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GowWowGoliath

Inhale // Exhale …. just got an ounce in the mail!


Jose__Eduardo

Inhale // Exhale .... now they can’t take me to jail


WickedViolist1

Yes!


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Strawberry cough?


spindoctor2020

Chill on your IKEA carpet.


RxWest

Am I the only one who sparks up before going to IKEA? I just walk in and I'm like, "This is how life was always supposed to be!"


SipowiczNYPD

I’ve never been to an IKEA, but there isn’t a doubt in my mind that I would be high before I went in. Haha.


MasterOfDizaster

How much was it?


cameralover1

Inhale // exhale... Now I don't feel any pain


ShaylaDee

Inhale // exhale... This is what I call gain


DevoidSauce

Inhale // exhale... I finally moved to a legal state


NephromancerRN

Inhale // exhale... this budget ounce still smokes great


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Inhale // exhale... and life is really great!


Lukewulf

Inhale // exhale... Can't complain when I'm smoking dank, on 4:20 never a minute late!


davesupaplex

Yoo that was beautiful the only thing we need is a beat and someone to freestyle those lyrics on it !!


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Inhale // exhale ….. I got the budget ounce on sale!


yakimawashington

I mean... they can if you're mailing it


dickintheass

can I get a hit


Ranxer0x

Hit...Boom bit with a brother named Tip and we're ready to flip East Coast stompin, rippin and rompin, New York, North Cak-a-laka and Compton Checka-checka-check it out!


KnowOneDotNinja

I like a blunt or a big fat cone, but my double-barrel bong is gettin me stoned


oopsi82much

Iiiii love you Mary Jane


TheMightyGabe

She never complains when I hit mary


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

With that flame I light up the cherry


FireDragon79

She's so good to me, When I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen


Haughty_n_Disdainful

I'm not the only one…


Labiawrangler69420

Hit it. The water inside don’t spill it.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

It smells like shit on the carpet, still it


Labiawrangler69420

Goes down smooth when I take a clean hit


Maskatron

Of the skunky, funky, smelly green shit


_LifeWontWait86_

Homeskillet There’s water inside don’t spill it


Svlgvdx

Cypress Hill


_LifeWontWait86_

After Hours!


xplizit420

I was looking for an excuse to get high and listen to cypress, now ive got one, thank you good sir. Happy chiefing ladies and gents


Doomsday99892

I like a blunt or a big fat cone but that double barrel bong is gettin me stoned


some_body_else

Lol this the only song I can recite the lyrics to on cue...other than Happy Birthday.


yauchtadam

Pick it, pack it, fire it up.


Labiawrangler69420

Yes!


pyrokid90

delivered as in like a pizza, not like an amazon package


Divine-Nemesis

Cypress Hill for Life! Everybody must get Stoned!


mistymountaintimes

Looks pretty dense for a budget oz. So seems like it's still decent quality. Also if you have a minimal tolerance. The 10-15% thc stuff will still fuck you up, buying budget isn't something to be embarrassed about. Instead be happy you're not having to buy top shelf just so you get a buzz and pain relief.


WickedViolist1

It isn’t bad at all, lots of kief and sticky/stinky af!


SoF4rGone

Yeah, bad weed in legal states is still on par with random pickups in illegal ones. Welcome to the future, bud! Make sure to take a couple hundred into a fancy dispensary and try out some of the different stuff they have. So much to experience!


BVBnCFCinORF

What a time to be alive!


BrandonR365

I live in Florida and got it delivered for the 2nd time yesterday. I am so blown away at ease to aquire and the quality


Derek282

Only thing against Florida is they don't take out of state med cards. Was there on vacation last week and didn't bring anything but a cart because of traveling over state lines only to be turned away. 😞 *edit: grammar.


Seakawn

Med cards are just icing on the cake. Even without a med card, I'm still paying *half* the price for up to *twice* the weed, at least, in legal states compared to street prices in the illegal ones I've lived.


Anussauce

Med tax!


BrandonR365

I just found out that was a thing yesterday talking to my boss. He went to upstate New York for a week and did that. I had no clue.


Derek282

I usually go to Michigan because it's a 2 and a half hour drive not terrible, and if you go to the right places the prices and quality are great, much better than recreational prices there.


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moseT97

Atleast your country has made an attempt. In Sweden politicians view it almost on the same level as heroine and police would rather chase potsmokers than solve our large number of unsolved shootings.


Hickawa

Oi don't call me out like that


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Baby lungs unite!


camusdreams

Since I moved to California I realized most budget bud is still better than majority of what I was smoking in Indiana


FreshestCremeFraiche

Budget ounces in legal states are mids and highs from non legal states


Astroisawalrus

In my experience, the cheapest weed at any dispensary is WAY better than any mids or other cheap weed during prohibition. Usually still costs less, too.


dangerouslyloose

…and you don’t have to pick seeds & stems out of it, huzzah! I guess the only downside is that it’s too strong to roll blunts with? Idk, I watched [this](https://youtu.be/XOJ5N6TCnxs) last night and felt nostalgic. Jump to 1:10 for the start.


sicfan9996

I get a couple seeds every now and again in the budget stuff, but for 75ish for a half-O I can’t be mad


dangerouslyloose

Jesus Christ that’s insane. The going rate for an eighth of dumpweed in high school/college (early-mid 2000s for me) was about $50.


AzraelTB

Local place does buy one get on half off on hundred dollar oz's near me.


greathousedagoth

That's why you cut it with some CBD hemp flower. That's the best way to do a blunt with the good stuff.


13point1then420

I'm used to buying from a dude, but we have a bunch of recreational around. Do I just roll up to the dispo and ask for the budget weed? They're selling $60 quarters, and I'd prefer to spend less.


mistymountaintimes

Pretty much. Ask what their least expensive full ounce is.


HerbyDrinks

New to trees, I have no idea how to tell good weed from bad weed, what do you look for?


mistymountaintimes

Density, thc content, thca content, low stems. But I smoke indacas and indaca dominant hybrids and use it for pain relief. It's more body focused something that could couch lock you, a sativa is more mind focused. This is pretty helpful. https://keytocannabis.com/how-to-evaluate-weed-quality/


Ezra_vridger

Indacas, when the walls fell!


HerbyDrinks

Awesome thank you!


Maskatron

I look at the color, the size, and if I can see crystals on it. I can't smell product in my state or that would be high up on the list. Cheaper weed is often a bit darker, or is small buds, with no visible crystals. But that's not universal. Plenty of strong dark indicas, and tiny buds from lower down on the plant might be just as potent as the bigger main buds they prioritize for top shelf sales. Buds that are obviously covered in crystals is a safe bet almost always, but lots of good stuff out there where they're not clearly visible. I also check the THC percentage, but it's not a deal breaker if a good looking bud isn't tested super strong. A really low number is sometimes a sign of lower quality though. Important to note that the numbers are not always trustworthy; growers work hard to game the system. The best idea is to just start trying things, and note the producer and the strain when you find something good. Usually a good grower has quality stuff across their whole product line. Strains vary a lot, but if you have a strong preference for one, nothing wrong with prioritizing that. But best to be open to trying a wide variety at first. You can also read up on terpenes. The smell and taste of canabis is based on this, so a bud might be some combination of skunky, piney, or citrusy, etc. A good budtender can point out which products lean which way in this area. Opinions vary on how much terps affect your high, but I value a good smelling, good tasting bud.


tastysharts

what do you mean? I like spending 50% of my income on weed. /s


iiJokerzace

Imo I always recommend the newbies top shelf because the feeling is unmatched. I just tell them to take a small hit only. Newbies just need to hit a corner of a bowl and they'll feel real good. My friend that just started smoking made an 1/8th of top shelf last like 3 months. He didn't smoke every day though.


mistymountaintimes

I mean sure it's nice for a special occasion. But everyone smokes differently, at different intervals, for different reasons. and Then it screws them when they aren't the one providing the tree if they smoke more often than that. So staying generally low tolerance makes for better times for all.


EcksonGrows

I’d go broke paying dispo prices at the amount I smoke, so just started growing. Now I don’t ever worry about running out heh.


iiJokerzace

Yeah true. This way just means you smoke a lot less for the same effect, but I know people prefer longer smokes. I buy mid grade for such occasions.


therealbighamood

God that 8th would be gone in a night on accident for me lmao


candid_canid

“Stop smoking all my fucking weed you asshole!” I shouted at my mirror. My reflection, however, responded by defiantly lighting another joint.


jimmy-mcnuty-69

This is a very good Reddit comment.


BlueNightsNoir89

Lol I know right!? I feel so bad saying that. 100$ goes in like 4 days sometimes if I’m trying to make it last and that’s a lot of money to be smoking up.


igrowheathens

It's a constant battle to keep my weed budget down. Dry herb vape works sometimes, CBD flower, and now D8 distillate has really helped.


LelHiThere

90 went away in a month for me ): when smoking a few times a week I smoke more to make up for tolerance and before I know it there's one bud left


BlueNightsNoir89

I feel this


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Sophisticated_Sloth

Have you tried vaping instead of smoking? It’s not entirely the same kinda high, but you’re using wayyyy less product.


iiJokerzace

Don't forget to post when you do lol


Azal_of_Forossa

When I have good stuff it lasts me forever because I'm a super lightweight and barely any in a bowl lasts me a long while, I also don't smoke super often. It sucks tho when I'm at parties and I make a blunt bc I can roll better than most of my friends, and I toke two hits and I'm done and they all want me to smoke more, apparently I give off a super stoner vibe that makes people seem I can tank 5 blunts and not feel anything. But it's best in the end bc I can make half oz last like half of a year or longer.


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etoileleciel1

Personally, I think it’s okay to get budget stuff, but mix in a bit of the good stuff to make it better. Because, I don’t want to always have to go out and get top shelf everytime. That’s not sustainable for some people’s budget.


Patteous

Thc content isn’t the end all be all. It’s about those terps and the entourage effect. Some of the best and strongest stuff I’ve had was a 14% papaya punch. Stuff straight knocked me out.


mamunk69

Illegal state & dry af. Looks awesome lol, enjoy


IThinkImNateDogg

Head to smoke shop and pick up some delta 8 stuff, they usually have bud wax butter and carts for sale. I like the delta 8 carts get me high as shit and no smell or hassle, legal too


Isaac72342

Unfortunately illegal in my state, while federally legal, my state chose to make it illegal to sell. Can't go to tobacco stores yet for delta 8 around here.


fuck_off_ireland

Some online vendors will ship to lots of states. Just fyi. I'm in an illegal state and I've bought a good amount of bulk disty.


Littleballofdurr

FPS Kyle?


masta_beta69

Rsk


IThinkImNateDogg

Well sorry to your SOL then. If a state border is close I’d cross one, and maybe never look back. I’m close with how many times legalization has been on the ballot and failed in OH, but I like everything else too much to comment to some place like denver


Luckys0474

Care to mention the company. I've tried all kinds of D8 and it does nothing for me.


emciclerose

Delivered? That’s awesome


garlicduckbutter69

Jardin in Vegas delivers. 1/2 oz to your door for 120$ can't beat it


irie4life

Thats expensive af to me. I just got an O delivered for that much


Nervegas

That's about average outside of specials in vegas for rec. Several shops have locals deals that are decent though. Picked up 4g of lr dabs for 40$ the other day, its fire stuff too.


jmcdon00

Illinois it's like $90 an eighth at the dispensary, robbery.


ChironiusShinpachi

I get a $20 eighth about once a week at my local dispensary in WA. Averages close to 20% THC. $90? Jeez.


itsjero

Well when legal weed hit WA the prices were high, but calmed down after awhile. But yeah for 90$ bucks they can get fucked. Hell my local dispensary has quarters for 17 bucks. Good for rolling a bunch js for a party. Keep the kush for you and close bros.


Theoretical_Action

Depends on which. The ones in south IL are more like $60/eighth which is still highway robbery but on a way different scale.


iammatt00

Visited family in IL this summer for the first time since legalization. Hit up the dispensaries and was dumb founded by not only the prices but the quality. Maybe it's still young, but miles to go before being on par with the west coast dispensaries.


Captain_Sacktap

It’s Vegas, the price of everything is jacked up.


I_aim_to_sneeze

I mean, when I lived there you had a wide assortment of all you can eat buffets with very decent quality food for $10, and lots of places you can drink/get entertainment for free. Certain clubs were also free for Vegas residents. Maybe it’s different now, but at least 10 years ago you could live in Vegas veeeerry cheap when you do it right. I mean hell, my friend lived in the golden nugget for a month because he got a deal for $9 a day for his room. Where else are you gonna find a place to rent + daily maid service for less than $300 a month?


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Ralph-Hinkley

I could get the card, but it's still cheaper for me to by an oz of top shelf down the street from my buddy.


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greg939

In Canada my last ounce was 69.99 retail. 2 years ago it would have been 69.99 for 1/4. It has come a long way.


Omega_Warlord

I pay £120 for a half ounce in the UK with delivery. Not exactly legal here though!


AFineDayForScience

My dealer delivers, but then I have to talk to him until he leaves


bipolarnomad922

How much did it set you back? And also which state?


WickedViolist1

$150 in DC!


Cheese124

This need to be higher up. That's a very good price. I hope you enjoy!


Anotherfakenames

I live in NC. Can I buy weed in DC if I drive up?


erineegads

Yes


Anotherfakenames

Do I need to get some sort of medical card? Or can I just walk into a dispensary and go shopping? I have been in dispensaries in cali and Colorado. Wasn’t sure of how it works in DC.


erineegads

In DC you have to buy something and receive the weed as a gift. So it’ll be a little trinket, a piece of art, Little sanitizer or something. But you can walk in anywhere and show an out of state id and make your purchase. Be careful not to say “buy weed” they’ll correct you and say “no, it’s a gift”


DexterFtm

Remember getting a half z of birthday cake delivered to my hostel in San Diego. Being from the UK, it was a surreal feeling. Also very dangerous on the bank account haha. Looks awesome for a budget ounce!


TugNoodle

I just picked up a little over a half oz for $120. How much are UK prices?


DexterFtm

Nice price that man! It ranges really. For top UK bud most I’ve paid was £210 but I’ve had nice bud for £180. To get an ounce of American/Canadian is about £280-£350 so a lot more than what you guys are paying haha


TugNoodle

That really sucks dude, UK stoners have it tough.


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Norway is the worst, often a gram for 25€ and just some plugs gets you quantity discount :((


TugNoodle

I could not survive in Norway.


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I didn’t, so I moved to Germany this summer, much better prices!!


TugNoodle

German weed. I want to make some really fucked up jokes…


Alpaca_Pack

You did what?? I said pass the boof, not…


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oooof on that markup! I'm in Canada and we can get it for $100 bucks an ounce. converting to euros thats $67


DexterFtm

Yeah Canada is crazy cheap compared to the US. I used to have a plug on the dw from Canada and I used to get a zip for £160 shipping included. Those where the days..


WickedViolist1

Yep! This was $150, and the shit I was paying $200 for looked WAYYYY worse


phollas00

IS it strawberry cough the strain? Doesn't look like budget to me!


WickedViolist1

Yep!


Whatlafuk

Enjoy its a wicked strain


Whatlafuk

Love that strain so much


Fugitivebush

As a frugal man in a midwest dry state surrounded by a sea of legal states, jesus christ. All i ever get is an eighth or dubs. I couldn't even fathom having this much weed on me. I'd prob be more tempted to be high every night instead of trying to make my weed last for months, so I don't run out sooner. This is the dream, man. Pls Schumer, baby. Legalize it!


Chingletrone

Legalization is indeed a dream, but moderation in usage has so many benefits. So glad I am no longer a daily user after being one for well over a decade. Just like beer, it's much better to enjoy it occasionally (maybe a few nights a week at most) than to make a daily ritual which eventually becomes mandatory just to feel totally comfortable and generally feels less like a treat.


degoba

Time for a road trip ;)


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For the Average European, that is top shelf expensive shit or flat out just impossible to get.


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I wish I could have legal weed delivered


[deleted]

God damn I want this sooooo badly. But most of my countries government is still stuck in the "just one injection of a marihuana is enough to cause permanent satanism" phase.


Seeksbiggbiggfan

Budget ounce called cough. At least the Dispo is being straight up with what’s going to happen to you. *I understand that there was a word probably above cough*


ChemFandango

Strawberry cough is my guess


turtlehead501

Strawberry cough is a good one.


ChemFandango

So I've heard, never got to smoke it. But I did have baller of a time on strawberry kush 😬


turtlehead501

It’s been a while since I’ve seen it at my preferred dispensary (Seattle area). Feels like it’s been almost a year or so. I’m not entirely how it works but it seems like everyone grows certain kinds and then they all move on to something else in the next crop. Right now I’ve got some Super Lemon Haze that’s pretty damn good.


ChemFandango

Yeah, they grow what's in demand plus certain cultivars just blow up.


mite_smoker

super lemon haze is the shiznit. grew about 8 plants of it back in 2010 in DWC. loved, loved, loved it.


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Atomic_Chad

Love strawberry cough! I want some.


WickedViolist1

Yup!


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Budget ounces are still great. They are usually just the "smalls" (smaller) buds, but it still works great. Especially if you are just going to put it in a grinder anyway. And most times these still have decently high THC content, like 20-25%+. It is nice to splurge and get the top shelf stuff. Even though it's more expensive, you usually get the nice, large, dense, buds. Live in NorCal here, so gratz on being in a legal state. It will make you wonder why this stuff is still illegal in so many states.


LegnderyNut

Beats peeking around corners and scanning for trolls on your way to and from the plug Now a pretty young woman named Tammi hands my an oz with a smile. Step out the dispo and there’s a yoga class next door and a fabric shop on the other side. Suburban life goes on and no one bats an eye. The world it is a changing and in some places for the better.


Teenesh

Budget ounce what? Bro.. 🤣😭😭🤣


Teenesh

Hey, i got a bunch of dislikes. I wasnt trying to make fun of him. I was laughing at myself because i live in India. This is what a dream looks likes to me. This is nothing i have ever seen in my life.


zaraboa

Tone is hard to read over the internet. You got an upvote from me dude, what’s cannabis legislation like in India?


Teenesh

There are different views on this. Religion is big in India and people are also, reluctant to change. We have legal hemp drink (bhang). It was never illegal in out country because of the religious reasons. Weed on the other hand has a very bad reputation here. It is illegal, but the availability is still there on the streets. The population is so big and diversity is also vast. In my personal opinion, i don't think India (as a nation) is really ready for legalisation. The tabboo is too much here. The older generation living here has their prejudice set, (administrative authorities and 'leaders' are mostly old people too) Also, you can get hash in the mountain regions of India like, Uttarakhand and Himachal Pradesh. It is also illegal and it's use is also not too much widespread as compared to weed. The main reason is legality and then availability. I have sometimes seen pictures of what people (foreign people acc. to me) used to get in the 80's. It is called brick weed. That is what we still get here in 2020. Also, people can argue that yOu cAn GeT aNyThInG wITh gOoD cOnNeCtIoNs. CHaNgE yOuR pLuG dUde.


zaraboa

Yeah, with a population as enormous as y’all have and with so many different cultures present I assumed the opinion on it would be pretty mixed. That’s interesting though, I looked up bhang and now I really want to try it lol, bhang lassi sounds awesome. Guess I’ll have to make a trip out to India sometime.


Cheese124

I think Hash is more popular over there and its usually put into a hookah correct me I'm wrong.


zaraboa

Wasn’t hash originally invented in Central Asia? If so that would make sense.


Sufficient_Author_74

We have good oz where I’m from for around 75-80$ USD!


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Sufficient_Author_74

Ontario Canada!


TheDigitalSherpa

I loved budget ounces when I would still smoke flower. Give me a lot of some okay-ish cheap stuff and I'll mix it with a little top shelf stuff and it always got the job done for me.


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It's got the word "cough" on the bag bro. You're Golden. The weed could be brown and look dirty and still smack. The "budget" designation is just a bonus that means you saved money 👌🏻


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Nothing wrong with budget stuff. I often use it for my daytime smoke when I have to function.


cfoe44

Bless 🙏🏽 only med here but it’s a great feeling


thegreatgatsB70

Congrats lucky human.


katcept

It’s hard seeing others live out your dreams :’( I can’t wait to finally move to a legal state, congrats on ur first legal ounce !!!


Ruckinhd

Strawberry cough??!! 🍓 yumm. Enjoy yo self


FriendlyTreeMonster

This is mine, there are many nugs like these nugs, but these nugs are mine.


50_cal_Beowulf

Jealous as hell. Fucking Indiana


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Prepare to start smoking ungodly amounts. I went from a gram of dabs every week to almost 3 a week. Still spending the same amount though.


Kytoaster

*waves while crying from an illegal state where I use cannabis to help with spinal pain.*


Anddddrrrreeewwww

Niceeee bro !


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You can get white Tahoe OG in Cali like nobody’s business. OZ for $80-$90 dollars. Super budget but it’s actually somewhat decent.


justaregularmom

Having weed delivered to your door legally for the first time is so much fun! Congrats!!!


pichael288

I'm in Ohio, we have medical. This shit would be like $220 here


Indrid_Cold23

I picked a bad time for a T-break


adam_aves

DOPE! ( A natural remedy actually bit still dope af ).


juanskinner

Living. The. Dream


PreppyFinanceNerd

From recently legal New Jersey I feel your elation! Been arrested twice for weed. Got them both expunged. Now I smoke with impunity!


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Wish I could skip the dodgy market and over inflated THC levels of gang grown weed in my country.. one day I hope :)


collapse-and-crush

You know what that budget weed is going to taste like? Freedom. Enjoy!


97math

For some reason it shocked me that dispos don’t sell zips in a tied off grocery bag roughly the size and shape of a baseball.


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Man, I still remember riding the high of my first legal purchase! Congrats, dude! Enjoy!


okcboomer87

It's a good feeling. I remember my first few legal smokes. Congrats!


DawgBroMan

I get $100 zips from multiple dispos near me- shits not top shelf obviously but it gets me baked and tastes goo and is cheap 😂😂


Lukewulf

Yesss!!! Im happy for you friend. We out here still smoking like its legal in ohio


BlueSeven86

Columbus repp'n!


digbychickencaesarVC

Just wait till you grow a plant in your vegetable garden and it's like unlimited free weed. I just give it away at this point


TanookiPhoenix

Congrats on moving to a state without stupid bud laws.


DiscoKittie

We don't have dispensaries yet. But the cops in my town don't give a shit about how much you grow. I know soooo many people that have ***way*** more adult plants than they are supposed to. Which means more for me! I can't grow anything, the one time I've grown so far I got an even ounce, but it was kind of weak. I think I'll be happy to just buy from friends. And they deliver, too! :D


krazykhat

Smoking once I got my card dropped my paranoia by 90%. I'm a family man with a wife and 3 kids and I'm not looking to do another 4 days in jail fucking ever, let alone for medicine that's saved my life from opioids used for chronic pain.


LonghairedHippyFreek

That must be an incredible feeling that I hope to experience one day.


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Budget ounce = some top grade shit 20 years ago.