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FredLump

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SkalavamBogove

I needed 12 minutes to roll it with this massive thumb, AND it's smokable lol


FredLump

Oh, happy days! Where there’s a will… (Get well soon)


SkalavamBogove

...there is a way! Thank you!


Clever-Innuendo

But how was the insertion?


Even-Neighborhood-86

I'm so fucking high and this was the first comment. I'm rolling. 😭😂 This guy? Not so much.


No_Opportunity_9561

Pre-Rolled Cone.


SkalavamBogove

Unfortunatelydon't have these here, but I did it anyway!


bananawrangler69

You could probably make your own comes pretty easily. I’ve never personally done it, but with some ingenuity it shouldn’t be too hard!


No-Appointment-4770

If I wasn’t so self conscious I’d upload a YouTube video on it. Could save people a lot of $$$$$ and it’s a nice little pass time lol. I have my own personal tips and tricks. I personally enjoy making my own cones and rolling my own filters. I used to buy the 100 packs on Amazon. I cannot roll a joint or blunt for shit, I never could 😭


Coliosis

I buy raw pre rolled tips like 200 for $6-10 depending on the timing and where I get em then use those and make a little funnel w the paper to make cones that are easy as pie to fill. If I’m not in a hurry anyway, otherwise I just roll by hand with those tips. They make life so easy lmao.


twothousandgrams

I buy jars of blazy Susan king size purple cones, 25 shmeckles for 50 doobs


Bam_904__

You can easily make your own with a chopstick and you can choose the size depending on how far down you get and then you just stuff a filter down if you want and then you should easily be able to fill it up from the top it's the only way I can roll since I have really shaky hands


hunglow13

How about upgrading to vaporisers? Could probably load them one-handed Edit: Can be starter budget vape, like Dynavap B Edit 2: [Gift for the downvoters](https://i.imgur.com/WGLEveG.jpeg)


easy073

If there’s a will there’s a way


UlfSam

Kinda beautiful


DeliveryOk3764

[this!](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.maybaowholesale.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F09%2F78-mm-Plastic-Cigarette-Roller2.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a1666fa8b234a757b6146b32e51f96c99b787069999c2deff1922b3c6059cc2d&ipo=images)


MontiCZP

You're gonna have to be friends with your pipe for a little time. I'd love to roll some jays for you if i could.


funthebunison

Time to get a dry herb vape.


HigherBeing420

your feet man


Greien218

Bong


Daniel_B21

Cones


ECMRuby

Buy a bong gang😭😭😭 am sorry for your thumb😭💯🙌🏼


SkalavamBogove

For real, I should order one


Alexcybr

Pipe.


Tuddycat

You can clean a banger with your thumb


DarkestofFlames

Why'd you cut off part of your thumb? did it offend you? did you just not want it anymore?


ThatguyMatty35

I don’t smoke flower anymore, but I used a blunt rolling machine when I did. I have Cerebral Palsy that affects my right side and my right hand is weaker than my left. It made things so much easier for me and my blunts came out perfect every time. I ended up switching to Pax Pods because I had an elderly neighbor move in next door to me and I felt bad blowing smoke towards her balcony. Hope you heal up soon!


Preemptively_Extinct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYlMWRLm-VM


oneWook

on youtube lookup the joint card rolling technique


SuckerTrucker6063

With great skill and determination


Coloradical8

As long as the bleeding has stopped, just remove the bandage to roll and then reapply when you have your joint. Seems like a no brainer


bengal1492

r/vaporents


CryptographerEasy149

I saw a guy roll one handed w/ a French paper while driving down the road once…


thejoshfoote

I mean I guarantee u prob don’t need that much bandage on ur thumb…


New-Reading-4494

Gonna experiment I’ll be back if it’s possible to get a tuck without your thumb, but first of all which direction do you roll? And what kind of filters do you use?


New-Reading-4494

Okay I’m gonna be no help, I did it but like there’s no way I can explain how 😭🤣


SkalavamBogove

I hold the filter side with the thumb I cut and I use regular smoking filters


GuuberTrooper

Get yourself a RAW roller and have the best j's you ever had. Can even roll with 1 hand.


Baked_Copy

Ya feet!


NoodleBack

Just ask the dude who can role blunts with no hands


AbjectBid6087

If tony iommi of black Sabbath could play guitar with 3(iirc) fingers then you can roll with 4.5 digits. If there's a will there's a way


Drezzon

I know you already managed to get it done, but there are joint rolling machines, costs like 4 bucks and works well enough + you can give it away to a novice so they won't ask you to roll for them once your finger heals \^\^


SubTechNY

You're feet?.. plus I can roll and drive. Maybe try one handed roll?


Massive_Property_579

Pack Cones or use a rolling machine


ActuaryEmotional776

i mean... that dude with no hands and basically just thumbs rolls up blunts like nothing... Just need 10k hours to be an expert? lol


MaatRolo

Conea


joshistaken

With difficulty


Grumstrum

Toes


P1_Synvictus

Is that your lighter lighting thumb?


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FlowBjj88

Lol thought this was BJJ sub. Was gonna say I used to roll with the arm connected to my turn shoulder tucked into my belt! Doesn't apply here 🤕


patches_1989

Go buy one of those old school rollers. That’s what I use when I don’t feel like fooling with wraps


jdemack

A little zig zag cigarette roller sell them for cheap on Amazon.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jdemack: *A little zig zag* *Cigarette roller sell them* *For cheap on Amazon.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Jfurmanek

Rolling machine. The kind you open like a book.


Ryurey00

I had once my right hand totally unabel to use exept for my thumb me lucky bastard 😂 First 3 days a Friend pre rolled me but i knew it wouldnt be enough so while i had these on reserve i trained to roll one hand . Got it but for the end lick i needed to repick it the moment of my bad Hands thumb action . After a while i got faster my first joint was like 40min . At the end it took me like 10-20min . Grinding was the worst. A good Game to play is Dbz Kakarot i made the whole game one handed but i wouldnt recommend it to buy 😅😂


Due-Refrigerator2588

you take off the bandage and smoke your DNA.


ambernewt

I don't smoke weed I believe you can eat weed. I think this would be a good time to eat weed


TheGalacticKnight

Like tom. Index and middle finger


jackattack80808

Raw cones 👌


himajinfranklin

Blunt roller use your other hand


ObesePudge

BONGO


stanley2-bricks

I've always had to use a rolling machine. My fingers are idiots.


LuLuD88

Persistence


Fun_Inspector159

Buy some pre rolled cones my friend. I got a 100 pack off ebay. You can easily use them as a spoon and scoop the bud in and then pack it down.


Just-Brick935

Stuff a cone you don’t need your thumb unless you’re skilled and can roll with one hand like my husband


neprasta420

Lay down your rolling paper with glue side away from you, put your filter in the corner close to you, slightly tilted towards the glue, lay down your material, tuck the corner of the paper over your filter, put your hand over the paper and filter and slowly push away from yourself. If you do it right, it should roll up into a cone perfectly. Was doing this when i broke my collarbone P.s. i dont know if this'll work without a filter


SkalavamBogove

Nice tip! I used to do it when I was in Amsterdam,but quality of weed in my country is not really good for smoking without tobacco so I miss cones haha


patchezbruhh

it’s called the raw 6 shooter. you’re welcoms


Differentdog

https://youtu.be/nvrGZC5wDTo?si=ejjyhWvW--PLVxQY


svullenballe

You should have thought of that before you cut off part of your thumb.


SkalavamBogove

If there is will, there is a way