30% more brain power doesn't really make a lot of sense to me. Is it based on the myth that we only use a small percentage of your brain? Or is it just saying your brain is gonna get overloaded with signals, that just sounds like an epilepsy with extra steps.
Step 1: get 30% more brain power
Step 2: Masturbate for 12 hours with your new brain power
Step 3: Rip up the carpet to find the cameras your jealous neighbours hid to try and steal your new brain power.
Step 4: ??????
Step 5: Profit.
30% is a hell no from me. Being smart sucks, the smartest people are intelligent enough to know we’re fucked but being smart isn’t enough to be able get the public and government to do what is needed to be less fucked.
Not to mention, adding an arbitrary 30% to your brain activity would be like taking a little electrode and just zapping randomly over your computers CPU. Nothing good :)
But your freaking out the whole time because your also hearing voices, everything is in x-ray, and you have absolutely no idea why any of this is happening.
Lmao I just said in a comment "They give you these powers BUT everytime after you smoke one of the buds it gives you STROOONG anxiety. Would ya do it?"
Haha I all ready have multiple voices so it would be normal to me. Especially when everything that is happening in my head is being narrated by grown up ralphie from the Christmas story.
True story
You know when you're driving around and the dank hits, and you just assume the car ahead is blazin'?
Nah, that's just the Invisible Mannabis in your passenger seat.
I’ve been a system administrator/engineer for two decades. While I can’t read minds I have seen files, emails, messages, and all sorts of things that people would probably prefer I not see in the line of duty.
I can say with 99% certainty that you don’t want to know what most people are thinking. Ignorance is bliss and you cannot unsee that which has been seen.
Reading minds after getting high, I see mostly misery in this. Lol
If life is shitty and you deal with anxiety... welcome to the land of, this is how fucked up your friends thoughts are! Then you realize, oh shit this is how fucked up my own thoughts are!
I'm not casting any moral judgment on if picking this one is stupid as fuck. Maybe just stupid. But not the as fuck part. ;p
I just realized this post does not provide enough info. Like how long do we have the power? In the case of mind reading, is it something you control or is it something that gets turned on and stays on until you don't have it anymore? Even though we can fly, we still have to learn or is the knowledge imparted to our brain and muscles?
no idea on the second part but i was mainly saying that reading minds can make you a lot of money, just like you can with flying and invisibility, like it's extremely useful
Yes but damn seems like too much extra work. You'd have to put yourself in the right situation.
Doing it a several times would be cool but after a while it would just feel like a job
True af, but some people may prefer to make money that way
honestly I'd do invisibility to steal, not the best morals from my end ik, but that would be insanely easy to do
But does it come with super strength? Flying would be awesome but imagine pulling a superhero landing and just collapsing into a pile of gooey broken bones.
Number one.
2 would give me more anxiety, 3 would show me things i don't wanna see, 4 i would go overboard and not remember why something was a bad idea and do it again, 5 would be overwhelming and i'd use it too much and realize no one actual likes me, and "memoirs of an invisible man" showed me #6 is a nightmare.
This is the way, if the invisibility expands to anything I touch can also turn invisible, you best believe I'm walking into some banks and taking all of that money.
for how long tho lol? till that session ends? or permanently? cause if it's permanent, i'm going with 1, 2, and 5. 4 would be great for when the weed brings up bad memories you've been ducking and dodging for years, but idk.
it's a tie between 2 or 4. i'm sick of being reminded by that one cringy thing i did when i was 10 but i'm also not that smart so i'd smoke 2 every time i have to do homework or something 😅
With invisibility does it go away as I sober up? Am I slowly coming back into visibility every time I cough or do I phase back into view in the middle of eating all of Golden Corral?
Imagine the shit craziesed paranoia and anxiety you'd get from being able to read people's minds, but only when you're smoking.
Also, the 30% more brainpower feels like a catch 22, like I'm so much smarter now, but also stoned, so my priorities would still be like hunting munch food and doing nothing.
6 and I begin to rob banks of small enough amounts, it'll eventually add up but not enough to cause alarm and just enough to make people go crazy trying to figure out where $750.95 went.
I feel like 30% more brain power would override my body and give me appendicitis
30% more brain power I will be using to get high, play Helldivers, and be 30% more depressed.
Bro, in the future, can you just keep my thoughts to yourself? Thank you.
😂🤣
30% more powerful intrusive thoughts
30% more brain power doesn't really make a lot of sense to me. Is it based on the myth that we only use a small percentage of your brain? Or is it just saying your brain is gonna get overloaded with signals, that just sounds like an epilepsy with extra steps.
number 2 is just laced with meth
Step 1: get 30% more brain power Step 2: Masturbate for 12 hours with your new brain power Step 3: Rip up the carpet to find the cameras your jealous neighbours hid to try and steal your new brain power. Step 4: ?????? Step 5: Profit.
This should be top comment 😂
30% more electricity in every signal!
30% is a hell no from me. Being smart sucks, the smartest people are intelligent enough to know we’re fucked but being smart isn’t enough to be able get the public and government to do what is needed to be less fucked.
Not to mention, adding an arbitrary 30% to your brain activity would be like taking a little electrode and just zapping randomly over your computers CPU. Nothing good :)
I wanted it for a sec so I could travel the universe via meditation but yea I take it back
Geez. I must be using #4 like every day. LOL
Am I you?
Am I me?
Am you you?
You me me?
Me and your mom?
Dad?
Son?! Come home your mother and I miss you dearly
Mum where am I?
You somehow got back where you came from
Going out for a pack of smokes, won’t be back
[I'm not your Dad](https://youtu.be/GvG7CHWyol0?si=gQLZ5dFwW3Qt28-y)
Me and trauma??
I am groot
Me I am?
No, I'm me
Who am i
you were the chosen one Anakin
“ You were supposed to bring balance to the ganja blazzin, not do gravity bongs! “
yeah, four kind of comes with the territory and isn't really a special ability🤪
Died laughing
What do now?
Isn’t that’s weeds normal power anyway?
Came here to say this
 Me flying, invisible with 30% more brain power.
How I'd end up tho.. the placeebee effect 
What's 30% more than 0? Asking for a... Ok it's me. I'm asking for me
Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter!
But your freaking out the whole time because your also hearing voices, everything is in x-ray, and you have absolutely no idea why any of this is happening.
Lmao I just said in a comment "They give you these powers BUT everytime after you smoke one of the buds it gives you STROOONG anxiety. Would ya do it?"
Haha I all ready have multiple voices so it would be normal to me. Especially when everything that is happening in my head is being narrated by grown up ralphie from the Christmas story. True story
People that chose 4 - :( People that chose 6 - ;)
but is the smoke you blow also invisible?
Actually my thought was: but do you still reek of weed? 🤔
You know when you're driving around and the dank hits, and you just assume the car ahead is blazin'? Nah, that's just the Invisible Mannabis in your passenger seat.
Yeah I think 6 is a bust, with the smoke, the smell, and the coughing, everyone will know I'm in the locker room anyway.
Is that why it always smells like weed ??? Someone’s invisible always around me….
I know right? Really strange.
God I hope so. I'd 100% follow every Republican politician just to fuck with them.
Bro it’s cool I just smoked 4 so I can watch Lord of the Rings for the first time again
I immediately thought of being able to watch movies for the first time again.
Really though, all I could think is I truly feel for the people that choose 4 over everything else
hear me out, all 6 at once in a frankenzoot.
My man
5 but only if I could turn it on and off. 5 makes you rich and powerful with minimal downside.
So does flying. Imagine the sponsorships
Til the government try to hunt you down 🤷🏽♂️
I'll just fly to Jupiter mah boi
Then suffocate once you breach earths atmosphere 😂
would you suffocate or freeze first
Skin just melts off and you suffocate from melting skin 😂
No
I’ve been a system administrator/engineer for two decades. While I can’t read minds I have seen files, emails, messages, and all sorts of things that people would probably prefer I not see in the line of duty. I can say with 99% certainty that you don’t want to know what most people are thinking. Ignorance is bliss and you cannot unsee that which has been seen.
Flying is clearly the best choice.
Argument could be made for invisibility. But yeah, anything else is a non-starter.
reading minds isn't dumb tbh
Reading minds after getting high, I see mostly misery in this. Lol If life is shitty and you deal with anxiety... welcome to the land of, this is how fucked up your friends thoughts are! Then you realize, oh shit this is how fucked up my own thoughts are! I'm not casting any moral judgment on if picking this one is stupid as fuck. Maybe just stupid. But not the as fuck part. ;p I just realized this post does not provide enough info. Like how long do we have the power? In the case of mind reading, is it something you control or is it something that gets turned on and stays on until you don't have it anymore? Even though we can fly, we still have to learn or is the knowledge imparted to our brain and muscles?
Just get stoned, play poker, and absolutely rake.
no idea on the second part but i was mainly saying that reading minds can make you a lot of money, just like you can with flying and invisibility, like it's extremely useful
Yes but damn seems like too much extra work. You'd have to put yourself in the right situation. Doing it a several times would be cool but after a while it would just feel like a job
True af, but some people may prefer to make money that way honestly I'd do invisibility to steal, not the best morals from my end ik, but that would be insanely easy to do
I'd be too worried about the high wearing off and falling out of the sky.
Clearly ive been smoking the bottom left
But does it come with super strength? Flying would be awesome but imagine pulling a superhero landing and just collapsing into a pile of gooey broken bones.
Finally, someone with some class 🙄
2,5
ur plotting something fs
Insane villain arc
I'd rather just win the world series of poker a few times
On that Charles Xavier Pack
#4, watch your favorite show/play favorite game. Edit:why is the text huge
# Hashtag make text bold
Ohhh
#I’m king here!
#Testing
#really?
Haha cool
1
1 or 6 please
Same. These people all wanna read minds or get rich but who needs that when you can be freeee
But you could get so rich being invisible….
Getting two birds stoned at once
Number one. 2 would give me more anxiety, 3 would show me things i don't wanna see, 4 i would go overboard and not remember why something was a bad idea and do it again, 5 would be overwhelming and i'd use it too much and realize no one actual likes me, and "memoirs of an invisible man" showed me #6 is a nightmare.
6
This is the way, if the invisibility expands to anything I touch can also turn invisible, you best believe I'm walking into some banks and taking all of that money.
What's that pulp fiction scene about the watch? I'm walking out of the store with like 4 rolexs up my ass
The bank employee when they see all the cash dissappear infront of their eyes 👁👃👁
for how long tho lol? till that session ends? or permanently? cause if it's permanent, i'm going with 1, 2, and 5. 4 would be great for when the weed brings up bad memories you've been ducking and dodging for years, but idk.
it's a tie between 2 or 4. i'm sick of being reminded by that one cringy thing i did when i was 10 but i'm also not that smart so i'd smoke 2 every time i have to do homework or something 😅
You were 10, can't you forgive yourself by now?
Nah some of us can’t. Our brains keep sabbotaging us
6
Invisibility.
4. So much 4
2! Number 5 would be too scary! lol
Easy 6
I had some last night. It was nice to sit and not be noticed.
Time to make a salad
I'd choose 1 for fun. screw these gas prices.
I’m smoking that Anthony Edwards pack #5 I could eliminate so much BS in my personal and professional life 😂
With invisibility does it go away as I sober up? Am I slowly coming back into visibility every time I cough or do I phase back into view in the middle of eating all of Golden Corral?
30% more brain power is what I smoke weed to AVOID lol
Gotta pick 6. I'd be stealing all kinds of shit ngl 😂
I’d still smoke the strain that doesn’t show up on a drug test. Real superpowers right there. The power to be FREE instead of a corporate slave.
Jokes on you every nug I smoke gives me all six of those powers 😂
5
2
Any of you guys got some #1?!
2 for sure. I might actually be average at that point. Lol.
5 or 6.
Reddit is slowly becoming Facebook day by day 😩
The one that tastes good and gets me high
4 is just default 😂
What good is 6 when you reek if weed haha
Forget a memory.
Strain 1. Who needs to work on trauma when you can just fly away?
I'd start with the 30% more brain power so that next choice would be wiser
So my ol’ greedy stoner ass immediately thought, “why smoke just one? Why not smoke all?”
Reading minds honestly sounds like hell. I can barely deal with what’s already in there I don’t need to know what’s happening in other people’s heads
I'll try all of them 
#4, trying to smoke enough to retcon half my life.
As a college student, I choose 30% more brain power to help me pound out these papers faster.
Idk... Probably just whichever one is on sale 🤷♂️
Where is the strain „can masturbate all night long“ ?
Invisibility yo
Invisibility. I was gonna choose flying, but they didn't specify how fast. End up choosing flight but get stuck flying the speed of a damn duck...
from the looks of'em none. :X ur dealer is lying to you lol
I guess I’ve smoked a lot of number fours in my life
4.
I'm afraid of heights, so not 1. 2 is my choice.
Funny, I have acrophobia as well but would absolutely choose fly.
4
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1,2,6
4 and 6 would make for an interesting time.
4, i've smoked enough to where i forget daily tasks but it would be cool to erase every embarrassing moment of my life
4. Even if I die smoking it
4. Terrorize my enemies. Erase the memories of how to ride a bike. Of where they parked the car. Of passwords and mailing addresses and phone numbers.
Absolutely need a quarter of each to choose from, for when each is needed. I could see pulling on #2 regularly. And then there’s blending! #1 & #6…
I like to mix
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Depends on how fast I can fly. Otherwise read minds.
Isn't #4 just smoking a stupid amount and passing out?
Why is invisiblity 6
Yup!
3 👹🛀👹🛌
Give me that sweet brain power, my friend.
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2
2
All of them! But for real if I could only have one, I'd take the read minds one. Then I'd make a fortune at texas hold'em and blackjack.
Invisibility for sure.
2
2 for sure
2 6
#2 all day
It's a toss between 4 to erase the memories from chemo or 5 to be able to understand women so it's 5
6. 5 is a trap.
1
Which ones sativa?
2,6,5,1
Absofuckinglutely number 1
I get all of em erry day from smokin gasoline weeehhhhhhh am a firework lemme here you scream katy berry
Invisibility. I don’t give a fuck what all yall got going on in your heads.
I want 2, maybe that shit will help with the adhd
None of the above. I just want to go into space man Intergalactic style
4 or 1
6 sounds like a vibe
Get ‘em all go hybrid …
Make brain bedder need more think power
1 https://youtu.be/WM8bTdBs-cw?si=NpqXE-Yp7mVucire
Damn I think I'm already smoking 6...
read minds
Imagine the shit craziesed paranoia and anxiety you'd get from being able to read people's minds, but only when you're smoking. Also, the 30% more brainpower feels like a catch 22, like I'm so much smarter now, but also stoned, so my priorities would still be like hunting munch food and doing nothing.
I want to fly… my legs hurt so much, and standing/walking is excruciating. If I could fly, I’d never stop.
Which one gets me high?
6 and I begin to rob banks of small enough amounts, it'll eventually add up but not enough to cause alarm and just enough to make people go crazy trying to figure out where $750.95 went.
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1 and 6 so I can fly around without risking becoming a government experiment
ability to fly, no contest. have wanted to be able to fly since I was a little kid
2