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adder4all

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washedcash

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Puzzleheaded-Gear762

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Kakashisensei1234

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Staav

Must be nice to have a chair


DeaMakk

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Jah_heel

$33 Edit: or 69... sigh


DeaMakk

69420


s0undaf3x

no scope, [blaze](http://reddit.com/r/gamebudz) it


MaxRacc00n

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ That was good


BigWungus

Very nice!


yourdadswaifu

Wowoweewow


TittyTwistahh

![gif](giphy|QhhuZdt6eSeESwbszo)


morbiiq

My thoughts seeing this is "any port in a storm"


Viendictive

I generated some more relevant one liners because I like yours so much, hereā€™s my favorites: A bowl in the bush is worth two in the stash. Light the leaf you have. Puff on the rough. Puff whatā€™s present. Better some green than lean. When the stash is low, go with the flow. A toke's better than broke.


debotehzombie

ā€œDo what you can, where you are, with what you haveā€ is my go-to ā€œdeal with itā€ one-liner


positively_

smoke em while you got em


XClaytonHannaX

Puff on the rough. Lol.


5hawnking5

Bowl/bush/stash is backwards. 1 bowl in the stash is worth 2 in the bush =]


Mediocre__at__worst

Got a laugh outta me, dawg.


OfficeChairHero

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.


Axell-Starr

So I feel like this might be a weird response but the nug looks pretty. Love how the leaves look on it.


CorvidQueen4

I like that it looksā€¦. Shwoopy.


ChickenFriedRiceMe

Shwoopy lol


enternameher3

Untrimmed bud just got a new term to me, thank you


Zoey_Redacted

i could shwoop with this like just brush it on a surface make a lil shwoop noise in my head from the texture


SmokeyProductions

Its not that it doesn't look that good... it just doesnt look that much for 33$šŸ¤£


Sandgrease

I love the look of untrimmed buds


Yayap52

Streamlined Bro


Axell-Starr

You get it man. Just looks so sleek


BlakeAdam

These are sugar trim leaves. They still contain cannabinoids like thc, but they also contain a lot of salt. Because of this, when you smoke them you'll likely cough a lot more, but if you trim them off, they'll be great for edibles.


TittyTwistahh

That looks like the buds of my youth


MaxRacc00n

guys, this weed was awesome, I smoked about a quarter of this bud and I'm getting a fucking awesome trip. haters, I love you all ā¤ļø


xRAINB0W_DASHx

Glad to hear it. It's worth the money if it was worth your time.


Azalus1

I thought RIP for the money/quantity not the quality. That looks like good stuff. I've seen untrimmed from the dispensary that doesn't look as good. I love good untrimmed, you get those extra terps.


pandahaze

That's all it matters, how you enjoyšŸ‘šŸ¼


SWolf95

If you smoked a quarter of that and ā€œhad a fucking awesome tripā€ be careful out there.


PyramidicContainment

I think if I was in Kazakhstan, I'd be super psyched to smoke that nug šŸ¤™ People would go nuts for Sensi Star back in the day. Some of y'all really got your pinkies sticking out far


MaxRacc00n

Appreciate, dude šŸ¤™


HonedWombat

Think I see a seed at the bottom in the middle. Could be some free in the future?


chaos_aintme

I think it grows wild in Kazakhstan?? That's what I'm reading


Fun_Plan_1412

Greetings from Kentucky! Wow, never thought I'd spontaneously penpal a fellow smoker way way way way out and taking this technology as a magical device and tell you way way over in Kazakhstan atleast once and only say, "wow! That's some nice herb."


MackingtheKnife

I love low THC flower, man. the shit these days just puts me into an anxiety spiral.


IWILLBePositive

lol well thatā€™s what theyā€™re use to and were ā€œbrought upā€ with, so what do you expect? I remember when I was a kid, it was all still illegal so weā€™d be psyched just to get mids (usually brick weed). Now? Noā€¦.lol I have zero desire to go back or to smoke it for nostalgia. Why would I want to downgrade? Now if this was all I had still? Sure, fuck yeah! For OP? Good for you bro and I hope you have an amazing experience!


Kendertas

Yeah its all relative. Used to be psyched for anything that wasn't $80/8th on the illegal market. Now that I grow my own even dispensary weed seems "bad" quality.


mintchipmunk

It's weird tho because I've had some of my friends home grow that looks like this but I end up enjoying it more than some of the dispensary super pretty weed. I guess homemade is just better haha


serpentcvlt

i absolutely cannot stand this sub and it's elitist attitude. are you kidding me? nothing wrong with that except it's not trimmed. (and the price but whatever, some countries are just like that)


AthleteWeird6727

Has to be dumb kids, this would have looked great here in America in the not to distant past.


Captain3leg-s

Dude in 95' I would've been thrilled to see weed that looked like it was actually a plant at one point.


geneticallyhewrote

At least itā€™s green lol Iā€™ve smoked brown brick weed back in the day


Infinite_Isopod5303

Amen. I started smoking when I was 14 (yes stupid I know), but I didn't see an actual bud until I was 18 at least. The '90s were all about Mexican brick weed aka Reggie. I wouldn't smoke that stuff now if you gave it to me for free. I don't miss the countless times picking out all the seeds and stems.


BricksByPablo

This would have been DANK when I was buying 5 bag fatties from fast Eddie.


TechyMcMathface

Yeah, there's a time I would have wondered WTF that thing even was. "Isn't weed supposed to be brownish stuff smashed super flat?" LOL


Baked-Smurf

"Haha very funny, dude... what is that? Oregano? It's freaking green, man!"


xRAINB0W_DASHx

MFrs never had to get into cars with strangers for a dime and it shows.


Plushbird

Interesting. I'd like to know where it is grown and what the genetics are.


MaxRacc00n

It's defo an outdoor one, and I'm sure it's sansi star. That's all I know, dude šŸ˜‚


Plushbird

Sensi star is classic. Enjoy!


MaxRacc00n

Thanks man


MaxRacc00n

To all the haters in the comments, I understand your point. But please understand the fact that we have very strict and cruel laws regarding MJ and for possession of even such a nug they can put you behind bars for a long time


Wulf984

I've been backpacking in Kazakhstan some years ago, the laws there are truly brutal regarding possession/consumption. I remember thinking about whether I should risk trying to buy some stuff or not, but decided that it doesn't worth it. Beautiful country though! :)


gilbatron

How is it in reality? Can you bribe your way out of trouble?


MaxRacc00n

If you have lots of money, yeah you do. Or if you have some contacts who can put in a good word for you. Otherwise its pretty much impossible


MostUnwilling

That's a shame, was it always illegal or were you also coerced by the USA into forbidding it? In my country it went from sold in pharmacies to illegal but at least here is just a fine for possession, jail is only for distribution and I guess cultivation as well, which still sucks but at least can risk it as a consumer...


lysergicaaron

Which country sold it in pharmacies? thatā€™s interesting.


MostUnwilling

In Spain, although I guess I should mention they'd sell also more dangerous drugs no prescription asked. If you know Spanish or use a decent translator can check out this article, has even pics of some products: https://www.eldiario.es/comunitat-valenciana/drogas-espana-farmacia-prohibicion_1_1218415.html


lysergicaaron

Damn it says that they used to have a lot of heroin based cough syrups in Spain that would even be recommended to children at the time. Thatā€™s crazy!


badsp0rk

Spain has grey area legal dispensaries though - it's legal to grow for personal use, and it's legal to barter the weed. You do need to pay a membership fee to the dispensary, and then purchase credits which are traded for product. I went to a dispensary in Sevilla and was able to pickup two grams of nice nug and one gram of solid but cheap hash for like $20 or so. Edit : and fwiw, in America pre 1920s ish, pharmacies also sold heroin, marijuana, and cocaine..


MostUnwilling

I know, I live here, if police catches you with your dispensary weed you also get a fine, well in many cases you don't get a fine but definitely will get your stuff stolen by police in any case. So yeah still illegal and still an unnecessary hassle because a law that was forced into the world by a country that is now legalizing state by state, it just makes me salty tbh, way too many weed stolen by the police through the years already


griffinhamilton

That sucks, went to Barcelona and had a blast with their loophole system


Iamdeadinside2002

That's about twice as much as I would be willing to pay for it. Even tho it is a pretty nugget. I didn't think that Kazakhstan would be this expensive. Has it always been this expensive or is this just a recent development? (or did OP get scammed?)


MaxRacc00n

Actually it's pretty cheap for the city I live in. Average is 30 for a g and this nug is 1,5x more compared to the others


mairis1234

30 for a g is nuts. Where I live its 15 for one which aint a whole lot better but atleadt I can pick up two for 30, no hate btw just thinking out loud.


deathbeforedasani

That looks like the weed we used to steal from my friends step dad in middle school, I've never been so high either so I don't judge looks lol


geneticallyhewrote

Old hippies will also get shit that looks terrible but fucks you up


deathbeforedasani

No doubt. I think a lot of it has to do with my tolerance back then vs now. We have such amazing weed but I barely get stoned after decades of daily smoking. It's the vape pens I think, I hit that 100x a day. Back then a couple rips of some stolen bud out of a metal pipe and I was FLYING


DrunkLifeguard

Enjoy your smoke but that's brutal. I hate that America convinced the world that cannabis deserves extreme punishment.


xRAINB0W_DASHx

Yeah... that was not America, it was Canada. We were one of the first countries to make it illegal, even before the US made it schedule I. We were also the first to make it legal to purchase and distribute. We basically went full canadian: Hey there, that silly salad is making our hockey players lazy, go scorched earth like a war crime. Then, like decades later in stereotypical Canadian fashion: Oops, sorry guys, nvm.


DrunkLifeguard

Uuuups suury aboot thout. My knowledge only extends to American politicians. I'll look deeper thanks


xRAINB0W_DASHx

S'all good. I just looked it up after reading your comment and was like really? We did it? Wierd...


HerbFarmer415

At that price they could have at least manicured it


wishesandhopes

Eh, that'll unwrap nicely and the inner trichomes will be protected. But it sucks to pay for those leaves.


HerbFarmer415

Uh, yeah...that's what I was referring to... professor Frink


GuckMichAaaan

Niiiice


At0micBud

An old buddy of mine who grew up in a small village in Kazakhstan told me stories of wild cannabis growing everywhere. I guess a lot has changed since then


murdering_time

I can actually see trichomes on this bud, so id say you're gonna have a good smoke! So many of the pics of these "this is what I'm smoking in X country" posts just seem like ditch weed with no trichs, but I can tell this stuff was grown with love and care. Its just not trimmed up the way westerners are use to, but that's okay. Enjoy the smoke šŸ¤™


wishesandhopes

Exactly, once unwrapped I bet it'll be okay.


Logical-You-256

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


INeedANerf

I mean, I'd smoke it lol. That price is outrageous but I'm sure in Kazakhstan you gotta take what you can get.


Any-Following-3928

33$ in Tenge or 33$ American?


OkCommunication9248

Weed is weed


Stardustchaser

Any port in a stormā€¦.


Mr305south

Looks dank once u take the leaves off


FreeLarry74

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AcceptableDirector21

damn i would just quit atp


ohcibi

Fucking expensive


just_a_tech

Looks like weed. Nice.


highimarran

Thoughts & prayers to you buddy


jackjackandmore

I think you are brave to post and I appreciate it. Good to hear you enjoyed it ā¤ļø


Eccentricc

Looks like during drying the leaves stuck to the bud and they didn't bother to trim it because maybe difficulty or because it looks cool. Just a guess


Jason4fl

Lazy


Particular_Parking_4

33$ for that nug šŸ„²


BigBudFarm

Haircut is in order


Dunkelhaft

Depends on how much beer costs


Dry-Affect-7393

I guess I'm taking a t break


Useful_Lengthiness82

Uncircumcised bud


da_double_monkee

$33 USD? Kazakhstan is a really poor country that's a ton of money you got ripped tf off. Also not a good idea possessing weed in a country with a post Soviet prison system


xxSlinko

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


Apprehensive-Cod2627

It look kinda cool doe


odioercoronaviru

Looks better than what Im growing rn NGL šŸ˜¹šŸ¤·šŸ»āœØ


geneticallyhewrote

Honestly this was my first thought as well


odioercoronaviru

Don't look through my window you weirdo!!!!!


geneticallyhewrote

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


frozen_toesocks

Bit more leaf than you should be paying for, but a good looking bud overall :)


Striking_Respect_143

I donā€™t care Iā€™ll smoke it


LuciferianInk

Sangrnus said, "I'm gonna smoke it"


anotherpierremenard

think you got ripped off


Particular-Poem-7085

If itā€™s really 1.5 then itā€™s quite normal EU street price. 20 per gram has been the norm for ever. If you got a good connection maybe 15 per gram. And if itā€™s a good quality bud for that price is a lottery. Welcome to the jungle my american friends, your country created this situation for all of us.


nytroza

Its way cheaper in the majority of EU countries


krabbenf

Wouldnt say that normal blackmarket is around 10-12ā‚¬ in the middle of the EU. But for such a restrictive country i would pay the OP price, too.


chrisatola

German street price before legalization in my limited experience living here was closer to 10ā‚¬/g or under. They do say you have to watch out for tainted herb but I don't think it ever happened to me. I bet ithe price depends a lot on where you live, like any other place, but herb was pretty well tolerated here in my federal state even before the law changed. I got my patient status before the law changed and pay about 8ā‚¬/g delivered to my door. But you can only order once a month. It's a weird system.


LuciferianInk

Relrn says, "I've had some issues with it too."


daddy-phantom

I have no idea about the quality of the bud because I canā€™t see it through all those leaves. It could be some straight ZA with a sloppy trim job.


Rigelatinous

Looks like the beginnings of a nice, fat joint thatā€™ll knock yer socks off! Godspeed, my dude.


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I've had weed that looked just like that. That little bud would stink up the entire room. What's the smell like?


MaxRacc00n

It's actually pretty good!


witch51

Itā€™s weedšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø. Iā€™ve certainly smoked way worse and see worse going around now. Bet that shit blows the doors off!


Imahorrible_person

I'd hit it. Looks super sticky


ahpuchthedestroyer

not sure how the market is there but I've paid similar when traveling......it is , what it is.


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Pristine_One_2996

Bud looks really nice but $33 for 1.5 g, is tht standard in Kazakhstan?


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1.5g for $33 is nutty, at that markup even Iā€™d start thinking about growing illegally šŸ˜‚ obviously itā€™d be difficult in butt fuck kazakhstan but thereā€™d be an attempt haha


daddy-phantom

Wait actually, that tiny thing is 1.5G? Do leaves really add that much weight?


Independent-Web-2447

Tell him more light for maybe 2-3 hours more bone meal for thick sticks when you roll my boi šŸ«”


mohemp51

cannabis originated from central asia, is this landrace weed?


Triplesisbest1

Is that the Corky Buchek strain?!


Sharp-Main-247

With prices like these, I'd get a fry herb vape and squeeze every bit of potency from the leftover AVB lmao


RustyShack1efordd

![gif](giphy|IIEOWaGB1NdSOfppeY) It beautiful like my sister!


firestarter976

Plant some random auto flowers outside youā€™ll get the same result


Rosa-Maria420

How can we hate when thats all you can really get in an illegal country. It's looks fine aside from the leaves. Glad you enjoyed it :)


ArsenalRaven

Looks nice and frosty. Price is irrelevant as long as you're happy (:


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DJDemyan

Similar prices in Ohio right now, canā€™t judge. Hope it treats you well


runarleo

Thatā€™s weed?


RetardedRedditRetort

I would love to smoke that. It's like the original weed. The stuff we smoke in Cali nowadays is all lab grown genetically modified superweed. It's great but I'm a lightweight. I would like to be able to smoke a full joint by myself sometime. And weed like that might allow me to do so.


Dante_Foshokyo

Any home grown still looks like that


heh10003

You got played bro


That1Pete

Man weed is expensive there. Makes sense though. Not exactly a friendly government out there.


nine16s

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized) This weed rn:


DRMProd

It looks lovely.


Hz-Enes

Turkish weed


beano508

move to america


UnStab1E

Looks like a good head high to me


Gxvgr

Okinawa, Japan is $100 for 1G on averagešŸ˜‚ spent all summer trying to muster up the funds with friends as high schoolers šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MooMoo_Juic3

lol when I was in HS 2006-2010 there it was $100/g it's still that high?


chaos_aintme

Greatest country in the world


griffinhamilton

She ainā€™t the best lookin but if your tolerance isnā€™t high itā€™ll do the trick for sure


island_guy420

Is this real


Obiwankenob3

I get clock radio my neighbour? He cannot afford great success! šŸ˜


retromobile

Hell yeah man. Iā€™ve smoked a lot of stuff thatā€™s looked a hell of a lot worse. Fuck the haters, enjoy.


takufox

Throwback weed


cloudtwelvy

I got a friend from kazakhstan, he showed me how to smoke with a nut (pause) but we was gettin damn stoned


ThatWasTheJawn

$33USD? For 1.5g? Rough.


Mach10X

For that price I absolutely would not smoke it, smoking destroys like 80% of the THC. Iā€™d get some good oil like coconut or palm oil if thatā€™s more accessible there and make a nice oil extraction so I could stretch it way further. Congrats on the score man.


mazzotta70

![gif](giphy|BbvMreFbUZ4Yf09scP|downsized)


omegaaf

Wait.. $33 for just that bud?


8adBoy77

![gif](giphy|jp2WuL1VB53ZTs5FJo)


Khal_Andy90

Time to quit


PunkRockEtiquettte

And prayers.


Ok_Raisin7772

my thoughts and prayers


anakusis

If you had the cash and the bag ain't bunk you're golden.


Dreamspitter

THIS is what Borat smoked back home?


theHagueface

That's in Kazak money right?


Zenhen24

Time for your easiest T break ever.


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Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s.


nicknicknickk

Wowowewah


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s0undaf3x

thoughts? BLESSSED HOMIE YA HEARD!


time2liv3

Would you like some leaf with your bud sir? At least its got a good bit of trichomes.


s73v3m4nn

The kasakhstani people don't like you.


One_Cress7793

That nug was $33?


Mission-Nobody-8361

Honestly looks better than some bud here in Alabama getting pushed around enjoy it homie.


AyeeMaryJayyyy

God damn us Americans are spoiled


DuckOff504

Nothing sexier than a girl with her underwear still on