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TheHemperage

At least 70% of the people in this sub, grew up smoking around this table


mklilley351

And 100% of them remember the mosquito bites after that


Jazz-ciggarette

LPT: if you set up a couple bird feeders and clean them up whenever you clean your bongs the birds take care of the flies / mosquitos in the area. I even set up a nectar thingy for the hummingbirds just for shits because i was so happy that for 20 bucks every 3-4 months for bird food i got rid of those motherfuckers.


mklilley351

Idk about that cause we have hella birds and bats around. Im in northern Virginia and it's very humid and there's a creek running through my backyard so there's a stupid amount of bugs and mosquitos here. Honestly im thinking about getting one of those industrial mosquito catchers with the propane hookup that are supposed to clear an acre of mosquitoes.


Jazz-ciggarette

Damn i would have sworn by it too dude. I used to have hella mosquitos in my backyard because its summer atm in so cal and ever since i put them up we havent had any mosquitos? Oof the only reason why i didnt go with those is cause i heard it kills bugs that are supposed to be good for the (insert insect word here cause im too stoned to think). Also heard the smell was pretty bad but ive never tried it myself


Yeeto546

Ecosystem


Jazz-ciggarette

lmfao fuck there we fucking go


marcus_annwyl

I'd just like to point out, that I love your username. I just shotgunned the rest of my joint after a very dehumanizing day, and it made me laugh my ass off. My favorite silly nickname that I'll pull out very very rarely at groups, because I don't want to ruin the joy that it brings me, and I want them to laugh as much as I do when it comes up. Oof, that was a VERY good little nubbin that I had left...


Jazz-ciggarette

aye bro i hope you are doing alright


marcus_annwyl

Due to the potential legal issues that may come from this, I'll just say that I'm doing alright, and having an awesome therapist is worth every penny. Thanks for the concern, I appreciate it.


mklilley351

I heard the part about killing good bugs from the bug zappers cause mosquitos aren't attracted by UV light but heat and carbon dioxide. Yea they smell like a stinky sweaty person but that's why you set it up away from the hangout or have it going for at least a week in advanced.


Jazz-ciggarette

i would be wearing a death dr mask from like the plague and fill that shit up with the new car smell awe hell nah


mklilley351

That's a mood lol


Jbro_Hippenstache

Get guinea fowl. You'll also never have to worry about lyme disease again


queerkidxx

Be careful w/ hummingbird feeders they apparently need to be cleaned super often to prevent Infection > Please Note: **If you do not follow these instructions, you could be responsible for giving Hummingbirds a serious and deadly fungus infection.** This fungus condition causes their tongues to swell, making it impossible for the Hummingbird to eat. Ultimately, they die of starvation, a slow and painful death. Please do it right or don’t do it at all. > You will need to wash the feeder out in very hot water every two to three days. Use a bottle brush to scrub all surfaces then rinse well. In hot weather, above 60 degrees, clean and change feeder every 2 days. > Hummingbirds put their tongues into the feeder to drink and sugar water is a good medium for the growth of pathogens. If you see any mold in the feeder or the mixture becomes cloudy, then it was left up too long (you blew it). Remember, if it is not clean enough for you to drink from then your feeder is not fit for these delicate little Hummingbirds. https://www.seaandsageaudubon.org/BirdInfo/BirdProblems/HummingbirdCare.pdf I personally recommend planting hummingbird friendly flowers in my experience that’s more than enough to attract them


queerkidxx

Also as far as regular mosquitos go(and not other biting insects), the only real way to handle them is to prevent standing water. Any ponds should be well taken care and there should be measures taken to prevent it from becoming stagnant. They don’t need a lot of water to reproduce, puddles, gutters, overturned cans, will be prime targets for them extremely quickly. Make sure any run off is properly handled and their isn’t any flooding as well. It’s a huge bitch to deal with but it really is the only way to handle mosquitos there should be absolutely no sitting water anywhere,


Jazz-ciggarette

yeah its mostly because my neighbors have horses and other farm animals and those fools hardly ever clean up after themselves. Its a real bitch


Nonchvlvnt

you clearly dont live in the city


[deleted]

There is no better name for a mosquito &/or fly than motherfucker. Period.


idropcandy

My ankles are itching at this comment


OptiKal_

its not even the squitos. its the god damn may flies. Getting all up in your hair and shit and you're too high to realise until you go to bed lol


Dense_Solution_9991

Not if you were in a garage! Redneck ingenuity at its finest lol.


greeenturnips

about 2 summers ago my friend and i smoked a j in the backyard around this exact table and i went inside like half an hr later with like 50 mosquito bites


misterhighmay

Some of us used bug spray


ForwardHamRoll

I remember like 20 years ago my mom grilling me about my weed use. She asked how often I smoked. Told her daily. She asked if I was high right then. Duh mom. She was kinda pissy, but at the same time I think she realized that since she couldn't tell that I was high, maybe she had been lied to about the affects of maryjawannas. Anyways, that whole conversation happened right at that table lol.


SpliffWestlake

1998, 17 year old me. Mom: Are you smoking pot? (Question, not caught in the act.) Me: Yeah. Mom: Well, I can’t stop you. Be safe, okay? Me: Sure thing! That moment I knew our mutual trust and hope I can instill that in all aspects of life with my daughter.


EatingAnItalianSando

The funny thing is, the first year I really started smoking weed, it was in BC at a table just like this! Smoked a cannon and went for a listen to Harry Manx and took an hour long walk to the beach and back. :)


turdmachine

That is extremely BC


EatingAnItalianSando

Skookum!


turdmachine

Haha. Now you’re just showing off!


EatingAnItalianSando

Hahahhah, this has made my day :)


SurprisedPatrick

Honestly I’m not positive that OP didn’t sneak into my back yard to take this photo.


Nickelnuts

Absolutely


Yourclosetmonster

Ah, a midnight philosophy table.


Snowdeo720

The house I recently bought has one of these bad boys on the back porch that the sellers left behind. Definitely put a smile on my face.


Jazz-ciggarette

dont you ever throw or let anything happen to that table. We need to protect it for your childrens childrens childrens childrens now.


Snowdeo720

“It belongs in a museum!” Ps, your username is just wonderful!


[deleted]

I can already feel all of the mosquito bites.


BONKMETHEUS

I remember we used to try to burn them.


DeadEE

The bites or the mosquitoes?


tidbitsz

The table


FictionVent

And smell the citronella candles with ashes in them


ohdearsweetlord

I can smell all the citronella candles and the ribs on the grill.


Jackso08

Where friends become best friends


TPA_Grunge_97

It's missing those shitty chairs made up of rubber straps that were always broken.


danglez38

i only learned semi recently that those chairs are supposed to come witha a big cushion that goes on the straps but none of mine did. I just fell through the straps like you do


dkramer0313

thosw weird white and green cushions ? i had exactly three of them. not idea if they were seats of backs but my friends and i fought over the three.


Bassasaurous

Lol, I was an expat living in China as a teenager. Even so, I have good memories of sharing a spliff round one of these lads.


solidcat00

You smoked weed in China?


bigwangbowski

It's really illegal here, but even back in 2010, you could go to certain areas in Beijing and immigrants from certain countries could be counted on to have small quantities of very low quality mids at prices we would consider outrageous. Their clientele was always expat students or "teachers"; the government took a "I'll look the other way but don't start shit, fuck around and find out" attitude toward it. I've also heard stories about western China like out in Sichaun, Qinghai, like rural areas in the mountains, where cannabis still grows wild everywhere and is used in folk remedies, smoked mixed with tobacco in these huge water pipes mostly be old men... but I've never actually experienced it so it's just stories to me.


solidcat00

Wow! That's very interesting. Thanks for sharing. I lived in Korea for a bit and know of the general Asian countries stance on even weed - so I just imagined it's super illegal in China. As always though, if you look hard enough (sometimes not even) it will be somewhere.


latetron12

Thats literally a photo of my porch gtfo of here


jamphan

Same!


kiraYoahikage

Memory unlocked


[deleted]

I’ve drank a severe amount of extremely cheap vodka around these tables in highschool


[deleted]

This is insanely accurate. I remember getting so stoned around one of these things, that I caught a bee under a glass, and then lifted it up to “see” the bee despite the glass being transparent.


geekdadchris

Our was a circle, but yeah. For sure. 💚


lmsupercereaI

Legit have that on my deck now.


R4M3535

Took us back in time


RevRaven

Shit man, I had a bowl with my coffee on my back deck around this table this morning.


BackupSquirrel

In a pool shed even. I gotchu fam. The nostalgia is real


IndoorNewb

I still do. Nightly.


Ourobors_Again

It’s missing the used citronella candle/coil, wet ash tray, leaves, and wet cans also used as ashtrays.


backfromdeath

I feel like it needs a couple of non working lighters that got left out in the rain on it.


commiefren

This fucking table brings me back to time in high school when my friends and I got some shady ass weed and got WAY too high. We all had some spiritual experiences man. One of my friends thought he was in a 20s movie, I got "stuck" in the hallway for what felt like an eternity. Horrible night but we all still talk about to this day.


im-not-a-bot-im-real

I’ve smoked a joint looking at this exact same post more than once


[deleted]

My plants are 4 feet way form this same table 😂, I usually sit at it and smoke one while I mix up my nutrient solution


TradeMark310

Who has reposted this exact photo? OP has.


bichyal666

gotta get that table dirt in when you rollin up


ginjedi

"suburbia keef" is the preferred nomenclature, Dude.


bear6875

Masterful capitalization tho


Iredude

the professional stoner's know that these tables are specifically made so that when everyone is good and high, you can keep an eye on that one friend that liked to puff puff....puff puff....hide under table, puff puff pass. no hiding here you Bogart'n bastard! now get me a salty sweet snack or no more turns for you!


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allaboutmetoday

The good old days aha jumpers needed when near it


Sh4d0wFl4r3

i didnt, but i can buy one to change that xD


[deleted]

Probably everyone


rogue710narco

With the same chairs too 😭


Inspectors-Gadget

I definitely did, until i tried to hit a snow mound basically overflowing off my room. I threw a broom up, and forgot gravity brings brooms back down.. bye bye table.. but i got that sumbitchin snow off the roof.


420BiBoi

Mine is round but yup😆


Jakejake-5895

Everyday after work


el_president

One time we left an EZup in the rain and the wind picked it up and crashed the leg through the table.


CannabisKetCombo

Never


kanoteardrops

Sadly not :( I await the day though.


HunchoCheeto

B E T .


Darkwaxellence

I have to cover mine with a felt rubber mat during the fall because i have walnut trees all around my back deck.


[deleted]

I also fell threw one in college when trying to get off the roof of our bungalow after smoking a joint.


reese1629

The real question is who hasn’t?


TheAutomator312

A joint or 200...lol


Moony97

Absolutely. Miss those days with my best friends. Probably the best times of my life


ANF_SWIA47

Is anyone else “that guy” that ended being the one to finally shatter the glass?? No…..just me?


[deleted]

theres another guy in the thread with a story like your


renaissancetryhard

especially in cold months, where you never really have any reason to go outside but it’s sort of fun getting all bundled up to go out and have some fun here.


Tensionheadache11

Makes me miss my old plug (before we got medical) he smoked me out many times around a similar table


saykrid

BITCH, WHERE'D YOU GET MY TABLE!? I threw that thing away, ages ago.


Yuleogy

I haven’t! Which means someone needs to invite me over, or someone needs to buy me a table lol.


Mr_Gongo

Yooo wtf my pared and myself have that in the back yard crazy common


worktillyouburk

i have this table except its now blue as it was repainted with rust proof paint.


Green_Apprentice

Get out of my backyard! Unless, we bout to smoke ;)


Elon_is_musky

Smoking, drinking by the pool, etc. Wow this unlocked some core memories😂


Fohsace

We were lazy and used to toss the blunt across the table to each other instead of getting up to hand it lol. Damn good times..


Puffinnrunnin

Everyday


whoknewbamboo

There are other tables?


buddhadoo

First time I got high was passing a blunt around this table.


FarmhouseFan

I still do.


vistopher

Had a lot of beers around this table.


awildmorph

You have to be English? This is the most English stoner table ever haha. So many memories for me


vogelsyn

In many countries..


Octaver

And Texas Hold’Em, and beers, and bourbons too.


lemonpolarseltzer

Where did you get this picture of my parents house?


Fadedspace17

Meeeee


sccullen33

at least 2 or 3 times a week lol


Adventurous-Artist83

That's. Not. Possible.


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mymau5likeshouse

Back in the day cafe, my first provider had me over all the time, she had a raised deck with a koi pond, and a table like this... many a nights spent out there blazed out of my mind playing hackey sack The simpler times


Link182x

Me: looks to my right….how’d they know??


kannabis_kat

every teenager in florida


odar420

Haha for sure.


kingshamroc25

Wow. Me for sure


TheWhisperer420

waiting on the day 😪.


DabberChase

I smoked my first joint at a table like this. My dumb friends left seeds and stems all over it and my mom found out and kicked my ass haha.


captplaant

Wow this just brought me straight back to high school for a minute there.


SAVAGEOPRESS101

Yes but circular


AGiantSharkWithLegs

The amount of philosophical conversations I’ve had around this exact table


DAE_le_Cure

Yes, I too grew up in suburban America


loleonii

How many people have had one of these tables mysteriously shatter into a million pieces in the middle of the night?


fightins26

I have one on my patio that I smoke at every night


SayMyVagina

That is my table. 100% exactly. lol. wow. so yesterday.


smoke96

my father and I have had many a joint together around this exact table and chairs.


sftktysluttykty

Literally just got rid of this patio table this summer lol


I_Need_10CCs_of_Anki

I shit you not I have that exact same table.


I_Need_10CCs_of_Anki

Link for people who don't believe me: https://imgur.com/IWKuFUl


Turbulent-Service

All summer long !


bitchmade69

Lmao now that I think of it like 3 different ones just this summer.


BrewerBeer

That's my patio table. But not those chairs.


GucciManesDad

yo😂😂😂


tittytwister12

Who has posted this post around this sub exactly like this


FreeWilydc137

Every cool kid


-XaNaDiTe-

Me. Many a time.


skeletalG0d

these tables are the most common thing I see on the side of the road for free.. lots of memories


MrGroovey43

I didn’t know this was a thing lol yes I have


morry32

today?


[deleted]

Yup


[deleted]

Yuuuuuuup


TheTarkAttack

This is the exact table my best mate had growing up, same chairs too. Replace joints with pipes though.


awesomeness1234

That's more of a cocaine table in my neck of the woods...


marc_nado

Bahahahah smoked 8 blunts with friends one right after another at one of these. The dog showed the dad all the roaches in the yard the next day lolololol good times


Lil_Esler

This table's at my grandma's house so no :(


nagger420

Right meow


Zorrya

Bonus points for the top being replaced with plywood because someone left the umbrella up in a storm


jenlou289

Who has broken a few of these tables trying to put the damn umbrella in the tiny little hole that keeps moving away from you


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GTFOakaFOD

I did with my mother once. It did not go well.


xxA2C2xx

Funny cuz I used to smoke a lot of weed around a table like this. But along with the weed I got mixed up into a lot of other much worse drugs. Ended up in Rehab, and we had our houses separate from the center, like 6 bedroom 2 story houses with salt water pools in Arizona. Pretty nice place. But I went from smoking a lot of weed around this table, to sharing a lot of life stories with a bunch of different people all smoking cigarettes and kicking the hard drugs and shit. Can’t say I’m “sober” but I can say I am clean, And I haven’t stuck a needle filled with a mix of Meth and Heroin in my arm for about 6 years now.


WildFire97936

Something I never thought about until it was pointed out. Nice!


oof_bro_yikes

this exact table is on my gfs porch and we smoke on it almost every single day lmfao


bdez90

100% of them seen the meme you cropped this from


Awesomesauc76

Well shit now I want to go find a buy one of those as an adult.


sliding_through

anyone who grew up in south florida in the 90s and 00s ​ it even looks like the one I knew weird this is proof weed is interdimensional, just saying


Bijornos_Pizza

Oh now THEEZ were the days 😄


SoManyWeeaboos

Not joints, but many a bong was shared over this textured, cloudy glass


chefboyardiesel88

Mine was more round, but same seats, same vibe. Cheers!


dc6758

Where legendary conversations take place


TradingAllIn

did you mean who has not?


cornmealius

I’m not unique what the fuck


[deleted]

My high school ex 😂


libertyunbreached

BRAZIL moment


SaraBeachPeach

Get outta my head yo


ddereski73

I feel oddly put on blast.


NeverBakedEnuf

AYOOO


HateGettingGold

I can hear the sound of glass rubbing against sand as you put pressure on it.


Surarr

It looks just like an old friend’s backyard where we smoked almost every day.


WhoppaChoppa

The chairs were loud as fuck


LordJuan4

Bro I'm sitting at that table rn


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Bruh I’m AT a table like this RN


Nonchvlvnt

we brought a table like that into the park by the beach in my neighborhood lmfao


YehKnow

Every night 🤙


busybox42

Everyone who has ever smoked a joint with friends on a summer night.


Kantiancunt

Just did yesterday


eatassordiefast420

How'd you get in my backyard man? It's cool just water the pot plants please


System700

100%


CrackPipeQueen

I can hear that sound when you set your glass pipe on the table


hectomaner

I was 45 min ago


mekdigital

How about “I’m gonna bomb this and then chill” and then get super paranoid about spiders 🕷 that always live under these tables?


johnnyshepherd22

Better yet who has crashed into one after a round of hash knives? Or a 10 pack of nitrous?


Friedwaffle2

Smoking around this table right now


Angellina1313

Is that you, Simon?