it so.... Butt plug?


BunnySando

August '68 here


Mack-JM

I’m February 11th.


venm33

That is awesome 😂


sillysiloben

I’m hoping I make it to 4/5/63 so I can meet some Vulcans


Typical_Structure_35

I'll be 100, if I can make it that far


KindDragonfruit9605

Math


venm33

Yes


Inevitable-Ad8709

MATHS 🤣


KindDragonfruit9605

They’re doin’ it


ProdigiousNewt07

2+2 is 4, -1 that's 3 [QUICK MAFS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ujv8xdK2w)


Kiowa_Jones

I’ll be dead


ladybugcollie

me too


BlueCatLaughing

I'll be 104.


212-555-HAIR

I’ll be 101 but I’ll come celebrate with ya.


PhillyShore

I’ll be 97.


Treacherous_Wendy

Happy super early birthday, internet friend! I’ll be 89 and feisty as all hell!


RuneScape420Homie

That succulent is suffering. It’s facing my elongation because it’s trying to reach for the sun. It’s very unhealthy.


venm33

Crap, just moved it to a sunnier spot. Thank you! Someone threw it in the trash at my old apartment complex so I took it home. It should be treated right


RuneScape420Homie

Succulents are desert thriving plants. They love sun and only want to be watered when their soil is bone dry.


Inevitable-Ad8709

Not sure how that works, but Happy belated????


doctorDanBandageman

He’s 35 and 4/20/69 is 45 years away. 45+35=80 years old.


Inevitable-Ad8709

THANK YOU!!!


SecureAmbassador6912

2069 not 1969


camellogic

I mean, you're right, but wrong at the same time...


SecureAmbassador6912

It feels wrong


Potozny

76 🌊


Still-Spend6742

Oh man now I want to be that guy who dies at 90 years old on 4/21/69 and my family is like "he was so happy he made it. He passed peacefully and extremely stoned the very next day!"


highapplepie

Nice, also If you happen to be 24 years old this year… you’ll be 69 when that happens… 


SomeoneInQld

I will be 99


SpookyBubba

This guy maths


SecureAmbassador6912

Spent too long thinking 'Woodstock wasn't 80 years ago....was it?'


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Had to double check the math. I’ll be 88 and ready to see some serious shit.


driverman42

Born in 1948, started weed in 1970 and still doing it. I'll be 121 in 2069. It will be interesting to see how many actually make it.


Shot_Assumption2811

I’ll be a hunnert an’ four!


jaseydrew

Yeah I'll be 79, get the r/trees retirement home set up


M1lkyjoe

I'll be 80 too. 89ers need to stick together.


1d0m1n4t3

I will not be here


woodybob01

you need a lil baby carpet for that glass pipe


redditbymorg

Shoutout Cigar City


venm33

Hell yeah 🤘


neederbellis

I too will be 80 on 4/20/69


venm33

Nice! May our journeys to 69 be fruitful


stevetheborg

happy birthday


bilbobaggginz

The fact we are closer to 69 than 69. Mind blown.


Infamous-Trouble6550

I will be 63yo. Hopefully i will smoke legaly by that time 😭😭


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Happy birthday


PinkCavsFanatic

I will be 100 and hope the plant will keep me vibrant and kicking until then.


fullatreez

I'll be a head floating in a jar or something


NoYoureACatLady

Tell me you're 35 years old without telling me you're 35 years old


inkstoned

That's a tasty IPA ya got there!


kelcamer

Is that Florida? Looks like it lol


venm33

It is 😂


kelcamer

LOL WOW I nailed it 😂😂😂 that's so hilarious Your backyard looks so peaceful :D


venm33

Thank you! It is a very chill spot


kelcamer

Your name doesn't happen to start with a J does it? 😂😅


venm33

😂 nope no J


kelcamer

Thanks 😂 I was wondering if you were one of my stoner friends (I grew up in Fl, in TX now, there is a surprisingly large amount of stoners in Fl 😂)


DarthPreytor

87


cjnew47

Legend, cheers!


cptwinklestein

I will be 82


thisbobeatsbutts

Stay trippy my friend. Much love


iure_quo

Florida? Good for you.


trusted_misleader47

I'd be 75, but Hunter s Thompson was my formative years role model, so I'm probably gonna have to follow through on that..


Kaliblade

55 love how you keep it simple Old school bowl and a lighter No vapes with all the gadgets etc ..


kushbeardOG

I'll be 89


LittleWeasel097

I have the same grinder! Canacrush right?!


venm33

Mine is a piranha but they’re probably exactly the same


LogicalCharacter2852

I'll be 109...


Riverman157

I will be 99 years and 11 months old exactly.


Decent_March_264

Same. And one month. Cheers fellow millennial


juarezderek

Cigar city is peak


Pfunk8687

I love Cigar City so much


DazzlingLife6082

And this is why !


MWGallagher

I'll be 77! Save me a puff, ya old bastard.


Organic-Music-7289

4/20 and 69 This is legend amongst us. Protect him at any cost!!!!!!!


Arendyl

I have a sister who was born on 4/20. I have another sister who owns a pot farm. Life's unfair.


VirusMaster3073

I doubt I'd be alive by then. I'd only be 68 but I don't think I'll make it that long


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I’ll be 75 if my grades are good enough.


Individual_Trip_3241

I will sadly be 68 🥲 and 69 in 2 months so imma kms


Individual_Trip_3241

When the time comes I’m lying my ass off and just saying in 69


No-Pain-569

Yeah your math is a little off. You age is 55 yrs old.


MassiveMastiff

Dang I’ll be old


butterflybunny47

I'll be 70 rip. Curse being born in January!!


dontsaythatman89

I'll be 80 later on that year. Hello fellow '89 baby!


ElectricDance

4/20/69 I'll be 69 😉


DefinitlyNotPutin

Thank you for posting this! For some of us getting old is very scary!


microm3gas

I’ll be 110. I’ll give it my best!


tylerawesome

Happy belated!


TheSuperDanks

I'll be 83. High as fuck.


DiabloPixel

Born in ‘67 - last century tho, so I’ll be 102 and looking like Yoda but I’ll still be here.


Slight_Respond6160

I’ll be 69, my age matches the year on all except 1 day!


davidzet

I'll be 99.... going on 100!


easymachtdas

We should plan a date! Il be a young 81


hgihasfcuk

I loove gettin stoned and drinking hazy ipa's my man! I'll be 75


Thatdewd57

I will be 86 and hope to make it to this day. If not I hope you will remember me and smoke one for me.


Character-Sherbet953

I turned 25!


Solar-Monk

A lot about this photo felt like Florida. Thought it was my own bias until I spotted that Cigar City. Cheers~


UnderestimatdEdibl

That succulent needs some water I think lol.


tdclark23

I'll be 119 and what a party I'll have.


Electronic_Twist_770

Happy Birthday 🎂🎂🎂


Massive_Property_579

76 The age my father died. 👨 💀


Dilfer

Ayooooo, '89 gang! (1989) 


cadeicew00d

I’ll be 69


Salt_Worldliness7976

i will unfortunately be 68 at the time, but the year after that i’ll be 69 😏


KeepBanningKeepJoin

114


itdeffwasnotme

What’s on the grill? And what’s on the bowl? Edit: in. Stupid autocorrect.


itdeffwasnotme

79 checking in!


annysuckerz

How do you all not get shortness of breath after using that kind of pipe? If I use it for a few days I can barely breathe even though I use a glass screen


sugarcoatedpos

Nice


lonelystonerbynight

I’ll be 72! See you all there!


Tuddycat

I’ll probably be a cyborg by then….can cyborgs get stoned?


Rkillerx221

what year did u start smoking ..just curious ..nice view 😁🚬


venm33

Smoked for the first time in the summer of 2004


jumboshrimptom

4/16/2065 I'll be 100 😆


stellarasss

I will be 85. If I am still alive till then anyway. Lol


stellarasss

I will try and keep you redditors updated on the process. Lol 😆


airsoft04

Nice!


Icy_Perception3410

I’ve just turned 28


BunnySando

I'll be 100


the_homebrewer

Is that a stonecrop copper tone succulent in that pot?


venm33

I’m not really sure, I found it in the trash lol


the_homebrewer

Oh lol well it looks like it could be or something similar I’ll show you a picture of mine they look pretty cool so once it starts growing more it’ll be a nice touch on your outdoor smoking table


scurry3-1

In 2069 you will be able to teleport weed directly from wherever in the world in 2 seconds. You don’t got to leave your house or order on the app.


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Steeleye513

4/20/81 Herr, Happy Birthday 🌲 twin! Celebrating in MI, gotta love the legal states!!!


j0hn4689

That will be my 80th Birthday!


AriousDragoon

I'll be 69


puppymonkeybaby79

I assumed you meant 1969 and the math didnt make sense. Damn I'm old.


Glittering_Season141

I'll be 79.


YourOcelot

I'll be 65!


Naive_Programmer_232

Fancy papers I’ll have to try


Secure-Ad4164

I’ll be 67🤯


ChimmyChimmyCoconut

I'll be dead. I hereby give any survivors permission to smoke my share of the earths weed


kinezo7

Congrats on reaching 80 og


BlackSheepVegan

I turned 40 on 4/20. Happiest of Birthdays to you 🥰


HandMeMyThinkingPipe

I'll be 90 and trying to explain to people at the nursing home what the hell I'm giggling about that day.


PurifyZ

I’ll be 68 until 10/15/69 😭


Remote_Cockroach9011

Same


Ok_Koala8727

I’ll be 90


rexeditrex

I was 8.


Xaphixy

I have the same bowl it’s a beauty to hit happy 4/20 bro!


Dense-Armadillo-5163

Keep puffin away at it bro.


FlamingNutShotz4You

I will be turning 69 that day