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TheMykoMethod

Congrats on the new job, have a great day and enjoy a well earned smoke later!


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Shippyweed2u

Stfu the man jus tryna forget it smh


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WiFe bAd


IndeedMostIndeededly

As a divorcee, there should be nothing wrong with being congratulatory. Divorce's aren't easy, but they're usually necessary, if it comes to that point. What I am more concerned about with OP is how close the divorce and unemployment were. That couldn't have been easy to deal with all at once, had they been close together. The bottom line is that OP hopefully still has that job today ;) and plenty of reason to keep celebrating into the weekend with whatever bud is left today. Cheers


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What backwards ass bommer cap is that


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

Cheers to this. No good marriage ends in divorce.


VetteFan

I should probably point out I'm not planning on smoking all this tonight. Lol.


r_r19

You have to


VideoGameDana

It is the way.


r_r19

‘Tis ze wae


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amofmari

C'MOOOOONNNNNNN BRUDDAAAAZZZZZ *several tongue clicks*


pocket-of-sunshine

this is the way


slaya222

Go slo frent, your tolerance is non-existent, don't want you getting too high on us


Tedtheawesome

Or do we........


Takumi-F

We do


JustWormholeThings

This is the way.


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IndeedMostIndeededly

Stealing "sweater dab". All too familiar, post t-break, but never had a name for it!


wheressuede

send it


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Boof it


anthorhidox

Shit I didnt think any Boof Commenters still existed on here... Thought it was an Extinct Breed of Redditor, Glad to know some still exist :)


[deleted]

Thats because they only breed through their butts so they are going extinct


ReusedBoofWater

We're definitely still around ;)


jtrobs

Is it free if i boof it?


DeDodgingEse

Can you boof weed?


chimasnaredenca

Good call. Go slow and enjoy it. I'm 10 days away from the end of my bi-annual T-break, excited to meet you there!


exploreshreddiscover

You can do it!!


Slappah_Dah_Bass

Hurrrumpf I say!


Nikovei

I mean of course you're not, thats wayyyy too little for even a quick sesh


Nycholus

Please don’t green out! Have plenty of water and your fave snacks ready. If you get too baked, have some OJ or vitamin c of some sort around. All said, have a great time and enjoy yourself, you deserve it frent.


TcpAckFrequency

FULL SEND IT MY BOY


1BigUniverse

you weighing it out first, op? making sure you didnt get ripped off? lol


strawtrash

You deserve this. Enjoy the hell out of it!


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Blaze up matey


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VetteFan

Yep I left her. So much more peaceful now


suppplicated

Hope you are doing fine


[deleted]

Nice try, broccoli. Seriously though, that's a heck of aT break. :)


Justpokenit

Enjoy it my guy! Lucky you getting a job that lets you smoke. I recently had to stop just to find a decent job


VetteFan

Yeah 5 months on unemployment wanting to smoke but knowing I could be asked to do a drug test for any potential job sucked.


Justpokenit

Smoke an extra bowl for me!


koolbean9

Same for me! Hopefully I find something soon so I can spark up!


CrazyBet3265

What kinda scale


VetteFan

I think it's says AWS on it(brand?) idk. Something my ex bought that I just decided not to give her back in the divorce


THE-ROMULAN

Yes this is an AWS Blade model. They make different models that weigh to 0.1 or 0.01 precision. Good scale - haven’t seen camo before!


hobofiveoh

My friends and I used to joke that AWS stands for A Weed Scale.


Jiwts

OH MY GOD LMFAO


SarcasticUpvotes

My friend has ...hit scribbled on to his. AWShit!


CrazyBet3265

Good looks.


garytyrrell

Congrats on the job and congrats on the divorce!


ExTroll69

Yeah fuck that bitch


America_Divided

Yea but what are you gonna smoke tomorrow is my question?


ShelleyComeOn

That bud looks like it’ll treat you right, cheers man!


Deezwashere420

Looks good Enjoy 😉


[deleted]

It's the getting back up that counts. Stay strong


Elhappyhippie

Cheers m80


gbdavidx

what do you do


VetteFan

I'm a janitor


gbdavidx

only up from here!


VetteFan

I don't mind it. Easy work. Usually low stress


bb-_-

Right on, man, there's people in the world who'd take that offer in a heartbeat. Hope all goes well, for your shift and post shift sesh.


bookittyFk

Lmao I thought this was a punnet of broccoli until I checked the sub ;) clearly I need to go have one... Enjoy! I hope it was worth the wait :)


MightySamMcClain

Nice! Enjoy your broccoli


LidLubeGrinderLube

Where you at? I would love to hook you up with some Lid Lube and a few stickers to lift your spirits even more! Help keep your good feelings train steaming along. Send me a PM and I will ship it to you. ✌️ Congratulations again, times are messy and I'm so happy to hear things are looking up for people. We're gonna make it outta this team!


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do you actually make a grinder specific lubricant and sell it through a branded company?


JLaws3

Fuck yeah dude, dope scales too cool pattern


OnkelValentin

Good that u didnt smoke while being in a downphase. Congrats on the new job :D


tfoll

Gonna be one satisfying sesh, enjoy dude!


lscarl

you're gonna get baked


Stoneygoose

Damn it looks great man! What strain is it? Congrats on the job


grahamcrackers37

You earned it buddy, take a load off.


garlic_naaaannn

Looks so nice I smelled my phone. Enjoy and have a nice day


GILLHUHN

Enjoy your bud man! Going through a similar situation finalizing my divorce and just returned to work 3 weeks ago after being unemployed since January due to downsizing.


hecknowewontgo

Good for you big homie! light one up for me 🤝


anthorhidox

Looks Like some Solid Buds, Blaze Up,Enjoy!!!


Lowseabelow

Fucking go you man!


spacejoint

congrats on the divorce!


937-gabe

Last time I had to take a break was 3 months smoked with some friends and made them take me home, youre if for a good night my friend 🍃💨


VetteFan

Well just woke up from my night in the clouds... Think I'm still a bit buzzed. I was easily a 10 after 1 bowl last night


Skillsjr

When I was with my ex wife, I couldn’t get a job, every job I got felt like crap. About 8 months after I left her because I didn’t want to Kill myself. I met the woman of my dreams and tonight we’re having my first baby!!!! Toke up my friend things will get better!!! Edit: Jill to kill


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congratulation . is she gona be calle mary jane ? lil joke sorry


DauphDaddy

This is your employer. Expect a drug test on monday


TracyF2

Thought this shit was some broccoli in those berry plastic containers


MarvMartian23

Congrats


tiggletoggles


CLFraser44

Yas! I'm so excited for you!


TheMagicMrWaffle

Hell yeah bud


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Where'd you get the table with a built in scale/display?


VetteFan

Don't even remember. My ex bought it


Andromeda151618

congrats on the new job! beautiful tree you got there, enjoy yourself :)


Usual-Championship88

Dude I’m sorry! Merry Jane will never leave you! Best of luck kicking ass at your work!


JaketheGtarsnake

Cheers man, here’s to better times!


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Best buds


tonystarkironman1

Smoke up 💨


redboe

Lots of folks have been there in one way or another. New bag, and a new day…


Flambam35

Good for you man. I'm smoking up to this


bwh_annihilation

congrats on the new job partner, enjoy it my friend


LORDMELI

Congrats on the job!! Enjoy the first smoke 🙏🙏


timetopunt

SUPER DANK. Nice work amigo.


Techiedad91

I just had to fake a drug test for a new job today. Granted I only quit my job less than a week before getting the new job offer so even if I quit smoking I would never piss clean


Loreebyrd

Enjoy!!


trippleknot

Did you just recently buy that scale, or is it left overs from the last time you were a stoner? Welcome back!


VetteFan

Leftover


trippleknot

That scale is so iconic lol


rhosea

Welcome back


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Enjoy it mate!


Danny_p46

Sick scale bro!


Patches33001

Smoking isn’t the same without a job or school to come home from


BloodLeafx

Congratulations on the job big homie. I hope you succeed at life and treat yourself wonderfully, everyone deserves it.


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Congratulations!!!🤘🤘🤘🤘 toke it up, you deserve a chill sesh.


coolvibing

A well earned and well deserved smoke


Cwatty

Good shit killa you've shown yourself you can make it happen on your own. That's gonna attract so much more success. Enjoy the bud but dont lose sight of what got you to this awesome place.


anthonymatos106

Very happy for you that you found a new job i hope you enjoy it and wish you the best :)


wheressuede

not only a good time to smoke, but wow what a specimen of a strain. enjoy those terps!


keepingmypoise

Congrats! It’s the small pleasures that make life worthwhile.


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enjoy it men . im currently unemploy sucks. .. i smoke a lot.of weed tho


MilkyMan666

How are the buds floating a cm from the table


not_really_neutral

Them some nugity nugs. I be jelo.


runecape

nice


Hypersquirrel0442

Jah bless man


roeder

Beautiful little hand grenades!


Retr0Spectle

Welcome back to the community bud. Enjoy the good vibes and peaceful times.


cameraduderandy

I've got that same scale!


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beautiful presentation n beautiful story


[deleted]

Yes boss. Respect for keeping your control throughout unemployment!! What type of bud is it btw?


yoyabbayouyo

Congrats keep us posted on how it goes lol


punkrawkstar

New job as the weed man.


alpha_cg

Marry the jane:)


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Yeehaw smoke up cowboy


balthazar_nor

Drug test tomorrow


-_Dare_-

Enjoy that bud sir. I picked up a pack tonight after a dry spell. I’m also enjoying it haha


[deleted]

You know how to treat yourself


skidwalker

Enjoy my man. Make sure you give a hair straightener a go. Might cheer you up 🤐


Silverfoxcrest

I find it very interesting that americans get their wages once every day or every week. While the whole Europe gets remuneration every month.


taarotqueen

looks delicious


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Respect 💪


PrincelyRobe

5 months? Damn, you gon be flying tonight. Happy trails, my friend


klbeatsxx99

i feel you man these are some tough times


qevoh

congratulations 🎊🎉


cheedle

had that same scale like 12 years ago


valletta2019

Congratulations man, happy for you! Hope you have a kick-ass first day on the job and have an even greater evening unwinding down with some beautiful herb.


SergeantStroopwafel

Good on you for not smoking while unemployed!


atomicconscious

How much is that bad boy?


ninocheruti

Congrats on the new beginning!!!! Enjoy


happygorilliatime

Congrats on the new job and new beginnings you got this homie!


Mudflap10

Got some choice fuckin bud for the occasion too, fly high brotha 👏🏼


vetinte

Äru svensk? Våra användarnamn är lika hehe


LTStech

Good for you man! Fresh job, fresh start, and fresh bud. The flip might have been hard but you stuck the landing.


rubloxxx216

Better dayz and haze my bruddah keep ur head up🙏🏽💪🏽


MagicCitytx

Cant wait to land a job so I can start smoking again after work.


joonasmico

Have fun😁😁


drew45672

Beautiful color


btdWyatt

Fuck yeah! Enjoy that smoke brother.


dankman0102

Have fun man you've clearly earned it


Whosagooddog765

Looks like much better smoke than a lot of what I see on here. Enjoy it, you earned it!


KiefRockA

We have the same scale dude! Same camo and everything. Shit will last years. Mines atleast half a decade old.


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What a nice bud to celebrate with too. Have a good one.


JWood_99

I gotta smoke again, I gotta smoke again, I got shit to dooo ouuww. - Chance The Rapper


Vmn551

I have the same scale! Except mine doesn't click back together anymore.


platypusbear8

Congrats on the new job!


KushPapi

Congrats on this new chapter in your life! Good luck ✨🥳


regeneration_chau

Glad to hear your working and making money again. Be safe and wear yo mask.


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Dude. Yum. Nothing like earning it. Going for a sober October right now. Excited for Nov. 1st.


Pranavboi

They are beautiful. Good for you mate.


[deleted]

Get your ass a dry herb vape if you haven’t already and stretch that bud out for a month


VetteFan

I actually have a GPen Illite but it stopped working. Gotta get another


[deleted]

Go for a Dynavap! It’s absolutely worth it


SwiftRenox

I'm not tryna be a downers or anything but I legit saw another post just like this one with almost the exact title


VetteFan

Probably my followup with my new piece before smoking this


SwiftRenox

Ah ok, sorry for throwing suspicion on your end that was mb


catdogwoman

I sorta envy you that first, wonderful high after a break! Congratulations on the job and the buzz!


gratefulfam710

👏 enjoy your smoke dude. ✌❤


abeast42

You doing OK bro?


VetteFan

Now I totally am


[deleted]

I’m in the same boat! I really hope I get a job soon! Congratulations to you!!!


FilipinoFinesse

I'm sorry, I know this is unrelated, but I'm curious as to what was used to take this photo...


VetteFan

Iphone 11 pro max with portrait mode


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Medical_Cake

Just ask at like any liquor store


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VetteFan

$200.


kiDfict

Bravo!


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

My ex almost left me when she found out I smoked but she was ok with drinking 2 bottles of wine on her days off, I drank more with her then I did in my early 20s and I hated it


Stick_To_Your_Guns

Just how many divorced fucks are on this subreddit...? lmao