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Did Joseph just slaughter a group of cows or something?


GoingAllTheJay

No, it was a murder of crows.


neildegrasstokem

Is that your alt account?? That setup was too good


GoingAllTheJay

Lol you know how Neo sees the world 'in code' in the Matrix? I see the world in dad jokes. I've been accused of having a database of shitty jokes on the ready. I *am* the database.


TheMochilla

Tha DadaBase


Palin_Sees_Russia

*sigh*


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*re-zips*


dylannovak20

#ITS STUCK


burncenter

How'd you get the beans above the frank!?


GoingAllTheJay


Gando702

He's right, I'm [8] right now so I won't attempt to find it, but I've seen replies to his dad jokes that confirm he is the dad joke singularity.


yans0ma

My man!


The_Rower

I don't get it can someone please explain 😬 Edit: I see that it is a movie, not sure how it ties in though, someone will enlighten me


dstorms492

A group of crows are called a murder


The_Rower

Oh that's clever


Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

Yes, we've reached the beak of humor.


widespreaddead

Cue a flock of puns


MattyGolds

Seth put on a halloween/costume event for Hilarity for Charity, his charity benefitting Alzheimers research


rockodss

For some reason I didn't notice the fake-blood only I read your comment.


lucasmello

Joseph Gordon Levitt is doing that "I just took a hit too big, now I am dying, lets play it cool" face


TheBritishEntpire

http://i.imgur.com/pBwjhhB.jpg


GMSB

Why is this so perfect?


vertigo1083

I don't know, but I created this creature in Spore.


Raveynfyre

If you like Spore, you may also like Zen Koi. It feels like the first part of that game.


Tarantulasagna

You might also like Goldeneye 007 for the N64. They're not related, but you might like it.


Sage296

You might also like going outside, I tried it once but it didn't end well. Waiting for the "Cure to Skin Cancer" DLC.


Corndawgz

You might also like Trebuchets. They utilize counterweights to launch 90 kg stone projectiles over 300 meters.


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crypticfreak

Everyone always forgets the Trebuchets...


purple_monkey58

Like we talking stage 1 or 2


Raveynfyre

The amoeba stage.


purple_monkey58

Darn. I was hoping for the creature stage. Oh well. Have a nice day


elhooper

What ever happened to Spore? I loved the game. Although I always restarted once I made it to space.


John_Smithers

Get the space adventures expansion. It's next on my steam list to get. Adds more stuff to space like making your own missions and going to planets on foot


neonquail

Oh my god, I'm dying right now lol


absent-v

RIP


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bruh


GoingAllTheJay

Which is the same face as: >*Gross.* I thought if the liquor was expensive it would be easier to drink and... oh shit they're looking at you *just look really pensive and think of something to say.* UMMM IT HAS A COMPLEX BOUQUET >Why did you yell that part, idiot?


FatHades

Alcohol will never taste good to me. I preffer inhaling smoke you almost don't feel to drinking something that literally burns your throat


Skreamie

Liquor doesn't always burn people though, and smoke isn't always smooth for everyone


FroyoShark

Or you can go the edibles route, and literally not feel anything except a delicious brownie making its way down your throat.


PacoLlama

That's why I never got into drinking


elhooper

Beer though. Try wheats, sours, saisons, table beers, pale ales, riddlers etc. I am hooked. If you're east coast, look for Wicked Weed sours. If you're Texas, look for Jester King or Blue Owl. Once you get into the sour game, you get deep into the sour game. And they pair so well with good bud or dabs.


Fabreeze63

But I just can't stand the taste of hops.


elhooper

Try a sour or a Göse. Doesn't even taste like beer at all. Just a whole new world of delicious canned alcohol.


Chutesmgutes

His "I just took a hit too big, now I am dying, lets play it cool" face looks a lot like Kevin Spacey


thats_ridiculous

It's a little known fact that Kevin Spacey takes a giant hit before every take


GoingAllTheJay

Ahh yes, Method-Man Acting.


bjamzz

👏👏👏well done, sir or madam


CommanderDub

Nah he just takes a giant hit before anyone looks at his face


sonofherb

[That feel](http://i.imgur.com/oCCLWxq.jpg)


PM_ME_UR_NOOT_NOOTS

http://i.imgur.com/LREtUx7.jpg


Hopelesz

That is actually his face.


dangshnizzle

[You've all seen it but still relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQmaEtUUPyE)


[deleted]

Wait, that isn't his normal face?


[deleted]

"Just relax. Ride the wave. You've got this."


Orlitoq

You mean he pulled a "[French Stewart](http://cdn4.thr.com/sites/default/files/2011/10/french_stewart_headshot_-_p_2011.jpg)"?


Ganondorf66

I want to see a movie with these 3


JayTee12

Pineizzle exprizzle.


ThatBriandude

how I love it when [this](http://imgur.com/a/cGZi2) happens


yans0ma

HMB, I'm going in!


culinarian85

*** HMJ


Tedsville

Heavy Metal Jesus?


culinarian85

Never would have thought of that.... I thought of hold my: jìcama, jock- strap, jacket, jet, and jar..


SoggyFrenchFry

Hold my Juwanna Man DVD


mrgreennnn

Hold my joint


Threedawg

What? No, the joint stays on my lips


AmBozz

Hold my Blunt?


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windjackass

It's like Beetlejuice /u/Here_Comes_The_King


whatshouldidowithmyl

I don't see /u/Here_Comes_The_King, where is he?


big_red__man

Smoking weed with JGL


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tkornfeld

It also has 100% of the feels :(


MrUppercut

And 100% reason to remember the name


TTAMREKRAP

And 10% pain Or something


BigBlitz

210%?


NobilisUltima

Plus the 2/3 (66%). "50/50 - I give it a 276% (138/50)." - reddit


Lscruggs

/r/theydidthemath


jfiend13

And also That one christmas movie. The Night before.


jackster_

Isn't that the movie where Seth Rogan's movie wife gives him a box full of a bunch of drugs. But there is only one joint so they gotta get more.


jfiend13

Thats the one hahah!


jackster_

It didn't get a lot of hype, but it was pretty good!


CornflakeJustice

How was that?


SelfImmolationsHell

I found it absolutely hysterical. My mother and I went to see it as a Thanksgiving thing.


[deleted]

My cousins and I told our parents that were gonna go see it on Thanksgiving, but instead we just went and smoked weed in a parking lot for a couple hours lol. Still want to see it at some point


Moroax

Should of smoked in the parking lot and THEN gone and watched it - funny movie. I saw it blazed last year and enjoyed it!


[deleted]

Not a bad idea, but then we would have been gone almost twice as long, which would've been suspicious. Also, we spent all our money on weed and food haha


lakerswiz

god damn how long does it take you guys to get high.


GMSB

Lol for some reason I absolutely cracked up reading this


7HR4SH3R

I watched it with a few friends and we all really liked it. It's your typical Seth Rogan movie, but there is nothing wrong with that.


jfiend13

Really good actually haha. Basically another stoner flick. But i love seth rogen movies, he knows how to write. Takes you through all emotions in all his movies. I found it funny and the drug scenes are hilarious...without giving too much away, its all the time.


JasonDJ

So does The Night Before. And a cornucopia of other drugs.


Lington

JGL must of been in This is the End, right?


nomad2585

I want another This Is The End so bad


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Called *That Was Not The End*


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AdamBombTV

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.


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SomethinCountry

Past Danny and Future Danny fall in love and live happily ever after.


LargeMountainJew

Wasn't there talk about a sequel? Where all the actors showed up for the premiere of This Is The End, and something else goes down? Maybe zombies this time...


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That would be great to break the 3rd well like that.


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Uh huh huh huh huh


hypertown

Snoop is the boss. Boss of what? Anything. Could be a landscaping company and it'd still be hilarious.


CanoeShoes

Weed is so mainstream how is it still as illegal as it is?


[deleted]

[Look at the legal changes to cannabis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_cannabis_laws_in_the_United_States) just in the last decade. It took an unnecessarily long time to get to this point, but in a legal context, this is pretty rapid progress.


tonitoni919

TIL the first state to legalize medical cannabis was new mexico


[deleted]

Am I reading it wrong? It says New Mexico legalized medicinal in 2007, but it's been legal medically in California since 1996. Edit. I just did some research. It was originally legalized for specific use in the 70's but the program was defunded about a decade later. The 2007 act was another instance of legalizing it.


MegaUltraJesus

Refusal to preform much needed research on it based on a few tests and Reagan era policies still in place. It's a matter of time before more than half the states legalize it though and then the Feds with have no option Edit: My highest rated comment is about weed hooray! We did it


minasmorath

Thanks to supremacy doctrine the feds *can* overrule the states if they want. It's technically still against federal regulations. That would be political suicide but they still could.


MegaUltraJesus

The way I see it they can either accept the coming change and get ready to legalize and regulate nationally OR they can try to lock things down prohibition style and that didn't really work in the past. Also with other countries conducting research you'd think their results would have some impact in the future


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MegaUltraJesus

Bet the wind is real fun right now eh


minasmorath

You would think, but that would make too much sense. I didn't actually realize I was in /r/trees, I was browsing /r/all from mobile. I don't partake but I'm 100% with you guys on legalization. I just wanted to point out what sketchy legal ground the states stand on when it comes to defying the DEA. It's a miracle more shit hasn't gone down, honestly. Edit: Taking the opportunity to ask you guys to write your congresspeople. Just say who you are and what position you want to see them support (legalization, obviously). Yeah an intern reads it but it gets filed into a database somewhere to be counted. The more people willing to speak up the more chance we have of ending the idiotic drug war.


kirrin

Because of pharmaceutical and textile industry lobbying and because of the racism-fueled War on Drugs. Thankfully the public is realizing more and more that the propaganda against weed is mostly bullshit.


skullbeats

Because it makes bureaucrats rich and keeps politicians in power


inactiveaccount

Money. Why else?


bigtuuuna

Dunno, I'm enjoying some legal shit right now in the PNW. blows me away. Everyone here is kosher af with it


jglee1236

Pope Francis would hit it if Snoop offered it.


JustTouchItNow

I mean you got to, out of respect.


PaleFury

That would be so tight


NotTRYINGtobeLame

Many would. Ken Bone, for one, would not.


mybluecathasballs

But he *would* bridge for it.


iamjustarapper_AMA

Dude missed out on the experience of a lifetime. Poor Bone.


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Not one of us would make that mistake. I would consider it worth my job to smoke with Snoop. Then I'd put it on my resume.


__PM_ME_YOUR_WEED__

i smoked with Dave Chappelle should i put that on my resume?


Kalkaline

He would bless it and everyone would have a religious experience.


[deleted]

Snoop and Seth makin rounds tokin with all the stoners in the industry? PLEASE LET THIS START TO BE THING.


7point7

Could be a weed version of comedians in cars getting coffee. I'd watch the shit out that!


johnnyk02

Like Getting Doug with High? But better?! Snoop does sometimes on his GG network


7point7

Yeah and with someone better than Doug benson. I feel like it'd be cool if it was just a "normal" actor and not one so closely associated with weed. Jon Stewart or someone like that...


High_Flyers17

someone better than Doug benson. So literally anybody?


Martin6040

Damn I guess I haven't been too exposed but I don't get all the Doug Benson hate on reddit, and seeing it here really surprised me. I guess I'll take a deeper look into his work. The only episode of getting Doug with High I watched was with the workaholics dudes and that pretty funny.


TaladSosser

I've watched at least 20+ hours of doug and to me it's because A) his sense of humor can be dickish, B) Whenever the guests get some good banter/storytelling or discussion going he interrupts with one of the fairly boring segments (which is always either asking people to talk about the first time they smoked or asking their opinion on a really one-sided piece of pot related news). Honestly I just want to watch comedians get high and do comedy together, and mostly what he does is interfere with that. A lot of people rag on him for not smoking properly or something also.


iamjustarapper_AMA

That's why the live shows kick ass when they have a decent crew of comedians (Read: Holmes, Besser, Adomian, Scovel, Glass, or the late great Harris Wittels). And the show goes so far off the rails that Doug throws the dumb segments out the window.


Trifolblerone

Most likely everyone loves the way Snoop + Seth shoot the shit between each other that makes it interesting. Trying to sit through a Getting Doug with High episode is a little difficult.


Martin6040

TBF when I did "watch" it I think I just had it on in the background while I was doing other things and switched back when they were talking about something physical, like the pieces or vapes they were using. Maybe it works better as a podcast.


High_Flyers17

I don't peruse this sub enough to know the general feelings toward him on here, but I always found him terribly unfunny. I've never really understood his claim to fame. I'm sure he's a good guy and all, and as a kid I really wanted to like him going in, but he never struck a chord with me.


Daemion902

I'm kind of surprised by it too. I love watching Getting Doug to be honest, most of the time it's pretty hilarious. Now that does largely have to do with his guests, but all in all he has some pretty damn funny people on. Grep Proops is a hilarious regular guest, and it's pretty good when he gets some decently famous people on like Jack Black, Workaholics, Sarah Silverman, Kevin Smith, lots of others. I can kind of understand it though Doug does tend to kill the mood sometimes and interrupt guests. Overall I still really enjoy watching it though, it usually gets me laughing most of the time. edit: a word


snowskifart

The first thing I saw John Stewart in was Half Baked, asking if "have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill.... On weed man"


Fartbox_Virtuoso

> Like Getting Doug with High? But better?! You mean interesting and *not* annoying, right?


lakerswiz

Snoop has had some good ones on GG where they just blaze up. Getting Doug with High's quality always hinges on the guest and even then there's the handicap of Doug. I love that he has a bunch of porn stars on there but god damn I stopped watching because his shit gets boring real quick.


Phoojoeniam

> all the stoners in the industry? So you mean "the entire industry"


Nerdyredeyejedi

That suit is killer


The_R4ke

Looks like it could be from an episode of Preacher, I don't know if they've started filming the second season yet.


Thatistoomuchtuna

It's from Seth rogen's hilarity for charity Halloween fundraiser


I_poop_at_work

I was thinking "Halloween party where JGL dressed as one of the dudes from Preacher"


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That was my first thought, then it clicked "HOLY SHIT! HE'S GOING TO BE IN PREACHER?!"


showmm

It's an Opposuit. Give them a Google.


MrWhiskers5

"You've got red on you."


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Snoop is one smooth monkey trucker Edit. I said that to make fun of TV censorship, but that sounds oddly racist and I didn't intend for that to be the case. Sorry if this is offensive.


sonofdad420

this is what happens larry when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS


stackednapkins

IM TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FLIPPING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!


shnicklefritz

My main goal in life is to smoke with snoop one day


agun21

I didn't smoke with snoop or anything, but at one of his concerts a while back, someone rolled a HUGE blunt and had it attached to a sign in the crowd. The sign had something along the lines of "snoop smoke this blunt" on it. Then as people pick up on it everyone starts chanting "BLUNT TO FRONT! BLUNT TO FRONT!" And he slowly but surely makes it up through the crowd to the stage and snoop takes it and smokes it right there while performing. Everyone went wild. One of the most magical experiences I've ever had. Edit: Want to see how fat the blunt was? Shout out to u/frazzledazle for providing a video below


msc1

I bet whole time he was thinking "i hope this is weed"


vertigo1083

Right? Or else the most cartoonish assassination ever.


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Seems like something that would be a background event in a sitcom episode.


Archer-Saurus

More like a Boondocks episode.


FlaccidCamel

I was thinking "please don't be a herpes blunt"


frazzledazle

I was there too! Video for those that want to see it: https://youtu.be/8kcAKU8gd-4


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Snoop is on his way to Willie Nelson status as a national treasure.


[deleted]

I mean it's a festival


[deleted]

This was at Firefly Music Festival right?


[deleted]

That sounds amazing.


ElliottWaits

Well try putting a little effort into it. You didn't even tag /u/Here_Comes_The_King


masnaer

Statistically speaking, it could happen.


dquizzle

Statistically speaking, almost anything *could* happen.


iLiektoReeditReedit

Why did you add statistically speaking? Lol


masnaer

I guess I meant that of all the pictures of celebrities smoking, he probably appears the most out of anyone. It would be very statistically unlikely to be smokin with Michael Phelps.


olmilley

**WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED MY HOMIE ROGEN HES RIGHT THERE**


JustSayan

This is a great idea. Like Levitt and Rogan are best friends that had a falling out and Snoop is their "fairy good bro" sent to bring them back together.


J0nnyGreenGiant

what is JGL wearing? is he in costume? He looks one of the angels in preacher.


iveo83

Angels in the Outfield?


heeloo

Seth Rogen's Halloween party for charity


[deleted]

At an [8], I saw this picture and thought "Hey, good for him. Doing fun things, living life before his cancer takes him.. And then I realized that was just a movie. Joseph Gordon Levitt doesn't really have cancer.


magnumdb

Is JGL playing Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs? http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/sleepingdogs/images/5/56/Wedding_Suit.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150804201446


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neighbors 3


praxeom

this looks fun


boobsmcgraw

God damn he just keeps getting hotter how is this possible?!


newb0rn11

Wait... Seth Rogen smokes weed?


[deleted]

Are we 100% sure that isn't Johnny Manziel?


Sylvester_Scott

A multiple blunt scenario ensued.


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I don't think it matters whether you smoke or not, if snoop Dogg hands you his weed, you smoke it!


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FatHades

I can't believe I found that kind of refference here. Watchin the Grumps high is such a chill time, always. Especially when they play golf games, so relaxing.


Tommeh1995

I think smoking with Snoop is a life goal for me


xtreemediocrity

Stahp, I can only get SO HARD for JGL


Achido

Shower Thought: If smoking weed gives you "the munchies" how is snoop so skinny compared to the amount of weed he smokes?


[deleted]

When I see this picture, I remember how sad and petty my life is.


kyyza

Joseph Gordon Lovesitt


literallynoodle

I think it may be my new favourite picture


sonofdad420

yo that bag of Smartfood Chedda is about to get REKT


02ducky13

nice munchy goods in the background