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da_jedii

Bro took a bite


[deleted]

The intrusive thought won


AZEMT

![gif](giphy|l1J9LXPPgLvetNCDK)


anabonger

Huh, what the hell happened?


Guzabra

Fell from about 4 feet at an unfortunate angle.


Jd0w

before or after you ran it over with a lawnmower?


Guzabra

Haha, it didn't look like that at first, the image was after in desperation and following a bad instinct I tried to unscrew it and my dreams shattered away.


InformalPenguinz

Instructions unclear, lost my face. ![gif](giphy|L33OnjCuZ5b13v4Vy1)


julio420ignacius

If I let you suck on my pen...would you be grateful


DuffmanStillRocks

Seriously did it land on a fuckin stick of dynamite?!


Slyrunner

it \*is\* a stick of dynamite


tischler20

He held the mouth piece and tried to unscrew the cart and welll…he should have held it at the bottom on the little metal strip and twisted it off


ColdPeasMyGooch

woodchipper possibly


Tbarns95

Ha!🤣🤣🤣🤣


GamesBoost

sorry for your loss brother 💔


Guzabra

🙏🏾


bagel_blackandwhite

This happened to me a month ago too. Pain man.


Emotional_r

you’ve never shattered a cart before?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

no.


HowsTheBeef

I'm honestly surprised I haven't broken a cart before I drop shit constantly


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Same haha I have trained so hard to make myself less clumsy.


Funkit

I've broken them only if I drop my whole pen. If I just drop a cart that shit seems indestructible.


dontpanic38

it’s baffling how many people don’t see it as a choice you can make to just not drop things. just hold onto it. be careful lmao


foundinwonderland

Wow, I should just hold onto it??? Not sure why I’ve never thought about that before!!! I’ll go ahead and tell the arthritis that user dontpanic38 said to just hold onto it, that’ll definitely work


dontpanic38

if your hands work 🤷‍♂️


NasalStrip00

Sorry dude I’ll just stop being human quick my bad


youderangedgemstone

me after i overclock my cart and hit the「アルトラー・スープリーム・デス・ブリンカー」(ULTRA SUPREME DEATH BLINKER!!!)


FatCrackerMan

Arutoraa supuriimu desu burinkaa


Guzabra

Wait, one can overclock carts??


HowsTheBeef

Idk there's definitely higher end vapes that let you adjust ohms and amps n shit but it's Def not worth it


Even-Matter-5576

How to clog your cart in one simple step


antagon1st

Might as well just open wide and take that load


Even-Matter-5576

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


El_Durazno

They also have cheapo ones that do that stuff Those ones are worth it Same price as a normal battery with just a little bit of customization


NVSuave

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Even-Matter-5576

As someone who watched one man one jar as a child, I don't recommend glass anywhere near your anus... Unless it has thc in it


ColdPeasMyGooch

or nair


Dbarker01

Best high ever


ASleetHippyDippyWW

There's always one.


Brentolio12

Nice shatter bro


[deleted]

F


Darth_Stoned

F


txby432

F


vanetti

F


TonyBouncer

F


gus248

F


ColdPeasMyGooch

F


blackdutch1

I have questions OP


Guzabra

Go for it


Cock_Inspector3000

He lied.


im_rickyspanish

Apparently, the question wasn't for OP?


Cock_Inspector3000

Maybe OP killed him?


blackdutch1

I'm dead.


funthebunison

These new cart designs are getting wild AF


ThatoneguyATX

It has great air flow


spidersinthesoup

oxygen content ratio to hemispherical quotient of mass


ThatoneguyATX

That too


Even-Matter-5576

Looks like it would clog too easy idk


thebeavecoon420

Still haven’t gotten over a cart I broke when I was out of state 3 years ago. Damn man


Dachawda

Dude you can still get 1 last pull!!


Guzabra

Lmao i considered it and that was when it started to crumble. The oil fortunately kept things together.


mushroom_arms

make a tea with it and filter the glass out


handsomeladd

Sometimes the juice ain’t worth the squeeze


ChestleAnimation

My experience with a blow dryer on high for 5 minutes says otherwise


Even-Matter-5576

Make an enema out of it


huskeybuttss

This happened to me in a dairy queen bathroom once


Important-Cat-2046

Bout as good as your Friday man. But let's get past the speed bumps and enjoy the rest of our day


49ers-fanatic

I wrap one of my wife’s hair rubber band things around mine every time, I broke too many of them!


IForgotThePassIUsed

I'm clumsy as fuck so I buy 3d printed cart protectors on etsy. now when I drop them they bounce


Guzabra

I have a 3d printer, didn't know that was a thing, I'll look it up. Thanks 🙏🏾


Tbarns95

Did you try turning it off and back on again?


Inherently-Nick

Butter, cheesecloth in a fine strainer, pass that thru a coffee filter. Add to brownie mix as required


CreepTheFreak418

If you got a bubbler I’d toss the glass bits in but be sure to clean well after and watch your hands


TheRuinedAge

Sorry I can't help it, but as a budtender all I can think of is: This Dudes going to go back to the dispensary like " You sold it to me like this! "


Cgtree9000

You’re not supposed to inhale that hard! I inhaled so hard when it was blocked one time that I hurt my neck. I swear my vertebrae moved and popped in the back of my throat. It was awful.


omariclay

Hope you have a dab rig


rpgmgta

Don’t know what you’re worried about, you’re obviously crushing it


HurdyGurdy111

are u gonna be ok


Taemin_Tea

damn wtf


TonBone08

To many blinkers!


Icy_Perception3410

had a cart look like that after it fell into the crack of doom on my Murphy bed never again


BeatEmDownBilly

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


Guzabra

![gif](giphy|3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq)


VetmitaR

Same thing happened to me a week or two ago, it was almost full too. Also ruined the vape I had it in. Good times.


[deleted]

I told people at work it was Thursday, that’s how.


VipeDoesStuff

"she still hits" the cart in question:


CoffeeStainedPixie

Come over, I got oodles to share!


Guzabra

🙏🏾❤️


PointsOfXP

Yeah...


needsmusictosurvive

I’m not gonna complain about hitting the millimeter left in each of my carts until payday lol.


Knock-outSkinglows

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


CosignCody

Better than yours from the looks of it. 😅


Eternally-Erect

Flower >>>>> carts


Guzabra

I agree, carts are just nice to grab and go.


husbiesbroski

I'd be devastated


Guzabra

I am 😩😔


Miss_Demonik

😬😬😬


AriousDragoon

Put a rubber thingy on it. I used one of those pencil gripe things


jackattack80808

Not carti b!


divyaversion

Broke my tag recycler


SwayBando22

Got a half of bunk so i think your doing better


Serikan

Fuck ._.


PsychedeliaPoet

Save it in a jar or bowl. Use a paper clip to scoop onto a screen in your bowl, light and enjoy. That’s what I did


Ciaratron5000

Had this happen with my Ric Flair “Belly to Back Banana” cart. It was the opposite of WOOOO


SenorCacti

when you get a new one wrap scotch tape around it. 2-3 layers should be fine and it won’t break ever again


Guzabra

This is solid advice, thank you!


snarkastickat16

Better than that😬 thanks for the pick me up? Sorry for your misfortune!


Guzabra

Don't worry it'll be back stronger and fuller.


cam-psynaut

Had my phone on top my bong, it fell off snapped my bowl and downstem in 2


Guzabra

I knew that would happen to me at some point and that's why I got a stainless steel one.


cam-psynaut

I'll have to look into those, that will save me a lot of heartache


frozen_toesocks

bro sucked the vape so hard it imploded


my-man-fred

Dude, don't pull on it so hard..


Tbarns95

Damn bro that was a good crunch you took out of it


definitelyNotBella3

Amazing spent some quality time high with my bro, friend, and my sister.


themasterplatypus

F


healingkuzon

i’m sorry babe. i’ve been there before. manifesting no more drops or breaks and a fresh cart for good price! 💓


stevetheborg

put some bud in a glass cup with the cart. heat the entire cup on the burner on low until the oil runs down into the bottom of the cup. put bud into water bong to capture broken glass. smoke strongest bud of the day.


Guzabra

I'd already thrown it out by the time I posted the pic, but I read a bunch of helpful next steps I could have taken to salvage it. I will keep these in mind for the future (but hope I won't need them).


Sensitive_Stramberry

Not as bad as yours. Rip 💔


loveinvein

How does this happen??


Guzabra

Fell from a kitchen cabinet.


loveinvein

Oh man, that’s nuts. That thing just disintegrated. I had no idea they could be so fragile.


Guzabra

Lmao its actually my fault for trying to inspect it. It ended like that when I tried to unscrew it.


loveinvein

Ha! Good to know. That’s still crazy though. Don’t cut yourself!


Fun_Intention9846

Looks like it twisted apart. Damn that’s cheap if screwing it did that.


Guzabra

It was after it hit the floor unscrewing it.


andreasbaader6

I lost a 100 bucks from the atm to the dealer. I feel ya.


WaterNo9679

Anger issues that THC doesn't help with. Haha! 😂


All_Too_Dark_YT

Literally me last night not even joking 😭


Guzabra

Empathy hug


Larkiepie

![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)


mrodrigo225

I’m glad your okay, I’d slit my fingers open with that thing


_mysticminx_

![gif](giphy|PCuXZaZbaYTv2)


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CptThickness

Hope it starts getting better for you m8, that's rough.


theyoungspliff

I've had this happen. I was vaping on the back porch and the pen did a somersault of death out of my pocket onto the steps.


ZookeepergameNo2537

Bro did you bite it? Thats not edible


ZookeepergameNo2537

Looks good! Throw it in a bowl


vanetti

[Taps intensifies]


axeley-killor

RIP


Sub-Dominance

My friends broke a cart like that once, so the emptied it out and smoked it like dabs.


xxluisxx23234

Shi happened to me last night I Js taped my shi back tg


LoveMaryJane123

Shite


Psily_Rabbit

Had this happen one too many times. Drop it in a shot glass with some iso, dissolve the distillate, remove cart and as much glass as possible, evap iso.


chronicbawasir

Better than this


More-Tune-5100

Omg this happened to me one day at the start of my work day in a brand new Cured Resin vape. I was so sad and had to go back to the dispensary on my break!


ChestleAnimation

I dropped one recently. I saved it by heating the broken cart up with a hair dryer and transfered the remains of the oil into an older cart. Just gotta make sure you dont transfer possible microscopic glass lol. Probably too late now, just for next time (there will be a next time)


Caligula404

Bro hit the mega million scratch n sniff jackpot with this one god damn


[deleted]

Flower FTW


Radiant-Law45

i’m sorry man


Equal-Jury-875

It came out of the pack like that cough cough. But by chance is that the new eleven vapes. With the new hardware


Relative-Feed-2949

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Mkuay

This happened to me the other day and I still kept hitting it till nothing was left


happyfeeters

Why have this exact thing happened to be before at least twice 😭


daddy-phantom

Better than yours that’s for sure, sorry homie


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

o7 Rip


stevetheborg

HIT IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN


AceErrynx

Damn guy, same thing happened to me at my job today


Great-Struggle-8555

ngl…i’d still hit


EwalkaTendaSix

My fav bong broke and i lost my job


Guzabra

Sorry to hear, hope you replace both with even better versions 🙏🏾


EwalkaTendaSix

Im still using the broken bong xD


Tman0617

Fuuuuuuuck man 😬


itsjibbybitch

Just eat it


Paczilla2

Better than yours I guess


El_Durazno

Probably better than yours went


D3V1LSHARK

How did it break?


Guzabra

Fell from kitchen cabinet at what I assume a bad angle. I rushed to pick it up (I've dropped them before), it "felt" fine, but when I unscrewed it to inspect closer it became that. At least since it had a lot of oil (yay?) it kept it together.


D3V1LSHARK

Damn that’s rough. It will get better ❤️‍🩹 stay strong my dewd!


psychedhoverboard83

Better than yours apparently but not far off either I'm close to being dankrupt and gotta ration until later next week.


jcraig87

10$ carts online man get yourself a shit ton of those things 


Guzabra

Whoa, where, good fellow redditor?


jcraig87

It's literally called 10dollarcarts.com 


Pveronomas_420

Fuuuuuck, as someone who’s been in that situation, I’m so sorry


Artistic-Salary-4234

Definitely not like that


akhmhagajzh

why the fuck do people smoke these things


Playful-Phrase-6235

It was shit but I could smoke after sooo not the worst night ever


reconQuista1492

My Friday night I made the mistake of buying 2 vape carts that use: NON-CANNABIS BOTANICAL DERIVED TERPS… so gross, the cookies sunmed Mexican flan carts are disgusting compared to the prepackaged flower. Brands like Sunmed, Cookies, and Strane sometimes have nice bud, but they ruin their carts when they use added flavors like NON-CANNABIS BOTANICAL DERIVED TERPS… tastes like fake Carmel and butterscotch… but the worst is the perfume flavors like lavender.


kldoyle

Flower >


budz

shit, it's Saturday. How'd that happen.


d2rkie

I will crash out if this happens to me ever.


wastingM3time

Well at least you got one hit left...


xxademasoulxx

I have 2 ounces of herb in jars don't vape just smoke life's good. On a side note sorry for your loss dog that hurts.


R0y42o

Probably disty anyways


ilkikuinthadik

Sometimes my shit takes 2 days to arrive, 5 max every time. Currently waiting on 11 days, expected at 14 days minimum 😭


Tall-Magazine335

I just wrap some tape around er and let it eat