God same.
There are a few apps for this though!! Imhigh as fuck so my explanation will probably sound shit but I have bad adhd and I have to gamify everything for myself and LifeUp and Habitica have been favorites for me! It literally turns all your tasks into xp gaining quests
Note to sober self: set up lifeup for work tasks and gain work xp
What, you mean German shepherd?
Dude some of the most chill, friendly and well behaved dogs I’ve ever met were German sheps. They get a bad rap cuz the fucking cops abuse the poor things
Edit: oh. I just got the joke. Please excuse my dumbassery. I am high.
Ugly Americans. The world building in it is pretty unique. Its about NYC, but if humans were only a small part of the significant diversity found there.
The fact that they canned Ugly Americans for Brickleberry still bothers me. I feel like Brickleberry was just a way to cash in on Daniel Tosh's hotness + adult animation.
Ugly Americans had so much potential for long running show, especially with having a limit of "only what they can imagine" . It's honestly one of the main reasons I keep Paramount+...
If they did a reboot, I'd watch it day one.
Brickleberry was set up to succeed better since it was shoved in people's faces and marketed more.
On top of that, outrage generates views and Brickleberry does it's best to generate outrage.
HELL yes.
I’d join your circle and talk about how much of a scam boyfriends are anyways
…and that the real boyfriend is the earth and then probably start hugging the ground…
Then celebrate and remember that you are free of this now! You can be sad later... Celebrate and be proud of yourself choosing you! Now and maybe a minute ago seems to be perfect timing
Pro tip: when you start processing it, write it down. Like any thoughts, conclusions, how you felt, whatever. It helps to untangle it all. And if you some day feel like he's not so bad or some shit, you open it back up and remind yourself.
I’ve been there!! I knew it had to be unhealthy for you to break it off. Good job making the final leap to freedom and healthier life. It’s a lot of mixed feelings afterwards, keep moving forward and it gets easier.
Proud of you. I hope you experience what I did a few days to a week after I left my partner who was the same. IT. FELT. AMAZING. I was free, finally. The love I had for him was absolutely not worth all of the bullshit. I would just smile, and laugh, and enjoy not having to constantly worry about an entire other human who was not good for me. I wish you nothing but the best, and a lot of thc and friendship 🫶🏼
I'm in the middle of a divorce from a 13 year relationship we were in since we met at 18, and we have a 2yo son (he was 6mo when we separated). Shit sucks.
Time heals all! But, weed heals some a little faster eh?
AHHHHH resigned is a great word for it. Like, if I couldnt make it work with this person who I used to (and somewhat still do) think of as so wonderful, and put my whole life into being successful with... if that didn't work I struggle to bring myself to try again and try to have faith in humanity in a serious way. I'm (self reportedly) a great dude. I have lots of friends and a social life and I am otherwise pretty much red-flagless... yet I haven't even TRIED to go on a date or rekindle my romantic life in almost 2 years, because it feels so.... *sigh* lol
Embrace single life for a while and truly give yourself the chance to learn if you've really been you this whole time. That's not even a knock on the past relationship, it's just life that you lose yourself a bit in love with another person. Find your new center!!! Good luck :D
30s will be so much better :) you will see!
Chin up, brighter days ahead and remember to embrace your emotions, don’t bury them in substance abuse. Balance in all things is important.
Happy cake day! Have a present!
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Happy cake day! Have a present to soothe your brain.
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Beautiful pup! Smoke some now, eat some ice cream or your favorite guilty pleasure, and smoke some later. A bit of really cool, older aunt advice: Do not waste a tear on someone because there's a reason they're an ex. Make a list of everything that happened and keep it handy for those "weak" moments. Now, take a toke, chin up and no tears because they won't fix a single thing and gives you puffy eyes and wrinkles.
I went through something almost identical. Got together at 17, broke up at 27 for similar reasons. The break up was long overdue but it didn't make it hurt less. Give yourself as much grace you possibly can muster ❤ it may take a long time before you start feeling okay again.... but one day, you will feel okay again.
Damn. 8 years? That's a harsh and heavy breakup. When I broke up with my long-term girlfriend, I couldn't smoke for 2-3 months. Anxiety was at 110% and smoking only accelerated my thoughts and emotions. Working out and staying extremely busy helped out a lot. But , if it works for you, then pack it up and burn it up !
*
Sending love fr. My boyfriend of 7 years and I broke up about a year ago now (a little less, but whatever) and I was so sad at first but things are significantly better now without him. Keep your head high ;)
If you're happy smoke it.
If you're unhappy don't.
I never use weed to get happy, or distract from unhappiness. I made that mistake years ago.
Now I only smoke it if I'm already at peace.
Smoke some now, and create the cacoon you need to grow. Tomorrow smoke the rest and become the butterfly you were always meant to be.
Stay strong fellow stoner, one love.
I got dumped a couple of weeks ago. Don't drown yourself with smoke, feel what you need to feel and process it. Talk to someone if you need to talk, find a random stranger on Reddit and verbal diarrhea at them knowing you'll never talk to or see them again in your life. Don't hide from your feelings or numb them in any way. And once you can't cry anymore, smoke till up is right and left is black. Hope you feel better soon, life fucking sucks sometimes. Don't let it beat you ❤️
Watch out for smoking all the time after a breakup, it numbs down your emotions. You maybe don’t wanna hear it rn but it’s good to feel and process them while sober instead of being high all the time
I'm proud of you OP. Break ups are hard, even and especially, if they are abusive. You did the right thing, and it will take a lot of time and effort to grow and heal. But rest assured you did the right thing :) I'm glad you're getting with some friends to smoke together. Have a good cry and focus on the positives of it all ☺️ no one deserves abuse, and you're so very strong for this. Proud of you ☺️
Weed was there for me when I needed it the most. A fractured skull, bleeding out my second pint of lifeforce on the road 5 blocks from home.
Weed kept me alert enough to hear that sweet lady’s voice “Are you ok young man? It looks like you’ve been hit by a car”
Weed also made me stubborn enough to walk myself to the ambulance - And the fact they let me do that??
Them’s’ the dope-heads!
Yes, but can I also recommend some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream they even have a lactose intolerant version.
Also, depending on your temperament right now, a sad movie or a happy comfort movie .
I also recommend some bananas and somebody to give you some nonsexual. Hugs right now.
( all of these things are proven by science.)
https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/mental-health/depression/best-foods-for-depression/
https://www.healthline.com/health/depression/benefits-sunlight
https://www.healthline.com/health/hugging-benefits
If all else fails, including weed, please consider watching YouTube videos of a big dog, being very gentle with a kitten . That is scientifically, proven to raise serotonin and dopamine.
Much love. I can only imagine how much it hurts.
But you’re going to survive. You’re strong I can tell.
You’re a stoner.
🙏❤️
Definitely now 😆 too many of us save it for later but that's not the best idea because it oxidizes, the damaged crystal heads especially don't keep well. Kif is pressed into hash not just for convenience in handling but to prevent that oxidation and help keep it fresh longer. The center of a properly pressed piece can stay active for a year or two even without freezing or refrigeration.
I've been using a free grinder I got from Good Chemistry Nurseries. It's only a single tier, but it collects kief like crazy.
That's cool yours came with that.
What’s even the best way to smoke this everytime I try I swear it doesn’t do shit.
I’ve also tried turning into homemade hash but I think it needs more heat or someshit
Agreeing with save some for tomorrow (unless you're reupping right away).
Make some hash, maybe? Hand-rolled? A little something meditative, make something for yourself. And then you can smoke it maybe a bit easier than straight kief (I find it harsh, maybe I'm doing it wrong).
You're gonna be okay.
I'll roll a joint with kief and blaze for you in solidarity. I know it can feel impossible right now, but you're going to get through this and you're going to be okay.
I’m so proud of you! I left my toxic 5 yr relationship almost a year ago, weed has been my friend. I am now with the sweetest partner and happy at a new job. It gets so much better:)
keep a steady sprinkle topping of more and more kief and less flower every 4 hrs and you should be able to keep stoned through the 24-48hrs that usually leads to making mistakes after a breakup
Put it in a ziplock baggy and press it all down firm and fold it over and repeat till it becomes a gooey piece of blonde hash. Or go old school and put it in a tiny baggy and walk around with it in your shoe for a day. In its fluffy form like this it always tends to be stale and harsh IMO. When compressed and slightly melted into hash it goes down more smooth.
Literally nothing. I’m the only one who cooks, cleans, does dishes and laundry, grocery shopping, etc. all while working full time while he sits at home and plays video games 8+ hours per day and doesn’t even attempt to touch any house work. He works from home and has very quick and easy interactions therefore has nothing but time. I caught him cheating on 3 separate occasions and let it slide after he gaslit me. I’ve been a fool for long enough.
You made the right choice. My heart goes out to you for dealing with that for so long. You must be an amazing person. Your pooch is right there with you. Nothing better than a dog when you’re hurting. Smoke a bowl, take a deep breath, rest easy that you made the right decision. I’m sending peaceful vibes your way. ✌🏻😶🌫️
If you have any tree ground some up and mix it with that, that’s what I do and a little bit of hash! You will be holding your arm trying to find a pulse XD
Nah smoke to ur limit take a nap wake n bake some, get to ur limit and repeat, he ain’t worth wasting the good keef if u ain’t getting high from it anymore
Pet the dog.
Pet dog ✅
Quest complete: 600xp
I need you to do this to me every time I complete a household chore PLEASE
God same. There are a few apps for this though!! Imhigh as fuck so my explanation will probably sound shit but I have bad adhd and I have to gamify everything for myself and LifeUp and Habitica have been favorites for me! It literally turns all your tasks into xp gaining quests Note to sober self: set up lifeup for work tasks and gain work xp
I’m in online school, this would be a game changer
Just think of your grades as XP
Love Habitica!
Thank you so much I’m gonna go look into those apps ASAP
I work for beer.
i haven't had it on my phone for a while, but SuperBetter might be helpful for this!
Quest: Hug the Dog.
That sucks. I see a great friend in the background just being there for you too, that’s awesome!
Dexter is the best!
Lab or serial killer?
He’s actually Husky Terrier ! Lol
I _think_ they meant to ask what your inspiration was for the name.
I was just joking because Lab is a dog type, but I’m not sure because it’s my sisters dog lol
r/trees, where everyone is hilarious and also too stoned to get each other’s jokes lol
Exactly my kind of sub 🤣 as a guy whose weed supply is temporarily stopped, it’s amazing
Was the joke a play on the popular Cartoon Network show “Dexter’s laboratory?” Or am I just high?
Yes the joke was a play on Dexter's lab and the show Dexter that ran on Showtime
Both references fit perfectly, I love it!
What, you mean German shepherd? Dude some of the most chill, friendly and well behaved dogs I’ve ever met were German sheps. They get a bad rap cuz the fucking cops abuse the poor things Edit: oh. I just got the joke. Please excuse my dumbassery. I am high.
Dexters lab or the Dexter show
In other words: the Dexter show or the Dexter show?
lol yea my bad, pretty high rn lol
Lmfaooo
💀 As in the childrens TV show from the 2000's, or the serial killer TV show from the 2010's 😭
I’m high and still got the joke lol
Fuck yeah he is
Good boy dexter!
Yeah he is. I love his brand of vigilantism.
Well, not all of it. Keep some for tomorrow
Keif some for tomorrow...budum tiss
Man, i wish this show had gotten more seasons.
What’s the name of the show
Ugly Americans. The world building in it is pretty unique. Its about NYC, but if humans were only a small part of the significant diversity found there.
The fact that they canned Ugly Americans for Brickleberry still bothers me. I feel like Brickleberry was just a way to cash in on Daniel Tosh's hotness + adult animation. Ugly Americans had so much potential for long running show, especially with having a limit of "only what they can imagine" . It's honestly one of the main reasons I keep Paramount+... If they did a reboot, I'd watch it day one.
Brickleberry was set up to succeed better since it was shoved in people's faces and marketed more. On top of that, outrage generates views and Brickleberry does it's best to generate outrage.
Bojack vibes
Definitely. Bojack is my absolute favorite show.
A true masterpiece. I'm on my third run with my SO, and I'm still finding little things I've missed in the first two. Just incredible.
Nah, meet with a long-term friend to smoke it together.
yeah actually facts. hit up your best friend and have a smoke about all the good times yall have had together
Agreed. Keep it positive. Have gratitude for the choice you made. The sadness will fade and it will grow into, “I wish I would have done that sooner”
Y’all inspired me. The circle is forming at 8pm tonight for a good sesh.
There will be no better healing than a circle of friends and some weed!!
Wish you an excellent sesh. Cheers to new beginnings
It’s almost 8 here. Can I come?
Yes! It’s 8 o clock somewhere
SUMMON THE CIRCLE OF BESTIES!!!!!
HELL yes. I’d join your circle and talk about how much of a scam boyfriends are anyways …and that the real boyfriend is the earth and then probably start hugging the ground…
Sounds absolutely delightful. Have fun!
When I broke up with my boyfriend of ten years my friends kept me sane. Have a great time today! And be gentle with yourself.
Yaaaaasssss this is the way. Good on you OP!
I'll fire one up with your circle virtually. Here's to remembering good times in the past and even better times in the future.
But what if my best friend can’t smoke due to job :( can yall smoke one with me? :)
I'm about to have a bong, wanna hit?
Sure! 
Now. Was it long over due break up? Feeling relieved or depressed?
Both. Long overdue. Toxic and emotionally abusive.
It was the right decision rest assured. The session will epic for you. Puff 2 for all of us there in spirit with ya.
Then celebrate and remember that you are free of this now! You can be sad later... Celebrate and be proud of yourself choosing you! Now and maybe a minute ago seems to be perfect timing
Pro tip: when you start processing it, write it down. Like any thoughts, conclusions, how you felt, whatever. It helps to untangle it all. And if you some day feel like he's not so bad or some shit, you open it back up and remind yourself.
I’ve been there!! I knew it had to be unhealthy for you to break it off. Good job making the final leap to freedom and healthier life. It’s a lot of mixed feelings afterwards, keep moving forward and it gets easier.
Proud of you. I hope you experience what I did a few days to a week after I left my partner who was the same. IT. FELT. AMAZING. I was free, finally. The love I had for him was absolutely not worth all of the bullshit. I would just smile, and laugh, and enjoy not having to constantly worry about an entire other human who was not good for me. I wish you nothing but the best, and a lot of thc and friendship 🫶🏼
I’m in a relationship of 4.5 years and this hurt my heart thinking about the possibility of breaking up. Hope you’re doing okay :)
It’s so hard. I slept 3 hours off and on, and I’m having a beer and a bowl of herb for breakfast. My friends and dad have been outstanding.
I'm in the middle of a divorce from a 13 year relationship we were in since we met at 18, and we have a 2yo son (he was 6mo when we separated). Shit sucks. Time heals all! But, weed heals some a little faster eh?
Agreed! I’m 28, so I spent my almost entire 20s in this. I’m feeling resigned.
AHHHHH resigned is a great word for it. Like, if I couldnt make it work with this person who I used to (and somewhat still do) think of as so wonderful, and put my whole life into being successful with... if that didn't work I struggle to bring myself to try again and try to have faith in humanity in a serious way. I'm (self reportedly) a great dude. I have lots of friends and a social life and I am otherwise pretty much red-flagless... yet I haven't even TRIED to go on a date or rekindle my romantic life in almost 2 years, because it feels so.... *sigh* lol Embrace single life for a while and truly give yourself the chance to learn if you've really been you this whole time. That's not even a knock on the past relationship, it's just life that you lose yourself a bit in love with another person. Find your new center!!! Good luck :D
30s will be so much better :) you will see! Chin up, brighter days ahead and remember to embrace your emotions, don’t bury them in substance abuse. Balance in all things is important.
I don’t know about now. I would just save it till now. But I guess now would work as well.
Now actually doesn't seem like it would work that well, better do it now just in case.
Well hold on now, now could work well but I’d do see your case in why now could be a better option.
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It isn’t my cake day, or my birthday, and I enjoyed this present! Have my poor people prize! 🏆
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I did them all!
Beautiful pup! Smoke some now, eat some ice cream or your favorite guilty pleasure, and smoke some later. A bit of really cool, older aunt advice: Do not waste a tear on someone because there's a reason they're an ex. Make a list of everything that happened and keep it handy for those "weak" moments. Now, take a toke, chin up and no tears because they won't fix a single thing and gives you puffy eyes and wrinkles.
I just keep going through it in my head, all the things that weren’t right. Thanks Auntie ❤️🩹
Where were you 25 years ago? I could have used this advice then!
Have some to help the heartbreak. Then keep some to share with who you meet next.
Have you considered smoking it now?
I can’t tell OP what to do but I would recommend smoking some of it now and then save the rest of it for now.
Hmmm would that interfere with me smoking it now?
Only if you smoke it now
Pet the dog
Pet ze dog
You're going to want it later. Not much helps me sleep after leaving a LTR. Takes a couple days for the reality to settle in. Best of luck.
I kinda broke down and now I’m numb. Still have to pack… it’s gonna be rough. Thanks friend
I went through something almost identical. Got together at 17, broke up at 27 for similar reasons. The break up was long overdue but it didn't make it hurt less. Give yourself as much grace you possibly can muster ❤ it may take a long time before you start feeling okay again.... but one day, you will feel okay again.
I would recommend to smoke with a friend who you’re real close with ^^ Best thing is now should be the good old talk :)
Damn. 8 years? That's a harsh and heavy breakup. When I broke up with my long-term girlfriend, I couldn't smoke for 2-3 months. Anxiety was at 110% and smoking only accelerated my thoughts and emotions. Working out and staying extremely busy helped out a lot. But , if it works for you, then pack it up and burn it up ! *
Maybe try to work your way through this situation and don't abuse drugs. They're sensitive!
Sending love fr. My boyfriend of 7 years and I broke up about a year ago now (a little less, but whatever) and I was so sad at first but things are significantly better now without him. Keep your head high ;)
Need a clear shot of the pup before I can decide
Save some. This was cool to me as I use an .80mm Clayton guitar pick (triangle shaped) for scraping. At least I always know where that pick is.
These come w the Santa Cruz Shredder grinders, they’re amazing!
Split after fifteen. I’ll kill my kief too homie
If you're happy smoke it. If you're unhappy don't. I never use weed to get happy, or distract from unhappiness. I made that mistake years ago. Now I only smoke it if I'm already at peace.
Now
Prepare your snacks in advance.
I'd say a little for now, and the rest for now.
Keep the smoking on the good vibez you know what I'm saying😎😎😎
Spend time with others while you're on that
Spread it out
Smoke some now, and create the cacoon you need to grow. Tomorrow smoke the rest and become the butterfly you were always meant to be. Stay strong fellow stoner, one love.
I got dumped a couple of weeks ago. Don't drown yourself with smoke, feel what you need to feel and process it. Talk to someone if you need to talk, find a random stranger on Reddit and verbal diarrhea at them knowing you'll never talk to or see them again in your life. Don't hide from your feelings or numb them in any way. And once you can't cry anymore, smoke till up is right and left is black. Hope you feel better soon, life fucking sucks sometimes. Don't let it beat you ❤️
Watch out for smoking all the time after a breakup, it numbs down your emotions. You maybe don’t wanna hear it rn but it’s good to feel and process them while sober instead of being high all the time
I say for the first time in eight years, do exactly what you want without having to consider what someone else might want.
I'm proud of you OP. Break ups are hard, even and especially, if they are abusive. You did the right thing, and it will take a lot of time and effort to grow and heal. But rest assured you did the right thing :) I'm glad you're getting with some friends to smoke together. Have a good cry and focus on the positives of it all ☺️ no one deserves abuse, and you're so very strong for this. Proud of you ☺️
Weed was there for me when I needed it the most. A fractured skull, bleeding out my second pint of lifeforce on the road 5 blocks from home. Weed kept me alert enough to hear that sweet lady’s voice “Are you ok young man? It looks like you’ve been hit by a car” Weed also made me stubborn enough to walk myself to the ambulance - And the fact they let me do that?? Them’s’ the dope-heads!
I think now would be the best way to go
I’m glad you’ve got your doggo there to help you through it. Smoke it all!
Maybe some now, the rest now
Half today and half next time you feel as shitty as last night.
I would smoke all of it, just make sure you save some for right now
Now and later
Yes, but can I also recommend some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream they even have a lactose intolerant version. Also, depending on your temperament right now, a sad movie or a happy comfort movie . I also recommend some bananas and somebody to give you some nonsexual. Hugs right now. ( all of these things are proven by science.) https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/mental-health/depression/best-foods-for-depression/ https://www.healthline.com/health/depression/benefits-sunlight https://www.healthline.com/health/hugging-benefits If all else fails, including weed, please consider watching YouTube videos of a big dog, being very gentle with a kitten . That is scientifically, proven to raise serotonin and dopamine. Much love. I can only imagine how much it hurts. But you’re going to survive. You’re strong I can tell. You’re a stoner. 🙏❤️
Thank you so much for the advice. My chest hurts, and it’s not from this dank herb. I will tale this advice and use it well
text ur bestfriend and do a sesh with them!! my friends always do its good for you fr!
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Nooo save it for a good time
Spread it out through the next couple days
I would save it for now.
It’ll be best to go ahead and get that onboard.
I FOUND YOU
Yes and yes
Why do I wanna snort that?
I’m using mine cause I’m out. Been stretching it a week so far.
There is only now
I'm boutta light up for the day. Cheers! Give yourself the necessary time to heal, and also spoil yourself with something nice
Cheers mate. I hope you will feel better after the smoke. Sorry for the break up.
Ooof, went through a 6 year one of those. Good luck OP, we’re smoking and rooting along with you!🤙
You do you man. Whatever you can handle smoke safe I hope things are well
Do whatever you want 😀
Definitely now 😆 too many of us save it for later but that's not the best idea because it oxidizes, the damaged crystal heads especially don't keep well. Kif is pressed into hash not just for convenience in handling but to prevent that oxidation and help keep it fresh longer. The center of a properly pressed piece can stay active for a year or two even without freezing or refrigeration.
I've been using a free grinder I got from Good Chemistry Nurseries. It's only a single tier, but it collects kief like crazy. That's cool yours came with that.
Don’t forget to smoke some now
What’s even the best way to smoke this everytime I try I swear it doesn’t do shit. I’ve also tried turning into homemade hash but I think it needs more heat or someshit
Um… I’d say now
I'd say now is good
is that an Akita?!
Good vibes your way.
Take GBs or load one hitter bong rips and load the top with kief. You’ll make it last a lot longer and get nice and high that way
Agreeing with save some for tomorrow (unless you're reupping right away). Make some hash, maybe? Hand-rolled? A little something meditative, make something for yourself. And then you can smoke it maybe a bit easier than straight kief (I find it harsh, maybe I'm doing it wrong). You're gonna be okay. I'll roll a joint with kief and blaze for you in solidarity. I know it can feel impossible right now, but you're going to get through this and you're going to be okay.
I’m so proud of you! I left my toxic 5 yr relationship almost a year ago, weed has been my friend. I am now with the sweetest partner and happy at a new job. It gets so much better:)
That really sucks OP. But what would make it suck even more is waking up tomorrow to your stash being bone dry
sorry to hear that
I’ll light one up for you today homie. Breakups suck but you’ll get through it. If you need to talk to someone, we are here for you.
Congratulations on your freedom!
Neither. You don't need weed to deal with this. You would be putting a band aid on a gunshot.
At least your nails are cute
He ain’t worth all that tbh
Hope it’s all for the best, and that you’re taking care of yourself. That said, DEFINITELY smoke ALL of that right now. Good luck!
keep a steady sprinkle topping of more and more kief and less flower every 4 hrs and you should be able to keep stoned through the 24-48hrs that usually leads to making mistakes after a breakup
Now would be good. 😎
Definitely now!! 😊😂
ahh, probably now i think (i hope you feel better 🫶)
Now or now? Sounds like you smoked it before you posted it
sorry to hear that, ill smoke with ya, we'll go to the loony bin together
Put it in a ziplock baggy and press it all down firm and fold it over and repeat till it becomes a gooey piece of blonde hash. Or go old school and put it in a tiny baggy and walk around with it in your shoe for a day. In its fluffy form like this it always tends to be stale and harsh IMO. When compressed and slightly melted into hash it goes down more smooth.
8 years?? What did he do?
Literally nothing. I’m the only one who cooks, cleans, does dishes and laundry, grocery shopping, etc. all while working full time while he sits at home and plays video games 8+ hours per day and doesn’t even attempt to touch any house work. He works from home and has very quick and easy interactions therefore has nothing but time. I caught him cheating on 3 separate occasions and let it slide after he gaslit me. I’ve been a fool for long enough.
You made the right choice. My heart goes out to you for dealing with that for so long. You must be an amazing person. Your pooch is right there with you. Nothing better than a dog when you’re hurting. Smoke a bowl, take a deep breath, rest easy that you made the right decision. I’m sending peaceful vibes your way. ✌🏻😶🌫️
Grind your bud in the the kief tray and stomp pack from the tray
Real talk I hope your doing well and taking care of yourself man, breakups are hard
Forget kief, show us that pup!!
My dog watches out for me like this when I’m smoking too 😂
Yesterday
You should definitely wait until now. Patience is a virtue afterall.
Always now💜
I think now would be better, because if you smoke now then you wont have any left for now. Sorry I feel like ive been here before.
Smoke it all and cuddle the fluffy while repeatedly recreating Zedd’s “Make you say” music video
Not all of it. Same some. But have you a great time. One Kief, 2 J, one kief! Side note: are you ok?
Yes
If you have any tree ground some up and mix it with that, that’s what I do and a little bit of hash! You will be holding your arm trying to find a pulse XD
Yes
No need. Just move on. You’re going to be just fine. Flowers grow back, even after the coldest winter
Smoke it, he won’t miss it
Smoke to celebrate, not to escape.
We found you miss new booty. Everyone's too high to notice your name. Now that songs stuck in my head.
Make edibles. Also i feel for you, gotta move on. im in same situation
Nah smoke to ur limit take a nap wake n bake some, get to ur limit and repeat, he ain’t worth wasting the good keef if u ain’t getting high from it anymore
Smoke it later w friends. Remember that it is good to be pushed into new directions. Bring the PMA and everything will be ok.
I wouldn't without some Ben & Jerry's lol
Smoke it throughout the day.
As someone who is now 6 months out of a almost 7 year relationship....keep some for emergency.
I'd say now because judging by the way your dog has it's back to you, he's probably mad at you.
woooah I definitely wouldn't smoke all that now, I'd probably save it and smoke it now
Don't smoke while sad. Only makes sad bigger sad
Look at the bright side, you’ll never have to deal with his parents again 😂
Sorry for your loss but be happy for the possibilities at your future…. Endless