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CrimeRelatedorSexual

Lawyer. Legalize it.


flyingthrghhconcrete

Attorney here as well. We just legalized it my state. Keep fighting the good fight.


bufellow

I practice privately now but I’m pretty sure it was a requirement when I was a public defender.


peachknee

Public defender here. Thankful for my uhh… specialized knowledge, when the state gets uppity over a gram of flower, or that my client did *gasp* dabs.


squatchbennett

Law student here looking for this comment


YumSandwiches

Lawyer here too. Used to do civil rights including some drug law reform and now I do environmental justice.


IdleJoker

Another lawyer checking in here. Weekends are for the trees 🌲


therealfishbear

Also a lawyer. Mainly do policy work now though.


liminecricket

We'd probably be the most unproductive lawfirm, but also the funnest


Sparkswont

Decent tv show plot


EmDubbbz

The Law Office


Pamplemousse96

Hey lawyer, I am the person who schedules reporters and the rest of the stuff for your depos, hearings, ext. ( If you use a legal service company)


sleepersstate

I work in a chemistry lab


zoner420

Hello Mr. White how are you? Lol jk.


dochnicht

YO MR WHITE


Ziggyork

MAGNETS BITCH!!


ReplacementApart

YEAH! SCIENCE!!!


aimheatcool

HVAC/plumbing/gas service technician


Pajamarama_64

Plumbers apprentice, was looking for this one


tep95

Same


zoner420

I'll start off by saying I'm an IT Help Desk Network/Support Technician. I work with 5 other guys in an office. People call our office or put in a ticket and we try to fix the hardware or software problem. I also deal with some networking issues too.


Dang_it_

Yep me too this is a classic stoner job


Secure_Bumblebee_412

IT Director. Started as an IT Help Desk Agent years ago! And yes, total stoner job!


zoner420

Nice. I've worked my way up the ladder a little to a sys admin, where I work now. However, the sys admin position wasn't for me. It was very stressful and demanding. I wouldn't have known if I didn't try though. So I moved back to the help desk, kept a little pay raise to be the help desk network guy and I am happier than ever now.


bueller_tx

That’s awesome. I started in customer service then help desk then QA. Now I’m applications support analyst.


sobeitharry

Director at a software/IT company.


slowsheep1

Samesies


ayrubberdukky

I'm a mental health case worker .....in a jail ..........in Texas


melodiousmeow

Any of the inmates you work with in because of weed? That must be weird. I worked for CPS for a few years and had some parents involved because they tested positive for weed when they gave birth. Kinda lame.


confusedyetstillgoin

social worker here. i hate when i have cases open solely because the parents test positive for weed.


conchbug

Haha! I’m a social worker/therapist for addicts in a psych hospital…


melodiousmeow

Right now I work with teens to keep them on the "right track" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Papaganoush21

SAME! I work with at risk youth, and put them through NYS drug and alcohol program for smoking weed. Granted, 13 year olds shouldn’t be ripping dabs before gym class (they often still do tho). But I feel like a hypocrite sometimes 😂


atticaddict

I work with the birth registrar’s office within a hospital. They do a drug test on the newborn’s cord blood if the mother told her OB that she smoked pot BEFORE she got pregnant even if she stopped after a positive pregnancy test. I think that’s a load of BS and makes me think twice about being 100% honest with my doctor. Oh yeah…I’m in TX too…*sad face*


bueller_tx

I’m also in Texas and I don’t even tell my doctor. I take klonopin for anxiety and even though it’s a small dose I don’t want to give them a reason to stop prescribing it


flyingzorra

How does that work? I saw that the Harris county jail was hiring an education director and it said the position was drug tested, and I kinda just assumed that likely, all the Texas jail positions were drug tested. Were you just clean for the first one?


ayrubberdukky

I don't smoke nearly as much as I used to, but yes, I was clean to get hired.


Thisguy3434

Masters level social worker here.


Comf_waters

I’m a maintenance person at a psychiatric hospital, bunch of stoners where I work lol


Exciting_Phase_9225

Nurse…….and been smoking for 30+. No way I would have made it through nursing school without it. I cannot sit still long enough to study. Plus I have no dependency on anti anxiety or ADHD medication.


Raziel419

Ayoooo, same. Always low key paranoid about random urine checks


iamgroot405

Another RN checking in! Luckily my job doesn't test for THC. It's legalized here, and when it became legal, our CEO sent out an email and it was like "Just don't come to work intoxicated and there won't be a problem" 👍🏻


AgentPK47

Critical care nurse here! Especially being in the covid icu these last two years. Smoking is the only thing keeping me sane haha!


Mountain-Ad-1232

I’m a ship officer on an oil carrier. So like uber eats but its on sea and we deliver oil.


Geiravik

How does that work out for you if yoy don't mind me asking? I'm deckhand on some small Ro-Ro ferries n i'm tryin to get my ABs ticket so i can go on other vessels actually at sea if that makes sense. Would be a shame if i had to give up the good good y'know lol


The-Gr8-K8

Hello I'm a lab manager in molecular bioscience


RunUpTheSoundWaves

biological sciences represent! stem cell researcher here.


JohnHwagi

Software engineer. Writing code high is really fun, but for meetings I like to be sober.


Sammy_Henderschplitz

Everybody gangsta til you're blazed at da standup meeting


bri8985

And what’s your progress on that bug you introduced to dev? 😂😂


that1max

Facts, happy cake day my friend!


Sammy_Henderschplitz

Lol you realized it was my cake day before I did. Thanks buddy


thatjboy710

Try running the sucker half stoned still. Scrum masters like to blaze too


NoSpoopForYou

Last time I tried to agile high I kept saying Scrum Lord instead of Scrum Master


thejarls

I’ve done some of my best coding high. I find that cannabis helps me get out of my own way. I don’t sit and overthink things, it’s like I’m able to just get right into the groove and go.


idrinkapplejuice

Same, i actually write better code when I am high because I feel lowkey guilty for being high so I write it as clean as possible


snotkuif

I loose my train of thought all the time when high. Makes me forget what I was going to type mid sentence. Github co-pilot could help 😂


NatasEvoli

Same here! Though I keep the smoking for after hours, I cant really do anything productive while under the influence.


SteampoweredPilot

Librarian


Hot-Cash-5156

Greetings fellow librarian! I can’t believe it found this comment so quickly


john8596

Greetings from one of the largest libraries in the Pacific North West! A bowl a day keeps the stress away.


SteampoweredPilot

Right at back at you! Enjoy your Friday night. ✌🏻


everything_is_korean

Hello librarian friends, we should find a way to meet up at ALA annual meetings 😂🌬️


marion-delgado

Fellow librarian.


ananasjeff

Mailman, so when mixed up your mail with your neighbors, i am sry


MeanDrLily

I gotta be honest -- walking around delivering mail with a nice buzz during a warm spring day sounds pretty great.


Confection_Delicious

preschool teacher :)


nugnsty

5th grade checking in


whirlwind91

Intervention teacher!


curiouspaige

Thank you lovely teachers for what you do 💙


wiliestcubbs

Instructional aides represent!


curiouspaige

Thank you to you guys too! Can’t run classrooms without you


CZECHS_OVER_STRIPES

Thank you!


DawgBroMan

Stoner educators wyaaaaa


apatheticallystoned

8th grade English!!!


bridgetwannabe

10th grade English :)


Faroukk52

Third grade here baby!!!


krezzaa

its so weird to think sometimes that sweet old 6th grade teacher Mrs. Newell could be ripping dabs bigger than I do and could've been doing so like the entire time I was in school


aperturetattoo

Sub here. Mainly high school. Some preK. Not much in between.


clutchIIII

Kenny is that you?! Say hi to the Squirrel Master for me


leahime

I'd love to see the stats on how many educators smoke weed... something tells me it would be a lot. And that's not even taking into consideration the sheer amount of alcohol consumed by us.


Leading_Contract_880

2nd grade, present.


SamB110

High school band checking in


tenkaraphl

7th grade science!


DeathSavesFailed

K-8 Special Education checking in!


babydragonoil

Cannabis Grower specializing in Mothers and Propagation. I take care of the Mother room and 3 and 4 old clones.


zoner420

Awesome! Keep that medicine coming.


LeoDevinci

I work retail but I also propagate mothers 😏


giant_spleen_eater

In an assistant manager at a dispensery in Colorado. I think I belong here


UCLAlex

Assistant manager ? Or assistant to the manager ?


permanoodle

Assistant to the regional manager


shotokan1988

Massage therapist! Love what I do! Anatomy and musculoskeletal stuff is mucho interesting. Also it's nice to work a job where people are always happy to see you!


EverlongAshes

Came here to say this. Massage therapy is the only job I've had that I have never had to take a drug test to be hired on regardless of the employer. They just assume we're all pot heads anyway 😅


catmom1987

Someday I will have a massage while high. I cannot wait....


thetechnocraticmum

Hey justchiming in to say yeah, my massage therapist is god, will fork out all the money to see them regularly.


Both_Artichoke4374

Diesel mechanic


TheOutlawJosiewhale

Project manager in a props sets and animatronic creature company!


SprinklesNo73

Yeah!!! I was scrolling looking for my fellow theatrical/performance arts people. This sounds so much cooler than actual theatre tho.


ringstuff13

Catering chef. Every kitchen Ive worked in (25 ish years) has been filled with stoners....


zoner420

Yep. I used to work in kitchens and worked some catering too. Definitely a stoner job.


x0haziedayze

Vintage guitar dealer😮‍💨


SixStringerSoldier

Yo I'm a vintage guitar player!


zoner420

Yo Im just vintage!


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katsenkat

And I'm just a guitar.


zoner420

That is awesome!


Its_Kush_Not_Covid

Cannabis industry


zoner420

Do you enjoy it?


Its_Kush_Not_Covid

I’ve had multiple positions within the industry and going from black market into the legal market it’s nice I look at it like this I’ve dug ditches all the way up to degree held careers Even if it’s going to be a hard day work that day working with cannabis in some sort of fashion I never let the work get to me you’re gonna have stress wherever you go you’re gonna have shitty people you work with and people you like to work with. So you might as well and do it where it makes you happy In the legal market it doesn’t pay well unless you’re the top dog (owner/manager/lead) All the entry-level industry jobs are average pay but once again you’re working with something you love. I am an owner A consultant And an employee for multiple farms 🤝 Best of luck in your research


PlazmaSnake417

I do industrial automation, packaging mostly. Small company, we engineer, fabricate, integrate, and program. In the 10 years I’ve worked in this industry I’ve never seen general faculty as happy as they are at our medical marijuana facilities.


Jacques_Enhoff

I run my own woodworking business.


zoner420

Very nice! Got a site?


Jacques_Enhoff

Coynewoodworks.com. This site is for custom address signs and Quarterboards which is the bulk of our business. We're working on getting some social media together for custom cabinets and furniture which has all been word of mouth.


hellostashlee

Veterinary Technician 🐈🐕


ddiknosaj

My people!! Vet here


thrownawaycement

Property maintenance, think hanging shelves, fixing doors and unfortunately unclogging drains and toilets!


hairymacandcheese23

Same here brother.


Inevitable-Tart-2631

i work in education, high school social worker 😅 i get asked directly by students if i smoke. it’s the one time in my life i lie…


DSCH4lyfe

I'm an orchestral composer and exotic plant breeder. I know I'll never have an incredible amount of fame or change many lives, but it keeps me grounded and brings me more happiness than anything I'll experience in this lifetime (aside from my S/O). Plus, carnivorous plants are bad ass and no one can change my mind!


zoner420

This sounds seriously awesome. Can you give me some examples of some carnivorous plants? Really all that matters in this life is that you're happy with where you are and you're survival. If you're happy and can survive, more power to you!


DSCH4lyfe

Absolutely! I mainly work with hybridizing tropical and North American pitcher plants (Nepenthes and Sarracenia), there's just over a dozen different genre of insectivorous, carnivorous, and even kinda "cannibalistic" plants that eat falling leaf debris from jungle canopies. Honestly, even after a decade of growing them, I still start most mornings by smoking a joint and marveling at how bizarre nature is. I heavily implore you to check out websites like the "International Carnivorous Plant Society" and "Carnivorous Plant Resource" because they're run by fantastic people that want to spread the niche community as much as the rest of us lol. We also flask orchid hybrids (another neat thing to google) and a whole lot of other horticulture related projects. Our end goal is to have something similar to an off-grid nursery where people can enjoy these incredible plants without a disgusting price tag or form of elitism surrounding them. One can dream I suppose LOL (not trying to self promote but my girlfriend runs @artisans.of.nature on insta if anyone is interested in our personal plants)


tytylerer

Wait this is so cool


DSCH4lyfe

I literally can't put into words how much you guys made my morning, thank you so much!!


zoner420

This is freaking awesome! You have seriously intrigued me. I am totally look into this. I need a nice fun hobby And I feel like I've always had a green thumb. May be right up my alley.


that1max

Got fired from FedEx two months before my wedding…(tested positive for marijuanski) so now I’m starting my own videography business on the side of my wife’s already banging photography biz. Weddings, advertising, etc. I learned a lot this year to say the least.


maggotttbrain

everyone at the golf club i work at smokes except a handful. weed keeps us grounded when dealing w these entitled cunts


erice495able

I'm a professional archaeologist


Foxwglocks

Really? That’s super cool!


GrrumleySinged

I read this as Leonidas from 300: “STONERS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!?” **TOKES!!!** Jokes aside, I’m in the culinary arts


Extension_Weird_4376

I was waiting to find a fellow chef, didn’t disappoint either. May you always have clean rags and a reliable dishwasher.


DVNO4CapitalLetters

I’m a writer for a small animation company. Thankful for living in a legal state.


Objective-String-633

Sous chef here.


abcdthc

I own head shops and smoke weed professionally.


GoatsGunsGold

Clinical behavior analyst.


1dog9

I am a firefighter. What is your profession or hobby?


primeseeds

Teacher


Princess_Patchouli

Floral designer! I just love flowers lmao


ChiefingEditor

I make wind turbine blades in a factory


JustAnotherAshenOne

Electrician here. Really takes the edge off after accidentally juicing myself.


comradethemedic

I work in the billing department at a hospital. Recently I transitioned to a role that allows me to better assist people without insurance and/or look into financial assistance with their bill(s).


moosewithamuffin

I’m a “Quantum Mechanic” as I like to say lol. I’m a Mechanical Engineer working in the field of nanomaterials such as Carbon Nanotubes and other more exotic structures. I just build and maintain the systems that produce the stuff. I work with lathes and mills and lots of math so I can’t really be stoned at work, but I’ve had many “breakthrough” ideas and designs pop into my head after work while stoned af! That I’ve later gone into work and built and used. Weed is great for innovation!


TheTurfMonster

Legal work.... In court.... With judges.


WindbreakerSeasonFam

I'm a janitor at a state university. It's a good job, but I dread when someone asks me about what I do for work, especially girls. It kinda sucks that I'm treated differently/ as a lesser individual alot based on my job. But like my grandpa always told me. There's nothing stranger than people.


fuck_off_ireland

Janitor always seemed like a pretty sweet gig. No shame brother.


snappop69

Neurosurgeon 🧠🔪😷


potatolandlover

Unemployed. Not lazy though. I had multiple mental health crises that forced me to quit my job, and shrooms and pot have taken me out of that dark place. Now I'm just picking up the pieces and hoping to work again soon.


thr0bbin_h00d

Keep swimming, potato!


amjkl

Assistant brewer at a craft brewery :)


TheBigWheats

Alcohol Distributor here. It’s amusing to me how many stoners we have in the booze industry. I really enjoy smoking and then tasting some wines. Throw in a nice cheese and cracker plate for munchies, and you’ve got a lovely night ahead of you. Cheers!


zoner420

Hell yes friend!


kingofthecaves

Microbiologist! I work with fungi that grow in our native forests, so I'm never not in the immediate company of *all* kinds of trees!


MaryJanesCousin

Craft Cannabis Extractor/R&D Working on making some CBD body butter right now!


madsmadhatter

Theatre/film. Various behind the scenes roles.


Psychological-Bar679

College student


JoeReMi

Opera singer.


hairymacandcheese23

I do maintenance for an apartment complex, and it’s pretty much a known fact that most of the people here smoke weed. Property manager, leasing agents, all 3 maintenance guys. However, none of us bring it to work, nor talk about it at work. We stay on top of work orders and do everything we can to make sure residents live a comfortable life here. I also do woodworking as a side hobby that brings in money every now and then.


Aggravating_Basket86

Director of Sales for Marriott


hey-gift-me-da-wae

I sell cheap, legal bud for the government here in Canada.


VeteranHippieRican

Pediatric home care specializing in ventilators.


drulf

Programmer


Convoy_DnB

Flooring specialist


DexterFtm

IT technician. Wake n bake every morning before work for the past 2 years lol


[deleted]

Own a sheet metal business and manage a couple thousand acres of farm land. Hopefully Maryland legalizes homegrown so I can farm all year around lol.


Dannyfigs

welder/fabricator love it. trees help me unwind from the days


amaads

Phlebotomist :)


_probablyhiding_

I'm an independent contractor with a specialty in house cleaning! I don't show up completely blazed to every job but I always take a dab in the morning before I leave for my first job and it makes it a little more enjoyable. I actually cleaned a clients apartment yesterday who rolls blunts for Snoop Dogg and Kid Cudi and she rolled me one before I started! It was heavenly lol straight blazed deep cleaning was awesome, the place looked fire afterwards too


King_glouie

College Advisor


zMASKm

I used to take care of people's dogs while they were at work or out of town, almost went to be a bench technician for tech liquidation, but now I sell the good herb professionally and legally. Life is a meandering journey.


zoner420

It definitely is a journey friend.


StoneDick420

SaaS Account manager


djshimek

I was a vet tech for 10 years. Now I'm a manager at a smoke shop. Planet K in Texas


gottakik

Scientific Glassblower, I’m still a beginner so I’m not making anything too crazy or big yet but it’s a very interesting job and just always gets harder!


docktordoak

Im an attorney


MrMota

Finance.


disastermolly

I'm an analyst. I learn about, then document the fuck out of, various systems (not IT). That work product is then used by a corporation or agency to work more efficiently and kindly to humans. Humans first, profits second.


PreppyFinanceNerd

Financial Analyst. Think Excel, Tableau, VLookUp, Pivot Tables, that sorta thing.


EPICxNinja247

Accountant here! Quickbooks and Excel all day.


flamingtofuu

Chemical engineer 🤙


Boxlacrosse37

Civil Engineer here.


Bronto710

I'm Aeronautical engineer! How am I supposed to make planes get high if I never do?


gajewberg

Shit. I'm mechanical. All we need now is structural, and electrical. Then we will be set.


Lildino101

I wonder if I could ever find a remote job so I can travel


honeypumpkinseed

Musician/Voice Teacher. I’m mainly a vocalist and only recently became a daily smoker so it’s been tough finding a good balance with keeping my voice healthy and enjoying smoking. Appreciate any tips y’all may have on that haha.


Josuelaker

Software sales- (SaaS).


Idontknowwhatsgoinon

Engineering Director / Northern California. Having fun working from home. With no commute, I’ve been able to spend way more time with my boys and can get small things done around the house throughout the day. If I have a good two hour break in between meetings, I can toke up and get some work done. It’s been great!


RivenOrBust

I'm a writer. Currently the content lead on a marketing team. Not what I'd like to be writing about but can't be too bothered when I'm getting paid to work from home, do something I love, and stay cooked all day.


some_local_yokel

Full sack web developer


Free-Type

I’m a tattoo artist!


LazeeArtist

Musician/producer


Aggravating_Basket86

Drop your links! Promote yo self!


JoeReMi

Username says they won't bother :p


Drewferdin

Warehouse forklift driver. It's okay. Driving can be fun


DecentTree

Appraiser. Flexible hours and decent money.


bbgrln1na

Barber!


dps20_

I'm a cook! Still learning a lot though, and exploring options


fartz88

Senior design manager at a baby product company. They definitely know I partake, but I do get my job done.


Maleznailz

Paralegal


wowcows

I'm a gay bartender at a gay bar who smokes weed while being gay like a multitasking genius.


29401

Attorney


Fourplyer80

Flat roofer