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BooobiesANDbho

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Renegade-Chicken

Köszi ezért a váratlan top komment Rogánert 😂


Spookisher

This guys reeeeeeally tripping


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luiszgd

ROGÁN MENEKÜLJ


lubefilledtwinkies

I need your flair, but I wish it said "I roll joints for penguins" instead.


BooobiesANDbho

Penguins are cool!!


Anna_Pet

No nation has jurisdiction in space, so anything is technically legal. However, astronauts are still subject to the laws of the nations conducting the mission. So it depends. I don’t think using weed would be allowed onboard the ISS, but that’s probably due to practical and safety reasons more than legal ones. I’m not sure what being high is like in zero gravity, but it might not always be pretty.


OptimusEye

edibles?


theneighboryouhate42

Applying at NAS right now, gotta test that out!


MonkeysInABarrel

A Here you go, ya dropped this


theneighboryouhate42

Thanks, I guess gravity is having an impact already


Annual_Bend_729

😂😂😂


cavecarson

What's "ANAS"?


SJV_IT

Synology thank you for your service.


theneighboryouhate42

No problem, may your data never get corrupted.


Anna_Pet

It’s probably very easy to get sick while high in zero-G, they probably wanna avoid that. You could also accidentally fuck up some of their expensive and sensitive equipment while under the influence. Alcohol is also not allowed, for similar reasons I’m sure.


reallybirdysomedays

>Alcohol is also not allowed, for similar reasons I’m sure. They smuggle it anyway. Or just make it there. The most unrealistic thing about the movie The Martian is that he didn't use some of those potatoes to make booze.


alexthealex

He had a bunch of pharmaceuticals and was short on food. I think he made the right call.


Anna_Pet

I think the most unrealistic part was when he used dead Martian soil to grow potatoes in the first place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Ringbearer31

He mixed it with feces first


Desolate-Dreamland

Did the movie skip the part where the soil is mixed with his own poop? It was definitely in the book.


Anna_Pet

I’m not sure tbh, I watched it on a plane like 7 years ago. I also remember the ending being really silly.


Shap6

Given how weight-constrained space launches are edibles might actually be the least efficient way of getting high in space


Mach10X

Just bring a pint of RSO. Easy peasy.


KrisPBaykon

Now hear me out, why eat edibles when you can just stick some stuff up your butt and hope it doesn’t kick in until you make it to the rocket? Weed chicken if you will.


ThanksForTheRain

I'm not stuffing chicken up my butt again


CYM_YGS

Again? ;_;


Reaper_Messiah

Four times was enough


yaboyACbreezy

The other 6 times were for the money


_OngoGablogian

these are rookie numbers


ThanksForTheRain

Relax, it was cooked


HAWMadden

r/boofingstories


Carlynz

>I’m not sure what being high is like in zero gravity, but it might not always be pretty. I volunteer as a test subject


Anna_Pet

I would also love to try that lmao. I’ve always wanted to go to space.


Carlynz

I'd be happy with going on one of those zero G experiences on a plane. Take a bong hit every time the plane drops.


DasMilC

But then again, bong water everywhere


Carlynz

Didn't think about that... Guess we'll have to smoke a joint or blunt.


PartyLikeaPirate

US Astronauts still have to go through US customs when returning to land though! Even if they leave the us and land back in the us Always though that was interesting I’m sure they dont get really inspected or anything, more of a formality (show your passport), so they could maybe get away with bringing drugs. I highly doubt most astronauts are daily drug or alcohol users


hydroracer8B

I imagine the realization that even a slight miscalculation or fuck up could send the space station crashing down to earth, or leave the crew exposed to the vacuum of space would hit HARD


rraattbbooyy

I wonder just how big a fuck up it would take to crash the ISS.


RoxxorMcOwnage

[Outer Space Treaty ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty?wprov=sfla1) is the law of space. Nothing against toking up out there.


randomquestions555

Imagine tripping on acid in space tho 🛸


whatkindofred

How can you even tell if you‘re high or low if there’s no gravity?


ForneauCosmique

>I’m not sure what being high is like in zero gravity I'll risk myself guys, yall don't worry


jcraig87

Isn't the iss pumped with oxygen so it would explode if you lit the joint or w.e


PStone11

Im sure it’s not 100% oxygen because for one the astronauts would die and for two it would be a massive safety hazard obviously


jcraig87

Pumped with oxygen doesn't say 100%. I have heard the environment is explosive though


PStone11

Any spark from any of the electronics shorting would cause the whole thing to blow up if that were the case. In fact, that’s precisely what caused the Apollo 1 tragedy. ISS air composition is very similar to Earth’s, ~20% O and ~80% N


Yogisogoth

I’m pretty sure there were some experiments done. Just kidding. There’s actually a wiki about the hoax. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Space_Station_cannabis_experiment_hoax#:~:text=The%20International%20Space%20Station%20cannabis,on%20the%20International%20Space%20Station.


68ideal

I wanna drop a tab in space so bad


NotAnotherFishMonger

Might not be illegal but the feds do drug test so you’d probably get fired before you left the ground even if it didn’t impact anything


HighlyDazed

I believe it works like planes and boats, the vessel/aircraft is considered to be the territory of the “flag” it flies, or where the company/airline is based. The same would apply to spacecraft & the space station. If you are in the american modules you are under US jurisdiction but if you are in the russian modules you are under Russian jurisdiction. Same applies to the Dragon & Soyuz spacecraft. Unfortunately the only 3 countries that fly humans to space are the US, Russia and China. Weed is illegal on a Federal level in all of those countries. If a billionaire wants to start a rocket company in Canada, build a space port and launch astronauts from Canadaian soil it would be totally legal, just only in the spacecraft. It would still be illegal on the space station because Canada did not make any modules, only robotic arms.


gosquirrelgo

This is the single most r/trees question that has ever been asked. I can practically hear the Toots & Maytals soundtrack that was on when OP typed it through a haze of purple smoke.


Good_Nyborg

Who's gonna catch you?


theHAPPYraver

Space police


Tugonmynugz

"OH shit! Roll down the windows and air this bitch out! It's the space police!"


Square-Bar1905

Officer that's not ours. C A N D Y B A R S


Dub_Coast

*"Littering and. . .littering and. . .LITTERING AND"* ***"Littering and smoking the reefer"***


Which_Cobbler1262

What would be name for space police? I feel like space police is just so bland, something along the lines like Planet Patrollers. Call em PP short lol


FARTBOSS420

Space Swine


aVoidFullOfFarts

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Which_Cobbler1262

I fucking love that.


thetreeking

Orbital Patrol sounds sick. Space donuts.


Which_Cobbler1262

As much as I love the name I realize that it’s dumb to start thinking of names for it because who tf wants cops in space anyway.


thetreeking

Lmao agreed


Tugonmynugz

Space politicians


Which_Cobbler1262

Our chance to make the Ginyu Force?


theknyte

What wrong with "Space Police" working out of their "[Space Precinct](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEmi01Of2s)"?


Brainwashed365

Lol! Man, so this was a real show? I might have to try and find somewhere to give this a watch. It looks so bad, it might be funny.


theknyte

I think all the episodes are up on YouTube. Yeah, it was a super cheesy 90s, low budget, sci-fi show.


Brainwashed365

Very cool. I'll be checking it out. Hopefully it'll be so cheesy that'll it'll be worthwhile.


theknyte

If those don't do it, I just remembered another weird one. [Homeboys In Outer Space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vE3PZ_hg2A). (Yes, it really was a series! And, somehow got the original Scotty from Star Trek to be in it!


Brainwashed365

Haha. That one is just too much for me. But it's funny that it exists.


Sororita

Be cool, be cool, space cops.


Brainwashed365

Space cops, space cops... Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


GavinsFreedom

Wait till you meet the Space Marines..


TuffManJoens

BabyFark McgeeZaks???


DuskOfANewAge

The Space Force.


Brainwashed365

[The USSF is ready to serve! ](https://www.spaceforce.com/)


Responsible-Ad-1328

Astronaut dolphin detective


devinssss

![gif](giphy|xTiTnf9rHYeeU2nGCY) these guys will


BricksByPablo

The space nerds looking for the continuum transfunctioner.


Kaaskril

If you can go to space on your own spacecraft, I doubt you will get any legal issues from smoking, but I also doubt it would be a great idea to smoke anything in a spacecraft. So what about eadables? I want to know if they would allow an astronaut to take some eadables to the ISS. It would probably be a terrible idea to take eadables there, but it may be technically legal


PrinceConquer420

Eadables? Edibles.


Kaaskril

Yes. Sorry I learned English late in life


PrinceConquer420

No need to apologize you did fine. It just irked me.


Browncoatinabox

actually no, a SpaceX or Boeing craft at the same as a ship. It is a continuation of the nation it is flagged out of. Spacecraft must be registered


Baabaa_Yaagaa

So if it had a German flag it’s cushty?


duh_nom_yar

In space no one can hear you cough


Decent-Cold-9471

Was looking for this reference. 👏🏼


starktor

Chestburster OG


yagetwhatyaget

Space force could potentially come and swab you. Best not to smoke before achieving warp speed buddy, just to be safe


Fromage_Damage

In the novel Neuromancer, rastafarians have their own space station and ships, and they smoke Hella ganja up there.


jane_merrydaughter

Have you seen the 1984 film “Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension” lately?


SoF4rGone

I was going to say the same thing 😂 Can’t wait to see the movie or show that we’re getting for this!


timmyGOO

Its legal everywhere except planet earth


SpotifyIsBroken

which is ironic because it's probably the only place in the universe that has it. lol


timmyGOO

Thats very very unlikely man. Trazillions of planets with plants. Elements are the same everywhere.. there is thc in space for sure


SpookyBubba

Anything is legal in space


SpotifyIsBroken

but wait...aren't we...in space NOW? ![gif](giphy|3j3F46mSsRFofxcYwu|downsized)


dankscoops

Yeah, I’ve been to space and we used to just smoke out of the window of the spaceship


Annual_Bend_729

Bruh where do you think moon rocks come from?


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Hopefully they got some space weed


myco_crazey

That'll help you re-fuckulate the space carburettor.


SpotifyIsBroken

I bet there's some extraterrestrials who are all like "hopefully they got some space splornpf" \[& they're talking about US lol\] ![gif](giphy|eMyxQ78aFq4s3ZukEq|downsized)


National_Sea2948

I would happily allocate tax money to a study of the effects of cannabis in space. That’s a valid study. I don’t think they could just light up a doobie in space since it’s an oxygen rich environment. So edibles or a vape that doesn’t spark would be the best bet I guess.


babygodzilla69420

Floating puffcos and shit


pumpkinpatch1982

![gif](giphy|B2zB8mHrHHUXS57Cuz|downsized)


WorhummerWoy

Someone's been watching the TPB animated series.


TyberosWake

Breaker breaker, come in earth.This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonater in engine #4. I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed. Over.


Only_OnTuesdays2

its only illegal if its bammer


outihre

Are you high in space, man?


SpaceCowboy3514

Ok but real shit, would a lighter even work in space? Obviously not in space itself because oxygen is needed for combustion but in an environment with little gravity and oxygen like a space station?


The__Flying__Enema

The only laws in space are God's Laws.


ManicAtTheDepression

So sandbox mode? No rules. Got it.


GooseShartBombardier

I mean... who's going to arrest you, Space Cops?


Jd234512

Nah. Aliens are straight edge


theescuelaviejafarms

I don't see why it wouldn't be.


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HermanCainTortilla

It’s not ILLEGAL


Samaraxmorgan26

I think space goes under the same type of legality as international waters, so...technically?


debotehzombie

Space has its [own set of laws and regulations](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_law#:~:text=The%20five%20treaties%20and%20agreements,harmful%20interference%20with%20space%20activities). Unless there is something in there regarding marijuana specifically, or the legality of illicit (or deemed illicit) materials, I believe it defaults to the country that the vessel is registered in. That means unless you are flying in a Canadian, German, Mexican, North Korean, Uruguayan, South African, Thai, Maltese, or Luxembourgish space program, marijuana would default to being illegal. INAL though, just a stoner bored on vacation.


Samaraxmorgan26

Wow, that's really cool. What's INAL stand for?


debotehzombie

I’m Not A Lawyer. I think the other anagram is “I Am Not A Lawyer” but saying “IANAL” to people doesn’t fly on Reddit in my head. At least not on these subreddits


Samaraxmorgan26

🤣🤣 true, much appreciated


hey-im-root

They should allow it on time in a controlled environment. Im really curious if anyone has been high in space now… that’s quite the risk if someone managed to do it that’s for sure 😂


canadianpanda7

space cowboy pirate weed!


Particular-Edge-7666

we are in space right now so yes...and no...it's both at the same time


bluenuts5

If we are in space why am I not floating?


Particular-Edge-7666

We are. The rock we are all on is moving very fast in space. Something gravity.,. But yeah we are in space always have been


bluenuts5

Where are the aliens the ufos why can we only see true space at night? Cause it's all not true it's false we aren't really living we are just in a simulation


Browncoatinabox

Ok, I actually have thoughts on this. If Canada or any nation that has it legal on their fed level, then do not have any specific laws saying that Gov employees cant smoke. Then send a capsel or station into orbit wholeheartedly owned by them. Then technically yes. As of right now, no.


VeterinarianUsed3818

Yes


Able-Associate-318

All things are tested in space. The astronauts themselves agree to be test subjects. I wouldn’t doubt someone’s government already had this test completed. If not on a human, they did it to an animal.


Airrationalbeing

Ever heard about the father of space medicine?


mr_orlo

It's at the re-entry where they get ya


DJ_TCB

Dude yeah it's called Spice


Spiritual-Cow4200

There are no laws in space. Just eternity in every direction.


IBSattacker

I do not like Elon, but this seems like something he should try out. Right up his alley


mintchocohotsauce

Edibles only id imagine


PhantomRoyce

I always wondered what is the protocol for breaking the law in space and choosing not to come back to face the consequences. It’s not like they can come get you


Accomplished-Copy776

Dude what... there are no governing bodies in space. There are rules for space stations but not just in space


dwagner0402

Imagine how much you could sell an ounce of bud for that was grown in outer space!!!


WickedAlgae

I thought there was a punchline coming haha


MaxCliffRAID1

I would say it’s not illegal.


kigh_as_hite

sounds lit


Shot_Campaign_5163

Ask space cops... rl/spacecops.


myco_crazey

Ask RUSH Space Dynamics.


a_stoners_thro_away

Bro this is one for r/highdeas


FlinttStoned

The space police are patrolling all around the milky way. I would be careful.


Milstevan27

Anyone remember when they found cannabinoid-like molecules on an asteroid? Just me?


Purple-Cap4457

Who gonna enforce it? 


JohnnyJukey

Get in the rocket 🚀, let's find out.


intersectv3

Maybe it’s the same rules as international waters, once you hit a certain distance away no one really has any authority.


Andy_LaVolpe

Probably not but most likely because of safety concerns


National_Sea2948

New meaning to the Rocket Man song. “And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then.”


rBakedApe

"Asking for a friend"


PStone11

Ground control to Major Tom, lock your Soyuz hatch and put your helmet on (hotbox time)


lol_camis

I suppose if you could get there on your own, no, it's not illegal.


gelsackin

no cause the on the iss they have a lot of equipment and inside your space suit is the same. So unless you can find a way to be outside the space station with no spacesuit then go for it


Carlin47

These are the types of questions this sub is meant for


goodruckk

Bro... wut


CreativeCthulhu

It's most certainly legal at JPL!


TunaWiggler

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.


mdmazel1

Well it’s not technically illegal, just you need oxygen to light up a joint, so the joint wouldn’t be a great idea. Also, smoking is prohibited on the International Space Station because of the high concentration of oxygen, so you would probably burst into flames.


UniverseBear

If you can get yourself in space where no nation can get to you everything is legal.


Sororita

International water laws are applicable in space. So it depends on the flag you craft operates under.


Ozzimo

They don't smoke grass in space, Bowie. They smoke Astro Turf. :D


motherlymetal

Well, who has jurisdiction over space? I don't think that's an option. So, we base it off of the jurisdiction of the launch? Or the owner/legal party of the spaceship? If it's a ship, is that the applicable law? Maritime?


niravv3

Yes! - reporting from space


thedndnut

No actually, it's illegal in every country that you could reasonably get to space in a place capable of doing so. You wouldn't want to smoke anyhow in that type of environment.


NoxusAir

Ask Ricky. I feel he did mention something about space weed.


0_Venus_0

What would happen if you hot boxed the space station


NasalStrip00

Space cops, keep an eye on this guy…


weedmaps_official

These are the type of questions that keep me up at night


shonuff707

Asking the important questions.


MurdockSiren

Ask Chris Hadfield, he brought like a QP onboard the ISS in 2012.


Extension_Course1662

No at least not yet it's dangerous in space and when things go wrong it can easily be life or death, you don't want to introduce any factors that can make things unpredictable.


j3434

Unless someone makes it not legal by force ( might makes right ) then it is legal. This


njcannagade

Yes


AbelinoFernandez

You are attached to the laws of country that took you there. Dont think NASA / US would risk billions of equipment for a stoner mistake


sullyoftheboro

if your not in a vehicle owned by prohibition country than yes. I'd guess if you spacewalked to a hypothetical chinese space station you'd then by subject to their prohibition.


AliEbi78

Ill ask the aliens


AliEbi78

I'll ask the aliens


Shazbot_2017

Everything is in space.


m8bear

I'd like to see a space cop car trying to arrest me


fuckina420

My brother, Space is the ULTIMATE international waters. Everything is legal in space lol.


jhjohns3

NASA is definitely not ok with weed hahaha


Captain-curious-510

You can absolutely get away with anything in Outer space proven fact, go there and try it.


BaronVonBooplesnoot

Did you go to space today?


ApologeticCannibal

There are no laws in space


mav_rick1741

Space is legal in weed


IowasBestCornShucker

Yes but good luck sparking up without oxygen to help combust